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Golf…A Game Of Averages?

November 26, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Literally, golf is dominated by averages. Besides the whole thing of handicapping and averaging your scores or figuring out your GIR or how many putts per round so on and so forth. Averages rule this roost…average golfers that is.

Power in numbers my friends and the best thing about that is every golfer is involved in the process of figuring out the “average” golfer. From scratch golfers to scratched-out-scorecard golfers, we are all tossed into the big ol’ number cruncher and voila – the average golfer is born.

I like to look at other numbers to average that are more realistic and mean more to my game. So here are a few of my criteria that help me determine where I stand.

  • How many balls did I lose?
  • How many Mulligans did I take?
  • How many clubs are broken or need repair?
  • How many obscenities did I use?
  • How many times did I yell “Fore!!!”?

You get the point. In this game of averages why not use some thing that makes sense. As an average golfer, if I went home after a round and told the warden or one of my buddies “Hey, today I averaged 2.4839409 putts per hole.” They could care less but if I told them that I only took 3 mulligans and only used the “F” word 7 times – they could relate!

How beautiful such an average word like “average” could be. Not to get all Sigmund Freud on this but, really good golfers (not all of them) must be pissed that they work so hard to be a scratch golfer and to have that score thrown in with likes of us regular golfers to determine the average. You know there is a permanent hair across their ass when they are behind a foursome of hacks. They sit there and bitch and moan about the group in front. Hey you pompous scratch golfers, maybe if you shot better the average golfers score would be higher… 🙂

Hit’em long…yell FORE!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: average golfer, AVERAGE JOE, golf stinks, golfstinks

Requirements For Being A Stinky Golfer

May 8, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

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Stinky Golfer Pete (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

We here at Golfstinks.com love the game, so don’t let the name fool you. At some point, I’m pretty sure every golfer out there has voiced their opinion that “golf stinks” – whether it be half-heartedly or for the moment or on the whole. You see, this is the common factor that links the majority of golfers out there; we’re all alike in our not-so-great play. Do we quit and hang up the sticks? Hell no! We go out and buy more expensive ones.

So, about this stinking at golf thing. Take a look at these next ten questions:
1. Do you play or have you ever played some form of golf? (Driving ranges count, mini or putt-putt golf does not, and don’t tell me you are working on your putting. When the hell did a green ever have a clown’s mouth or windmill)?
 
2. Are you good?
 
3. Do you stink?
 
4. Do you own golf clubs or at least one golf club (not used for protection)?
 
5. Do you enjoy the game for the most part?
 
6. Do you create curse words on the course that makes holy water boil?
 
7. Do you use a golf ball to play (any kind, range balls included)?
 
8. Can you use a term from golfstinks.com’s Average Joe Golf Glossary to describe any part of your last round?
 
9. Can you recall that last great shot or memory you had on the course that’ll keep you coming back?
 
10. Are you going to golf again?
I’ll tell you what, if you answer yes to any of these requirements, you my friend, are part of a community – our community – of over 25 million members strong. Now get out there and play…(and of course, yell fore)!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: average golfer, AVERAGE JOE, stinky golfer

Public Golf vs. Private Club: Familiarity or Variety?

September 4, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | 5 Comments

Public golf course or private country club – which is better? It’s a debate that will continue on as long as the game of golf does. Unfortunately, it’s a rare occasion that your average weekend hack gets the opportunity to add a few divots to some exclusive private track. However, I was lucky enough to be given this chance and I can now offer my humble opinion. Right off the bat I can tell you, the country club life ain’t for everyone.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve played the very private TPC River Highlands (home of the Travelers Championship) right here in my home state of Connecticut, and it was downright amazing. The course itself was challenging, but not overbearing. The condition and maintenance of the course was exceptional and the staff was courteous and professional. All-in-all, this may have been the nicest course I’ve played up to this point. But, there’s more to this debate than just the course itself.

Some of the many fine points about TPC are rivaled by several public courses throughout the state at a fraction of the cost. At the time I played TPC, not only did I have to be invited by a member, but I had to shell out $180 to play. Other than Lake of Isles (ranked #85 on Golf Magazine’s Top 100 You Can Play for 2008) this would rank as the costliest course in the state. Not to mention the necessary membership fee, which at last check started at $13,500 per year and could reach as high as $36,000! Many courses throughout the state, and all of New England for that matter, feature beautiful scenery – something TPC was lacking a bit. Most courses have friendly and helpful staffs. Also, all of the upscale public courses throughout the state (99 out of 100 times) are well-maintained.

Further, there’s the stereotype of the typical private course golfer. You know the one – nose-in-the-air, can’t understand how or why you would want to play a public course…they have the “it’s private so it must be better” attitude. It is just a stereotype and I would imagine most private course members do not reflect this, but there was a guy like that in my foursome at TPC. In my experience both on-and-off the links, the private course member seems to take his game a little too serious – almost as if it’s a job. Whereas a typical public course player is more about the fun of the game and the camaraderie that goes along with it. Again, these are only stereotypes and to each his own, but I’m out there to have a good time.

In my own opinion, spending the money to play a beautiful private course is worth it…one time – if you’re invited or playing in a tournament there, go for it. But ultimately, I prefer variety. I guess I could understand if all your friends were members – but I would still want to travel around to various courses and experience the differences each has to offer. It seems to me playing a different course week-to-week adds something more to the game, rather than playing at the same place time and again. I’m not sure about you, but in today’s economy, I would feel committed to only playing on that one course if I were shelling out the monetary equivalent of a small car every year. And I’m a man…stereotypically I’m not supposed to be good with commitment.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: AVERAGE JOE, Golf Magazine, Lake of Isles, PGA TOUR, private course, public course, TPC River Highlands

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