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Be Like Mike.

April 11, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

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Keegan Bradley (photo by TourProGolfClubs / CC BY 2.0)

The 2014 Masters is in full swing (pun intended) and with that companies like Puma and Nike have unveiled their new threads like it’s fashion week in Milan. It seems as if the Masters is becoming more of a runway for new scripts than a tournament for golf. For those that don’t know, a script is pretty much an apparel line…I just learned that too.

So, now that I know what Nike’s players will be sporting every day of the tournament, what if they don’t make the cut? All the hoopla about what they’re wearing…what about how they’re playing? Oh yeah! I mean it’s only a major we’re talking about. Hey, at least they’ll look good.

Speaking of looking good, I knew it was only a matter of time before the golf shoe industry embraced the “Jumpman”. It’s no secret Michael Jordan is a fan of golf and even though Nike has been in the golf shoe business for a while, it’s a little different now that the Jordan brand is involved. There is almost an exclusivity factor that a lot of sneaker freaks understand.

With players like Keegan Bradley rocking his Air Jordan spikes at the Masters, this could parlay into something bigger. If Jordan brand golf shoes see a fraction of the frenzy over getting a pair of Jordan’s newest basketball shoes, Nike will corner yet another market. Oh man, I guess it really gotta be the shoes…

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: air jordan, keegan bradley, masters, Michael Jordan, Nike, puma

Who Would You Golf With?

July 6, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

One of the things we like to know about the members of Golfstinks is; Who you would have in your dream foursome? If you had the chance to assemble three other golfers (or non-golfers…we don’t judge)  who would you choose? This is something that could change every so often or not at all. This took some time to compile but I think I got a good group…for now.

#1 Michael Jordan. What else do I need to say? A fierce competitor, a great golfer and most importantly – he takes chances. Mike’s a gambler (literally) and is not afraid to throw-down a few grand on a shot. I admire his fearlessness. Don’t get me wrong, I couldn’t afford one hole with this guy but I’d like to see it go down.

#2 Robert De Niro. Fuhgettaboutit. I have no idea if he really likes golf but I want him in the foursome. There are two reasons why. A) When I mess up a shot it would be funny to hear him say “You screwed up just a little bit, just a little bit.” And B) When he screws up a shot, it’ll be the absolute best to see him go Jimmy “The Gent” Conway on his clubs.

#3 Chevy Chase. Yes, I love Caddyshack. Yes, Ty Webb was a great character and yes, I do want to hear lines from the movie. Come on, who wouldn’t? If Ted Knight was still alive he might have made the cut as well. Just remember to be the ball and stay out of the lumberyard…

So, who’s in your foursome?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: caddyshack, chevy chase, Jimmy The Gent Conway, Michael Jordan, robert deniro, ted knight

Silly Golfers, Smoking is for Criminals

August 11, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments

Michael Jordan puffing a stogie on the golf course (photo by shgmom56 / CC BY-SA 2.0)
Michael Jordan puffing a stogie on the golf course (photo by shgmom56 / CC BY-SA 2.0)

You may remember Michael Jordan was photographed smoking a cigar at the Presidents Cup during a practice round last October. The photo caused a bit of a stir because public smoking is banned in San Francisco – a law that extends to include the golf course they were playing on; Harding Park.

There was much hoopla in the media surrounding Jordan’s law-breaking stogie (of which he was not asked to fork over the $100 fine). But not questioned by the media, and perhaps an obvious follow-up to the story is; Why are people in vast outdoor areas banned from smoking in the first place?

I just returned from a trip to New Mexico. Being rather dry, New Mexico is susceptible to brush fires. And in particularly dry seasons, I’ve had to do without a cigar on some its most gorgeous courses. I understand this completely and have no problem capitulating.

But over the last few years, some towns and counties have implemented no smoking bans on public courses due to health issues such as second-hand smoke. These places include San Francisco (as mentioned above) Glendale and Pasadena, CA; Hawaii County, HI; Bloomington, MN; Goshen, IN; Abilene, TX; and Arvada, CO.

An article in USA Today last year highlighted the Hawaiian law in particular was being largely ignored. Meanwhile, golfers in other towns were taken-back by the mere notion of banning smoking on the course – One golf pro in Pittsburgh thought it would be “ludicrous” and “overkill” and then posed the question: “How would you enforce it?” He has a point – rangers can’t even handle the slow play problem.

Perhaps more interesting was Los Angeles County’s recent ban on smoking (effective last September) at parks, beaches and golf courses (ironically, the ban does not extend to actors smoking when the script calls for it). Anyway, officials in LA cited health concerns for the ban, including that second-hand smoke leads to the deaths of 52,000 people annually. OK, I understand the second-hand smoke point when you’re indoors, but the last time I checked, golf was played outside. The golf course isn’t a crowded bar…if you don’t want to get a whiff of your playing partner’s Robusto, why are you standing downwind of him? What’s next, no more campfires while camping? After all, campfire smoke contains acetaldehyde.

It seems recent smoking bans concur – There was some question whether the new ban in Michigan (which went into effect May 1, 2010) included players out on the golf course. However, review of the new law revealed the ban only “includes the clubhouses where food is served and areas around beverage and food carts on the course.” So much for buying cigars from the MOFOBETE in The Great Lakes State.

But the reality is, laws are being passed that ban smoking in the great outdoors, and this includes some municipal golf courses. While the towns and counties don’t seem to be enforcing said rules (including when a high-profile celeb like Michael Jordan is caught red-handed), the laws exist nonetheless, not-to-mention more are being proposed in other areas (including one in Spokane, WA last year which was defeated due to public outcry). I’ve previously posted about how golf and cigars seem inseparable. Was I wrong?

 

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, acetaldehyde, cigar, health, Michael Jordan, presidents cup, smoking

The Most Versatile Athlete of All Time Was…a Golfer?

April 2, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 5 Comments

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Babe Didrikson-Zaharias did it all…

A golfer was the most versatile athlete of all time you ask? That’s right…she was a golfer. Wait…what? I know…you’re having a hard enough time getting by the title as it is. And then I go and throw in “she.”

Now you’re completely thrown off! I’m obviously a few fries short of a Happy Meal. I’m sure I’ve even lost some credibility (what little I have) with many sports fans. Well, trust me, I would never have thought I would feel this way before I really looked into it.

But, maybe you’ll even agree with me afterward. Maybe you might even consider dropping “most versatile” from the title and replacing it with, simply, “greatest.” After all, being a great golfer on top of numerous other athletic accomplishments, some at an expert level, deserves a little bit more attention than being a standout at only one sport, no?

If you haven’t already guessed who I’m talking about, it’s a little lady by the name of Babe Didrikson-Zaharias. Most people who know anything about her know the obvious – she was the greatest female golfer of her time (and one of the greatest of all-time). She was a cofounder of the LPGA. She excelled in other sports besides golf and was voted by ESPN’s SportsCentury to be the 10th greatest athlete of the 20th century. While many people are aware she had other athletic achievements, I don’t think most realize exactly how amazing an athlete she was. Quite honestly, she was great at everything she attempted.

Professional golf came relatively late in life for Babe. After high school, she didn’t attempt to play competitively again until she was 24, which makes her golfing achievements all the more impressive. However, seventeen consecutive amateur wins later, a feat still unequaled to this day, she was ready to turn pro. Over the following eight years, Babe went on to win 41 tournaments including ten majors despite playing the final three years of her career while being treated for cancer. Even more amazing was, in 1954, just one month after surgery for colon cancer, she won the US Women’s Open – her final major victory. She was also the first woman to compete on the PGA tour, missing the cut in her first attempt. It would be the last cut she would miss.

But most of us are already aware of her golfing accomplishments. What about the rest? What are the other examples which make her such an amazing athlete? It starts with basketball. Her team won an AAU championship in 1931 and she was an All-American hoops player three times.

You may have also been aware she was an Olympic athlete and participated in the 1932 games. But did you know she actually qualified in five different events? However, due to the rules of the time, being a female she was only allowed to compete in three. And compete she did, taking home two gold medals (hurdles and javelin) and a silver (high-jump). Additionally, she set world records during the Olympics and qualifying tournaments in the 80m hurdles, javelin, high jump and baseball throw (which was an Olympic sport until 1957).

Babe was also a competitive player to a lesser degree in billiards, baseball, softball and bowling. She even won a sewing competition at the Texas State Fair! When not on a competitive playing field, she somehow also found the time to sing and play the harmonica. She did this well enough to record for Mercury Records. Is there anything this woman couldn’t do?

So let’s look at the tally. She’s one of the greatest golfers of all-time. She was an Olympian who took home three medals and set five world records. A three time All-American basketball player. She also competed in baseball, softball, billiards and bowling among other sports. For what reason would she not seriously be considered as the greatest athlete of all-time?

Now, being ranked 10th on the list of greatest athletes of the 20th century does confirm she was at least considered to be listed at number one. But I have to admit, I have a hard time taking the SportsCentury list seriously considering three of the 100 athletes are not even human (they’re horses). I have an even harder time with this list when I see one of the horses (and a jockey for that matter) is ranked 37 places higher than Bo Jackson, an all-star baseball player AND pro-bowl NFL player! Jackson, I might add, could also have been a track & field star, but gave it up to focus on baseball and football. But a guy who rides a horse while beating it with a whip is somehow a better athlete? You get my point.

#1 on the list is Michael Jordan who is widely regarded as the greatest basketball player of all-time. But does that make him the greatest athlete of the 20th century? Is being the best at one sport a greater feat than excelling at almost every sport you take on? Hard to say.

Considering all of the accomplishments and accolades acquired by Zaharias, I wonder the reason why she wouldn’t be ranked higher on the list. I can only come up with one idea. Maybe you can help me out. If all of these achievements were accomplished by a male, would he be ranked higher?

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: athlete, Babe Didrikson Zaharias, Bo Jackson, ESPN, golf tournament, greatest athletes of the 20th century, LPGA, Michael Jordan, olympics, PGA, SportsCentury

Pro Athletes, Scratch Golfers

December 21, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Michael Jordan on the Golf Course
Michael Jordan on the Golf Course
A few months ago I wondered do golfers golf on their days off. Now I’m wondering about other athletes. How many of them golf during their off seasons or after their career is over? We all know the obvious – Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley and Rick Rhoden. But we always hear about some football or baseball star who also happens to be a scratch golfer. Is it just me or is that insane? To be able to play your sport at the highest level and in your spare time just happen to be a great golfer also? Amazing. At this point I would be happy to be just a halfway decent golfer!

While there have been no recent two-sport stars involving golf, looking at the latest Golf Digest list of top athlete golfers, there are a few guys out there who would have a legitimate shot if it weren’t for golf’s Thursday-Sunday tournaments schedule interfering with their sports schedule. Most would have to wait for their career to be over or cut their careers short as Robin Yount almost did back in 1978. For those who didn’t know, two-time MVP and MLB Hall-of-Famer Robin Yount actually quit baseball back in the spring of ’78 to pursue a career as a professional golfer. The experiment failed and Yount was back with the Milwaukee Brewers a few months later. But how good do you have to be to quit an H.O.F. baseball career to pursue golf full-time?

Looking at the aforementioned list, I’m amazed at some of the names and numbers I see. Right off the bat, #1 ranked Tony Romo, QB for the Dallas Cowboys, has a handicap of +3.3 and won two tournaments in his off-season! As a matter of fact, the top five athletes on the list – Romo, Craig Hentrich, Mark McGwire, Mike Schmidt and Jerry Rice – all have handicaps better than scratch! Now I can see how the latter three have time to work on their games as they are all retired now. But Romo and Hentrich are active NFL players! Do they have that kind of time to get this good?

Scanning through some of the other names, I see that pitcher Livan Hernandez is actually considering golf as a second career after baseball. Although the only info I can find linking Hernandez to golf is when he pulled some golf clubs out of his trunk and attempted to hit a 65-year old man with them. Whether or not that’s the case. he’s still a scratch golfer.

How about Boston Bruin Marc Savard? He missed qualifying for the 2008 Canadian Open by one stroke. He could have been a real-life Happy Gilmore! Except a better hockey player.

Boston Celtics star Ray Allen is apparently the best golfer in the NBA. Although New Orleans Hornets guard Chris Paul isn’t far behind.

There must be something in the water in Minnesota. Twins teamates Joe Mauer, Nick Punto and Joe Nathan are all on the list. They could roundout a foursome with their choice of former Twins stars Harmon Killebrew or Rod Carew who find themselves ranked also.

Apparently Reggie Jackson plays five days a week. Must be nice…

Should I be surprised to see Bo Jackson’s name on this list? A guy who was an All-Star in MLB and Pro-Bowler in the NFL until an injury cut both careers short, has a handicap under ten. I should mention he’s also a banker and business owner in Illinois. I guess Bo really does know a whole bunch of stuff!

Some time ago, a stinky golfer told me he believes as long as a person has at least a pretty good bit of athletic ability to them, they can be a good golfer. I agree with him. Golf doesn’t necessarily require a person to be in top physical condition, however it does require a certain amount of coordination and athletic ability. Some people have to work hard to be good athletes while some others have the gift of a natural ability. Most of the athletes on the list possess that gift. This is what allows them to excel at multiple sports (maybe even professionally) while most of us work hard just to be average at one. I’m comfortable with that, but what I wouldn’t give to stand at a podium one day and say: “It was a tough eighteen. All of the competition was great. I’m just glad I could hold everyone else off at the end. Now I have to run. I’m starting the back end of a double-header tomorrow night.”

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: athletic ability, Charles Barkley, Michael Jordan, scratch golfer, top athlete golfers

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