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The GolfStinks Holiday Gift Guide!

November 26, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

Throughout the year, GolfStinks reviews various golf-related products that we feel you ought to own (either to make your time on the course more efficient or help your game in some way, shape or form or to just make you chuckle).

Well, being that Black Friday is just two days away, we felt this would be a perfect opportunity to create a list of gifts for that golfer in the family! Let’s get started…

Golf Books

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Two we recommend are Psych-Out Golf and I Married a Nutritionist; Things I’ve Learned That Every Golfer Should Know.

Here’s what I had to say about Psych-Out Golf:

“Psych-Out Golf is a rollicking guide to winning a few skins on the course while driving your playing partners batty – and it’s all in good fun.” – GolfStinks.com

You can purchase your copy of Psych-Out Golf HERE.

And here’s what I had to say about I Married a Nutritionist; Things I’ve Learned That Every Golfer Should Know:

“‘I Married A Nutritionist’ is the perfect book to get you on a path to changing how you eat for the better… And if you’re a golfer, you will definitely appreciate a few of the references within its pages.” – GolfStinks.com

You can purchase your copy of “I Married A Nutritionist” HERE.

Equipment

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The Polara Golf ball (reviews HERE and HERE):

“…it would appear the Polara ball does help keep you in play (especially off the tee). And if that leads to a quicker (since you’re not always looking for your ball) and more enjoyable round, then perhaps these balls can help golf as a whole. Hacks and new golfers alike should embrace subtle game-improving equipment like this.” – GolfStinks.com

You can purchase Polara golf balls HERE.

Fun on the Course

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What we had to say about the pocket booklet 40 Games FORE The Golf Course:

“There’s no doubt 40 Games FORE the Golf Course is a great addition to your golf bag. But what’s more, it can really help you get more fun out of this game – which, let’s face it, is the whole point of golf in the first place…to have fun!” – GolfStinks.com

You can purchase 40 Games FORE The Golf Course HERE.

Functional Apparel

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The Golfer’s Belt Buckle – I really loved this buckle as both stylish and practical:

“…once I went through the motions a few times, I began to really appreciate how convenient this buckle really is. And by the back 9, I became consciously aware of the time and (perhaps more importantly) the frustration it saves from rummaging through your pockets searching for the right tool.” – GolfStinks.com

You can purchase The Golfer’s Belt Buckle HERE.

GolfStinks Merchandise

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Shameless plug aside, check out our own SHOP to find a couple of choice items for the holiday season. This year, alongside our Embroidered GolfStinks Polo Shirt, we’ve added the Chugulug GolfStinks Mug – sure to be filled with liquid courage before you head out to the course!

Enjoy your Thanksgiving and happy shopping!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 40 games FORE the golf course, Black friday, holiday gift guide, holiday shopping, i married a nutritionist, polara, psych-out golf, thanksgiving, the golfer's belt buckle

Do We Need The Winter As A Break From Golf?

November 24, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

thLUKU0BZXToo much of a good thing.  We’ve all heard that expression.  But can golf be too much of a good thing?  Do we need that break from golf that the winter brings to us northern golfers?  I’m sure most of us would say no.  Most of us golfers would probably argue that they would prefer to golf year round with no break.  But for those of us who live up north, we are probably used to the time off and may use it productively or as that “break” we need from the sport we love.  Almost as if we need the time to miss it.

For instance, the idea of too much of a good thing can certainly mean that when you do something too often, it becomes more routine than enjoyable.  Is it possible to get golfed out?  Can you reach the point where you play golf too often that it could come to the point of no longer being as enjoyable as it once was?  Is it like having too much pizza?  Enter the golf off-season.  Take some time off.  Use the winter to work on a few things.  Give yourself something to look forward to…the next season.

Also, playing golf year round can get quite expensive.  The off-season break is also a break on your wallet.  Here in CT, you’re talking a good $45 or so on average for a round of golf.  Do that once a week and you’re shelling out roughly $900, give or take depending upon how long you can stretch the season based on the weather.  Now, for us golfers who are on somewhat of a budget (not all of us are rich, you know) $900 is not pocket change.  That $900 can be saved and in place, a few $10-$15 trips to the indoor range during the offseason can be had.

Look, I know I’m not fooling anyone.  If I could play golf more, I would.  We all probably would.  But I live in the northeast, and the reality here is there are four seasons – one of them is winter.  It can be brutally cold and the weather can be downright nasty.  There will be no golf at these times, no matter how bad we may want to play.  So I have to try to find the silver lining, right?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life, Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: driving range, golf off season, golf weather, indoor golf facility

Dressing for Golf in the Bitter Cold

November 19, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

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From left: Stinky Golfers Chris, Greg & Tom bear the bitter cold at Fenwick Golf Course (November 2013)

Who Plays Golf in the Bitter Cold? I guess I do…or at least I have. That photo above proves it. That was last November and I remember it well: The course (Fenwick in Connecticut) is right on the water (Long Island Sound) and it was pretty damn cold – low 40’s (4 to 6 degrees Celsius) with fairly gusty winds (which made it feel at or below freezing).

You can easily spot me because I’m wearing shorts. SHORTS! What was I thinking? I was freezing! But in the coziness of my bedroom that morning, wearing shorts seems like a good idea. After all, I was trying to layer: I had a thermal long-sleeve base-layer on, with a quarter-zip sweater over that. I even had a winter hat on. OK, so I knew my legs would be cold but what I underestimated was that my upper body would be pretty cold too.

Anyway, now that the cold weather has returned to much of the U.S., I’m considering how I could do things differently this year (aside from not playing in the cold at all). The trick to golfing in cold weather has always been the balance between keeping relatively warm while not sacrificing the mobility needed for a normal swing. For my round at Fenwick last fall, I failed. I was too cold to effectively produce a fluid swing!

For starters, long pants would have helped (and I purchased a pair of long johns to wear under my pants this year too). But I really think I needed a heavier thermal base-layer shirt (and still wore the quarter-zip sweater). I could have tired a fleece (like Tom did) but most fleece pullovers don’t stop wind and the bulkiness could hinder your swing.

I should also invest in a pair of winter golf gloves since your hands are among the first to be affected by the cold. I remember years ago we were playing in the late fall somewhere and the proshop guy gave us Hot Hands hand warmers. While those are good in theory (and they did stat warm for most of our round), it wasn’t very practical to hold them in your hands all the time (in golf, you’ve always got either your club, ball or the wheel of the cart in your hands).

Now that I’m thinking this through, I guess the hat is the only thing I got right from last year. So for this year, the hat stays and I will add long johns and long pants; winter golf gloves; and a heavier thermal base-layer shirt. Of course, after it’s all said and done, how many rounds can I expect to get in before the first major snowfall ends golf till spring?

In any event, if you do decide to venture out in the bitter cold to play golf this season, remember to dress warm, but avoid bulkiness that could affect your swing (and take comfort in knowing that you probably won’t be the only nut out there)!

And just to give you an example of the windy conditions at Fenwick from that day last November, below is a video of Stinky Golfer Tom teeing-off on a par 3. What’s great about this clip though is if you listen closely at the end, you can hear his ball knock-off one of the million-dollar waterfront homes on the course!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: cold weather, golf apparel, winter golf

Five Things I Hate About Golf Courses

November 17, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

thV7IN7OU4Since the golf season here in the northeast has probably worn down for the most part by now, it’s as good a time as any to reflect on the season past.  And by reflect, I mean look back at some of the things I hate about being out on the course.

#1.  When there’s no MOFOBETE – On a hot summer day, how can you expect people to play an entire round of golf without a cart girl crossing their path?  With temperatures in the 90+ degree range, offering proper hydration, be it water, Gatorade or beer, seems like the right thing to do, no?  Or maybe even a small snack to hold you over until either the turn or the 19th hole.  Whatever your choice, a Mofobete needs to be on the course, especially one which cost a pretty penny to play.

#2. Not enough water jugs on the course – I can live without a cart girl, especially at a less expensive course, as long as there are plenty of ice cold water jugs on several holes throughout the course.  Again, on a hot summer day, it’s a simple, common courtesy to the people who have plunked down their hard earned money to pay your greens fees.  The least you could do is offer them some water.

#3. No yardage markers – Sure, you can always estimate based on approximately how far you are from the 100 or 150 markers.  But would it hurt to get a sharpie and write down the distance on a sprinkler head?  I mean, does ink cost too much to write down a quick “67,” “128” or “231.”  Information people…knowledge is power!

#4. Cart paths – Are they necessary?  I suppose, maybe.  But they are the enemy of a wayward drive.  Sure, once in a while you get that lucky bounce off of one and it careens the ball further down the fairway and turns into a personal record drive.  However, more often than not, it sends the ball bounding off into some area of the course that hasn’t been seen since the likes of Lewis & Clark.  However, you’d have to think that the cart path, along with the gallery or rangers like the pros have to find your ball for you, one should have the opportunity to cite the P.A.F. (Pro Advantage Factor).

#5. No rangers – Again, I’m never really in a hurry to get my round overwith.  I don’t mind if the pace is a bit on the slow side.  However, when there are backups at every hole or there’s a group who is just taking their time no matter what the backup behind them may be…rangers are needed.  I realize that less expensive courses maybe can’t afford to pay rangers, but the higher end courses can.  And to keep the game moving, get more groups on the course and keep players coming back, hiring a few rangers could be a wise investment.

Just a few gripes and opinions from an everyday golfer.  I’m sure, given the time, I could come up with a few more.  However, I don’t want to confuse anyone.  I do love playing golf.  But I am trying to help a few courses improve the customer experience.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: beer, cart girl, cart paths, gatorade, ranger, things i hate about golf, yardage marker

I Hate Golfing In The Cold Weather…Don’t I?

November 3, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | 4 Comments

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Is golfing in freezing weather worth it?

I’ve mentioned plenty of times that I hate golfing in the cold weather.  So why do I do it to myself?  I guess it’s simply because I enjoy playing.  But is it worth it?  I find myself asking that exact question throughout the round each time.  You know when your playing partner shows up and says “Who’s idea was this anyway?” and it was his…it’s going to be a long day.

That exact scenario happened at my last round.  My playing partner calls me the day before and asks if I have time to play nine the following day.  Knowing the temperature is supposed to be cool with some clouds and wind, for some reason I agree to go anyway.  It’s not for roughly 24 more hours that I would regret that decision.  I learned then that I don’t love golf as much as I love warmth.

I show up first and head inside to pay our fees and grab a cart.  My partner shows up and utters the “Who’s idea…” line, to which I respond “Yours, a#$%ole!”  But it’s not until we’re standing on the first tee when I really notice the bite of the cold…and the wind sure isn’t helping!  But it only gets worse as we begin moving in the cart.  By the time we hit the second tee, I’m thinking that we’re still close enough to head back to the clubhouse, quit our round and go grab some breakfast.  But we trudge on…through nine holes of cold temperatures, wind and cloudy skies blocking out the warmth of the sunlight.

After the round I can look back and honestly say I enjoyed myself…except for the cold.  I honestly don’t know why I do it to myself.  I don’t know why anyone does.  There’s nothing enjoyable about standing outside in 40-something degree temperatures.  There’s nothing fun about driving a golf cart through the cold whipping winds.  You can’t have fun during your round when you’re constantly waiting for it to end.  The funny thing is, I know all of this going in.  But somehow, someway, I end up back out on the course anyway.  Maybe I do love golf more than I admit to…

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: cold weather, winter golf

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