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My Halloween Costume

October 15, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Stinky Golfer Greg mentioned in his last post, “You Know that Local Course You Love So Much?” that autumn sadly signifies the end of our golf season here in the Northeast.

Luckily, we have halloween though, a chance to dress up like a tool and still be accepted. Not that I dress like a tool normally, but you get the idea. What do you mean I can’t wear cowboy boots and spandex shorts?

So, I put some thought into my halloween costume this year and decided it should be golf-related. Not wanting to jump on the bandwagon and be Cigar Guy, I thought I could go as a professional tour player. How about Phil Mickelson? Good ol’ Lefty would be a good one. All I have to do is make it to the end and…not win. Oof! Maybe not as good an idea as I thought.

John Daly…bingo! This has two options; the fat version or the not so fat version. I’ll raid a trailer park for some threads, solicit a hooker and get s@#%-faced everywhere I go. On top of that, I’ll wager butt loads of money frivolously anywhere that I can gamble it away. Wait, I think Daly doesn’t drink anymore and just chain smokes now. Plus, I really don’t have the extra cash to be betting with. Scratch JD off the list. Next!

Tiger, Tiger Woods y’all!!! Oh man, I’ll whip everyones’ ass and sleep with all the women while sporting the red and black Nike get-up. Sweet! Actually, I won’t even be available for Halloween because I gotta show the new beer-cart girl my putter. You know, I want her to see how I sink my balls in-person. This has potential…a little risky but has potential.

I could always go a little old school with someone like Greg Norman. That would be pretty cool. Fake a Down-Under accent, rock a pimp hat (come on, his hat is one feather away from Huggy Bear’s collection) and throw some shrimp on the barbie. G’day mate, it sure is a lovely day. Golf? What is that? Would yoos care ta try some of me wine? Or maybe not…

The hell with it! Being a pro golfer is unrealistic. I need something that is more…me. Something I can really relate to. A costume that fits my persona and allows for an easy transition into character. Now where did I put that Mr. T wig?

Hit’em long, yell FORE!!! Cuz’ I pity the fool with no golf etiquette!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: greg norman, halloween, John Daly, Mr.T, phil mickelson, tiger woods

The Christopher Columbus of Golf

October 11, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Who was the Chris Columbus of golf?
Who was the Chris Columbus of golf?

In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And found this land, land of the free, beloved by you, beloved by me.

Actually, I have no idea if those are the correct words. Everything after “blue” is pretty much a mystery. No one really seems to know the exact words. But that’s OK, everyone knows the basic idea and the basis of the story.

But I want to look at things on a much smaller scale. We know, for the most part, what it was that Columbus brought to this land. But in the spirit of the holiday (a day which I do not have off from work by the way), I was interested in finding out who brought golf as we know it to this country. Who is the Christopher Columbus of golf? Well, on the 18-hole scale anyway, it’s a man named Charles MacDonald.

First off, I was surprised to find that 18 holes of golf is a relatively new concept in the United States, especially considering its roots, according to some research, date back as far as the mid 1300’s. But Charles MacDonald, who was born in Canada and raised in Chicago, is responsible for building the first regulation 18-hole golf course in 1893.

His story, golf-wise, starts in 1872 when at the age of sixteen he was sent to school in Scotland…so you can see where this is going. He took up golf, played as often as he could for two years, then moved back to the United States where he….did not continue to play golf.

By the 1880’s, immigrants began bringing the game to the States. So in 1892, McDonald and his associates opened a nine-hole course known as the Chicago Golf Club. One year later, nine more holes were added and, boom!…the first eighteen-hole golf course in the United States was born. The course still exists today and is now know as Downers Grove Golf Course (The exclusive Chicago Golf Club moved to it’s current location in 1895).

But bringing 18-hole golf to the United States is not MacDonald’s only claim to fame. He is also largely responsible for the formation of the USGA and is a former vice-president of the organization.

Additionally, MacDonald took to golf course design. Looking to bring challenge and variety to golf courses here in the U.S., he took cues from his experiences in Scotland and designed several of the most noteworthy courses in the country. Included among these courses are, the Chicago Golf Club of course, National Golf Links of America, Yale University golf course and The Greenbrier. For his contributions to the golf world, McDonald came to be known as the “Father of American Golf Architecture.”

So how about that? Eighteen hole golf courses are only 117 years old in the U.S. I don’t know about you, but considering Europeans have consistently been coming to American shores for over 500 years now, I would have guessed the origins of American golf to be much older.

Good thing Charles MacDonald came around when he did. Had he not, our excuse to our spouses for getting out of the house on a Saturday would only cover half the time!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Charles MacDonald, Chicago Golf Club, Christopher Columbus, Columbus Day, Downers Grove, Greenbrier, National Golf Links of America, USGA, Yale University golf course

Cover Stories and Unhappy Endings

September 3, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

FORE!
FORE!

We’ve all hit pretty bad golf shots. Admit it. We’ve sliced, shanked, hooked, flubbed and skulled our way through many rounds of 18. We’ve hit trees, wildlife, carts, sides of barns, even other golfers!

Oh well, no one’s ever gotten hurt…not seriously anyway. So we keep playing. But I remember the first time I legitimately thought I was going to see some actual damage as the result of a bad shot.

Playing down in Hilton Head, one of our FORE!some hooked his drive directly at a fairway condo. We all watched in horror, knowing exactly where the ball was headed. It could hit anywhere on the backside of that house…but it won’t. We all knew that ball’s only intention was to hit that sliding glass door. And we helplessly stared, tracking the balls flight for what seemed like hours, waiting for the inevitable sound of shattering glass. But it never came. By some minor miracle, the ball bounced off the glass and ricocheted around the deck five or six times, sounding like an episode of This Old House, before it disappeared in some tall grass, never to be seen again. A collective sigh of relief filled the tee box, and down the fairway we went.

Now had the ball actually broken that glass, while making for a great golf story, it would still pale in comparison to this guy (thanks for the link Jay). A 25 acre blaze. From the spark created by a metal club hitting a rock. Now THAT is a disastrous golf shot.

While there has been some speculation as to the truth behind this story (I, for one, believe the fire was much more likely started by a cigar or cigarette, but why would he ever admit to that?), it’s likely going to be recognized as the most disastrous golf shot, or at least one of golf’s tallest tales, of all time.

This gets me thinking about what other golf shots wound up in catastrophic results. So I need some help. What is the most unfortunate result of a golf shot you have ever hit or witnessed? Let’s even take it a step further. In the spirit Mr. California Wildfire, what is the best cover story you’ve ever heard or taken part in due to the result of an unfortunate golf shot?

So let’s hear from everyone! Oh, and by the way, if necessary…feel free to post anonymously.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: accident, bad golf shots, fire, Hilton Head

3-D Golf Swing System Helps Wounded Warriors

August 25, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

Back in March, I posted about how one man was able to help troops cope with life on the battle front by donating used golf balls and clubs. These service men and women use this equipment on make-shift driving ranges in Iraq and Afghanistan to help relieve stress and unwind. I’m happy to report that recently, the organization donated its one millionth club!

But what about the troops that have come home? Well there’s a grassroots movement from a small group called “Wounded Warrior Golf” that is working with Taylor Made to help wounded vets make rehabilitation more fun…by swinging a golf club.

The group is using 3-D motion capture swing analysis to help service men and women get back their full range of motion:

Using the high resolution system that helps Tour players and amateurs alike see their swing with 1/10 degree accuracy, we can show disabled Veterans how they are moving. The built-in biofeedback capability can then be used to help them move more efficiently.

Wounded Warrior Golf is donating a portion of the proceeds from this 3-D golf project to Quality Life Plus (QL+), an organization that “fosters and generates innovations to aid and improve the quality of life for those injured in the line of duty.”

Now the guys over at Wounded Warrior Golf are looking for a little publicity to help with their first charity golf tournament. The tourney (which is being held at the Harmon Golf and Fitness Club near Boston) is taking place on October 4th, with 100% of the profits going to QL+.

They still need a few golfers, but if you don’t live in the New England area, they could use donations too. Check out the golf tournament page on their site to help. It just feels right anytime you can use golf to help others…and helping our returning vets seems pretty right to me.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 3-d, harmon golf, ql+, quality life plus, taylor made, tournament, tourney, troops, wounded warrior golf

Proof I Joined the USGA (unpacking photos)!

August 19, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 5 Comments

usgaUnpacking01Back at the end of April, I posted on how I may actually fork over my $10 to become an official USGA member. One of the things we pride ourselves on here at Golfstinks is we don’t BS folks.

That being said (and to show I’m not a cheap bastard), I’d like to offer some proof I indeed joined the USGA. I have to tell you, I was more excited than I thought I would be when the package arrived at my doorstep. Now I realize I poked fun at the amenities one receives upon obtaining membership (the rule book I don’t need since I have the app, the God-awful US Open hat, etc.).

But much to my surprise, I did enjoy emptying the contents of the package to reveal my “officialness” to this legendary organization (OK, maybe they missed the apostrophe and capital “A” in my name…no big deal). But besides the enclosed goodies, I can take comfort in knowing I’ve helped support golf at the grassroots level.

Below are the unpacking photos and I must admit, the hat (though it’s going straight to my father) is not as bad as I thought. I’ll pass along the rule book to someone who doesn’t have the app version, and I know in my original post I mentioned those USGA bumper stickers – well guess what? No more stickers! One photo of note is the “tips” on the back of your name tag (it appears slow play is the biggest issue with golf today)…

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If you haven’t already, consider USGA membership – if not for the amenities, for how it helps the game.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: u.s. open, USGA

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