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Kids Say The Darndest Things

February 9, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

A few days ago I was at a local golf shop checking out new clubs I probably won’t buy and can’t afford. As I was waiting to demo the club in their little area in the back, I see a 8 year old kid knocking the snot out of some drives. “Holy crap, this friggin’ kid is killing the ball!” I thought to myself.

After a few more drives the kid finishes and leaves the demo area. As he walks towards his father the in-store pro asks “Do you want to be a professional golfer when you get bigger?” The kid replies “Nahhh…that’ll mean I have to practice all the time. I just want to play!” Everybody there laughed at the cute comment but after a few minutes I thought about it. Why did this kid say that?

Are kids today exposed to too much emphasis on working hard with the whole “practice makes perfect” and “push it to the limit” theories? Don’t get me wrong, I am a firm believer in putting in the time and working hard, but does all this hard work really pay off? Just ask your friends and family who might be pushed aside while you do “whatever it takes to get there”.

Moreso, I thought it was rather odd that an 8 year old would have formed this opinion. I think it’s great that he wants to “just play” but I hope his view changes; He seemed to have a natural gift at playing golf and it would be a shame to see it wasted. I guess as long as you follow your heart, you’ll be happy.

Hit’em long…yell FORE! Don’t grow up too fast.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf stinks, golfstinks, kids golf, pro golfer

Golf Super Series World Cup Bowl Finals?

February 4, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

Hey pro golf, can you feel that excitement in the air? It’s electric…and it’s called the Super Bowl. Take heed to the NFL’s example on how to get people wanting to watch a sports championship.

Considering it is right around the corner, I thought it would be a great sample to use. If you’re not a football fan then baseball has the World Series, basketball has the NBA Finals, hockey has the Stanley Cup and soccer has the World Cup. Pick one.

As a golf lover and fan, I just don’t get that “Oh man! I can’t wait for the FedEx Cup” feeling. Seriously, where is the excitement? The pro’s don’t even exude any! I’m sure they are happy with the pay-out but I don’t see any after-tourney shenanigans (a fist pump does not count as a celebration).

Here’s my idea: The Money List…get rid of it. This will be based on wins. If you consistently make the top ten and never win you can lead the money list. So, take the top records and make the cut at 72 and have them battle it out. Throw in a “wild card” to the four golfers that just miss the cut and make it start a day earlier. That’s it. A winner takes all (or most of it) tournament once a year.

As for now, I’ll just settle in and let my snow shovel rest while I indulge in a traditional Super Bowl fair of wings and beer.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Fed Ex Cup, golf stinks, golfstinks, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, World Cup, World Series

The Oldest Swinger In Town

January 28, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

“Golfer Richie McKay has been crowned the oldest swinger in town because he still plays his favourite game – at the age of 100.”

Maybe I’ve had too much time to think with all of this snow we’ve gotten here in the northeast. I couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like to reach 100 years old…nevermind still being able to golf! Stories like this make me look forward to getting out there and playing.

This is really something special. It’s pretty cool to know that this game we love lasts a lifetime plus. Funny, he took up golf at 56 years of age and still has 44 years of hacking up the course under his belt. That means he has more years at golf than I do alive…I just hope to make it to 44…

I find myself relating to this story. Obviously, not in the age or years of playing category rather the passion for the game. Just get out there and have fun…

Hit em’ long…live longer…yell FORE!

To read the full story click HERE.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf stinks, golfstinks, oldest golfer

Golf Course Bankrupt? Blame Tiger Woods

January 26, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

In this recent recession, some big investment banks were rescued from a mess that company spokespeople claimed they didn’t need to be rescued from. Nevertheless, they were labeled as “too big to fail” and were pulled to safety on the public’s dime.

Meanwhile, golf courses have been buckling under current economic conditions those aforementioned banks had a hand in creating. The last five years have not been kind to courses in the United States. But recent data from the National Golf Foundation (NGF) suggests golf facilities in general are holding their ground fairly well.

A preview of The NGF’s Golf Facilities in the U.S. report, 2011 edition (which will be released in February) reveals course closures from 2006-2010 represent just 1.5 percent of courses overall. In 2010, the figure was less than half of one percent. These statistics prompted the NGF to state the following: “Considering the severity of the recession, one could argue that golf has held its ground reasonably well.”

However, despite NGF’s positive spin, the raw numbers still reveal a glaring issue: Every year since 2006, more golf courses have closed in the U.S. than have opened. For example, last year saw 107 18-hole courses bite the dust, while only 46 were born. But does the recession deserve all the blame?

Remember the days (late 1990’s and early 2000’s) when new courses were sprouting up like daisies? And these weren’t shabby municipal tracks either – many were high-end daily fee courses that featured sharp grooming and sweet facilities. I remember one such place in my area – Pistol Creek Golf Club. It was a great course (see photo at top) with a good layout, awesome grooming and a dandy club house. It opened in 2001 and closed in 2005. Why?

If you’re observant, you’ll note that the year it closed (2005) is well before the current recession even started. Even 2006, which is when course closures began outpacing course openings in the U.S., was a full year before the effects of the subprime market started taking hold. So it’s obvious golf courses have been suffering for a while – certainly longer than the current recession.

The NGF gives a clue as to why in the headline of their press release: “NGF 2010 Openings/Closures Summary – Market Correction of Supply/Demand Imbalance Continue.” Simply put, they built too many damn courses for the number of golfers out there! So the next appropriate question would be; why?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it has something to do with Tiger Woods. Now I don’t have any data to back this up, but imagine it’s 1999 and you want to build a golf course. I’d give good odds that Tiger would be mentioned somewhere in your business plan or your pitch to the city council: “It’s this Tiger Woods, man! He’s changing the game!”

But did the golf industry over-estimate the impact of the Tiger phenomenon? Sure, he was good for the game, but perhaps his presence caused too many investors, architects and designers to jump on the bandwagon and simply overdo-it. Of course, this is all just speculation, but it seems entirely plausible.

So if the juggernaut that Tiger Woods once was compelled shiny new golf courses to be stacked upon the proverbial camel’s back, then the recession was only the proverbial straw. Golf, after all, is a luxury. And luxurious things are usually the first to go when money gets tight. Still, losing only 1.5 percent of courses over the past 5 years isn’t terrible. But it sends a clear message: “Market Correction of Supply/Demand Imbalance” is just a nice way of saying the golf industry is shrinking, not growing.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: bankrupt, closes, closures, economics, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, national golf foundation, ngf, recession, tiger woods

Golf…Can’t Live With It, Can’t Live Without It.

January 14, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Why is this game so complicated? In order to answer that question we need to take a look back at its roots. We need to understand the foundation it was raised on.

So, when you combine something like single-malt scotches, bagpipes and skirts…excuse me…kilts, there’s your answer…just kidding! But I have an inkling that the scotch was fundamental in creating golf.

The complexity of this game always amazes me. You can run yourself ragged one day on the course and the next day it’s a walk in the park. I guess all those sayings golfers have are true. Here’s a few of my favorites:

  • The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
  • I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
  • Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
  • Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
  • Golf can drive me nuts and bring me joy at the same time and I guess it’s this love-hate relationship that keeps me coming back.

    Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! When’s this snow gonna melt…?

    Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf history, golf sayings, golf stinks, golfstinks, humor, scotch

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