Arnold Palmer is not only a great golfer, it’s also the name of a half iced tea half lemonade beverage. John Daly is also the name of a pro golfer and also the name of a beverage (pretty much an an Arnold Palmer with vodka, if you will). I’m pretty sure most people know what an “Arnold Palmer” is and if you didn’t know what a “John Daly” was, you do now.
Do you see a trend emerging in the golf/beverage sector? I do. And I want to be on the leading edge. So, I thought I would take the liberty and create some new beverages named after golfers. Here we go:
- Kevin Na – Named after his incredibly slow play, this beverage is 100% molasses in a glasses.
- Sergio Garcia – Somebody call the waaaaambulance. This beverage is red wine, chopped fruit, lots of tears – stirred with a middle finger.
- Greg Norman – A ridiculously expensive glass of wine. How else can he pay his alimony?
- Tiger Woods – 1 part gatorade…wait, he lost that endorsement. Screw it, indulge yourself in whatever you want… just like Tiger. Ba-dum!!!
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week…try the salmon.
Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!
I think drinks plays a very important role in the game of golf. The various golfers are suppose to grab a refreshing drink in the midst of the game so that they can surely concentrate on the game. The above post about the iced tea half lemonade is quite a significant aspect to be known about.