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A Quick Round of Golf – The Ultimate Oxymoron

February 18, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 5 Comments

When you ask golfers what is their biggest pet peeve about the game, there’s a good chance the most common response is going to be the pace of play.  It seems everyone is in a hurry to get their round over with, like they don’t have the time to be playing the game right from the start.  What’s that all about?  If you don’t have the time to play the game, maybe you should consider something else…or playing only nine holes instead.

Don’t get me wrong, I get frustrated when a group in front of mine is intentionally slow and has no golf etiquette whatsoever.  But it’s certainly not enough to ruin my day.  After all, I’m exactly where I want to be…on a golf course.  I’m doing what I want to do…playing golf.  I’ve waited through a long week at work to have the chance to be out here on a Saturday or Sunday morning.  I’m in no hurry to leave.  But I must be in the minority.

Think about how long it takes to play a round of golf.  We’re looking at 4 1/2 hours, give or take, right off the bat.  Compare that to some of the other sports you watch on TV.  That’s almost two full basketball games and easily a game-and-a-half of football or baseball…including commercials!  So we’re talking about a slow moving, time consuming game to begin with.  Knowing that going in…what gives you the right to complain?  It seems like you should have planned your time better.  Then consider that the skill level of most golfers out on the public links is…well…sub-par.  So naturally, that’s going to slow the game down even further for everyone.

Being that I am one of those sub-par golfers, I do want to say that while my lazy approach to the game does slow my round down, I do certainly know the difference between poor play and slow play.  If I’m moving too slowly, I’m more than happy to let the group behind me play through.  As I said, I’m in no hurry.  But sadly, in this rush-rush society in which we live, few people take the time to slow down and enjoy the good things for a while.  There’s always some place else they have to be.  Always time constraints.  Never enough time to dedicate to something they enjoy.  And they get stressed out over an additional 20-30 minutes for their round.  They’re taking part of the enjoyment out of the game.

Not me.  See, I don’t get to play golf as often as I would like.  So when I have the chance, I do the best I can to dedicate that time to golf and the activities surrounding a day of golf.  I’m not trying to get out there and rush through my round so I can jump back in my car and hurry off somewhere else.  Instead, I want to enjoy my time outdoors, relax, sit down after the round with a beer and burger and just enjoy hanging out with my friends.  I think too many people take the time for granted and just try to squeeze too much onto their plates.  Consequently, they get stressed out during their round because someone else is not moving as quickly as they would like them to move.  These are the same people that leave their house in order to be somewhere at a certain time and don’t account for traffic and red lights.

Why not try this – The next time you plan to go out and play 18, don’t make any other plans for that day.  Go into the round relaxed, knowing you don’t have anything else to do and nowhere else to be.  Your only post-round commitment is to hit the 19th hole for a bite to eat and a couple of brews with your pals.  See how much more enjoyable your round is.  See how much less stressful the game becomes.  See how much more fun and relaxing the entire day will be.  Trust me, just give yourself less to do and you’ll thank yourself at the end of the day.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: 19th hole, golf course, golf stinks, golfstinks, pace of play, round of golf, slow play

Simple Reminders Of My Love For Golf

May 30, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Stinky Golfer Chris on the golf course (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Stinky Golfer Chris enjoying himself on the golf course (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

It’s almost June and I finally played my first round of the year! Well, half a round anyway. I managed to squeeze nine holes in on Saturday morning. My score? Not so memorable. But the round? Memorable as always.

This particular round was nothing out of the ordinary. So you might ask what exactly made it memorable then? I guess it’s more the experience of the first round of the year than it is the actual golf itself. It’s like, once I get out on the course for the first round of the year, I seem to remember all of the things I love about the game. It’s as if I forgot what golf was like during the long winter lay-off. But it doesn’t take long for the memories to come rushing back.

Once I walk into the clubhouse, I’m reminded of the things I enjoy about the sport. For starters, my wonderful wife (whose connections I used to get a 9:30 am tee-time for Saturday morning of Memorial Day weekend despite only calling on Friday) accidentally called in only two of us when we were actually a threesome. But the two pro-shop guys, despite the fact we threw off their schedule, managed to politely find a spot for us anyway, and we teed off right on-time. There’s nothing like dealing with a friendly, polite and professional staff right from the start, even though it was not their mistake. It just seems to set the round off on the right foot.

Then of course, there’s the round itself. I don’t need to play the game well in order to play the game. So my final score really doesn’t have much of an effect on my attitude. That’s another thing I love about this sport – I don’t take it overly serious. I try to do well, but if I don’t…no sweat. I’m still having a good time. And while the course may have left something to be desired, it certainly wasn’t bad…just different than I remember it. But once again, I’m playing golf…and that’s really what matters most here.

However, you can play a great course and have a great round, but without good company it can ruin the whole day. So one more thing I love about this game, the camaraderie. Spending some time with my buddies, doing something we all enjoy, getting away from the everyday hustle and bustle for a few hours, busting each others stones every time a putt comes up short or a drive winds up in the lumber yard…these are the things that make for a memorable round.

And how can you forget the 19th hole? Bellying up to a table with a burger and a beer ends the day on a perfect note.

So it took long enough, but it finally happened. Just a few days before June, I got myself out onto a golf course. Much too late, but better late than never. The only problem I see with getting out so late is that I’ve already lost a month of golf before the season even started, and I’ve got a lot of work to do to make up the time. And even though my first drive of the year hooked into the woods, taunting me the entire way as if to say “Hey, you back for another year of this #$%&?,” I’m still looking forward to squeezing as much out of this shortened season as I can. Wish me luck!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: 19th hole

How Often Do You Visit the 19th Hole?

February 7, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 6 Comments

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Do you play all 19-holes?

A golf course just isn’t complete without a 19th-Hole. Whether you take advantage of it or not, you can rest assured that it’s there somewhere if you need it…either connected to the pro shop, or in a separate building on the course, or at least somewhere on the premises.

When I was on my quest to play every public 18-hole golf course in my state, part of my experience would be to grab a bite and a beer in the 19th-hole after my round. But there we’re some exceptions: Like when the course had no 19th-hole. Yep, a full-sized, 18-hole course with no restaurant or bar – that always threw me for a loop.

Or sometimes I’d have dinner plans with the wife afterwards – which would quash any chance of me shoving some good tavern fare down my gullet. And sometimes I was the only one from my foursome who had time to stop in the 19th-hole. Not wanting to belly-up to the bar solo, I’d bypass it altogether and just head home.

I surmise the 19th-hole has a whole different meaning to players who belong to a private club. I mean, that group probably feels obligated to spend a decent amount of time at the course after each round (don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it’s a good time with good friends). But what I want to know is how many public course players still spend time in the 19th-hole these days?

A good chunk of a course’s income stems from food and drink sales in the 19th-hole (and merchandise sales in the pro shop). But in this tough economic climate, are we still spending our hard-earned cash in the bar after the round?

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Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, bar, beer, poll

Silly Golfers, Smoking is for Criminals

August 11, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments

Michael Jordan puffing a stogie on the golf course (photo by shgmom56 / CC BY-SA 2.0)
Michael Jordan puffing a stogie on the golf course (photo by shgmom56 / CC BY-SA 2.0)

You may remember Michael Jordan was photographed smoking a cigar at the Presidents Cup during a practice round last October. The photo caused a bit of a stir because public smoking is banned in San Francisco – a law that extends to include the golf course they were playing on; Harding Park.

There was much hoopla in the media surrounding Jordan’s law-breaking stogie (of which he was not asked to fork over the $100 fine). But not questioned by the media, and perhaps an obvious follow-up to the story is; Why are people in vast outdoor areas banned from smoking in the first place?

I just returned from a trip to New Mexico. Being rather dry, New Mexico is susceptible to brush fires. And in particularly dry seasons, I’ve had to do without a cigar on some its most gorgeous courses. I understand this completely and have no problem capitulating.

But over the last few years, some towns and counties have implemented no smoking bans on public courses due to health issues such as second-hand smoke. These places include San Francisco (as mentioned above) Glendale and Pasadena, CA; Hawaii County, HI; Bloomington, MN; Goshen, IN; Abilene, TX; and Arvada, CO.

An article in USA Today last year highlighted the Hawaiian law in particular was being largely ignored. Meanwhile, golfers in other towns were taken-back by the mere notion of banning smoking on the course – One golf pro in Pittsburgh thought it would be “ludicrous” and “overkill” and then posed the question: “How would you enforce it?” He has a point – rangers can’t even handle the slow play problem.

Perhaps more interesting was Los Angeles County’s recent ban on smoking (effective last September) at parks, beaches and golf courses (ironically, the ban does not extend to actors smoking when the script calls for it). Anyway, officials in LA cited health concerns for the ban, including that second-hand smoke leads to the deaths of 52,000 people annually. OK, I understand the second-hand smoke point when you’re indoors, but the last time I checked, golf was played outside. The golf course isn’t a crowded bar…if you don’t want to get a whiff of your playing partner’s Robusto, why are you standing downwind of him? What’s next, no more campfires while camping? After all, campfire smoke contains acetaldehyde.

It seems recent smoking bans concur – There was some question whether the new ban in Michigan (which went into effect May 1, 2010) included players out on the golf course. However, review of the new law revealed the ban only “includes the clubhouses where food is served and areas around beverage and food carts on the course.” So much for buying cigars from the MOFOBETE in The Great Lakes State.

But the reality is, laws are being passed that ban smoking in the great outdoors, and this includes some municipal golf courses. While the towns and counties don’t seem to be enforcing said rules (including when a high-profile celeb like Michael Jordan is caught red-handed), the laws exist nonetheless, not-to-mention more are being proposed in other areas (including one in Spokane, WA last year which was defeated due to public outcry). I’ve previously posted about how golf and cigars seem inseparable. Was I wrong?

 

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, acetaldehyde, cigar, health, Michael Jordan, presidents cup, smoking

Cigar Brand Partners with Golf Digest & Golfsmith

March 31, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

Cigar3800_SidePanelDecalA while back, I posted about the relationship between golf and cigars. In the article, I attempted to reason why this love affair between bogies and stogies exists. But regardless of my insights, it seems the two are inseparable – and now that bond is about to be reinforced.

Renowned stogie manufacturer Excalibur Cigars is gearing up to launch a new website in partnership with Golf Digest and retailer Golfsmith. The site (ExcaliburGolfClub.com) is set to go live within the next week and feature special offers on new Excalibur Cigar packs – but there’s a twist: Each cigar pack includes a bonus stogie, a special golf gift from Excalibur, plus a gift card to Golfsmith!

OK, I know what you’re thinking; Why do the guys at Golfstinks care about this? Well, beside the fact that we love both golf and cigars, our content will be featured on the Excalibur website too. This is all courtesy of Golf Digest, who has agreed to provide exclusive content to the new Excalibur site and give a few popular golf bloggers (one of which is Golfstinks) a chance to interview a writer at the well-known golf publication.

That being said, keep an eye out for a post right here on this blog that will highlight our interview with Golf Digest senior writer Steve Donahue. We got a chance to ask Steve a plethora of questions regarding the current state of golf, its “rich man” undertones and why the pro tours aren’t the only things that matter.

So stay tuned for both our article (featuring insights from Golf Digest) and the forthcoming ExcaliburGolfClub.com site (featuring great deals and freebee’s for cigar-lovin’ golfers)…

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, cigar, excalibur cigars, golf digest, golfsmith, steve donahue

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