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Trekkie Golf

January 22, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

star-trek-command-golf-balls-gold-set-of-12_360I’ll never forget the first time I heard someone tell me I was playing “Trekkie Golf” – I had just launched my drive way out of bounds. As we watched my ball disappear deep into the woods, one member of my foursome said; “I guess you’re playing Trekkie golf.”

We all turned and looked at this guy a bit confused. “Yeah, Trekkie golf,” he said. “Because your ball just went where no ball has gone before.”

Being a fan of Star Trek, I have since used that line whenever I get the opportunity (which is quite frequently amongst my foursome). In fact, we even added the term “Trekkie Golf” to the GolfStinks Golf Glossary.

However, beside this one reference, golf and Star Trek don’t share much in common together. After all, to many fans, Star Trek is a guilty pleasure. Unless you can put yourself in the same class as the the male cast members of The Big Bang Theory (who wear their love for Trek out in public…literally), then you are probably a closet Trekkie (or at least someone that doesn’t talk about it too much).

ultimate-star-trek-golf-bundle_360But now, the official website of Star Trek (startrek.com) has launched a line of golf accessories at its online store (shop.startrek.com). Now we Trek fans can show-off our Starfleet pride out on the golf course with balls; club-head covers; and a sweet Enterprise divot tool! And if you really want to garner some attention out on the links, you can also sport a Star Trek Uniform Polo (in your choice of three bright colors: command yellow, engineering red or science blue)!

So my fellow Trekkies (you know who you are) – let’s test your knowledge of golf and the Star Trek Universe. To win a sleeve of Star Trek golf balls (your choice of yellow, red or blue), come up with a Star Trek-related phrase that can be used out on the course. For example: “That ball went Warp speed into the undiscovered country!”

Once you’ve got your phrase, head over to our Facebook Page (facebook.com/golfstinks) and post it to our wall – that’s it! The phrase we feel is the best will win the free sleeve of balls!

Hit ’em Long and Prosper!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: giveaway, glossary, star trek, startrek.com, the big bang theory, trekkie golf

‘Tis the Season for a Giveaway!

December 24, 2013 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

With the season of giving upon us, we here at GolfStinks have decided to do a little giving ourselves.

Over the past year, we’ve given away a plethora of golf-related products, but we’ve never held a giveaway where more than one person wins at a time – but that’s all going to change today!

We have three items to give away:

golf genie pocket guideGift #1: The Golf Genie Pocket Guide
Small enough to fit in your golf bag and easy enough to understand; this pocket guide will help shave strokes off your score while you’re on the course! See our review here: http://golfstinks.com/blog/2010/06/golf-genie-is-genius_05.html

golf_excuse3Gift #2: The Golf Excuse Handbook: A Duffers Survival Guide
Learn how to lower your handicap without changing anything about your swing! This hilarious (and somewhat ingenious) book will teach you how to save-face with your golf buddies just by utilizing the fine art of excuse-making. See our review here: http://golfstinks.com/blog/2012/11/book-review-golf-excuse-handbook.html

GolfStinks_Logo_Golf_ShirtGift #3: A GolfStinks Golf Shirt
This 50/50 blend polo with embroidered GolfStinks logo on the left chest is the perfect conversation starter out on the course! The shirt retails for $30USD, but can be yours for free! Full details here: http://golfstinks.com/blog/product/golfstinks-logo-shirt

 

How to enter and win: Head over to our Facebook page (facebook.com/golfstinks) and comment on (not just “Like”) the wall post “‘Tis the Season for a Giveaway”  – that’s it! We’ll choose three winners at random and the first winner has his/her choice of one of the three items. The second winner will chose between the two remaining items, while the third and final winner will receive the last remaining item.

If you do any online golf betting, you’ll know the odds of winning things on the internet are slim. But with it being Christmas and us giving away three prizes, I’d say your chances of winning have just increased exponentially!

Good luck and Happy Holidays from GolfStinks!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: christmas, giveaway, golf genie, golfstinks polo shirt, the golf excuse handbook

POLL: Tell Us What You Want to Buy!

October 9, 2013 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

GolfStinks_Logo_Golf_ShirtSeveral months ago, a Twitter follower of ours contacted us asking to buy shirts with the GolfStinks logo on them. At the time, we had no such merchandise and expressed our apologies to the inquisitive follower.

Undeterred, the person recommended a company (www.showoffdesigns.net) that had done work for them in the past and suggested we give them a call. After some discussion internally and with the good folks over at Show-Off Designs, plus some time to implement a shop on golfstinks.com, we now have golf shirts for sale!

Now keep in mind, the shop is brand spanking new and the only item currently for sale is a white, 50/50 blend golf shirt with our logo embroidered on the left chest. It’s reasonably priced at $30 (USD) and we are hoping to get you even better deals with increased demand. So we invite you to support one of your favorite golf blogs by purchasing a GolfStinks Logo Golf Shirt and display proudly that you don’t take your game too seriously!

And keeping that in mind, what other (if any) merchandise would you be interested in buying from us? Take the poll below and let us know – after all, if one tweet could get us to sell golf shirts, who knows what this poll could do!

What would you like to buy from GolfStinks?

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golfstinks, logo, merchandise, poll, shirt, shop

It’s Monday and I’m On The Golf Course

September 16, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

It’s a nice feeling when you get to say “It’s Monday and I’m not at work.”  Everyone hates Mondays.  There’s a reason it’s not called “Blue Tuesday.”  No one gets a “Case of the Thursdays.”  No, we all start feeling that way about Mondays, usually, on Sunday mornings.  But when you have that Monday off from work, even though you have to go in on Tuesday, it somehow just doesn’t seem nearly as bad, does it?  But do you know what’s even better than being out of work on Monday?  Being on the golf course on Monday.

There’s been a few times where I’ve skipped out on work to play golf, and most times it’s been on a Monday.  And although I’ve included Wednesdays and Fridays as well, there’s nothing quite as liberating as standing on the first tee and saying to yourself “It’s Monday, and not only am I not at work, but I’m playing golf.”

So that leads me to some questions.  I began to wonder what is the most popular day for golfers to play hooky from work and hit the links.  But believe it or not, it seems there has been no clear research done on the subject.  But in my research, I’ve learned a couple of things.  For starters, it seems most golfers prefer to play on Saturdays vs. Sundays.  Not sure why as, again, no clear reasons are given.  However, if other golfers are anything like me, at least late in the season, I’ve mentioned how once football season starts my golf season comes to an abrupt end, or at least gets a change in schedule.  But that only explains from September on.  What about earlier in the season?  I have no answers.

Secondly, there is no real information about which days golfers will miss work most often to play golf.  Out of all of my research, strangely enough, I seemed to come across Tuesday quite often.  Really?  Tuesday?  I don’t think I’ve ever taken a random Tuesday off for any reason, let alone golf.  But that seemed to be the trend.

Anyway, my point is, at the time you are reading this, It’s Monday and I will not be at work.  Better yet, it’s Monday and not only am I not at work, but I’m playing golf.  So a question for all…when you’re going to skip out of work for a day to play golf, what day do you choose to take off?  Monday?  Friday?  Tuesday?!  I guess as long as you’re playing golf, it doesn’t really matter, does it?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life, Uncategorized Tagged With: football, football season, golf season, golf stinks, golfstinks, skipping work to play golf

How Golfers Look at Holidays

September 2, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Is it just me, or do all of us golfers look at holidays a little bit differently than everyone else?  For instance, many people look at Memorial Day or Independence Day as a day for get-togethers with friends and family.., cookouts, parties and fireworks.  Many look at Christmas as a time of giving, sharing and, again, gathering with family.  Golfers look at these days and times this way too.  However, they look at it other ways as well.

For starters, any holiday that gives us a day off from work is instantly thought of as an opportunity to play golf.  Sure, a Memorial Day cookout or Fourth of July party are great!  But maybe we could squeeze at least nine holes in before the party starts, right?  And being that this is Labor Day weekend, what do you think was the first idea that came to mind for having Monday off?  Obviously, golf.  This weekend however, was quickly shut down by the wife due to my choosing to attend a baseball game on Sunday.  Now, some yard work is on the docket for Monday.  Yard work…it gets you every time.

When Christmas time rolls around here in the northeast, obviously, playing golf is not an option for the next few months, at least.  So our attention shifts from playing golf to preparing to play golf.  What does this mean?  It means we ask for gifts pertaining to golf.  Forget the things we need.  We want golf gear.  We put together Christmas lists all related to golf.  We want….no…we need a new putter.  We need a new driver.  We need a new pair of golf shoes.  See what I’m getting at?

We golfers love to spend time with our families.  We love to have a get together, a party or cookout and spend time with others.  We just hope that part of that holiday off from work includes golf.  We love non-golfers.  We just have a little different way of showing it.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise, Uncategorized Tagged With: 4th of July, christmas, golf stinks, golfstinks, holiday, Independence day, Labor Day, memorial day, work holiday

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