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Top 5 Golf Stinks Posts of All Time!

August 15, 2012 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

Three years. Can you believe it? We’ve been blogging about golf-related nonsense for three years!

But in all seriousness, we have blogged about the good, bad and silly that encompass the world of golf. And we hope our observations and insights have made you think…at least just a little!

What better way to celebrate our third birthday than to list our top 5 posts of all time (based on page hits)?!

Thanks for being fans and enjoy!

Number 5

5 Reasons Why They Hate Golf – Some people just don’t like golf – it’s sad but true. In 2011, we tried to explain why anyone could possibly hate this great game!

Number 4

Is USGA Membership Worth It? – After years of trashing his annual membership form, Stinky Golfer Greg explained why 2010 was the year he finally joined the USGA!

Number 3

Custom Fitting Golf Clubs: Worth It? – In June of 2010, Stinky Golfer Chris went to get custom fit for new clubs. In this candid post (and his follow-up posts), he explains if it was all worth it.

Number 2

10 Golf Etiquette Rules Most Jackasses Ignore – In this April 2011 post, Stinky Golfer Greg lists his biggest golfer pet peeves in a no-holds-barred rant about cell-phone use; playing from the wrong tee-box; and giving unwanted swing advice.

Number 1

Male-Only Golf Clubs; Sexist Bastards or Constitutional Right? – We opened up a can of worms with this post from 2009 on the rights of private golf clubs vs. the sentiments of the 21st-century.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: custom fit, custom golf clubs, etiquette, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, hate golf, membership, sexist, top blog posts, top posts, USGA

My Dog Sniffs My Balls…Golf Balls That Is.

August 10, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | 3 Comments

I think I’m on to something here. First of all, how many of you are sick and tired of losing your ball but swear that you watched exactly where your ball landed? It’s ridiculous, no? It’s not like the local track is going to pay to have field marshals out there. How can I cut down on the balls I lose?

Well, there’s a term we use at Golfstinks called the Pro Advantage Factor or PAF for short. It basically means pro’s have an advantage when it comes to errant shots because the spectators or marshals usually find the ball. You see, I want to equal that playing ground and give us average hacks an opportunity to shave some strokes.

This is why I think we should have ball sniffing dogs on the course. There are so many good reasons I don’t know where to begin. Let’s see, for starters we can train rescue dogs. They deserve a good home and a chance at life. Dog wages are a lot cheaper than human wages and they rarely talk back. Canines do their job and are happy to do it. The piles of doggy poo can be used as fertilizer. Not to mention it would be pretty damn cool to have a dog sniff out your ball. I would probably golf more if that was available to me. 

How realistic is this? Well, I’m really not sure. People scoffed at Edison when he presented the lightbulb. The Wright brothers took their share of disses. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not re-inventing the wheel but I’m bringing two things together that I think would compliment each other. Imagine actually finding your ball after 95% of your shots (the other 5%…well, nothing we can do about water). Just my $0.02…


Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! 

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: ball sniffing dog, canines, Edison, field marshal, golf, golf stinks, PAF, Wright Brothers

Chip Shots: Dinner, 2 Rounds of Golf or a Dozen Balls?

August 9, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | 3 Comments

What would you spend $75 on? If you answer dinner or a couple rounds, you are a normal person. If you answer a dozen balls, well I don’t know what to say but read on. Yes it’s true, Dixon Golf sells a dozen of it’s “Fire” series balls for a whopping 75 clams. They also mention that they are for pro’s and scratch golfers. I guess that means the 26 million or so hacks don’t apply. 

In Dixon’s defense, they do a lot of work with charities giving a percentage of their sales to deserving recipients. In fact they have a section on their site dedicated to it. That works for me. Anybody ever use them?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: charities, dixon golf, expensive, golf, golf balls, golf stinks

A Golf Trip With The Guys

August 6, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Undoubtedly, one of a golfers favorite events of his golfing career is a golf trip with his buddies.  For too many of us, it’s an event that just doesn’t happen often enough, including for us here at Golfstinks.  But this past weekend, we finally made it back out on the road. 

OK, so we didn’t head to one of the typical golf getaways like Florida, California or Myrtle Beach.  Rather, we headed to Vermont.  Not exactly what most golfers would consider a “golfing mecca.” But that’s far from the point. 

See, the point is the getaway itself.  And between kids, wives, jobs, vacation time and previous commitments, trying to get a few guys on the same schedule is not the simplest of tasks.  So when taking a long vacation is not a possibility, simpler trips become necessity.

Necessity you say?  Well…yeah!  To me, a golf trip with your golfing pals is an absolute necessity.  The idea of traveling to a place you’ve never been to hit the links on a course you would normally never get to play is fun in itself.  But when you can combine a vacation with your friends and a few days worth of golf, it’s like taking that one day of golf you would play on a Saturday or Sunday that you wish would last longer, and stretching it out over a few days.  How could you go wrong?

Unfortunately, most people have the preconceived notion that a golf trip is too expensive.  But a bit of research and some planning at the right times can lead to some unbeatable deals.  For instance, our trip including 2 rounds of golf and two nights at a condo ran us well under $300 per person. 

What I’m getting at here is that a golf trip needs to be taken by any group of golfing friends.  Put just a little bit of effort in and an inexpensive golf trip could be much closer than expected.  If you’ve never taken a golf trip, or if it’s been a long time since you have, you’re doing yourself a disservice.  It’s time to hit the road, jump on a plane, do whatever!  Just get out there an go somewhere you’ve never been.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: California, florida, golf stinks, golf trip, golf vacation, golfstinks, Myrtle Beach, vacation, Vermont

Golf At Work

August 3, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

It’s a beautiful Sunday afternoon and there’s not a cloud in the sky. As I march on down the fairway towards the green the crowd is chanting “Pe-ter, Pe-ter, Pe-ter…” Ah yes, all that is between me and victory is this last putt. The crowd roars louder “PE-TER, PE-TER, PE-TER…” And then…poof… I’m back to reality. “Peter, Peter, PETER! Should I have your desk moved outside?” Damn, caught daydreaming out the window again.

Why does it seem like I really want to play golf when I’m working? I want to play golf on the weekends but for some reason I really want to play when I’m at work. I’m pretty sure I can figure out why.  I could always play hooky and sneak out for a round but if that becomes a regular routine I might as well look for a job at the course.

What to do, what to do. How about the next best thing – golfing online. I mean, I’m at my desk, there’s an internet connection and it will look as if I’m engaged in some sort of work-related activity. This could be good. I can get somewhat of a golf fix and not have to worry about gazing out the window.

Now, I want this to be cheap and when I mean cheap I mean free. Pretty much free online golf games. That brought me to NetGolfGames.com.  A pretty cool site. It has World Golf Tour, which I have played before (and really liked) and  about and 35 or so more free games to play. Jackpot! Check it out.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Now let me get back to work.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: free online golf, golf, golf stinks, netgolfgames.com, Online golf, world golf tour

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