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Keep up on the trends and news surrounding the golf lifestyle.

Silly Golfers, Smoking is for Criminals

August 11, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments

Michael Jordan puffing a stogie on the golf course (photo by shgmom56 / CC BY-SA 2.0)
Michael Jordan puffing a stogie on the golf course (photo by shgmom56 / CC BY-SA 2.0)

You may remember Michael Jordan was photographed smoking a cigar at the Presidents Cup during a practice round last October. The photo caused a bit of a stir because public smoking is banned in San Francisco – a law that extends to include the golf course they were playing on; Harding Park.

There was much hoopla in the media surrounding Jordan’s law-breaking stogie (of which he was not asked to fork over the $100 fine). But not questioned by the media, and perhaps an obvious follow-up to the story is; Why are people in vast outdoor areas banned from smoking in the first place?

I just returned from a trip to New Mexico. Being rather dry, New Mexico is susceptible to brush fires. And in particularly dry seasons, I’ve had to do without a cigar on some its most gorgeous courses. I understand this completely and have no problem capitulating.

But over the last few years, some towns and counties have implemented no smoking bans on public courses due to health issues such as second-hand smoke. These places include San Francisco (as mentioned above) Glendale and Pasadena, CA; Hawaii County, HI; Bloomington, MN; Goshen, IN; Abilene, TX; and Arvada, CO.

An article in USA Today last year highlighted the Hawaiian law in particular was being largely ignored. Meanwhile, golfers in other towns were taken-back by the mere notion of banning smoking on the course – One golf pro in Pittsburgh thought it would be “ludicrous” and “overkill” and then posed the question: “How would you enforce it?” He has a point – rangers can’t even handle the slow play problem.

Perhaps more interesting was Los Angeles County’s recent ban on smoking (effective last September) at parks, beaches and golf courses (ironically, the ban does not extend to actors smoking when the script calls for it). Anyway, officials in LA cited health concerns for the ban, including that second-hand smoke leads to the deaths of 52,000 people annually. OK, I understand the second-hand smoke point when you’re indoors, but the last time I checked, golf was played outside. The golf course isn’t a crowded bar…if you don’t want to get a whiff of your playing partner’s Robusto, why are you standing downwind of him? What’s next, no more campfires while camping? After all, campfire smoke contains acetaldehyde.

It seems recent smoking bans concur – There was some question whether the new ban in Michigan (which went into effect May 1, 2010) included players out on the golf course. However, review of the new law revealed the ban only “includes the clubhouses where food is served and areas around beverage and food carts on the course.” So much for buying cigars from the MOFOBETE in The Great Lakes State.

But the reality is, laws are being passed that ban smoking in the great outdoors, and this includes some municipal golf courses. While the towns and counties don’t seem to be enforcing said rules (including when a high-profile celeb like Michael Jordan is caught red-handed), the laws exist nonetheless, not-to-mention more are being proposed in other areas (including one in Spokane, WA last year which was defeated due to public outcry). I’ve previously posted about how golf and cigars seem inseparable. Was I wrong?

 

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, acetaldehyde, cigar, health, Michael Jordan, presidents cup, smoking

Holy Golf CrAPP!

July 30, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

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Are apps the future of golf gadgets?

Is it me or is everything slowly being taken over by an app? I recently got my paws on a new Droid cell phone and instantly hit the “App Market”. What the hay, I enjoy the game of golf. Why not search for golf app’s? I fire the four letter word inquiry off into that mobile virtual data bank and BAM…the anxiety and disorientation begins to set in.

I am now looking at an infinite list of golf apps with no clue as to which ones are good, cool or won’t mess with my phone. I guess I could google them but that’s just another set of subjective opinions and we all know the deal with that. So, I figure filtering the results to “golf GPS” would be a little easier…mmmm…not really.

“Ok, so this golf GPS app has a one star rating but it looks good and it’s free!” I say to myself. “Wait, I can’t have a one star app on my new Droid! My friends will laugh at me…” As idiotic as that sounds, it actually crossed my mind. It’s like we’ll be on the course and everyone in the foursome will vie for that Alpha golf GPS app position. You know what, if I buy that $20 GPS app I’m sure I’ll be top dog of the golf GPS app kingdom.

What the f@$# am I saying!?!?!? I really don’t need a golf app to show me distance when I can’t make the shot even if I’m on the 100 yard marker and know it’s an easy pitch all day. I got it! I’ll download a golf swing app to help my swing so I can download the GPS app to know the distance so I can download a putting app to putt better. While I’m at it, I’ll download the brain app so I don’t have to use mine. Maybe I should have went with an iPhone. :o)

Hit’em long…yell FORE!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: app, droid, golf app, golf gps, iphone

Golf Equals College

July 26, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

Want your kids to be debt-free after college? Get them into golf ASAP!
Want your kids to be debt-free after college? Get them into golf ASAP!

We’ve all heard the expression about the two things in life you can count on…death and taxes. Well, you can add a third to that list – the rising cost of college tuition.

It seems to make no difference what the economy does, college tuition continues to rise. The unemployment rate rises, jobs disappear, businesses close their doors…it makes no difference. College tuition rises.

According to the College Board, the average, per-year cost of a four year private college rose 4.4% for the 2009-10 academic year. And the public schools rise was an even steeper 6.5%! Now I don’t know about anyone else, but I have three kids, my oldest being only six years away from college. So considering the tuition increase every year, how much is college going to cost then? How am I going to afford it? What are my options? Well, I’ve got one hope at least…a scholarship. Specifically, a golf scholarship.

A converstaion recently sparked up between a co-worker and I regarding our kids college tuition. Upon discussing the costs he says to me, “Why do you think I’ve started my kid playing golf? If he’s a half-way decent player that could help get him into a school at least.” So right away, the hamster in my head started running on his wheel.

I’ve mentioned before that my boys are pretty athletic. They’re both good basketball players and this year also proved to be the stars of their baseball team. But considering the popularity of both sports at the collegiate level, a scholarship may be a bit of a stretch.

But golf? Not only is it far less popular on the collegiate level, but scholarships come from places other than the schools themselves. Several outside organizations provide scholarships as well, some not requiring kids to be one of the top golfers on their high school team – they merely require an interest to be shown in the game, or a commitment to participate in some form in the future. Hell, my oldest is showing interest in the game now! And without so much as a single lesson (he’s had nothing more than a few swing tips from me of all people) he’s showing some signs of excelling at golf in the same way he does baseball and basketball. With any luck at all, he can at least get a partial scholarship. Hey, every little bit helps! And this way he can get his foot in the door to a college education and take a bit of the strain off mom & dad!

During my time out of work, I interviewed at many different companies with many different people. Some were the owners of the companies at which I was interviewing. Some were management or in human resources. But no matter where I was or with whom I was meeting, I noticed a strange trend. Many employers seemed to have been less interested in a college degree. Upon meeting with the owner of one company at which I was interviewing, I was asked why I didn’t go further in college than I did. After I answered, his exact words to me were “I personally could care less about a college degree. As far as I’m concerned, college is bull****. It’s where you go to meet people who will eventually help you find a job.”

Pretty funny, and an interesting take on what I found to be a bit of a trend. But despite what I’ve noticed….I still prefer my kids go to college. The problem is going to be paying for it. So any edge I can find, I’m taking it.

Until that conversation with my co-worker, I didn’t look at my kids playing golf as anything more than something for them and I to do together for years down the line. But now I’m looking at it a bit differently. I’m looking at golf as the means to my kids college education. I’m not going to pressure it, but I am going to encourage it.

Right now, my oldest thinks he’s the next Kobe Bryant. So basketball is about the only thing on his mind as far as sports go. But as long as I can keep him interested in golf, the better he’ll get and the better his chances are at getting an inside track on a college education at a discounted rate. And that friends, is music to my ears.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: college, golf scholarship, tuition

World’s Smallest Golf Course.

July 24, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

This is your brain on golf...
This is your brain on golf…

Bobby Jones once said “Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half inch course– the space between your ears.”

I understand he was referring to playing on a higher level than your average golfer’s weekend outing but, there is definitely something here for every golfer. I think we’ve stumbled upon something disproving the age old saying “Ignorance is bliss.”

Do we ever stop and think that the mental game is just about as important as the physical game? I’d bet maybe 75% of average golfers say they are just out there to have fun. I get it; me too but, how much fun is it when it takes you four attempts to get on the green from five yards out? That five-and-a-half-inch course Jones talks about is a real mother-f’er.

Ah yes, using the old bean. I can only imagine the thought process that a pro golfer goes through on every shot. Then again, that’s another gray area; If you think too much it’s not good and if you don’t think at all you may look like a jack-ass. Ultimately, I’m guessing the goal is to master that small course as best you can first.

As bad a golfer as you may be, stop and think about what you are doing out there. Learn about the game and the basic strategies. Pretty soon you will be having fun sinking birdie or eagle putts. I’ve realized that the game becomes more fun when I challenge the course as it does me. No matter what my end score is, I’ll walk away and trully say I had fun.

Just my $0.02

Hit’em long…yell FORE!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Bobby jones, mental game

Why Par 3 and Executive Golf Courses Make Me Uneasy

July 22, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 13 Comments

Tashua Glen - Par 33 (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Tashua Glen – Par 33 (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

In my post last week, I made a rather strong statement that I could be playing at either St. Andrews or some pitch n’ putt somewhere and it wouldn’t make much of a difference to me. I went on to explain that it doesn’t matter where I play…that once I strap the old clubs on my back, my golf pilgrimage begins.

That statement was, for the most part, true. Yet of the hundreds of golf courses I’ve played in my lifetime, an extremely small percentage of them were of the executive or par 3 caliber. You may be wondering why. Why would this self-procliamed lover of all golf courses – a man who has played all the public 18-hole courses in his home state for the sheer fun of it (good ones and bad alike)…why would he have something against par 3 and executive courses?

I’ve pondered this question myself from time-to-time. And to tell you the truth, the truth hurts. You see, the reality is, I’m a bit particular…well, OK – call me anal. I’m like this about most things in my life and golf is no exception. Move a notepad on my desk and I move it back to its exact original position; when I read a book, I must read all the reviews on the inside flap, the editors note and the acknowledgments; and if you book a tee-time at a course where par is less than 69, my universe is thrown out of whack somewhat.

No par 5’s?? Par for the course is 54??? How am I supposed to test out my new driver???? *BAM!* Universe out of whack, planets misaligned, etc., etc. The last time I played a “short” course (I actually had to go look this up) was July 21, 2007 – three years ago. Before that? Your guess is as good as mine.

I can tell you that three years ago I acquiesced because of my playing partners. Stinky Golfer Tom and I were playing with our dads – both of whom are in their 70s. Tom’s dad had grown fond of a 9-hole, par 33 course that had recently opened up in our area and suggested we all play there.

Par 33. My mind instantly imagined windmills and a clown’s mouth. Why? I knew this wasn’t putt-putt golf, but I just couldn’t help myself. I’ve turned into a golf course profiler…I should be ashamed of myself! Of course the place was great (see photo at top). And true to my post from last week – once I teed-off, I was very much enjoying myself – as if the course was much more grandiose.

But I haven’t been back since. And I haven’t played another par 3 or executive course since either. I know if…er, when I do again, I probably will still enjoy myself once I’m out on the course. But as far as when that will be? Hmmm, perhaps talk to me again in another three years.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: executive course, par 3 course

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