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There’s Nothing Miniature about this Golf

November 21, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 5 Comments

mini golfSo last week I wrote about mini golf – specifically how some people only know about golf through this miniature version of the game. My intention was to portray mini golf as a “fun game”; but not really “real” golf. Boy was I in for a reality check!

It appears that to many, “real” golf, is miniature golf – and they take it very, very seriously. How seriously, you ask? Well, it all centers around the World Minigolf Sport Federation (WMF). This “umbrella” organization oversees Minigolf tours on three continents: Asia (AMF), Europe (EMF) and America (USPMGA).

Beyond organizing championship tournaments around the globe, the WMF also compiles world rankings of Minigolf players and the countries they represent. A quick look at the country rankings tells me that the English-speaking world has some catching up to do: Great Britain and the United States are ranked 19th and 28th respectively out of 31 countries represented (Germany holds the top spot).

But regardless of the rankings, this blows my mind! The fact that miniature golf is played competitively on a national and international level never even occurred to me! But there it is – you can join your country’s tour and work your way up the WMF world rankings.

So, ready to start playing on a Minigolf tour? Hold on there, partner – this isn’t date night at the Putt-Putt course…There’s actual skill involved! In fact, there are Minigolf instructors (akin to your local PGA pro)!

Remember I said these guys were serious? Well most Minigolf pros carry an assortment of golf balls – each with a unique purpose for pulling off a unique shot. And then there’s proper putting technique and learning how to put spin on the ball, etc. All this can be found in the Starting out in Minigolf manual!

Oh and did I mention there are four different Minigolf systems that are eligible for competitive play? Miniature golf is more complicated than you ever imagined, isn’t it?

Anyway, all this info and more can be found at any of the links I post below. And while I think I’ll stick to full-size golf for the time being, I’ll never look at a miniature golf course the same again!

Happy putting y’all!

WMF (minigolfsport.com)
AMF (asiaminigolf.com)
EMF (minigolf-europe.org)
USPMGA (prominigolf.com)

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: AMF, EMF, mini golf, miniature golf, minigolf, putt-putt, USPMGA, WMF, World Minigolf Sport Federation

Golf Through Miniature Eyes

November 14, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 13 Comments

mini golfI was watching a cartoon with my 2-year-old the other day (Handy Manny, for those of you with toddlers) and the episode was about going to a miniature golf course. In the middle of the story, the guy who runs the course comes out and starts giving putting lessons, while another character refers to him as an “expert golf instructor.”

Now I realize this is only a cartoon, but at what point did mini course owners become expert golf instructors? I mean, miniature golf isn’t real golf, right? There’s really no skill involved and you can’t teach luck (can you)? Let’s face it, an expert golf instructor who works at a mini course is laughable, but to the writers of the show, it seemed totally plausible.

Anyway, let’s forget about the cartoon and look at this from an adult perspective: The reality is many people are only exposed to golf through a miniature course. Perhaps their parents took them as a kid or perhaps they went on a first date – whatever. But to them, mini golf is golf.

Sure, these people are vaguely aware of a much larger version of the game played by old folks, but this is as far from reality as science fiction is to them. Don’t believe me? Ask a non-golfer if they’ve ever played golf. You will undoubtedly hear the following response: “I’ve played mini golf!”

I think we golfers forget sometimes that many others have no true grasp of real golf. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to knock miniature golf – it certainly is a fun game. What I’m trying to do is show that many people don’t realize how completely different mini golf and regular golf really are.

For example, do they realize that mini golf is only one aspect (putting) of regular golf? And do they realize that the putting they are doing is completely different than the putting we do? I mean, a good mini golf putting stroke isn’t going to translate out on the greens of your local 18-hole, 7,000-yard course, is it?

Well, at least that cartoon was trying to incorporate the game of golf in some manner and kudos for them doing so. But can you imagine if regular golf was more like its Mini Me version? You show up to pay your greens fees and they hand you a bag of clubs and a dozen balls! And all the water hazards are painted blue instead of having real water! Now that I could get used to. Putting into a clown’s mouth on the 18th? Not so much.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf instructor, handy manny, mini golf, miniature golf

Oh the Weather Outside is Frightening…

November 8, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments

This is the view out my window as I pen this post on November 7th. Stupid Nor’easter. I was hoping that, along with the rest of the east coast, golf courses too would recover after Hurricane Sandy. And indeed I received emails this week from a few of them touting they were open again. But now, who knows?

You see, while I typically complete my 18-hole golf schedule by the end of October, November (and sometimes even December) usually means weekend 9-hole rounds with my dad. But if this mess keeps up, there’ll be no rounds to be had.

Last year, he and I were still playing on November 20th. Most years we play at least till (or just after) Thanksgiving. One year we even played in early December – a pretty amazing feat here in Connecticut.

My dad, now in his mid 70’s, doesn’t play most of the year. In fact, he looks forward to the cooler temps in the fall – he only plays 9, takes a cart and doesn’t worry about his swing or what his score is going to end up being – He’s out there to enjoy himself.

But this snow is threatening his entire season! Perhaps things will get better – Perhaps temps will get back up in the 40’s and 50’s (typical of this time of year); Perhaps the snow will melt; Perhaps the courses will re-open; and perhaps…just perhaps we’ll be able to get back out and play a few more holes in what’s left of 2012’s golf season.

Here’s an updated pic from this morning:

Hmmm – perhaps not.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: cold, dad, nor'easter, snow, storm, weather

There’s Something Haunting in those Woods

October 31, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

 
 
The Haunting charm of Great River Golf Club, CT (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Have you ever golfed alone at the end of October in New England? Well if you haven’t, let me see if I can describe it for you:

The day will be cool – somewhere between 55 and 60 degrees Fahrenheit. There will be a chilling breeze, which will make it seem colder than it actually is. And the sky will be a deep and brilliant blue with nary a cloud in sight.

The sun will paint blonde highlights on the course, accentuating the emerald green fairways from the flaming foliage beyond. It will be quiet…and peaceful. You will place your tee in the ground at the first and realize that whenever you dream of golf from now on, you will dream of this moment.

But sight is not the only sense stimulated: As you hoist your bag onto your shoulders and begin the walk down the fairway, you’ll detect the aroma of decaying leaves. There’s something very bewitching about that earthy smell – it draws your attention to the tree-line.

Your ball lies in the fairway next to one such stretch of forest – a large grouping of Maples. They tower above you, the chlorophyll slowly draining from their extremities until a leaf finally detaches and floats down to the rough beyond your approach shot.

Below the canopy of glowing oranges, reds and yellows lies an army of trunks and twigs that sink into a carpet of more colorful foliage. A slight gust picks up just before you take your shot, which fills the sky with leaves. You pause.

If you stare too long into that darkened jumble of woodlands, you begin to see things – things that may or may not be there – is that a figure, or just an 18th Century stone wall? It’s a haunting feeling for sure – but a tranquil one as well. Though you mustn’t linger too long – the days are shorter this time of year and playing the last few holes in the dark is a somewhat eerie notion.

The putting surface is smooth – the aeration holes having disappeared more than a week before. But now you have new obstacles to contend with – those dead leaves, which seem to spring back to life in the breeze. They blow into your line as you eye your put, but if a larger gust picks up, all of them at once will race in one direction – as if the forest has summoned them home.

As you walk through the woods to the next hole, you feel an urge to veer-off the cart path and create your own trail. The forest is enchanting for sure – it silently begs you to enter and once you oblige, it’s hard to escape its enticing charms.

But that bright green patch up ahead seems to have just as much gravitational pull as the forest itself – perhaps even more. You climb out from the underbrush and stroll onto the second tee. You’ve made it. Your focus goes back to hitting that little white projectile as far and as straight as you can…

…that is, until you hook your tee shot into the adjacent woods. Take a drop or go search for it? Choose wisely.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: autumn, fall, foliage, forest, halloween, haunting, woods

Golf’s True Purpose

October 24, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Stinky Golfers Tom (L) and Greg 

having fun on the course.

We posted on Monday about a foursome disbanding due to a couple of golfers relocating. Stinky Golfer Chris saw the glass half full as he was excited about flying to different parts of the country to have reunion outings.

But one thing Chris didn’t mention was the golf outings we still have before people move away. There may not be many rounds left – especially with the season almost over, but we had an opportunity to take advantage of one such outing the other day: A day off from work and 18-holes at an awesome course at a discounted rate (now that Fall rates kicked in)!

And while playing on a work day made our round a little sweeter, it was the camaraderie I savored the most. The scores didn’t matter; the day (although it was a beautiful Autumn afternoon) didn’t matter.

Nope – what mattered was that a group of friends were hanging out together. The fact that we happened to be playing a game we love was just an added bonus – the cherry on top.

And that’s what makes golf the greatest game in the world.

Golf doesn’t get in the way of friendship; It doesn’t get in the way of telling a joke or chatting about family…or life in general. It plays on in the background so you can, well…live.

Sure I had a few memorable drives during the round the other day, but it was the interaction with my friends that made it a great day. And then it dawned on me: Why does it take the realization the we all might not be playing golf together for too much longer before we start really appreciating that we all play golf together in the first place?

Why are we out there getting angry at ourselves; swearing; throwing clubs? When we really should be out there enjoying ourselves; appreciating the game, our friends and being outdoors in nature. The time we spend upset on the course is time wasted, is it not?

So regardless of if your golf buddies are just a temporary foursome or permanent fixtures, don’t waste those 4+ hours on the course getting annoyed at your game (or lack thereof). Don’t throw away time set aside as leisure and hanging out with friends by getting irritated at your slice. Instead, ignore all that BS and learn to accept golf for what it was meant to be: Fun.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: enjoyment, fun, golf, the greatest game ever played

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