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The Perfect “Non-Golf” Gift for Golfers

December 15, 2015 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

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With the gift-giving season upon us, I thought I’d post about something you could give to that golfer in your life. The one caveat? It has nothing (specifically) to do with golf.

We golfers tend to enjoy the finer things in life. Perhaps a mid-round cigar or 19th-hole libation to complement our stroll around the landscaped forest we play this great game in.

And while some of us golfers prefer our libation be something rather hoppy, there are just as many who enjoy a good spirit every now and again – especially this time of year. But to really become a connoisseur of fine spirits, you have to taste a lot of liquor. And, let’s face it, that can get rather expensive.

To that end, we here at GolfStinks would like to introduce you to Flaviar – a company that’s committed to helping you find your favorite libation without wasting your hard-earned money in the process.

The idea behind Flaviar is brilliant: To provide sample boxes of spirits on a monthly basis, curated specifically for you. This works great for folks like me, who are interested in exploring what’s out there without having to spend $50 or more on a bottle they may or may not be particularly fond of. Not to mention, once you find the spirit you love, you can order the full-size bottle directly from Flaviar.

But spirit tasting is all about sharing, and this is where Flaviar excels. I recently received a sample box of 5 different Scotch whiskeys from Flaviar. Packed neatly in a small box and complete with tasting instructions and history/flavor profiles for each spirit, I promptly invited my golfing buddies together for Monday Night Football…and a little Scotch.

GolfStinks' Flaviar tasting box - Scotch and the Islands
GolfStinks’ Flaviar tasting box – Scotch and the Islands

During the pregame, we opened our Flaviar sample pack and read through the tasting instructions – organized glassware, arranged our snacks and learned the proper order of tasting: Appearance; Smell; Taste; and Finish.

Once the game got underway, we opened the first sample and the fun began. What was happening on the gridiron soon became secondary to what we were learning about each Scotch in the tasting box.

We took our time, really tried to consider the smells and tastes of each particular brand and took time to cleanse our palates (with water and snacks) in between. In fact, it took most of the game (2+ hours) for us to go through and evaluate all 5 samples…and we had a blast doing so!

Afterwards, we all agreed we’d do this again in a heartbeat. Plus, we each were looking forward to other Flaviar sample boxes like rum, tequila, cognac and bourbon.

We could totally see how receiving one of these sample boxes monthly would not only help you build your home bar, but also provide an excuse to get your friends together – especially during the winter when you don’t see each other on the golf course!

So this year, instead of telling you about new clubs or golf shoes you can gift to that golfer in your life, maybe instead, gift a sample box of fine spirits for 2- or 6-months (or more). As they say on the Flaviar website: Santa brings toys; We bring whiskey.

Happy Holidays Stinky Golfers!

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: 19th hole, drinking on the golf course, flaviar

What Makes a Good 19th Hole?

June 10, 2015 | By Greg D'Andrea | 5 Comments

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What does your course’s 19th hole look like? (photo by Rama / CC BY-SA 2.0 FR)

I’ve played hundreds of different golf courses over the years. Some of them nice, others not so much. Some of them famous, others just local munis. And yet despite the vast differences in layout and scenery (or lack thereof), these courses all have the ability to cheer you up after a poor round; provide the backdrop for you to celebrate an ace; or just continue the camaraderie indoors after your round is over.

I’m talking about, of course, that after-round watering hole…where finding the drink doesn’t involve a lost ball or two-stroke penalty: The 19th Hole. But just like the golf courses they’re attached to, not all 19th holes are created equal. Golfers want a place where there’s good beer on tap; decent bar fare; and sports (especially golf) on television.

But what makes a good 19th hole? Well, I’d say the first step is to actually have one, which believe it or not, a couple courses I’ve played failed to do. One place was actually a pretty nice 18-hole course, so I was quite surprised to find the only refreshments on premises were contained in two vending machines in the pro shop. A golf course stands to make a good amount of dough from a 19th hole, so not having one is somewhat of a poor business decision. So for all the courses out there that actually do have a 19th hole, let’s discuss what makes a good one…

Drinks

Let’s talk about beer first. Courses should have a good selection on tap. After all, the 19th hole is first and foremost a bar. And while there are still many folks who love nothing more than to drain a bottle of domestic libation, increasingly people in general (golfers included) are wanting a good selection of imported or craft brew on tap. In this, many 19th holes, at least here in the U.S., fall short.

What about spirits? Again, this is a bar and someone back there needs to know how to mix a drink – especially the classics. Golf is a classic and somewhat sophisticated game – and maybe just sometimes, we golfers need to be treated as sophisticated folks. And while I’m at it, a modest selection of cigars would be a good idea too – even if we have to puff them out on the patio – which leads me to…

Ambiance

A patio is definitely a plus – preferably looking over the 18th green so you can heckle your pals putting-out in the group behind you. But with or without a patio, ambiance is kind of important. Golfers like to relax in a little bit of class. Too many 19th holes look like a crappy diner inside. This may not bother everyone but to me, you should put as much thought and care into the bar as you do the fairways and greens. A nice-looking 19th hole will bring in more patrons and keep them there longer.

Food

Some 19th holes try and do too much. That’s fine if you can pull it off, but most of the time a simple tavern menu will do: A high-quality burger; tuna and/or turkey club sandwiches; a salad option; and then some appetizer-type selections (wings, cheese fries, nachos, etc.). And when golfers are sitting at the bar, have some stuff for them to snack on – the classic bar mix is great but even just pretzels will work. Folks like to munch on something when they drink – and they drink more when they eat a salty snack.

Friendliness (of both the staff and patrons)

Too many courses treat their 19th hole as an afterthought and as a result the staff does too…sadly, poor service is commonplace. But many times the staff isn’t the only problem – the regular patrons are sometimes snooty cliques that don’t like unfamiliar faces drinking their beer. Perhaps nothing feels more uncomfortable than walking into a bar where everyone looks at you like you don’t belong. Golf courses need to welcome folks to their 19th hole with open arms. Hell, all courses should advertise their 19th hole on the 17th and 18th tee-boxes.

Done right, a19th hole can be a successful bar that adds profits to a golf course. And it should offer the drinks; menu; ambiance; and hospitality people look to immerse themselves in after a round of golf. My perfect 19th hole experience would be sitting out on a patio watching golfers finishing-out on the 18th; drinking a Belgian wheat; chowing a juicy grass-fed burger on an artesian roll; and capping-it-all-off with a nice robusto cigar. But that’s just me.

How about you?

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, beer, cigar, food

What Keeps Me Off The Course.

November 1, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

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Rain – the killer of many golf rounds…

Inclement weather and prior obligations, unless there is a way to avoid them. Speaking of inclement weather, this morning I woke up to the sounds of winds whipping around my house. It gave me flashbacks of last year’s super storm Sandy and Irene the year before. Considering this is the anniversary of Sandy, I did not embrace the unseasonably warm tropical weather today.

Here’s why; it’s November 1st and it’s almost 70 degrees here in the New England. Golf right? Not so fast, how about some 50 mph winds and a little rain? I swear someone is messing with us. I guess it could be worse. We could be in a deep freeze and windy. It’s time to look at some indoor activities.

Let’s see, we can surf the net, maybe some golf betting if that’s your cup of tea. Break out the golf video games and play every top 10 course in the world, twice. Cook up some hot dogs and burgers just like the 19th hole. Crack open a couple brews and voilà, you got your own golf course and club house.

Sounds like a plan to me. All I have to do is adjust this job schedule thing to better suit my new position as golf club owner and we’ll be golden! First order of business, hire the Mrs. as a groundskeeper…hmmm…maybe not so much groundskeeper. I got it! Director of Organization and Floriculture. Sweet, it’s starting to come together…

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, golf betting, golf club house, Hurricane Irene, rain, Super storm sandy

What Should Golf Courses Do In The Winter?

October 28, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

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Do golf courses really need to close for the winter? (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

I don’t know about any of you, but I know what I do in the winter – I hibernate.  Though I would prefer the cooler weather over the heat, that doesn’t mean I want to be out in the cold.  When I was a little kid, of course I wanted to be outside no matter what the weather.  However, as I get older, somewhere along the line I developed an internal thermometer.  And at whatever point that occurred, the chance that I would ever participate in any winter sports was out the window.  I don’t ski.  I don’t snowboard.  I don’t ice skate.  Fishing is great, just not between the months of November and April.  Hence one of the reasons I prefer golf.

But being a golfer (and I use that term quite loosely), I of course notice that, here in the northeast, many golf courses simply shut down in the winter months.  Now I don’t know about you, but that sounds like quite a waste of space and maybe even a wasted opportunity to make a bit of money during a time when no money is coming in.

For instance, when I was a kid, we used our local golf course for something that most kids used a golf course for in the winter…sledding.  As kids, my sisters and our neighborhood friends would walk half a mile through the snow just to get to the tenth hole at the local course because it was a great hill for sledding.

Also, I’ve got a friend who enjoys cross-country skiing.  But the problem is, he’s normally relegated to the streets and sidewalks when it snows.  And once everything is plowed, what then?  Well, if he lives anywhere near a golf course, then that’s a nice fluffy layer of snow which, temperature-depending, could last for a good long time.

Another thing I used to do as a kid was to go fishing in the water hazards on the local golf course.  However, I’ve never been ice-fishing there.  But who’s to say that it’s not a good place to give it a try.

Point is, if all of these activities take place on a local golf course, then why not open up the 19th hole when all of these activities are going on?  How about if the course is advertising that they are open for sledding, cross-country skiing and ice-fishing while keeping the 19th hole open for coffee, hot chocolate and a little food?  Why not invite people out to your course and have a chance to make some money on a day when normally, there would be no income flowing?

I know some of you are thinking that these people are just going to be doing damage to the course.  But keep in mind, I’m not saying to allow anyone out on the course with snowmobiles and ATVs.  I’m just saying, take advantage and make a little money off of something that’s going to be happening out on your course anyway.  I knew where the biggest hill for sledding was within walking distance when I was a kid.  It was on the tenth hole of the country club up the road.  Do you think other kids and families who live near golf courses don’t know the same thing?  Of course, they could also just keep the course open for those who are willing to brave the cold anyway…

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Economics of Golf Tagged With: 19th hole, cross-country skiing, ice fishing, ice skating, skiing, sledding, snowboarding, winter sports

POLL: Beer Cart Selections

May 3, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

generic-beerI’ve got a bone to pick with whoever is in charge of stocking the beer cart. Not so much the MOFOBETE, their job is to peddle the goods. I’m talking about the decision maker who decides what refreshments and stuff go on the cart. And by refreshments I mean beer. This includes some 19th hole’s as well.

I work all week and on the weekend I like to squeeze in some golf between beers. In saying so, can I have a beer that I actually want? I am by no means a beer snob…I went to college. All I’m saying is, offer more. The selection looks like it came from a frat house. There are a plethora of beers out there now that are quite tasty and are made right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A! Come on guys, step it up a bit. If you’re giving it out for free that’s one thing but for everyone that’s paying, broaden the choices a little bit.

This isn’t meant to knock the “traditional” domestic beers. This is more along the lines of golfers and hacks are diverse in what they enjoy drinking. Doesn’t it make more sense to heighten the total golf experience? I return to places just because they have a beer I like. If my local track had a nice well rounded selection of beers on the course…I don’t know…I might actually have to use my sick days. This also lends to great exposure for the course by the best known form of marketing – word of mouth. “Oh man, I played at (insert golf course here) and they had cold (insert favorite beer not normally available here) bottles/cans on the beer cart!”  Can’t you just feel the excitement?

In the meantime, I guess I’ll just have to keep bringing my own. Yeah , I know it’s cheaper but some times splurging a little is ok too. Look, you’re going to get your cheap people and your big spenders. Unfortunately, we’ll never know if the opportunity doesn’t exist. Create the opportunity.

Hit’em long…yell FORE…take the poll below!!!

Does the Beer Cart Carry your Favorite Beer?

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Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: 19th hole, beer, beer cart, golf, mofobete

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