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There’s Something Haunting in those Woods

October 31, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

 
 
The Haunting charm of Great River Golf Club, CT (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Have you ever golfed alone at the end of October in New England? Well if you haven’t, let me see if I can describe it for you:

The day will be cool – somewhere between 55 and 60 degrees Fahrenheit. There will be a chilling breeze, which will make it seem colder than it actually is. And the sky will be a deep and brilliant blue with nary a cloud in sight.

The sun will paint blonde highlights on the course, accentuating the emerald green fairways from the flaming foliage beyond. It will be quiet…and peaceful. You will place your tee in the ground at the first and realize that whenever you dream of golf from now on, you will dream of this moment.

But sight is not the only sense stimulated: As you hoist your bag onto your shoulders and begin the walk down the fairway, you’ll detect the aroma of decaying leaves. There’s something very bewitching about that earthy smell – it draws your attention to the tree-line.

Your ball lies in the fairway next to one such stretch of forest – a large grouping of Maples. They tower above you, the chlorophyll slowly draining from their extremities until a leaf finally detaches and floats down to the rough beyond your approach shot.

Below the canopy of glowing oranges, reds and yellows lies an army of trunks and twigs that sink into a carpet of more colorful foliage. A slight gust picks up just before you take your shot, which fills the sky with leaves. You pause.

If you stare too long into that darkened jumble of woodlands, you begin to see things – things that may or may not be there – is that a figure, or just an 18th Century stone wall? It’s a haunting feeling for sure – but a tranquil one as well. Though you mustn’t linger too long – the days are shorter this time of year and playing the last few holes in the dark is a somewhat eerie notion.

The putting surface is smooth – the aeration holes having disappeared more than a week before. But now you have new obstacles to contend with – those dead leaves, which seem to spring back to life in the breeze. They blow into your line as you eye your put, but if a larger gust picks up, all of them at once will race in one direction – as if the forest has summoned them home.

As you walk through the woods to the next hole, you feel an urge to veer-off the cart path and create your own trail. The forest is enchanting for sure – it silently begs you to enter and once you oblige, it’s hard to escape its enticing charms.

But that bright green patch up ahead seems to have just as much gravitational pull as the forest itself – perhaps even more. You climb out from the underbrush and stroll onto the second tee. You’ve made it. Your focus goes back to hitting that little white projectile as far and as straight as you can…

…that is, until you hook your tee shot into the adjacent woods. Take a drop or go search for it? Choose wisely.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: autumn, fall, foliage, forest, halloween, haunting, woods

Ghosts, Goblins and Golf

October 28, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

There are a few times in golf when you might have the crap scared out of you.

1. Hitting a shot and then realizing it is headed right at another golfer.

2. Being on the receiving end of #1.

3. Playing on a haunted golf course.

With the latter in mind and being in the Halloween spirit, I thought it would be interesting to explore some more haunted golf courses. Last year, Stinky Golfer Chris covered some with his frightening post and this year I wanted to continue. We’ll go from the U.S. to overseas and take a look at some of these spooky tracks.

Many consider New Orleans to be a haunted city and what a great place to start. City Park Golf Course in N’awlins has seen its share of apparitions and ghosts. Stinky Golfer Chris mentioned the paranormal activity on the 18th green of the East course but, how about the the spirit of a murdered woman on the South Course? The next time you hear “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?” Think twice…

Moving around the south we encounter courses that were built on old plantations and perhaps slave graveyards. Not to mention possible native burial grounds. These sacred final resting spots should have been left alone but the chance to make a buck over-ruled, such as Willow Brook Plantation in South Carolina.

Across the pond at perhaps the most famous golf course in the world, St. Andrews is also home to Martyr’s Monument. The site, right behind the 18th green, on the Old Course where five Protestants were burned at the stake some 500 years ago. Was that cool breeze you just felt coming off the North Sea…or was it coming from something else?

Moving on to the land of kangaroos and shrimp on the barbie, we come to Mt. Lawley Golf Club in Perth, Australia. This course has a hole named “Satan’s Elbow”. And somewhere around that area a man named Michael Oakleigh, as legend has it, committed suicide. Double whammy, not only is the hole named Satan’s elbow, some guy offed himself there too. I think I’ll skip this hole.

This next story is a dead on (pun intended) match for Golfstinks.com! Apparently, Grande Oaks Golf Club (the old Rolling Hills Golf Club where they filmed Caddyshack) and some other South Florida courses seem to be the place where golfers are encountering the ghost of Ted Knight, a.k.a Judge Smails.

How great is that? If I had to go to a haunted place, I would want the ghost to be Judge Smails. Gambling might have been illegal at Bushwood but no one said anything about haunting it…

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: bushwood, caddyshack, ghosts, halloween, haunted golf courses, haunting, judge smails, new orleans, scary, st. andrews

What’s More Frightening Than My Golf Game?

November 1, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Up until now, the scariest thing for me about this great sport of golf has been my own game. I have seen fellow golfers cringe at the site of me in a trap. Some have stared on in horror as I line up a four-footer. Others have even released blood-curdling screams at the site of my drives! Well.., on second thought, that could have been laughter. But either way…the point is my golf game is scary!

As scary as it may be though, it doesn’t quite qualify as that Halloween type scary. But what in golf does? A Mickelson meltdown? A Sergio blowup? John Daly’s pants? If those don’t do it for ya…how about a creepy, ghostly figure watching from the woods as you putt-out on 18?Sound ridiculous? Well, some golfers at the City Park golf courses in New Orleans would argue otherwise. Here, on the 18th hole of the East Course, that’s exactly what many golfers have reportedly witnessed. How’s that for a gallery?For some people however, fear lies in the unknown. So what about a supposed ghost that no one ever sees but causes mischief? A golf course poltergiest if you will. We’ll have to travel to England for this one. The Church Stretton Golf Course in Shropshire, UK reportedly has a ghost inhabiting the thirteenth hole. Locals here talk of a ghost who will steal your tee shots right from the middle of the fairway! Supposedly, you can see your drive land, but it’s a different story when you arrive at that spot as the ball is nowhere to be found. I’d like to see a ruling on that situation! Would it be considered an act of God? If it is a ghost…is it a hazard? If the ghost was murdered in its earthly life…then is it a man-made hazard and therefore you get a free drop?

Maybe watchers in the woods and ball thiefing spectres aren’t enough for you. In that case, how about the reported sightings of the ghost of a woman murdered on the course she haunts? In 1936 a woman was murdered on the seventh fairway of the beautiful Victoria Golf Club in Victoria, BC, Canada. Reportedly, her presence can be spotted on that very fairway!

OK, but these are just reports. There’s no proof or evidence of any type. Ah, but what if there was? The photograph above is one of two taken at the Aetna Springs Golf Course in Pope Valley, CA – arguably the oldest course west of the Mississippi. Supposedly, the pictures were taken on the course in 1963. Several shots were taken, but in only two, strange images showed up on film that were not visible at the time of the shots. As the story goes, the images of eight monks have been seen crossing a fairway on this course. Some witnesses have reportedly even been able to make out the agonized expressions on the monks faces! Now that’s one for the Ghost Hunters!

There you have it. I didn’t think I could do it, but in the spirit of Halloween, I found something out on the golf course scarier than my game. And I even found a picture to prove it. But not only did I find that, I have now also stumbled across a great new excuse for losing my ball – it was snatched up by a ghost! Let’s see if I can get anyone to go along with that one!

Happy Halloween!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Aetna Springs Golf Course, Church Stretton Golf Course, ghost hunters, ghosts, halloween, haunted golf courses, haunting, John Daly, phil mickelson, sergio garcia, Victoria Golf Course

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