We all have weak parts to our golf game. For Stinky Golfer Chris, this undoubtably would be his trap play. Feel free to suffer along with Chris through 2 minutes of HD video as he shows what not to do in the sand! Oh, and my flatulence didn’t help either.
5 More Reasons They Quit Golf

Back in March, I provided five reasons why people give up on this great game.
And while I love golf, it wasn’t too hard to think of five more reasons to quit (sad, but true)! Here they are:
Golf is too Slow
In golf, you have to have patience. The reality of golf is it takes 4 to 5 hours to play 18-holes. And in that time, you’re actually only golfing for about 3 minutes. The rest of the time is spent waiting for others in your foursome to hit or the group ahead of you to hit (who are undoubtably waiting for the group ahead of them).
That’s the game – plain and simple. You hit and wait…hit and wait. That’s why I love golf – not for just the game, but for the camaraderie and conversation you get to have in-between shots. And the fact you can enjoy nature while walking to your ball. Golf is so much more than the time it takes to swing.
Golf is too Expensive
Way back when we started this blog, I wondered if golf is only for the rich. The reality is, the economy is putting the squeeze on our wallets. And with the prices of equipment; apparel; greens fees and even lessons – it’s easy to give up the game.
Obviously, this doesn’t have to be the case, as we pointed out in a more recent post. But the price tags associated with golf can and have driven people to quit.
Golf has too many Rules
People like simplicity. Take going to the driving range – it’s simple – you either hit it straight or you don’t. But once you get out on the actual course, there are rules for every move you make (not to mention proper etiquette to follow). The USGA rule book is so complex, entire books have been written to help golfers interpret it!
Yes, the rules of golf are demanding, but remember – if you’re not on the PGA Tour or playing in a tournament, don’t sweat it if you forget a rule. Trust me, if someone in your foursome is bothered by it that much, they will call you out on it.
They’re too Young
This is something we hit on in a post recently and it’s a real issue within the game – getting people in their twenties (or younger) to embrace golf. Many try it and then quit. Why would you want to play golf if you’re in a softball or basketball league? Or how do we get past the perception that golf is meant for older folks only?
The game is slow (as we addressed above) and this might be the number one reason the younger generation isn’t interested. But golf can be both competitive and social all at the same time, which in this day-in-age, might be the key to attracting (and keeping) young players.
They don’t have the Time
The house; the yard; the spouse; the kids; graduations; weddings; family cookouts…and I haven’t even mentioned your actual career yet! The reality is we all (well, most of us anyway) have lives off the course. And let’s face it – these lives tend to get in the way of playing golf.
You know the scenario – you play once in the springtime and the next thing you know you’re carving pumpkins. Time slips away until – for some – we forget this game was once important to us.
So take care of the house; the yard; the spouse; the kids; the graduations; the weddings; the family cookouts and the career – but don’t let them stop you from getting out on the course…even if it is only once in the springtime.
Are You Golfing on Independence Day?
I can tell you that on the inaugural Independence Day, the first two US presidents were NOT out on the golf course together. But they should have been.

On July 4, 1776, George Washington was in lower Manhattan. Here he would ponder how to fend-off an unavoidable British invasion of New York City.
Meanwhile, John Adams was in Philadelphia. He recently helped Mr. Jefferson put the finishing touches on the Declaration of Independence. And subsequently boasted in a letter to his wife that July 2nd would be forever marked with great celebrations.
They were both soon to be disappointed. New York inevitably fell to the British later that summer. And July 4th (not the 2nd) was inevitably recognized as America’s Independence Day.
Yet in hindsight, a round of golf would have a been a nice distraction for Washington and Adams on July 4, 1776. They could have met halfway on a farm in New Jersey and made their way through a make-shift course while consuming a few pints of ale.
But, responsibilities would have gotten in the way. Washington, after all, had an army to lead. And Adams was busy trying to form a wartime government.
Sound familiar? I mean, we don’t all have armies to lead or governments to form. But we do have cookouts and family gatherings that get in the way of golf. Perhaps one of the biggest ironies of having a day off to celebrate independence is: You don’t have much independence to choose how you are going to do your celebrating!
With that said, I’d like to know if you are going to play a round of golf today? Much like Washington and Adams, many (including myself) will sadly not be on the links. How about you?
Further Golf Independence Day reading: The Declaration of Golf Independence
POLL: How Much Were Your Golf Clubs?

I’m about due for a new set of golf clubs and I’ve gotta tell you, it’s kinda stressing me out. Now I’m not talking about drivers and wedges here. I talking specifically about my irons.
My current set (Mizuno MX-23) ran me about $700 back in 2005. But here’s the problem: While I love the way my Mizuno’s look and feel, I’m not really sure my game has improved any over my previous set (a $300 set of Spalding Executives circa 1998).
So should I spend more than $700 this time in an effort to improve my game? Or should I spend less and save my hard-earned money for more “realistic” goals? Maybe I should spend the same amount and just take some lessons?
I probably should have purchased new irons by now, but this trepidation over how much I should spend has really held me back. Perhaps I should do what Stinky Golfer Chris did and have a set custom fit for me. Of course, I’m not sure Chris’ game has improved that drastically either.
Since my last purchase seven years ago, my life has changed – I have a family now and I don’t get out on the course as much as I used to. On the other hand, I don’t want to do myself (or my game) a disservice by getting crappy clubs.
So I’m hoping you can help. My scores show that I’m pretty much an average hack golfer. And since the Golf Stinks blog caters to average golfers, I should just ask how much you spent on your current set of irons.
Now if you got them for free, obviously that doesn’t count. But everyone else feel free to take the poll below – it might just help me justify what I should spend. Oh – and please be honest – if everyone puts “More than $1,200” I’ll know you’re all liars!

Book Review: Weird Golf
I was intrigued when Dave Donelson emailed me to review his “fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible and morally reprehensible” novel about golf.
A golf writer by trade, Mr. Donelson has strung together 18 short stories that engross you in mystery, suspense, comedy and a touch of horror.
Mr. Donelson is obviously an avid golfer – his tales, while tall, are written with such familiarity of golf course antics, you begin to believe what you are reading.
And what you read is somewhat comical, somewhat frightening and somewhat candid all wrapped in one. For example, his hilarious portrait of Superman and Batman playing a competitive round together is both ridiculous, yet believable at the same time.
His creepy tales of golf course ghosts and night crawlers (such as in “Bald Peter’s Pond” and “Night Putting”) leave you feeling a bit unnerved. While other stories such as “By The Rules” and “Choker” take typical golfer frustrations to near homicidal levels.
Meanwhile, Mr. Donelson throws-in what seems to be his own candid opinions of golf in “A Not-So-Brief History Of Golf Time” and “Three Club Wind” – both of which, if you really stop to think about what he is saying, make a ton of sense!
Each story is unique but shares a common thread: Things aren’t what they seem! You’ll surely think about this book the next time you golf after a full moon and you’ll definitely think twice before hassling that foursome of ladies ahead of you.
Weird Golf is a great book for your mystery novel-loving dad this Father’s Day. And if you’re a golfer that’s at all interested in the supernatural, Weird Golf is for you. A bit fantastical? Yes. A rollicking read? Absolutely.
For more about Weird Golf or to purchase the book, please go to http://www.weirdgolf.net/.
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