Golf is one of those hobbies that can make or break your sex life. How? Well, for one, golf can put you in a bad mood. Have a bad day out on the links and you can bring that stress home with you. And studies have shown stress can inhibit your libido.If you’re an average hack like most, you can probably string-together several poor rounds in a row – potentially leading to a lengthy drought in the love-making department. Maybe you’re going through a bit of a sexual-drought right now. Ever consider it might be your wretched golf game?
Well, you can give up golf. Or it can be easily remedied by following the ethos of this blog: Golf is a game, you should have fun playing it (e.g. don’t take golf too seriously and you’ll have more fun…and possibly more sex)!
But playing poorly isn’t the only link between golf and sex. Interestingly, if you’re being overwhelmed with sexual thoughts and desires, golf might be just the prescription you need! Number 5 on this list of 8 tips to stop thinking about sex is to take up an outdoor activity or hobby.
Obviously, the idea being that getting out on the links will distract you from sexual thoughts. Now that article doesn’t specifically name golf as the hobby you should take up, but considering what we’ve learned in this post, it would probably be the most effective at getting sex out of your head (perhaps forever if you live up to the playing standards of the average golfer).
Hmmmm – now that I’m realizing there are all these links between sex and golf, it’s starting to creep me out a bit. In any given foursome, there might be the sex-deprived anger management guy or the obsessive sexual-thought disorder guy or possibly both! If I stop to order something from the MOFOBETE, I could have a riot on my hands!
Yeah, it’s probably best if you just have fun out there on the course.
A funny and interesting subject! Thanks for your insights!