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Cry Me A River…All The Way To The Bank.

December 17, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Not too long ago I wrote about Mr. Woods and his public apology via an editorial HERE. We discussed how he has to stay in the lime-light no matter what. Well, here’s another boost there Tiger ol’ pal.

“NEW YORK (AP) – Tiger Woods’ humbling return to the public eye, from his televised confession to a winless season on the golf course, was voted the sports story of the year by members of The Associated Press.

There were 176 ballots submitted from U.S. news organizations that make up the AP’s membership. The voters were asked to rank the top 10 sports stories of the year, with the first-place story getting 10 points, the second-place story receiving nine points, and so on.

The Woods saga received 1316 points, with the Saints’ title getting 1215 and the NBA free agency frenzy coming in third with 1085.”

Unbelievable, sports story of the year. Let me get this straight; he cheats on his wife (a couple dozen times) and is served divorce papers. On top of that he didn’t win anything this year and he gets an award for this? Sports story of the year! I mean really, the AP couldn’t find a high school that overcame the odds and won a state championship or something that people will say “Wow, what a great story!”? WTF!

I understand it was a big story but…jeez…New Orleans gets destroyed, they rebuild and the first season back the Saints bring home a much needed Super Bowl trophy. Doing so they bring widespread joy and raise the morale a bit. That sounds like a “Sports Story of the Year” kind of story.

It looks like Mr. Woods truly is a natural born winner. Even when he loses he wins…and I’m not hating on the guy because of this. My problem is that he is a role model to kids and the press needs to be careful. I could just imagine some of his younger fans. “Mom, Dad look! Tiger got ‘Sports Story of the Year.’ Do you think one day I will get it too for being like him?”

Hit’em long…yell Fore!

For the complete story from Sports Illustrated click HERE.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Associated Press, golf stinks, golfstinks, tiger woods

Too Cold To Golf…

December 10, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 3 Comments

That’s right, up here in the Northeast winter time means no more golf for a few months. So, what I do is the next the best thing – surf the web! Actually, a few months back, John Jones, a friend of Golfstinks.com posted a video of a pretty cool golf shot he made. Check it out:


And to back it up, here’s another:

Pretty impressive there Johnny Boy! Any of you guys out there got something worth watching (such as these) post the link in the comment section.

Hit’em long…yell….SWISH?!?!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: amazing golf shots, golf basketball shot, golf stinks, golfstinks

Thank You!

December 4, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Every so often it helps to look back and reflect upon what you have accomplished or how you have gotten to certain point in life (good or bad I might add).

It’s pretty cool to think how roughly a year and 4 months ago we started this blog and thankfully had the opportunity to watch it develop. Speaking of being thankful, there’s a few thanks I would like to give.

First and foremost, all of our viewers because without anybody reading this we wouldn’t know what to do with ourselves and probably resort to our old ways of mugging people on golf courses. Seriously, it is an honor to have such a great bunch of people following our blog and words definitely can not express my gratitude. Thank you!

I want to thank my fellow stinky golfer brethren, Greg, Chris and Tom with whom I have embarked on this voyage. I figured I would make it official and put it in writing. So, thanks guys! It’s almost unreal to think how long we’ve been at this thing of ours (that would be referring to golfstinks and not cosa nostra if anyone was wondering).

Lastly, I want to thank all of those in the golf community that give me material to write about. Especially the ones that really mess up or do something stupid and give me a chance to poke at it. Hey, it’s all for entertainment, no hard feelings.

Hit’em long, yell FORE! Thanks again!

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Golf…A Game Of Averages?

November 26, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Literally, golf is dominated by averages. Besides the whole thing of handicapping and averaging your scores or figuring out your GIR or how many putts per round so on and so forth. Averages rule this roost…average golfers that is.

Power in numbers my friends and the best thing about that is every golfer is involved in the process of figuring out the “average” golfer. From scratch golfers to scratched-out-scorecard golfers, we are all tossed into the big ol’ number cruncher and voila – the average golfer is born.

I like to look at other numbers to average that are more realistic and mean more to my game. So here are a few of my criteria that help me determine where I stand.

  • How many balls did I lose?
  • How many Mulligans did I take?
  • How many clubs are broken or need repair?
  • How many obscenities did I use?
  • How many times did I yell “Fore!!!”?

You get the point. In this game of averages why not use some thing that makes sense. As an average golfer, if I went home after a round and told the warden or one of my buddies “Hey, today I averaged 2.4839409 putts per hole.” They could care less but if I told them that I only took 3 mulligans and only used the “F” word 7 times – they could relate!

How beautiful such an average word like “average” could be. Not to get all Sigmund Freud on this but, really good golfers (not all of them) must be pissed that they work so hard to be a scratch golfer and to have that score thrown in with likes of us regular golfers to determine the average. You know there is a permanent hair across their ass when they are behind a foursome of hacks. They sit there and bitch and moan about the group in front. Hey you pompous scratch golfers, maybe if you shot better the average golfers score would be higher… 🙂

Hit’em long…yell FORE!

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Victory Redefined

November 19, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

Normally, I do not foray into the personal life of pro golfers or non golfers for that matter but thanks to Newsweek they brought it to me. You see Mr. Woods has kindly written a little somethin’ somethin’ called “How I’ve Redefined Victory” – Right, and this is because he had a winless 2010 so he had to “redefine” victory?

Below are the first three paragraphs from his editorial. My issue is that he says golf is a self-centered game and that he thought he was invincible but now realizes that you need to depend on others as well…blah blah blah. So, why did he write “How I’ve Redefined Victory” – To let us know he’s a winner?

“Last November, everything I thought I knew about myself changed abruptly, and what others perceived about me shifted, too. I had been conducting my personal life in an artificial way—as if detached from the values my upbringing had taught, and that I should have embraced.

The physical pain from that car accident has long healed. But the pain in my soul is more complex and unsettling; it has been far more difficult to ease—and to understand. But this much is obvious now: my life was out of balance, and my priorities were out of order. I made terrible choices and repeated mistakes. I hurt the people whom I loved the most. And even beyond accepting the consequences and responsibility, there is the ongoing struggle to learn from my failings.

At first, I didn’t want to look inward. Frankly, I was scared of what I would find—what I had become. But I’m grateful that I did examine my life because it has made me more grounded than I’ve ever been; I hope that with reflection will come wisdom. Golf is a self-centered game, in ways good and bad. So much depends on one’s own abilities. But for me, that self-reliance made me think I could tackle the world by myself. It made me think that if I was successful in golf, then I was invincible. Now I know that, no matter how tough or strong we are, we all need to rely on others.”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not taking anything away from his accomplishments on the golf course or in the bedroom…Ohhhh! Badum! I just think that this editorial was more an attempt to keep his name in the media in a positive light. It’s not like he said anything different than his last swing at damage control. I don’t know…I guess if you put your personal stuff out there, people (like me) will take shots at you.

I do want to add that this is all done in humor and there is no ill intention. Tiger Woods does a lot for the community through his Tiger Woods Foundation.

Hit’em long…yell FORE! Don’t hate the player, hate the game…

To read Tiger Woods’ editorial click here.

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