Check out Stinky Golfer Greg being interviewed on The Golf Club Radio Show with Danielle Tucker. Ms. Tucker questioned Greg on all sorts of topics, including Golfstinks; slow play; and lost balls. She hosts the program (which can also be heard online) each week from Hawaii and the interview, conducted in 2012, came just after Greg’s trip to Maui last April, where he played the famed Kapalua!
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The articles in this category are the epitome of the GolfStinks ethos. Here's where you'll learn how to take the frustration out of your golf game!
Pro Golfer vs. Hack: Who has It Tougher?
If someone had asked me a few years ago who has it tougher – a pro golfer vs. a hack, I would have said pro. Today, I might have to reconsider. I never really gave this question much thought until watching a bit of a tournament recently. To sum it up, one of the golfers interviewed complained about having a “really bad day.” And then it hit me like a ton of bricks. How bad can this guy’s day have been? I mean, really, come on.
Somebody please tell me how bad it is to be playing golf professionally. I’m missing something here. Last time I checked it is very rare to actually like what you do, never mind getting paid out the backside to do so. Looking deeper into this, there are some key points that have been overlooked.
So, who has it tougher out there on the course? In order to answer this I feel we should start with the days leading up to the round. In a pro’s world, they prepare for their next round by…playing golf…because that’s what they do. And this is not to mention how much help pros get while their playing.
A hack’s preparation for an upcoming round is usually a full week’s worth of work at a job they hate so they can pay for the round. Couple that with some ball-breaking on the home front and toss in the stresses of being a middle class working stiff. Now, who’s ready for some golf?
Let’s look at what goes down during the actual round of golf. The pro is met with all types of fanfare. Their bags and what-not are tended to immediately. Not to mention their accommodations aren’t too shabby either. It is an overall warm welcome.
Now, the hack on the other hand is met with a starter that is so old and confused he has to double check your receipt because he thought you already teed off…and it’s 7:00 AM (plus the stench of that half smoked cigar he’s been chewing on for three days doesn’t help). You wait all week for this round and end up pissing yourself off because you got a snowman on the second hole…and it’s a par 3. You see where I’m going.
The point is the average hack, in my opinion, has it harder. I’m not saying the pro is privileged or special, they worked hard to get where they are. All I’m saying is that if you are in a position where your work is playing golf and you’re making a lot of money, don’t complain about having a bad day. YOU ARE PLAYING GOLF…FOR MONEY.
Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!
Golfers are Frugal; Despite Playing a lot of Golf and Losing a Ton of Balls
So every year around this time, we here at GolfStinks review the results of golf polls we’ve conducted in the previous year. From asking how often you throw your clubs (2010) to answering the question “is golf a sport” (2011), we have started some interesting debates!
Well, in 2012 we posed a whole new set of golf-related questions and the results from five of those polls are below. See how golfers voted:
In November of 2012, Stinky Golfer Greg announced his irons were getting on in age…8 seasons on to be exact. Was that too long? He wanted to know how often you get new clubs. Well, 30% of you get new sticks every 4-5 years, while 23% get them every 2-3 years. No one said they got new clubs every year, but 45% wait at least 6 years or longer (in fact, 15% hang on to the same set for 10 years or more)! I guess Greg has a couple more years to go!
Around the same time the golfing world was debating the new belly putter rule, we wanted to know if the type of putter really matters from a technical stand point, or is putter style a matter of personal taste? Well, 40% of you said the type of putter one uses doesn’t matter – if you practice, you can putt with any of them! On the other hand, 31% said the technology and design of putters does make a difference in putting ability. Meanwhile, 28% claimed that while all putters are basically the same, the look and feel of a putter can make a mental difference while putting. Hmm, very interesting.
Back in June, we wanted to know how much you spend on a set of irons. This was a tight race, but edging all the others was the price range of $300-$600 (32%). Nearly as many of you (29%) are frugal and spend less than $300 on your clubs. But almost as many (27%) have deeper pockets and spend between $601-$900! Finally, while only 2% of you spend between $901-$1,200, 8% spend over $1,200! Anyway, it looks like $600 or less is the happy zone for most golfers.
More recently, we asked you how many rounds of golf you play in a season. Well, 35% said they play between 26-50 rounds annually, while 27% play between 10-25 times a year. Meanwhile, 10% play between 51-75 times and 16% play between 76-100 times annually. Just 8% play less than 10 times a year but only 2% play over 100 rounds in a season. On a side note, the number of rounds per year in the U.S. has actually been going up.
Our final poll was from last May and asked golfers how many balls they lose (on average) per round. The majority of you (51%) admit to losing 1 sleeve or 3 balls per round! Twelve percent of you are good enough (or are good enough liars) to not lose any! How about 2 sleeves (6 balls)? That would be 28% of you! Three sleeves (9 balls)??? Yep – 6% of you! One entire box of 12 balls???? Just 1% of you. No wonder golf balls are the number one thing left behind at the golf course!
We at GolfStinks sure are looking forward to the 2013 polls! Stay tuned…
2012 Top 10 Golf Stinks Posts
So another year has come and gone. And while we’ll ring-in 2013 with much fanfare tonight, let’s take a moment and reminisce a little, shall we?
It’s time to unveil our top ten posts of 2012 (based on page hits)!
Enjoy…
Number 10
Why You’re to Blame for Slow Play – At the beginning of April, Stinky Golfer Greg discussed a familiar sore-spot in golf: Slow play. But where he points the blame just might surprise you!
Number 9
The Gluttony of Golf – In May, Stinky Golfer Greg stirred up some controversy after proclaiming there are too many golf courses in the world…and that they are contributing to our toxic environment.
Number 8
Golf Gadgets; WTF? (Part 3) – In his continuing series on zany golf training aids, Stinky Golfer Pete offers-up his latest batch of sucker gadgets!
Number 7
What To Do With Your Crappy Golf Gifts? – Ever get golf gifts from people who mean well, but really have no clue about golf? Well this seems to happen on a regular basis to Stinky Golfer Greg!
Number 6
Bubba Watson Plays With His Pink Shaft – While initially poking fun at Bubba, Stinky Golfer Pete ultimately commends him on his philanthropic efforts.
Number 5
What is Golf Art? – There’s no shortage of golf trinkets and knickknacks to be festooned in your home, but can it be considered art? Back in January Stinky Golfer Greg took a deep dive into the creative side of golf.
Number 4
The Things We Lose On the Golf Course – In April, Stinky Golfer Greg compiled a list of things we golfers are always leaving behind on the course – and the most left behind thing just might surprise you!
Number 3
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Anyone Ever Golf in Hawaii? – In February, Stinky Golfer Greg announced he was headed on a family vacation to Hawaii. While his family wanted to know where they should stay and what they should do, Greg wanted to know only one thing…where he should golf!
Number 2
A Perception of Golf by Age Groups – Back in March, Stinky Golfer Chris explained why younger people perceive golf differently than older folks, while giving a bit of advice for the youngsters too!
And receiving the most page views in 2012…
Number 1
5 Reasons They Quit Golf – At the beginning of March, Stinky Golfer Greg examined why golfers would want to quit this wonderful game we all know and love.
Related Posts:
The Top Golf Stinks Blog Posts of 2011
The Top Golf Stinks Blog Posts of 2010
The Top Golf Stinks Blog Posts of 2009
Golf Drinks 101.
Arnold Palmer is not only a great golfer, it’s also the name of a half iced tea half lemonade beverage. John Daly is also the name of a pro golfer and also the name of a beverage (pretty much an an Arnold Palmer with vodka, if you will). I’m pretty sure most people know what an “Arnold Palmer” is and if you didn’t know what a “John Daly” was, you do now.
- Kevin Na – Named after his incredibly slow play, this beverage is 100% molasses in a glasses.
- Sergio Garcia – Somebody call the waaaaambulance. This beverage is red wine, chopped fruit, lots of tears – stirred with a middle finger.
- Greg Norman – A ridiculously expensive glass of wine. How else can he pay his alimony?
- Tiger Woods – 1 part gatorade…wait, he lost that endorsement. Screw it, indulge yourself in whatever you want… just like Tiger. Ba-dum!!!
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