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3 Reasons You Stink at Golf

May 5, 2015 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

3 reasons you stink at golf
You stink at golf…and that’s OK! (Photo by Angela Gray / CC BY 2.0)

Let’s face it, you stink at golf. Most golfers accept this – especially those who can’t break 100. But even if you come close to par once in a while, you still kinda stink. I mean sure, a 10 handicap is a much better player than a 20 handicap, but in the bigger scheme of things, that’s kind of like splitting hairs, don’t you think?

Whether you’re a 10 handicap, a 15, a 20 or even a 5 – the reality is, you’re probably not going to make the pro tour anytime soon. Why? Because you stink at golf. Now I realize some of you might take umbrage with this, so here are a few reasons to prove my point…

#1: You Most Likely Don’t Play Enough.
How much do you think you’d need to play/practice golf in order to be really good? Once a week? Sorry, not gonna cut it. Honestly, most average golfers play just a handful of times per year – so playing once a week would be fairly frequent, generally speaking. But in reality, once a week falls well short of what’s needed. Most aspiring tour players practice a minimum of 6 hours a day (and that’s not including the time they’re actually playing a round). For most of us, this is simply unrealistic. But even if we could spend hours a day working on our game, we’d have to know what we’re doing – which means we’d need a good teacher, because…

#2: You Probably Learned to Play the Wrong Way.
Most average golfers learned to play from other average golfers – friends and family members who played. Thus, we were messed up from the beginning. When you finally do go see a pro, you find the learning curve is much greater – even employing the correct grip will feel so uncomfortable, you’ll probably revert back to your old, incorrect grip before long. Practice only makes perfect if you’re practicing correctly – maybe you should invest in a complete instructional program, like Bird Golf, which has some of the best golf schools out there. Or start reading how to become better, by checking out the Bird Golf blog. In any event, learning to play golf correctly and playing way more frequently are two big steps to playing better. But then again, there’s also the fact that…

#3: You Just Might Not Have the Raw Talent.
Lessons and practice will only get you so far. In the end, you’ll have to have a bit of talent somewhere within those bones of yours in order to be truly good at golf. Consider the difference between your local club pro and a player on tour. Both have practiced their butts off over the years; both have learned the proper mechanics; and both are scratch golfers. Yet most club pros couldn’t make it on the tour because the raw talent that guys like Rory and Tiger possess greatly exceeds the talent of your average zero handicapper. And talent isn’t just athletic ability either – in golf, controlling your mental game is a talent in and of itself. Pro tour golfers are excellent managers of the space between their ears and this might be the greatest separation between a tour player and a club pro.

So now that I’ve pointed out just how virtually impossible it is to be a really good golfer, where does that leave us? Well, for most of us, it leaves us right back where we started…a stinky golfer, which based on my logic above is anyone who scores over par (which is most everyone). But that’s OK! Because if you can accept your place in the golf world, then you are ready to put this “good golfer” stuff behind you and move forward with just playing this game for fun. After all, that is why you play, isn’t it?

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, bird golf, birdgolf.com, golf lessons, rory mcilroy, tiger woods

The Dilemma of The Masters

April 8, 2015 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Augusta National is known for both it's beauty and discrimination.
Augusta National is known for both its beauty and discrimination.

For the past few days, people that don’t even play golf – that don’t even know how to hold a club – are coming up to me and saying things like, “Hey, it’s Masters week…aren’t you excited?” This is proof The Masters has transcended sports – it’s the closest thing golf has to the Super Bowl or Final Four, where even non-sports fans are vaguely aware of its existence.

But as the saying goes: “With great power comes great responsibility.” And I’m not so sure this tournament is putting golf’s best foot forward. While there’s good in The Masters, there’s also a dark side.

For starters, The Masters is, in fact, the best marketing tool the industry has to kick-off the golf season. Think about it: Just as the ground is thawing in the northern part of the world, here comes the most popular tournament of the year to help get the proverbial golf juices flowing.

In addition, the event is held at one of the most beautiful golf clubs in the world – Augusta National. When the tournament is held in early April, Georgia is already in the full bloom of spring – with magnolias and azaleas adding magnificent highlights to a lush, emerald-green grass backdrop (and if spring is late, they’ll just get the spray paint out…).

Of course, Augusta National is also the poster child for every single negative golf stereotype…like, ever. It didn’t allow African Americans until the 1990’s. It didn’t allow women until 2012 (and when finally doing so, it pulled off what can be called one of the biggest public relations stunts in golf by naming Condoleeza Rice as a member…who is both black and a woman).

And if having a membership of predominately white men doesn’t personify the golf stereotype enough, the invitation-only club features names that reek of money…Bill Gates and Warren Buffett to name just two. So the equation would look something like this: White + Rich + Men = Augusta. And if Augusta = Golf (as many would agree), then Golf = White + Rich + Men.

Thus, The Masters is a catch-22 for the golf industry. On the one hand, it’s the kick-start the game desperately needs at the beginning of each season. Yet on the other hand, the legendary course has a history in stark contrast to how the golf industry wants to grow – in particular to minorities and women.

Yet The Masters influences golfers all over the world. After all, Augusta National is easy on the eyes and beautiflul in both appearance and layout. Mere images of Amen Corner fill your head with blissful daydreams – of navigating those cushy fairways – every step so magical you’re truly concerned that soft spikes aren’t soft enough.

Oh what we golfers wouldn’t give to experience this oasis of a course that offers such contrast to our local munis. Why can’t your club look like this? Well, it can – you just wouldn’t be able to afford it anymore.

This is a cruel coincidence of The Masters – the notion that all of which inspires us each spring is very rarely (if ever) accessable to the average golfer. In fact, Augusta National has set such high grooming standards for itself that it must resort to camouflaging its blemishes just to maintain appearances.

All this has led to the “Augusta Effect” – the notion that golfers have come to expect impossibly high standards of their local course from what they see on their HDTV each spring. This, in turn, has ultimately led to higher greens fees throughout the game.

While still struggling to overcome recent economic woes, golfers and the golf industry alike are left trying to live up to expectations they can no longer afford. A catch-22 indeed. There’s a gigantic rift between what made golf what it is today and where it needs to go for tomorrow.

Despite this however, The Masters has ultimately bled into the American mainstream. It, for better or worse, has helped put golf on the map for the general public. For this, it will forever be synonymous with both the start of the golf season and the beauty this game has to offer.

It’s just too bad the host course has such an unsavory past.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: #golfdiversity, augusta national, bill gates, The Masters, tiger woods, warren buffet

Superstars & Models…Just What Golf Needs

February 26, 2015 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

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Is Rory the future of golf? (photo by TourProGolfClubs [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr)
In a recent interview with Rory McIlroy, the question of whether or not he’s ready to be golf’s newest superstar was presented. Without skipping a beat, Mr. McIlroy said yes. Now, here’s the part where I’m kind of on the fence about. He also said he would be wasting his time if he didn’t and there was some other stuff in there about this is his destiny blah blah blah. But I’m having a hard time figuring out if it’s ego driven or modesty.

Is Mr. McIlroy the next fairway pharaoh? Time will tell and although Tiger is not in his best form right now he did set the bar pretty high. Rory has some pretty big shoes to fill. Remember that Tiger single handedly caused a spike in all things golf when he was on top (no pun intended). If Rory thinks he’s the answer well like I said before, time will tell.

Is Rory McIlroy what golf needs right now? Possibly. I’m thinking golf needs something that hits more of its core audience. Oh I don’t know, maybe something along the lines of say Sports Illustrated swimsuit models that golf. Wait…what? They do!! Come on, you can’t be serious…and they are. Serious about the game that is.

Looking at the facts, a majority of golfers are more prone to show interest in these models that golf than Rory…sorry buddy. Numbers and demographics don’t lie. Considering the majority of hacks out there are male, chances are they would rather watch SI swimsuit models Kelly Rohrbach (who happened to play golf at Georgetown University) and Hannah Davis tee it up then a 25 year old golf phenom dude.

Either way, the point is that golf is undergoing a transition and there seems to be more recent interest in the game by a younger group. So, Mr. McIlroy, I wish you all the luck on your quest to securing the throne and if any of the SI models happen to be in the northeast and want to golf, hit us up.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: Hannah Davis, Kelly Rohrbach, rory mcilroy, Sports Illustrated, tiger woods

Paralysis Of Analysis

February 10, 2015 | By Pete Girotto | 3 Comments

Golf Driving Range
Are we all just wasting our time on the driving range? (photo by Max Nathan via Flickr)

By definition this means over-analyzing or over-thinking a situation so that a decision or action is never taken, in effect paralyzing the outcome. In an effort to seek the perfect answer or solution to something, we fear making any decision that could lead to failure. In a recent Golf Channel story, they discussed Tiger Woods’ mission to perfect his swing as the reason of his downfall.

After reading the article, they made a good case as to why his recent less-than-spectacular performance was due to his search for swing perfection. Now, we normally do not delve into the realm of giving swing advice nor any other tips or lessons on how to be a better golfer. However, there are some exceptions and here is one of them…

So you want to be a better golfer? Join the club. I’m certain 99% of the 26 million or so non-professional golfers in the U.S. feel the same way. I know I do. The important thing to take away from this is to “play our game”.  Obviously we see what Mr. Woods is going through and he does this everyday. A key factor to progress is learning from mistakes, whether they’re ours or someone else’s.

As a hack, the priority list of every round we play is a bit different than a pro’s. Our number one is to have fun compared to their number one which is to win and make money. That said, todays lesson is quite basic – forget about perfecting our swing and just swing the friggin’ club.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf channel, golf lessons, swing tips, tiger woods

Has Tiger Fallen To “What Could’ve Been” Status?

December 8, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods (photo by Keith Allison via Flickr)

How many great sports careers have been cut short by injuries?  How many players can you look at and say “If only he could stay healthy?”  Some players may have already established a hall of fame career when the injuries began to pile up – players such as Ken Griffey Jr., Sandy Koufax or Gale Sayers.  Others land on the list of “What could’ve been.”  That list includes players such as Ralph Sampson, Tony Conigliario or Maurice Stokes (look him up if you don’t know who he is).  So the question is, is this how Tiger Woods will be remembered?

Tiger was dominant without question through most of his career.  You can present the argument that he may have been the greatest of all time.  But over the past few years, the injury bug has struck him in several different ways.  From his back to his knee to his Achilles, Tiger could be well on his way to a “What could’ve been” status.

It seems strange that, just a few short years ago, we all expected Tiger to own just about every significant record in golf there is to own.  Now, many of us would not be surprised if he never wins another major.  Actually, there are probably a few of us who don’t see him winning any tournament for that matter.  While that may be a stretch, the history of some other great athletes suffering significant injuries does not bode well for Tiger.

Take Griffey for example.  During his time in Seattle he, along with Barry Bonds, could be considered the top two players in baseball.  But after injuries to his knee, hamstring and wrist, he was a mere shell of himelf for the second half of his career, several seasons failing to play in even half of his teams games.

Basketball fans also remember Penny Hardaway.  For the first six or seven years of his career, Penny was compared to the great Magic Johnson.  However, five knee surgeries later, his all-star and possible hall of fame career became that of a part-time starter and decent bench player.

So has Tiger already begun walking down the same path?  With back problems over the past two seasons and four or five knee surgeries throughout his career, one could imagine that Tiger’s best days are well behind him.  The only thing left to see would be if Tiger can buck the trend and avoid becoming the next Grant Hill.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: Gale Sayers, hall of fame, Ken Griffey Jr., Sandy Koufax, sports injuries, tiger woods

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