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5 Reasons I Hate Watching Golf on TV

October 27, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | 5 Comments

Just the thought of watching golf on TV...
Just the thought of watching golf on TV…

Part of my problem with the sport of golf is simply that I find watching it on TV pretty boring.  I love to get out and play, but have no real interest in watching.  Some ask me why and my typical response is that it’s, well…boring.  But I guess, when I think about it, that’s not really a good enough answer.  So in fairness, I should probably get more into exactly what I don’t like or, to me, what makes it boring.

#1.  It’s Too Slow – There’s isn’t much more to say – the game simply moves too slowly.  The worst thing is to see a pro taking four or five practice swings, walking away from the ball, wandering around for a bit, walking back to the ball and taking a few more practice swings before finally addressing the ball and taking their shot.  And we wonder why there is slow play on the course.  Maybe the idea I had a few years ago of a “shot clock” isn’t so bad?

#2. I Can’t Follow a Certain Player – This makes it hard to root for one player.  The network has to move between cameras around the course to get a look at everyone since, of course, there are 36 players out there at once.  So you never quite know when you’re going to have the opportunity to see your favorite PGA pro.

#3. They Are All Too Good – I know that sounds stupid.  However, what I’m trying to say is, there are rarely “bad shots.”  Everyone is just consistently good.  And there is nothing to prevent a great shot.  No “defense” if you will.  Watching a pro football game, the best players get dropped for a loss, picked off or miss tackles.  The best baseball players make errors or strike out.  That stuff needs to be seen.  It’s hard to watch a players’ approach shots consistently land on the green.  It’s like watching pro bowling – strike, strike, strike, spare, strike, strike…

#4. No Crowd Noise –  Spending a Sunday watching football, or being at an actual game, you realize how much the excitement of the crowd increases the intensity of the game, and even has an effect on it.  So having a crowd completely silent for most of the round really takes something away from the “excitement” of the game.

#5. All The Players Blend Together – This is really due to a combination of numbers two and three but, for the casual golf fan, it’s hard to care about, or even tell the difference between, any of the players on the tour.  Outside of a guy like John Daly, there aren’t a lot of great “personalities” on the tour.  Now when I say that, I don’t mean a great personality for a golfer…I mean a great personality in general.

Now, maybe if I was to watch a whole round and try to block out the examples above, I might change my mind.  But the problem is, all of the examples above are exactly why I don’t watch a full round.  Maybe if the tour was to bring in some form of remedy for problem #1 above, that would be a good start for me.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: John Daly, PGA pro, shot clock, slow play

Golf Could Use A Derek Jeter

September 26, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Will golf ever have an ambassador like Derek Jeter?
Will golf ever have an ambassador like Derek Jeter? (photo by chris.ptacek / CC BY-SA 3.0)

As we bid farewell to the Yankee’s captain and think back about all his memorable moments, you can’t help but give this guy the respect he deserves. I don’t care if you are a die hard Boston Red Sox fan, there’s a spot for him in our hearts somewhere. Besides his storied career on the field, this future hall of famer has quite an impressive résumé off the field too!

Whether it’s his Turn 2 Foundation, his annual golf tournament or the countless hours and donations to charities, the dude is a class act through and through. With all the bad press baseball was getting for a while, Mr. Jeter was an ambassador of what’s good about the game or any sport for that matter. Now, when we look at golf (a sport traditionally considered a “gentleman’s” game), I can’t quite recall anybody in recent years that embodies the golden boy characteristics Jeter does. Tiger was sort of on his way but, well…we all know what happened there. Certainly no one from the U.S. comes to mind anyway – heck even betting sites aren’t giving the USA team a chance this weekend at the Ryder Cup.

But other than Americans, some might argue Rory McIlroy is in line to fill that role (which could very well happen hopefully). Time will certainly tell. Even so, and no offense to Mr. McIlroy, there’s that certain quality Jeter has that McIlroy hasn’t quite developed yet. Many call it the “It” factor, I think in the ol’ Capitan’s case it’s just being genuine. As simple as that sounds, being yourself isn’t always that easy. I mean, look what happens when John Daly is himself…ba dum…I’m only joking with you J.D.

Granted, a player like Jeter only comes around once or twice in a lifetime but for golf’s sake they sure could use one in this lifetime. As we speak, golf (along with our economy) is in a slump. If ever there was a time that golf needs a squeaky clean face, it’s now. You know what…f*** it, I volunteer to be that person! Oh wait…you have to be good at golf. Oh well, a hack can dream, right?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!  Thanks for the memories Jeter!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: derek jeter, John Daly, role model, rory mcilroy

Golf, Emotion & That Guy.

May 2, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Golf Fan Dressed Like GolferWe’re all familiar with tour pro’s celebrating after dropping the clutch putt. From Payne Stewart’s one legged fist pump to Tiger Woods’ upper cut. There’s no denying the emotion running through them at any given moment but that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking more about the viewers and the fans.

Most major sports in the U.S. have their die hard fans. Maybe it’s just me but I really don’t see that with golf…or maybe not enough. If you travel to Europe and walk into any bar and their is a soccer game on, you will see emotion on an exaggerated level compared to what we are used to here. Trust me, I’ve witnessed it first hand.

It could be golf doesn’t have that certain factor in its DNA that elevates our excitement levels. Or maybe it does and just needs a catalyst to stoke the flame a bit. Golf needs “that guy” –  someone who is always at your favorite watering hole going off on a vitriolic harangue (sorry for the SAT words) about something sport related. Now, we just need that guy to add a little golf into his repertoire of tirades.

You see, golf might never reach the status of baseball, football or basketball’s bar room debates but it’s got water polo in its sites…kidding. Hopefully in time, we will see more people speaking about golf enthusiastically. Even if it’s about John Daly’s wardrobe.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf, golf fans, John Daly, payne stewart, that guy, tiger woods

Really Enjoying Golf…

January 31, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Time for a little grass on the greens?
Time for a little grass on the greens?

Well, it’s been an interesting week so far. I would like to thank our readers for commenting on my post last week about making golf more enjoyable. In particular there are a couple that stuck out. For the first one, we’ll move on over to the Twitterverse and…well…see tweet below.

@golfstinks all u need to do is include a pitch n puff to your bag, check it out @ http://t.co/tq6dHPxLRf

— pitch-n-puff (@pitch_n_puff) January 28, 2014

How could I have gone all this time without a Pitch-n-puff? A solid brass tee! Talk about indestructible…wait, what? Oh, so you don’t actually use it to tee up a golf ball? It’s for what? Ooooohhhhh, I see. In that case, if your “golfing” with a pitch-n-puff in Colorado or Washington state you should be fine.

Next up, and boy am I excited about this, I received a voice mail from one of our readers, who just happens to be the one and only John Daly, stating how he likes to enjoy himself on the course. We’ve taken the liberty and transcribed the message below so everyone can read it, check it out.

“…Woo hoo! You golfstinkin’  motherf***ers are all right! When I’m on the course with my buds we really like to crack into a 30 pack and a fifth of…S**t, I don’t know…alcohol! It don’t f***in’ matter cuz we enjoying ourselves! And then we bust a couple lines…”

Oh dear, I think we’ve heard enough. Good to see Mr. Daly hasn’t forgotten how to enjoy himself. I guess the most important thing we can take from all of this is that you too should enjoy yourself on the course. However you think fit…But we’re not bailing you out.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Disclaimer: Golfstinks.com does not condone nor condemn any of the stuff mentioned above…we’re like Switzerland. Also, John Daly never called and left a message. But if he did, I’m guessing that is what it would’ve sounded like.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: enjoying golf, John Daly, pitch n puff, smoking, Twitter

Finally…A Birdie Hits The Golf Links

July 1, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 4 Comments

Really?  Is that all it takes to become an internet sensation?  Is this all I would have to do to go from a relative nobody to getting a story on ESPN?  I’ve flipped the bird to many people on many occasions, so why not me?  Oooohhh…I have to do it on a golf course, during a tournament, I guess.  D.H. Lee must have just beaten me to the punch.

So it finally happened in golf.  A pro finally had enough of a heckler in the gallery and sent a message.  And I’m not talking one of those flipping out about a camera click messages.  I’m talking the “We’re #1!” message.  The old one-gun salute.  We’ve seen it in other sports – remember Jack McDowell?  We’ve even seen baseball and basketball players run up into the crowd to go after fans (Ron Artest and Chad Kreuter come to mind).  But this is new to golf.  If a camera doesn’t click or someone doesn’t whisper during a swing, then there is almost no interaction with the gallery, either positively or negatively, whatsoever.  So what is the PGA to do with this?  Do they suspend him?  Do they fine him?  You know the PGA can’t have any of their players disrespecting their fans like that.  Or…can they?

I can’t be the only one who thinks golf could use a bad boy, right?  And I don’t mean a bad boy off-the-course such as a Tiger Woods or John Daly.  I mean an on-the-course bad guy that you want to hate, but at the same time you kind of root for because he’s different than every other boring face in the crowd.  Now I also don’t mean the PGA should encourage this kind of behavior, because it can get old fast, especially if too many players are getting in on it.  But if they take a guy like Lee, maybe pull him to the side and tell him something to the effect of:

“Pssst…hey, D.H.  That little act you pulled last weekend sure brought us a little more attention than usual.  I’m not telling you to do it again.  But…I’m also not telling you not to do it again either.  Maybe not the finger next time, but a little something else, ya know?  I promise we’ll make it worth your while.”

Want to get people to tune into an event that normally doesn’t quite get the ratings?  Want to make people interested in the highlights from a smaller tournament that normally just kind of slips under the radar?  D.H. Lee could be your guy!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours, Uncategorized Tagged With: Chad Kreuter, D.H. Lee, golf stinks, golfstinks, Jack McDowell, John Daly, pga, Ron Artest, tiger woods

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