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Great Golf Courses are Meant to be Played…By Everyone

March 27, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

golf stinks, golfstinksI was standing on the 1st tee at Kapalua Resort in Maui, thinking to myself; “Should I really be playing this course?”

Should I really be spending my hard-earned money on a golf course that’s going to kick my butt up and down each and every fairway? Where, when I finally get to the green, the putting surface is so difficult, nothing ever goes in – as if every hole is wearing a chastity belt?

Why on earth would I want to put myself through that torture? I have an 18 handicap – Am I out of my mind? Shouldn’t I be at a smaller, easier course instead of one where tour pros grace the fairways on a regular basis?

And for that one fleeting moment – in the time it took me to bend over and put my tee in the ground – I doubted a philosophy that I have held dear for nearly 20 years: That you don’t have to be good at golf to play a good golf course.

But it was only a moment. By the time I was addressing my ball, the thoughts in my mind had changed from the course demolishing me, to me demolishing it. I was literally going to rip that course apart – with beaver pelt-sized divots for the 100+ swings I was about to take – I was going to need both of the sand/seed mixture bottles on the cart. And most importantly, I was going to enjoy every minute of it.

So many average golfers allow themselves to be intimidated by a good golf course. If the high greens fees don’t deter them before even stepping foot on the course, the view from the first tee box surely might. You know how the story goes from there: They play a wretched round, blame the course, regret “throwing their money away,” and vow to never play a so-called upscale golf course again – all because they’re “not good enough golfers.”

What a bunch of B.S. Who says you have to be good at something in order to love it? If that were an actual law, 90% of golfers would have to quit the game because they stink. I’m sorry, but when was the last time you heard something like this: “You know, I’ve been playing golf for 40 years now and I still can’t shoot anywhere near par. I guess it’s time to quit.” The thing is, you don’t hear stuff like that because people don’t play golf because they are good at it – they play golf because they love it.

So if you love golf, you shouldn’t hesitate to play an awesome golf course if the opportunity presents itself – no matter how badly it’s probably going to beat you up. As long as you play from the correct tee box, you have nothing to fear – tee off and enjoy. And don’t worry about your score – playing a legendary course or even a local “upscale” course isn’t about playing well, it’s about experiencing the best the game has to offer – and by keeping that in perspective, you’ll never regret forking over the hefty the greens fees.

My round at Kapalua was simply amazing. Sure, I put one in the Pacific Ocean on the signature hole (OK, I put two in). But the course was gorgeous; the scenery unreal; and the weather beautiful. And the cherry on top? I broke 100 with a 96! Now that even surprised me! Great golf courses are meant to be enjoyed… by everyone. Golf is a game, and you should have fun playing it.

This post originally appeared on AmericanGolf.com‘s blog here: http://www.americangolf.com/blog/golf-courses/great-golf-courses-are-meant-to-be-played-by-everyone.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf, great golf course, hawaii, kapalua, maui, pacific ocean

Golfstinks.com on The Golf Club Radio Show!

March 5, 2013 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

Check out Stinky Golfer Greg being interviewed on The Golf Club Radio Show with Danielle Tucker. Ms. Tucker questioned Greg on all sorts of topics, including Golfstinks; slow play; and lost balls. She hosts the program (which can also be heard online) each week from Hawaii and the interview, conducted in 2012, came just after Greg’s trip to Maui last April, where he played the famed Kapalua!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: danielle tucker, golf, golf club radio show, hawaii, kapalua, maui

Kapalua Caps Maui Vacation

May 2, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

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You may recall I had planned a trip to Hawaii (specifically Maui) for this April. We had finalized the trip rather late in the game (just two months prior to departure) and it took till the week before for me to realize I was about to embark on a journey to paradise.

But once reality set in, I was excited: We had booked tickets to a luau; bought passage on a whale watching boat where we could also snorkel; planned quality time loafing on the beach; and I had set aside a few hours to sneak in a round of golf.

But this wasn’t going to be just any round of golf – no sir. I had a tee-time booked at Kapalua. The resort community features two legendary golf courses (one is host to the PGA Tour’s Hyundai Tournament of Champions) and both are designed by one legendary golfer – Arnold Palmer.

Let me begin by saying Maui is gorgeous. It’s truly a heavenly landscape, complete with sun-drenched palms and misty mountains – visions that have a way of relaxing every bone in your body just by being aware of your surroundings.

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But Kapalua kicks it up a notch. Set between the mountains and the ocean, there are views that will leave you breathless – not only of the palm tree-litterd coastline, but of the course itself. For example, the par 3, 5th hole on The Bay Course (see photo at right) requires sailing your tee shot over the crashing surf, past a stretch of caliche and onto a green flanked by three traps.

Beyond the views, the course is immaculate. Despite the tee-boxes and greens having recently been aerated (which you can tell in the photos), the ball still rolled true and steady. The fairways were cut to perfection, while the rough was tough, but not impossible.

Before my round, I spoke a bit to the Sales and Marketing Manager, Dustin Irwin. With management of the courses recently transferred to Troon Golf, Dustin was excited about the upgrades being made. For example, all the carts are new and electric – complete with a built-in cooler for your preferred beverage and a state-of-the-art GPS system where each hole features its own video fly-over! And of course, Kapalua is doing its part to conserve – water is rationed and reused and environmental areas maintained and protected.

If you’re like me and only end up playing one round in Hawaii, there’s no need to lug your clubs along – Kapalua is stocked with complete sets of clubs from Titleist (I actually may have been sold on that 910D2 driver – was hitting the tar out of it).

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The round took just 3.5 hours. Typically, when you play at that pace, it’s on a course you know well. At Kapalua, I took time to snap some photos (as can be seen in this post) and enjoy myself. Yet the group behind us was always a good hole back, and I don’t remember seeing anyone ahead of us. Perhaps it was the time of year, but I felt relaxed and comfortable the entire time.

We capped off the day in Kapalua’s Pineapple Grill restaurant, where I soaked in wonderful course views on the patio while sipping on a deliciously strong Mai Tai. And if the fish and chips I ordered were any indication, both the Pineapple Grill’s libations and food are well-worth a post-round visit.

Overall, Kapalua is awesome and deserving of a round if you’re visiting Maui. While the Ritz-Carlton is on the premises, we stayed about 30 minutes south in the cute little touristy town of Lahaina (nothing against the Ritz, but it’s a little too ritzy for my blood).

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Speaking of costs, neither course at Kapalua is cheap: The Bay Course is right around $200, while The Plantation Course is just under $300. But twilight rates begin at 1PM – where not just the greens-fees drop considerably, but so does the price of club rentals. And further discounts can be had should you decide to stay at the Ritz.

Bottom line: Maui was fantastic: I throughly enjoyed myself at the Luau; experienced some of the best snorkeling around; got to spy a mom and calf whale in the Pacific (though half of my boat was sea sick by that time); and played one of the top golf courses in the world. If you ever have the chance to visit, don’t pass it up – it truly is a paradise.

Filed Under: Golf Destinations Tagged With: bay course, Course review, hawaii, Hyundai, kapalua, lahaina, luau, maui, pineapple grill, plantation course

Anyone Ever Golf in Hawaii?

February 22, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 8 Comments

Kapalua on the island of Maui is a must-play in Hawaii (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Me and my big mouth…

So a couple of years ago, my wife and I; my in-laws; and my sister-in-law and her husband were on a family vacation in the Florida Keys.

One evening, while lounging under a few palm trees and sipping on some rum-based concoction, my aforementioned gigantic mouth blurts out: “Hey, next time, we should go to Hawaii!”

The next day, my wife reminded me of how crazy my suggestion was: “Hawaii? You realize I’m pregnant, right? When will we have time to go to Hawaii with a baby?” “Relax,” I told her. “Your sister is pregnant too. It was late, I had a few in me – no one took me seriously. We’re not going to Hawaii…trust me.”

Fast forward to present day. It’s midnight and I just spent the last several hours online booking our flights to Hawaii. Maui, to be exact. Turns out my sister-in-law not only took me very seriously, but considered my suggestion a splendid idea to boot (babies or no babies).

Anyone ever try to book a vacation to Hawaii from the East Coast of the United States with a toddler in tow? Making the trip all in one day is an impossibility (our son would be off the wall by the 8th hour in). So we have to break-up our flights.

Initially, I tried to fly into LA and then catch a non-stop flight to Maui the next day, but it turns out to be much cheaper to go to San Diego first, then to LA and then to Maui. Yep – a flight from LA to Maui was like $300 more per-person than a flight from San Diego to LA to Maui (same airline). WTF?

Of course, you can’t go to San Diego with a toddler and not go to the zoo. So we’re flying into San Diego two days before our flight to Maui (via LA) and going to the zoo (now I know why I was saving all my hotel points…geesh).

So, when we finally get to Hawaii, we’ll have seven days to lounge under a few palm trees while sipping on a Mai Tai (AKA: a rum-based concoction) – which is just enough time for my fat yap to suggest we all go to Greece next.

All that being said, I’m pleased to report there will be time for a round of golf while I’m in Maui…But where should I play?

Since we’re staying on the west coast of the island, I feel like Kapalua Plantation (home of the Hyundai Tournament of Champions) should be high on my list. Anyone ever play there?

How about other suggestions? I’ll probably only have time for one round so I want to make it count. But Kapalua is pushing $300 and this trip is costing me a small fortune already – perhaps there’s another awesome course with lower greens fees? Don’t get me wrong, I’ll go a bit more in debt for Kapalua, but I just wanted to weigh all my options first.

My trip is in April – any suggestions beforehand would be greatly appreciated! And I plan on posting about my experience on whichever course I end up playing, so stay tuned for that too.

Wish me luck!

Filed Under: Golf Destinations Tagged With: hawaii, kapalua, maui, travel

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