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Tiger: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…

February 19, 2010 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

*UPDATE* – Did we even need a press conference? You could have just read our post from the night before! (see below)

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Tiger Woods is going to hold a press conference tomorrow at 11 AM EST; Well, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. You mine as well play the video of A-ROD from last spring training and just superimpose Tiger’s face over Alex’s.

Do we even need a press conference? I’ll tell you what’s going to happen right now, 12 hours BEFORE the camera’s turn on: He’s going to apologize. Apologize for all his transgressions. Apologize to his wife. Apologize to his children. Apologize to his fans. Tell us how he made a mistake(s) and conjure up a few tears for good measure.

Basically, he’ll go through the motions of what public relations professionals call a good strategy. Good strategy: Mark McGuire last month. Bad Strategy: Mark McGuire at the 2005 congressional hearings.

Tomorrow is all about PR. Tiger doesn’t even have to be 100% believable. And that’s the thing – these days, you admit your mistakes and all is forgiven. After tomorrow, Tiger will be back on track to rejoining the tour. Like it or not, it’s going to be that easy.

So, we should all stop wondering what’s going to happen tomorrow and start wondering what the odds are of Tiger winning the grand slam this year.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: a-rod, mark mcguire, press conference, public relations, tiger woods

The Return of Tiger Woods to Championship Form

January 4, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

With all of the negative attention thrust upon Tiger Woods lately (albeit by his own doing) and the constant bad news we all hear on an almost daily basis, I for one have begun to grow tired of the circus it has become. Quite frankly, it’s just getting boring and old now. Actually, it’s well beyond that point. Between the photos of Elin without her ring, stories of impending divorce, meetings with the local police department, reports of sponsors dropping like flies and even now the steroid rumors, I’m almost starting to feel bad for the guy. Further, I’m starting to feel that someone should attempt to again shed a positive light on a great golfer who, despite his “transgressions,” is a charitable, giving human being who has done much for many people in many communities. But that someone is not me.

Instead, I’m looking at the Tiger Woods revitalization project from a slightly different angle. My feeling is, at this point, many people are no longer concerned with Tiger Woods the golfer. They are now concerned with nothing more than Tiger Woods the name. I’m willing to bet the majority of people who follow the Tiger Woods drama are not even golf fans. They are simply interested in the name, not the person. Well, I think it’s time we reassociate the name Tiger Woods with a champion.

What if I was to introduce you to a Tiger Woods that no one knows? A Tiger Woods still associated with winning tournaments. A Tiger Woods who is probably encouraged to have “relations” with several other females, and everyone around him is OK with it! Sound crazy? Well it’s not. Ladies and gentlemen….I give you….Tiger Woods:

Tiger Woods is a seven year old (soon to be eight) Scottish Deerhound. He has won four tournaments over the past two years including back-to-back best in breed winners at the prestigious 2008 and 2009 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He also had a strong showing at the 2008-2009 American Kennel Club Dog Show, finishing second in his breed.

When asked about the choice of the Tiger Woods name for her dog, owner Gayle Bontecou (who is an avid golfer) responded, “He’s really good. They both are total athletes” You’ll get no argument from me.

And in case anyone was wondering about the “relations,” or “breeding” as it’s called in dog show circles, the answer is yes – Tiger Woods does carry the moniker “baby daddy.” Tiger is father to a bundle of joy by the name of…..Ping. Ping? Not Nike? Or Sumo? Sasquatch? I guess Ms. Bontecou is only a fan of the man….not the equipment.

So there you have it. The name Tiger Woods is once again associated with a great competitor, champion and “total athlete.” The Tiger Woods revitalization project is now off the ground. Please join me in my quest to restore order to the world of Woods. Thank you.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: American Kennel Club, athletes, Elin, golf equipment, Nike, Ping, Sasquatch, scottish deerhound, Sumo, tiger woods, Westminster Kennel Club

Why I Don’t Follow the PGA Tour: A Negative Side of "The Tiger Woods Effect"

December 14, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Steve Stricker
Steve Stricker
Quick…who is #2 on the PGA money leaders list? Wrong. He’s third. The answer is Steve Stricker. Stricker has played in 23 tournaments, winning four and finishing in the top-10 twelve times while earning over six million dollars in 2009. Sounds like a pretty great season, right? But it would have taken me many guesses before I reached Stricker’s name as an answer to the above question. Why? Well, quite honestly, other than hearing his name, I have almost no idea who this guy is.

Steve Stricker could walk into my living room right now and my reaction would probably be to hit him with the closest blunt object and call 911 to report a break-in. How is it possible that this guy is the #2 golfer on the money list right now and I don’t know who he is? As far as I’m concerned it’s one of the very quiet, and one of the few negative points of the “Tiger Woods effect.”

Don’t get me wrong. Tiger Woods has been great for golf (PGA golfers especially). His presence has brought much more attention to the game, a whole new audience and a much louder buzz over the past twelve years. Not to mention the increase in prize money for which these guys are playing. Ninety-one players have earned over one million dollars this year, and 144 have earned over a half-million. In large part, they owe this to Tiger.

Take a look at the money leaders in 1996, the last year before Tiger hit the scene – only nine players broke the million dollar mark. Tom Lehman’s total of $1.78 million (#1 that year) would currently be ranked 47th. And the number of million-dollar earners has increased almost every year since then, to a high of 104 in 2008! So why don’t I know who most of these guys are?

While the above mentioned numbers may be great for a guy like Kevin Streelman (he missed the cut in 10 of the 29 tournaments he entered and finished in the top-10 only twice, but still managed to clear the million-dollar threshold) it may not be good for the tour as a whole. How could that be? Well, the biggest draw (and the reason these numbers are as inflated as they are) has decided to take an indefinite leave of absence from the game.

Now what? Outside of the hardcore golf fans, most people have no idea who Nick Watney is. But he’s 12th on the money list with $3.2 million, one win and four top-10’s. But the PGA has done such a crappy job of promoting anyone but Tiger and Phil for the past few years that no one can put a name with a face…that is if they even know the name.

The PGA decided to put all of their eggs in one basket. Now that basket is sitting out for an indefinite period. So what’s going to happen to those huge galleries? What toll will this take on tournament attendance? Where will all the prize money come from if sponsors pull out? What will be the effect on the general interest of the game? While the PGA should have been promoting the other great players on tour to rest of the sports world, they just weren’t. And now, no one knows who these other players are.This is a similar situation to what happened to heavyweight boxing after the decline of Mike Tyson. We really only knew two or three other heavyweights and once they fell off of the radar, many fans lost interest. Obviously, there were more factors involved with boxing (foreign fighters, pay-per-view, Don King), but you get the idea. So who is going to be the PGA’s Evander Holyfield? Is it Phil? Is it Stricker? Or is it going to be someone else we don’t yet know? The problem is, they need more than that. They need many Evander Holyfields’.

Whether or not Tiger comes back sooner rather than later, the PGA needs to do a better job in the promotions department. If I can see commercials on TV featuring any number of NFL players and MY WIFE can name them…the NFL has clearly got it figured out. Now I know the NFL is the most watched sport in the U.S., but I can say the same thing about the NBA and MLB. All three leagues do a great job promoting their players. The NFL doesn’t have all Tom Brady all the time. The NBA doesn’t promote only the games in which Kobe or LeBron are playing. And MLB doesn’t flash Derek Jeter’s picture every time they have the opportunity.The PGA needs to follow suit. It’s bad enough that golf has that snobbish, sport for the rich, stereotype to it. They need to change that image and they need to make their players more recognizable to the average fan. They need to promote the great players who play this great sport. What if Tiger decides he has enough money, he’s played enough golf and he doesn’t need to deal with the headaches any longer? What if he walks away entirely? What then?

And while I’m on the subject; it’s not just the PGA itself. It’s also the sports highlight shows. I know he’s the best, but is anyone else sick of seeing three to four minutes of only Tiger, and at the end of the highlight we see one putt by the guy who actually WON the tournament? No wonder nobody knows these guys? They’re so busy worried about why Tiger lost that they end up paying minimal attention to the guy who won!

Me personally? I don’t care much whether Tiger plays or not. I rarely watch golf on TV and I have only attended two PGA tournaments. I have no vested interest in closely following the tour. What I enjoy is the game itself – heading to the course with my buddies and spending a few hours playing a game we love.

That being said, I might someday follow the tour more closely if the PGA gave me a reason. I’d like to start with knowing who these players are. Maybe if I knew who I was cheering for or why. Give me some background. Create some rivalries other than Tiger vs. Phil or Tiger vs. the flash in the pan or Tiger vs. someone who has never really given Tiger a challenge. Put someone else in a TV commercial or promo. As a matter of fact…put the damn commercials somewhere other than the Golf Channel! Think about it, how often do you see a commercial for a golf product on prime-time TV? There are 50 million golfers in this country! I guarantee some of us are watching prime-time TV!

Until this happens, all I know is Steve Stricker better make sure he has the right house.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: PGA money leaders, prize money, Steve Stricker, tiger woods, Tiger woods effect, tournament attendance

Tiger Is Human Afterall

December 7, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

2559688403_8b748dc8ce_oSo he cheated. What can you do? Nothing. Is it a crappy thing to do considering you have a wife and kids at home? Sure. Does it happen everyday, all over the world, to regular people like you and I? Absolutely. Does that make it any better? Of course not. But this is the great Tiger Woods. He doesn’t make mistakes out on the course, so how could this happen?

People, people, people….everyone is always so quick to anoint athletes as the second coming. We always forget they can screw up…just like the rest of us. They can do wrong…just like the rest of us. They’re not perfect…just like the rest of us. As a matter of fact, some of them are just downright horrible people…just like some of the rest of us.

According to a CNN statistic, 80-90% of professional athletes cheat on their wives. I don’t know about anyone else, but I am not at all surprised by this statistic. As a matter of fact, I find it a bit hard to believe that it may be as low as 80%. Considering the lives these guys lead, I think many people fail to realize these superstar athletes are just human beings, albeit with superior athletic skills, but human nonetheless. You take a 2o-something year-old kid, sign him to huge contracts and endorsement deals paying him more money in one year than the average person will see in their lives, and that kid begins living a different lifestyle. They are now millionaires. But they are still kids. What do you think is going to happen? These kids are now rich & famous and therefore….more attractive to the opposite sex. They are young and irresponsible and unfortunately, often times are not properly guided. And they get used to it. But what I don’t understand is where these guys lose sight of the consequences of their actions. Especially knowing they are in the spotlight. Why wouldn’t they make smarter choices?

Look at just some of the names in recent memory. Kobe Bryant, Jason Kidd, Alex Rodriguez, Michael Strahan – these guys have all been exposed as cheaters and made to look like scumbags to the general public. Worse in Kobe Bryant’s case which ended up with allegations of rape! Although we all now know the allegations were false, Kobe’s name will always be tied to that incident. But these are only financial losses and a poor public image. I can name an athlete who I’m sure would be willing to switch places if he could with any of these guys….Steve McNair.

Steve McNair had a 20-year old girl on the side. He lost his life to her in a murder-suicide. Obviously, this is an extreme case, but if it happened to one guy, why not anyone else? But as usual, no one thinks about that ahead of time. I’m sure very few athletes walked away from that news thinking “Man, that could happen to me” then decided to change their ways and actions.

On the flip side, how many of these athletes wives know what’s going on? How many let it continue to go on in order to continue to live the glamorous lives which their husbands career allows? I’m going to guess almost all of them. How could it be anything else? Your husband is a rich, famous athlete who is basically a target for groupies who are looking for sex, money and gifts from him. He is on the road, away from you constantly. What do you think is going on? Are these wives foolish for thinking nothing is happening? Or are they foolish for staying and allowing it to continue? If they let it happen, then other than the ring, what’s the difference between them and the groupie?

So all of this media coverage leaves me with a few questions. Why is this news so much bigger with Tiger Woods than any other cheating athlete? Is it because he is the richest athlete in the world? Is it because he is a golfer and we expect better of him than an NBA player? Are we supposed to feel bad for Elin and their kids? Or was she aware of his goings on and therefore why should we? If that’s the case, should we feel the same anger toward her as we do toward Tiger for putting their kids in this situation?

In my own opinion, I say why should we care? These athletes should be role models for the sport they play….nothing further. None of us turns on Sportscenter to see Tiger Woods sit down for dinner with his family. I don’t care if Kobe Bryant is helping his kids with their homework. If these athletes are great family men, that’s fantastic. If not, then I feel sorry for their loved ones. But either way, that’s not why I’m a fan. I want to see Kobe hit a game-winning jumper as time expires. I want to see Tiger hit a 200-yard shot within inches of the cup. What they do outside of the playing field is not my interest or concern. And unless you are a family member or friend….it shouldn’t be yours either.

The more interest we pay to the sports these guys play, and the less attention toward the tabloid side, we will be able to avoid having to listen to all of this any further. Maybe then these people would be able to deal with this in their own home, where it belongs. For goodness sake, if I wanted to hear gossip and learn who’s cheating on who, I would watch some god-awful show on MTV.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: athletes, athletic skills, cheaters, Elin, groupies, Jason Kidd, media coverage, MTV, Sportscenter, tabloid, tiger woods

*This Post is on a Three-Second Delay

September 18, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

I’ve had it. It’s been how long now? Am I really still hearing conversation about Tiger’s most recent outburst at the PGA Championship? Was it really that big a deal? Did a professional athlete’s cursing have that big an affect on you? Has it caused you a permanent emotional scar? If so, then here, let me offer you some advice if it’s still bothering you that much……SHUT THE (bleep) UP!! I mean for (bleep) sake already! A pro athlete said a (bleep) swear! Well holy (bleep) (bleep)!! I never thought I’d see the (bleep) day!

Seriously now, have you never sat near the sidelines at a football game? Ever been anywhere near the field at a baseball game? And how about a basketball game? Even watching an NBA game on TV, there’s so much (bleep) swearing you would think you were watching an episode of The Sopranos! Oh…but this is golf. I know, I know…golfers are better people. Golfers are above that. Etiquette, etiquette, etiquette….. (bleep) you! The guy got angry and he said (bleep). So the (bleep) what?!

Look, this is a professional athlete. And like most professional athletes, he takes his game and his performance seriously. He’s angry at himself when he makes a mistake. He’s not out there to (bleep) around. He’s out there to win the (bleep) game. So he gets angry at himself when he (bleep) up. Big (bleep) deal. I realize many people have rehashed this issue due to the Serena Williams blow-up (another over-blown incident in my opinion). But there’s no real comparison and therefore, no reason to even bring it up again. He swore at himself, not at another golfer. Not at a spectator. Not at an official. Not anyone. He swore at himself. You know what that is? That’s fire, passion and a desire to win and to be the best at what he does getting the better of him. He’s not going to tone it down and he shouldn’t. You can’t ask a professional athlete to “tone it down a bit.” Especially for a television camera! The best athletes feed off of a desire inside. They use it as a fuel for their fire. It’s happened to Tiger several times, and it’s going to continue to happen not just to him, but to many other athletes as well. Don’t blame Tiger when a microphone catches an F-bomb for millions to hear. If you want to blame someone, blame the TV networks!

That’s right. Blame the (bleep) networks for not having a delay – God knows there have been enough incidents and “malfunctions” that they should have learned their lessons by now. As a matter of fact, blame the networks for having a stupid (bleep) microphone on the (bleep) tee to begin with! Why the (bleep) is it there anyway? It’s only silence on the tee! We need a mic there to listen to how (bleep) quiet it is? “Oh, well we can hear the club hit the ball.” Well whoop-dee-(bleep)-doo! Put it on a (bleep) delay then! Problem solved! These networks know what the microphone is going to pick up, not just from the athletes, but from the spectators as well. It’s their fault if they don’t take the proper precautions. This is a competitive sport. It’s not a (bleep) television interview where it’s a nice, peaceful, serene setting where the interviewer and interviewee are five feet apart, sitting in comfy chairs and dressed in suits. It’s the middle of a (bleep) competition! It’s the field of battle!

Even worse than the people who don’t understand this are the idiots who talk and write about how classless Tiger is because of this. Yeah! Let’s just forget about the Tiger Woods Foundation. Let’s pretend the Tiger Woods Learning Center never existed. Let’s not pay any attention to the numerous causes he supports such as education, family/parents, human rights and environmental issues. As a matter of fact, according to The Giving Back Fund (www.givingback.org) he, along with Lance Armstrong and Michael Jordan, are the top three “celebrity givers” among all athletes. He does more for complete strangers in six months than most people will do for their own friends and family in their entire (bleep) lives! But he cursed during a golf tournament, so he’s classless? Shut the (bleep) up!

Look, as long as there are sports on TV, microphones will be around to pick up the occasional F-word. PGA golfers are competitive athletes, just like athletes in any other sport. In addition to that, they are human – just like you and I. They’re not perfect – just like you an I. They swear – just like you and I.

Now get over it.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: athlete, etiquette, PGA CHAMPIONSHIP, pro golfer, professional athlete, Serena Williams, swearing, television, tiger woods, tournament, TV

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