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Five Things I Hate About Golf Courses

November 17, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

thV7IN7OU4Since the golf season here in the northeast has probably worn down for the most part by now, it’s as good a time as any to reflect on the season past.  And by reflect, I mean look back at some of the things I hate about being out on the course.

#1.  When there’s no MOFOBETE – On a hot summer day, how can you expect people to play an entire round of golf without a cart girl crossing their path?  With temperatures in the 90+ degree range, offering proper hydration, be it water, Gatorade or beer, seems like the right thing to do, no?  Or maybe even a small snack to hold you over until either the turn or the 19th hole.  Whatever your choice, a Mofobete needs to be on the course, especially one which cost a pretty penny to play.

#2. Not enough water jugs on the course – I can live without a cart girl, especially at a less expensive course, as long as there are plenty of ice cold water jugs on several holes throughout the course.  Again, on a hot summer day, it’s a simple, common courtesy to the people who have plunked down their hard earned money to pay your greens fees.  The least you could do is offer them some water.

#3. No yardage markers – Sure, you can always estimate based on approximately how far you are from the 100 or 150 markers.  But would it hurt to get a sharpie and write down the distance on a sprinkler head?  I mean, does ink cost too much to write down a quick “67,” “128” or “231.”  Information people…knowledge is power!

#4. Cart paths – Are they necessary?  I suppose, maybe.  But they are the enemy of a wayward drive.  Sure, once in a while you get that lucky bounce off of one and it careens the ball further down the fairway and turns into a personal record drive.  However, more often than not, it sends the ball bounding off into some area of the course that hasn’t been seen since the likes of Lewis & Clark.  However, you’d have to think that the cart path, along with the gallery or rangers like the pros have to find your ball for you, one should have the opportunity to cite the P.A.F. (Pro Advantage Factor).

#5. No rangers – Again, I’m never really in a hurry to get my round overwith.  I don’t mind if the pace is a bit on the slow side.  However, when there are backups at every hole or there’s a group who is just taking their time no matter what the backup behind them may be…rangers are needed.  I realize that less expensive courses maybe can’t afford to pay rangers, but the higher end courses can.  And to keep the game moving, get more groups on the course and keep players coming back, hiring a few rangers could be a wise investment.

Just a few gripes and opinions from an everyday golfer.  I’m sure, given the time, I could come up with a few more.  However, I don’t want to confuse anyone.  I do love playing golf.  But I am trying to help a few courses improve the customer experience.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: beer, cart girl, cart paths, gatorade, ranger, things i hate about golf, yardage marker

When Is It Too Hot To Play Golf?

July 6, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 6 Comments

How hot is too hot for golf? (photo by Mr.TinDC / CC BY-ND 2.0)
How hot is too hot for golf? (photo by
Mr.TinDC / CC BY-ND 2.0)

Monday afternoon, stinky golfers Greg, Pete and I were making our way through a round of 18. We’re somewhere on the back nine when Pete, after pushing a putt left of the cup, exhaustively states “It’s too hot to miss.”

Too hot to miss. That statement got a chuckle out of Greg and I. But, after I thought about it for a second, I came to realize that, at the time, truer words had never been spoken.

Here in Connecticut, we are in the midst of a record-breaking heat spell. We’re talking triple digits here. I’m not sure what the “official” temperature was, but I know the thermometer in my car hit 100 around 4:30 that afternoon, and the thermometer outside a local bank read 102 about the same time of day. So what could the temp have been around 1 or 2 o’clock? Bottom line, it’s hot. So, as far as Pete’s comment, is it too hot to miss…maybe it’s simply too hot to golf?

There comes a time every golf season when the mercury drops a bit too far down the ladder for golf. It’s an individual preference, but for me, that point is about 50 degrees. Once the temp drops below that 50 degree mark, golf will not happen that day for me. But I never thought about the other end of the spectrum. At what point is it too hot for golf?

Normally, I don’t take a cart. I like to walk the course. But I’ve made a personal rule; at 90 degrees, I take a cart. At that mark, I’ve decided, it’s too hot to walk. However, I’ve never set a mark where it’s just too hot to golf at all. Though I may have reached that point yesterday.

Riding the course sure does take a load off. But on a 100-degree day it made almost no difference. By the time I was midway through the back nine, I was toast. I stayed hydrated – two 20 oz. Gatorades and three 20 oz. waters – but I would immediately sweat out everything I put in. The only cure would have been an IV. But has anyone ever tried teeing off with a tube in their arm? Me either, but I’d imagine it’s pretty challenging.

So I’m implementing a new personal rule. I now have a 50 degree temperature range within which the sport of golf will occur in my life. I’ll call it “The 50-degree rule.” When the temperature drops below 50 degrees or rises above 100 degrees, I will not golf that day.

Does anyone else get this idea in their head? At what point is it too hot or too cold for your golfing preference? Or, does it not matter to you? Will you play in freezing temps if the opportunity is there? Would you carry a personal air conditioner if you could just to play golf that day?

Let us hear from you. How does the temperature affect your golfing decisions?

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: gatorade, golf cart, golf season, heat spell, hot, too hot for golf

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