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Is Golf Doing Enough for the Environment?

August 22, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

golfstinks, golf stinks“We’ve just had the Olympics and many of the new sports facilities built for the Olympic Park in East London were commissioned with the strict policy of creating sustainable buildings. How often does this happen in golf? [There are] no policy directives from the governing bodies of golf. I guess it only occurs if the owners and or developers have an interest in the environment.” – Peter Gorse (Owner, Golf Refugees)

For the past five years, the Environmental Institute for Golf (the philanthropic arm of the Golf Course Superintendent Association of America, or GCSAA) has been polling golf courses about their environmental stewardship. Why?

Well, because people complain that golf courses are killing the planet. For some, golf courses represent everything that is wrong with how humans treat the environment. First, vast tracts of land must be cleared to build the course (average course is 150 acres); then water, chemicals and fossil fuels are used to maintain it; and finally more fossil fuels are used (in the form of gas golf carts) to actually play on it.

Enter the Environmental Institute for Golf (of which Greg Norman is the Advisory Counsel Chair). Thus far, they’ve conducted surveys on water use; nutrient use; energy use; and are planning one on pest management soon (perhaps they should also consider adding a wildlife habitat study to boot).

Anyway, the information they’ve gathered is the first of its kind and they should be lauded for compiling it. And the results suggest things have been getting better – For example, 96% of golf courses have implemented at least one environmental improvement since 1996 and nearly half have implemented at least five improvements.

However, data also suggests courses continue to fertilize at a “slightly higher” rate than farmers fertilize some large-scale commodities in the U.S. In addition, golf courses used 30% more fossil fuels for maintenance per acre than a typical city-owned park in California. And one has to wonder how golf courses will stack-up with the use of pesticides, once that study has actually been conducted and released.

But for what it’s worth, the studies conducted by the Environmental Institute for Golf recommended golf courses seek alternative energy sources; proactively conserve water; and take steps to responsibly store and apply fertilizer (e.g. these studies show the golf industry is trying). Perhaps this research will set the standard for golf’s future policies and programs regarding the environment. As Scott J. Morrison (Sustainability Associate for the Golf Environment Organization) says: “Environmental certification programs support the need to measure the use of inputs and resources…after all you can’t manage what you don’t measure.”

And some environmental studies and programs seem to have already had an influence on the people that just might matter most:

“The new generation of Golf Superintendent is more focused on the environment than ever. Given programs like Integrated Pest Management (IPM), Permits to take Water (PTTW), expansion of environmentally sensitive areas and incoming scrutinizing of fertilizer and fertility programs…I think the real issue rests with owners, stakeholders and boards of directors…Many clubs have older owners and boards that only see the costs attached with becoming compliant instead of the long term positives that these programs bring to the plate.” – Andrew Hardy (Superintendent, Pheasant Run Golf Club and blogger at pheasantturf.wordpress.com)

Only time will tell if this new generation of golf supers will have a substantial impact on golf’s environmental stewardship, but as Mr. Gorse and Mr. Hardy both allude to, the ultimate responsibility lies with the governing bodies of golf (USGA and R&A) and course owners and developers. If the people in charge don’t care about the environment, then probably not much will change.

For now, the studies conducted by the Environmental Institute for Golf show courses are getting better when it comes to environmental stewardship. But by occupying far more land than a normal property owner, doesn’t it stand to reason that golf courses should not only get better, but really be the bellwethers of the community? Course owners and developers should set an example by providing the funding and resources necessary for golf superintendents to implement more eco-friendly options.

And there’s plenty more that can be done. Environmentalists, like Mr. Gorse, long for a day when all new golf facilities use compost toilets and worm turds to help fertilize the fairways and greens. In doing so, the rest of the community – from the leaders on down – might take notice and implement similar changes in town. Golf has something special going on in that the game is played in nature’s entire splendor. As such, golf needs to lead the way.

As Mr. Morrison puts it:

“Golf is doing a lot of great things, but we are not there yet, we have some difficult obstacles to cross and how we handle these will determine the environmental, economic and cultural dimensions of our future.“

Let’s forge our future and lead by example.

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: carbon footprint, environment, environmental, Environmental Institute for Golf, GCSAA, golf courses, golf refugees, pheasant run golf club

A Consistent Golf Swing is an Oxymoron

August 8, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

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I bet the golf pro could point out a few things wrong with this swing… (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

I was in a groove for a few holes this past weekend. Have you ever gotten into one of those grooves where you feel like everything with your golf swing is clicking?

I felt super comfortable as I roped a drive down the middle of the fairway. One of the tell-tale signs of a good swing (for me anyway) is I’m not falling all over myself after my follow-through.

On this particular swing, my balance was perfect and the result of my shot was also…well, perfect. It all clicked again on my approach shot – smooth and balanced. I putted-out for par and continued to play the next few holes in “the zone.”

But eventually, something happened between holes. Or maybe it was as I bent over to put the tee in the ground. Who knows? But my swing was no longer fluid. I was uncomfortable just standing there on the tee-box. But I brushed it aside and swung…and then watched my shot duck-hook into the woods on the left.

Miraculously, I only took a bogie on the hole, but something was definitely off – I could feel it. On the next hole, I knocked my 5-iron down from the fairway – a 50-yard worm-burner. But again, I only suffered a bogie.

I remember telling my golf buddies that my game was hanging on by a mere thread. I felt as if at any moment those bogies could turn into doubles and triples – I felt as though my swing had deteriorated to the point where I could legitimately dislocate my shoulder on a swing – that’s how uncomfortable I felt!

The sad thing is, I just described my typical golf game. I play a few holes like a champ and a few like a golf newbie and a few somewhere in the middle of both. The key for me is limiting the damage when I play like I’m holding a club for the first time.

But the most frustrating part is I never know what goes wrong or when it’s going to happen! I don’t feel like I’m doing anything different – but something must be different!

I’ve come to realize that having a consistent golf swing is an oxymoron. No one can have a consistent golf swing forever – it’s not a question of if you will hit a bad shot, but rather when. The best golfers are the ones who can limit the damage when they do have a mishit.

And that’s what fortunately happened to me this past weekend – I was able to limit the doubles and triples and ended up playing decent golf (or what equates to decent golf for me).

But as for what goes wrong with my swing – why it changes…That’s as ambiguous as it was my first season playing. Is it mechanical? Is it mental? Is it both (probably)? Can I get better? Sure – If I practice enough, I can probably stay “in the zone” longer, but that’s the thing with golf – even the best players have trouble keeping it together (both physically and mentally) all the time.

My advice to you is don’t worry about it! Play golf and have fun – no matter what swing shows up on any particular tee-box.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: consistent, golf swing, inconsistent, oxymoron

Golf…It’s Only A Game

August 1, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

“Golf is only a game.” Does that statement make you nod your head in agreement or kinda piss you off?

Picture this: Two golfers are teeing-off on a beautiful par 3. The green is guarded by a large, kidney-shaped pond and Golfer #1 hits his tee-shot a little fat – ka-plunk! It’s in the drink.

He immediately begins cursing and slamming his club into the ground. This self-abuse carries on for about 10 seconds before Golfer #2 breaks the tantrum by saying: “Hey, don’t worry about it – it’s only a game.”

Golfer #1 is visibly upset at this comment and doesn’t speak to Golfer #2 for the rest of the round. In fact, their friendship might be severely compromised.

What gives?

You see my friends, there are two kinds of golfers in this world: Those who will say “golf is only a game” and those who hate those who say “golf is only a game.” This is a psychological phenomenon in that golfer #1 is clearly in competition with golfer #2 and is appalled with Golfer #2’s placid attitude of what’s at stake.

So, what’s at stake? Well, social status, of course! Stay with me here…After all, I’ve previously written about how golf handicaps can instill a sense of male penis envy – and handicaps are just another form of competition.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m always down for a little friendly competition, but some folks just take it too far. So let’s crawl into the head of this over-competitive golfer, shall we? Research suggests that Golfer #1 may have fragile self-esteem or even be pathologically narcissistic and self-centered!

“…This results in anxiety and vigilance around social status and performance. They have to keep comparing themselves to others to make sure they are measuring up and haven’t fallen behind.”

For the Golfer #1’s of the world, it’s blasphemous to say that golf is just a game. Subconsciously, they’re thinking: “How dare you trivialize the golf measuring stick I am holding us both up to.” You see, this is a vital part of how they rank you in the category of “general life successfulness.”

For these folks, you simply cannot remove the competitiveness from the game. To do so would tear the very fabric of their psyche…and your friendship may indeed be over (without you taking the competition seriously, there is no longer a way for them to measure their status vs. yours and thus, you are no longer of interest to them).

Of course, I could be getting too deep here. Golfer #1 could be just in competition with himself – though I’m not sure if that makes things better or worse.

I guess the moral of the story is never tell another golfer (especially after he is upset over a poor shot or round) that “golf is only a game.” The ramifications could be catastrophic – for both the rest of your round and the rest of your friendship.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: anxiety, golf, golfer, narcissistic, only a game, penis envy, psychology, self-esteem, social status

Why I Would Never Play Golf With Tiger Woods

July 25, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

Part of your profile page on Golfstinks.com is to list your dream foursome – who you would most want to play golf with. I’ve gotta say, many of you include Tiger Woods in your group.

I mean I get it, the guy is good and somewhat legendary now too. And despite his off-course licentiousness, he will probably still go down as one of the greatest golfers to ever walk the fairway.

But I wouldn’t play one round with him.

First things first – this has nothing to do with the fact that he’s a tremendouly better golfer than I am. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I stink, so it doesn’t matter to me if you’re a 2 handicap or scratch (or Tiger). I’m not intimidated…I just enjoy playing my own game.

The reason why I wouldn’t play golf with Tiger is he takes the game way too seriously. Now I know what you’re thinking: “But that’s his job – he needs to take it seriously.” Of course it’s his job and he should take it serious…but he doesn’t have to act like an ass.

For example, I’m watching The Open Championship this past weekend and he’s out there acting like a fool. Telling people who are 15 feet behind him to move further because their shadow might be in his peripheral vision. He’s dropping F-bombs on the tee; shouting “God Almighty” after hitting a shot into a bunker; getting pissed at himself for not living up to his expectations. What a bunch of stress that is.

He could be gracious, you know – Take things in stride. It shouldn’t matter that a bunch of money is on the line. So you hit one into the bunker, big deal – go get up an down. And guess what – he actually holed-out from that bunker – see, why did he get so upset in the first place?

I’ve posted about people like this before – those that get angry on the course and put a damper on things. Maybe Tiger isn’t affecting his playing partner’s game, but he’s on TV looking like a pompous ass riding his emotional roller coaster.

Those emotional displays can’t be good for people new to the game either. If I were a golf newbie, I would think: “Wow, if one of the world’s best gets that upset, I’m going to be miserable playing this game!”

But let’s get back to my original statement – that I wouldn’t play golf with him. I can understand those of you who would jump at the chance to tee-it-up with Tiger. Getting an opportunity to play with one of the best ever – that would be a story for the grandkids.

But my story to the grandkids would be a bit different. My story would be about getting out on the links and just enjoying yourself. As you take your clubs out of the trunk, remember to replace them with your stress, frustration and whatever else you might want to get off your back for the next few hours. Golf is a game – you should have fun playing it.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: angry, foursome, frustration, fun, golf, the open championship, tiger woods

Golf and Your Sex Life

July 18, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

Golf is one of those hobbies that can make or break your sex life. How? Well, for one, golf can put you in a bad mood. Have a bad day out on the links and you can bring that stress home with you. And studies have shown stress can inhibit your libido.If you’re an average hack like most, you can probably string-together several poor rounds in a row – potentially leading to a lengthy drought in the love-making department. Maybe you’re going through a bit of a sexual-drought right now. Ever consider it might be your wretched golf game?

Well, you can give up golf. Or it can be easily remedied by following the ethos of this blog: Golf is a game, you should have fun playing it (e.g. don’t take golf too seriously and you’ll have more fun…and possibly more sex)!

But playing poorly isn’t the only link between golf and sex. Interestingly, if you’re being overwhelmed with sexual thoughts and desires, golf might be just the prescription you need! Number 5 on this list of 8 tips to stop thinking about sex is to take up an outdoor activity or hobby.

Obviously, the idea being that getting out on the links will distract you from sexual thoughts. Now that article doesn’t specifically name golf as the hobby you should take up, but considering what we’ve learned in this post, it would probably be the most effective at getting sex out of your head (perhaps forever if you live up to the playing standards of the average golfer).

Hmmmm – now that I’m realizing there are all these links between sex and golf, it’s starting to creep me out a bit. In any given foursome, there might be the sex-deprived anger management guy or the obsessive sexual-thought disorder guy or possibly both! If I stop to order something from the MOFOBETE, I could have a riot on my hands!

Yeah, it’s probably best if you just have fun out there on the course.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: sex, sexual

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