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When Is It Too Hot To Play Golf?

July 6, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 6 Comments

How hot is too hot for golf? (photo by Mr.TinDC / CC BY-ND 2.0)
How hot is too hot for golf? (photo by
Mr.TinDC / CC BY-ND 2.0)

Monday afternoon, stinky golfers Greg, Pete and I were making our way through a round of 18. We’re somewhere on the back nine when Pete, after pushing a putt left of the cup, exhaustively states “It’s too hot to miss.”

Too hot to miss. That statement got a chuckle out of Greg and I. But, after I thought about it for a second, I came to realize that, at the time, truer words had never been spoken.

Here in Connecticut, we are in the midst of a record-breaking heat spell. We’re talking triple digits here. I’m not sure what the “official” temperature was, but I know the thermometer in my car hit 100 around 4:30 that afternoon, and the thermometer outside a local bank read 102 about the same time of day. So what could the temp have been around 1 or 2 o’clock? Bottom line, it’s hot. So, as far as Pete’s comment, is it too hot to miss…maybe it’s simply too hot to golf?

There comes a time every golf season when the mercury drops a bit too far down the ladder for golf. It’s an individual preference, but for me, that point is about 50 degrees. Once the temp drops below that 50 degree mark, golf will not happen that day for me. But I never thought about the other end of the spectrum. At what point is it too hot for golf?

Normally, I don’t take a cart. I like to walk the course. But I’ve made a personal rule; at 90 degrees, I take a cart. At that mark, I’ve decided, it’s too hot to walk. However, I’ve never set a mark where it’s just too hot to golf at all. Though I may have reached that point yesterday.

Riding the course sure does take a load off. But on a 100-degree day it made almost no difference. By the time I was midway through the back nine, I was toast. I stayed hydrated – two 20 oz. Gatorades and three 20 oz. waters – but I would immediately sweat out everything I put in. The only cure would have been an IV. But has anyone ever tried teeing off with a tube in their arm? Me either, but I’d imagine it’s pretty challenging.

So I’m implementing a new personal rule. I now have a 50 degree temperature range within which the sport of golf will occur in my life. I’ll call it “The 50-degree rule.” When the temperature drops below 50 degrees or rises above 100 degrees, I will not golf that day.

Does anyone else get this idea in their head? At what point is it too hot or too cold for your golfing preference? Or, does it not matter to you? Will you play in freezing temps if the opportunity is there? Would you carry a personal air conditioner if you could just to play golf that day?

Let us hear from you. How does the temperature affect your golfing decisions?

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: gatorade, golf cart, golf season, heat spell, hot, too hot for golf

My Job Is Interfering With My Golf

May 10, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

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Why can’t we golf 40 hours a week and work 4? (photo by Andrew Leddy / CC BY 2.0)

It’s that time of year again. We’re in early May. The weather is getting consistently nicer. The temperature is rising. Leaves are on the trees and the grass is green. It’s the beginning of golf season and I’m looking forward to spending more time out on the golf course. But there’s one thing that’s getting in my way…my job.

As some of you may already know, I’ve been out-of-work for a pretty long time now. But, those days are now gone. By the time you read this, I’ll be in the midst of my first day at the new job.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited to get back into the swing of things. I’m looking forward to a fresh start. But the problem is…the timing. I’m starting this job right at the beginning of golf season – The timing couldn’t be worse!

The hours are normal and it’s a Monday-Friday gig, so my weekends are still free. But imagine going into golf season with all of your days open…And you’re not even retired!! I’ve been looking forward to this all winter. Then the time finally comes and…BAM! I get a job. My dream golf season is over before it even got started. Imagine, I went from having all of my days free during the winter when I couldn’t do a thing, to feeling like I’m going to have the same free time in the summer. Then, it’s all just stripped away from me in the blink of an eye.

Well, I guess the job is more important…for now. But it sure would have been nice. For one winter, I was able to almost understand what it feels like to be retired and a golfer. It was so close that I could just about taste it. It was right there!

I guess if there’s a silver lining to this cloud, it’s the experience I had. The feeling I was given. The hope I felt. I now have something to look forward to in my golfing future. I will work that much harder toward retirement. I need to know if it’s going to be as good as I had hoped it would. I’ll get there. It’s just a matter of time.

But right now, it’s time for bed. You know, with tomorrow being the first day of work and all.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf season, job, work

First Time On The Golf Course

May 3, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

Photo by Chris Chirico
Photo by Chris Chirico

A few months ago, late last golf season, I wrote about teaching the game to my oldest son. He purchased his own clubs with his birthday money and we hit the range a few times to get some work in before he hit an actual course. Unfortunately, there just wasn’t enough time left in last year’s golf season to ever make it out.So we hit the range a few more times, went to the indoor facility, and worked on our swings over the winter in anticipation of getting out on a course next season. Well, a few days ago, the time finally came.

However, I wondered where and when I was going to take him. Knowing his skill level, it didn’t seem like a great idea to take him out on a weekend morning where we were going to slow down everyone around us. Also, taking him to play 18 on a course with a few 500 yard holes didn’t seem wise yet either. I really wanted to avoid a par-3 course because I wanted him to have some variety on the holes and keep him from getting bored with the game. Then it came to me – an executive course! It’s perfect! I have one right in town. It’s nine holes, none longer than 290 yards but much more variety than a par-3 course. But now the question is, when do we go? Again, I’m trying to avoid slowing down all the golfers around us.

Fortunately, he’s not only a pretty good athlete, he’s also a pretty good student. So after receiving honors at school for the second time this year, I used that to reward him with a day off during the week and a round of golf. His mother wasn’t too happy about him missing a day of school for golf, but I explained that I’m taking him out no matter what. I told her the choices were either we golf or go to the “gentleman’s club.” OK, before anyone freaks out, that’s just a joke. So Friday morning around 11:00, we teed off for the first time.

Photo by Chris Chirico
Photo by Chris Chirico

His opening drive, of course, slices directly into the parallel fairway. We laugh it off and I tell him not to let it bother him – I promised he’ll get to see me do that a few times today also. And I delivered on my promise.

It was amazing to see him progress from hole #1 to hole #9. It was like he was improving right before my eyes. By the time we hit the seventh, his slice was almost gone! There wasn’t much distance to his shots, but they were pretty straight for the most part. His putting left something to be desired, but there’s plenty of time to work on that.

As the round went on, I made sure to teach him not only the rules of the game, but the unwritten rules of etiquette as well. Not wanting to overwhelm him, I tried to fill him in on as we moved along. Simple things like staying quiet during someones swing, not stepping in someones line, etc…

By the end of the round it was clear this is another sport at which, if he sticks with it, he will excel also. Obviously, I gave him some mulligans and didn’t count a drop here and there. But nevertheless his final score, not that it matters, wasn’t too bad. He even managed to beat me on the eighth hole!

The best part about seeing him play, for me anyway, was that he never took it too serious. He didn’t get upset with himself after a bad shot and he didn’t let a bad shot affect his next one. He smiled and laughed throughout the round. He played the game exactly as you would expect a kid to play it, while still trying to do well. As a matter of fact, the most serious I saw him the entire day was when I let him drive the cart for two holes!

We wrapped the day up by talking about the round over a large pizza and a few sodas. We both looked forward to playing again and will certainly do so for, hopefully, many more summers to come. Although, I did let him know, I’m not always going to be easy on him. Mulligans, believe it or not, aren’t an actual part of the game.

Truth is though, I’m going to have to be hard on him to keep him from beating me soon. But something tells me there’s not much I’m going to be able to do about that.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: #growgolf, driving range, executive course, first time golfing, golf etiquette, golf season, indoor golf facility, par 3 course

Keeping Yourself in Golf Shape

November 4, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

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John Daly (photo by Keith Allison / CC BY 2.0)

So it’s November and, for the most part, the golf season has wound down. Sure, there will be a few beautiful days left, but not quite enough to warrant consideration of an extended season. So what to do? Without golf, what’s to occupy your Saturday afternoons? I suppose you could always get some work done around the house. Maybe you can clean out the basement that your wife has been hounding you about since last winter? Nah….I’ve got a better idea. How about keeping yourself in “golf shape?”

Golf shape. That’s a funny term. Think about it. It’s not like the word “shape” is preceded by “football” or “basketball” or any sport which really requires an athlete to be in peak physical condition. Well, not us stinky golfers anyway. If we were out on tour, then I can understand it. But playing a game of Nassau with a few other stinky golfers during a round of eighteen which is sandwiched between a few rounds of beer? You could probably guess that “golf shape” is not first and foremost on my list of New Year’s resolutions. As a general rule of thumb, I pretty much believe that if you can consume an alcoholic beverage during the activity you are performing…and it quite possibly makes you better…that activity may not be considered a “sport.” Bowling of course comes to mind.

Take a look at that picture of John Daly up there. Now I’ve got myself a gut, but I like to believe that it doesn’t look much like his. Also, is that an adult beverage in his hand? Thing is, he could look like he does, be as unhealthy as he may be and play at six in the morning with a hangover…and on my best day, he will still beat me like a four-year-old at Wal-Mart!

My point is, golf shape doesn’t necessarily have much to do with your physical condition. Too out of shape to walk eighteen? Just take a cart! No, golf shape is more about your mechanics and the act of the swing…not what the person swinging the club looks like. So in lieu of heading out to the course, maybe you should take a Saturday here or there and head to a decent practice facility.

Here in the beautiful northeast, out of necessity, many of the local driving ranges feature heated stations. After all, how much business would they do during the winter months if customers just had to stand out in the cold? Instead, you turn a knob and just like that, heat is reflected down on you from the roof above.

Don’t want to stand outside? Me either. So I head to an indoor facility. At a large indoor facility, I can work on just about every facet of my game. The one I choose to use contains a driving area, an area for irons, chipping area, putting green and even a couple of bunkers! If you’re in the mood for more than just practice and are looking for a little competition, they also have a couple of simulators. Also, if you need a little help with something, there’s a PGA Pro right on-site.

So maybe, like me, you’re stuck with some projects around the house. Who isn’t? Maybe you have some other involuntary commitments that are getting in your way. Whatever the tie-up may be, you can’t let that crap take over your golf life! Get yourself out to one of these places and get to work. With any luck, you can hit the course next season looking more like Jack Nicklaus than a Jackass.

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: driving range, golf course, golf season, golf shape, indoor golf facility, John Daly, PGA pro, practice facility

Reflections on another Stinky Golf Season

October 26, 2009 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Golf Hole From Hell
Airways Golf Course (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

No matter how bad you play, your worst round is still ahead of you. Golf is a game of numbers and since the numeric system is infinite you can always pick your head up after shooting a 153 and say “Could of been worse, coulda’ shot a 154…” Albeit if you shot a 153 – I’m sure somewhere along the line you cheated and should have a 163. Just saying, I’ve done it…I mean I never shot a 153 but…Ok! Ok! I’ve had scores that equalled the top speed of a Porsche…happy now?

What is it about this game that keeps me coming back though? Is it that one nice drive I had? Or that birdie on the 18th hole? Does my geographic location come into play – unlike warmer climates where you can play year-round, do I dream about playing during the off-months? Yes, yes, yes and also, for me, golf is a chance to get together with friends and for those few hours I don’t have to worry about anything. A chance to act like a child, within moderation of course, have a few laughs (and beers) and go home* (*home is the secret word for the closest bar, wink, wink).

That being said, I guess it’s nearing the end of the golfing season here in the northeastern part of the US, and all that’s left are memories of this past year. So, not trying to be sentimental and what not, I’ll miss heading out in the middle of summer where the humidity is so bad you ask yourself “Why am I here right now?” I’ll miss hitting a great shot and follow it up with four or five not so great shots and still have to chip to get on. I’ll miss pulling the old “unhooking my playing partners’ golf bags from the cart so when they take-off, the bags fall off” gag.

I envy golfers that live in warmer climates and can hack year round. Well, actually that means I have a better chance at shooting a crappier round more frequently. Remember it’s a game of numbers. Throughout the years of my golf “career” I’ve heard some funny sayings and one that stuck with me goes right along with the “numbers” thing. What other game can you yell “Fore”, shoot a six and write down a five? So the game of numbers goes on. My number now? That would be 6. Six months till the 2010 season! Man, I love this game!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf season, worst round

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