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Where The Heck Did My Golf Season Go?

September 6, 2013 | By Pete Girotto | 4 Comments

The Ranch Golf Club (Massachusetts) - Photo Credit: Greg D'Andrea, GolfStinks, LLC
(Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Up here in the northeast, we all know that September is one of the best times to golf. The weather is perfect and with all the kids back in school the courses tend to be more open. Unfortunately, this also means our season is winding down. Funny because it doesn’t hit you until the first signs of cold weather…like this morning…50 friggin’ degrees.

It’s inevitable, every year I go through the same roller coaster of emotions. I’m pissed because I didn’t get out as much as I wanted to and back in early spring I told myself I was going to make it a point to play more. I should have known better…between wedding plans, a new house and the fiance’s laundry list of s*** to do; when was I going to play?

Who was I fooling? Myself, that’s who. I’ll tell you what though, this winter I’m going to formulate a plan to get on the course a little more. My strategy will be to use deceit, bribery and lies. Hey it works for our elected officials.

On a positive note, I’m actually looking forward to a little fall ball. If you never had the opportunity to see the leaves change color, I would suggest an autumn golf trip to New England. Also, a lot of courses offer discounted fall greens fees for late afternoon/early evening golf. Any little bit helps.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: autumn, fall ball, golf, New England

There’s Something Haunting in those Woods

October 31, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

 
 
The Haunting charm of Great River Golf Club, CT (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Have you ever golfed alone at the end of October in New England? Well if you haven’t, let me see if I can describe it for you:

The day will be cool – somewhere between 55 and 60 degrees Fahrenheit. There will be a chilling breeze, which will make it seem colder than it actually is. And the sky will be a deep and brilliant blue with nary a cloud in sight.

The sun will paint blonde highlights on the course, accentuating the emerald green fairways from the flaming foliage beyond. It will be quiet…and peaceful. You will place your tee in the ground at the first and realize that whenever you dream of golf from now on, you will dream of this moment.

But sight is not the only sense stimulated: As you hoist your bag onto your shoulders and begin the walk down the fairway, you’ll detect the aroma of decaying leaves. There’s something very bewitching about that earthy smell – it draws your attention to the tree-line.

Your ball lies in the fairway next to one such stretch of forest – a large grouping of Maples. They tower above you, the chlorophyll slowly draining from their extremities until a leaf finally detaches and floats down to the rough beyond your approach shot.

Below the canopy of glowing oranges, reds and yellows lies an army of trunks and twigs that sink into a carpet of more colorful foliage. A slight gust picks up just before you take your shot, which fills the sky with leaves. You pause.

If you stare too long into that darkened jumble of woodlands, you begin to see things – things that may or may not be there – is that a figure, or just an 18th Century stone wall? It’s a haunting feeling for sure – but a tranquil one as well. Though you mustn’t linger too long – the days are shorter this time of year and playing the last few holes in the dark is a somewhat eerie notion.

The putting surface is smooth – the aeration holes having disappeared more than a week before. But now you have new obstacles to contend with – those dead leaves, which seem to spring back to life in the breeze. They blow into your line as you eye your put, but if a larger gust picks up, all of them at once will race in one direction – as if the forest has summoned them home.

As you walk through the woods to the next hole, you feel an urge to veer-off the cart path and create your own trail. The forest is enchanting for sure – it silently begs you to enter and once you oblige, it’s hard to escape its enticing charms.

But that bright green patch up ahead seems to have just as much gravitational pull as the forest itself – perhaps even more. You climb out from the underbrush and stroll onto the second tee. You’ve made it. Your focus goes back to hitting that little white projectile as far and as straight as you can…

…that is, until you hook your tee shot into the adjacent woods. Take a drop or go search for it? Choose wisely.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: autumn, fall, foliage, forest, halloween, haunting, woods

Chip Shots: Golf In The Fall

October 25, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Don’t get me wrong, I’m no world traveler, but I’ve golfed in a few different places.  I’ve played courses up north, and down south.  I’ve golfed in the cold weather and in the tropics.  But for my money, nothing beats a nice, rural New England course in the fall. 

The fall is my favorite time of year, and if I can play a sport I enjoy while taking in the autumn splendor, how can that be passed up? 

The cool, crisp air.  Comfortable temperatures.  And of course, the vibrant colors of the changing leaves.  The beautiful reds, oranges and yellows blended with the greens of the pine trees and bright blue skies – there’s a reason tourists flock to New England this time of year.  But we New England residents enjoy it just as much.  And if we can mix golf in with the scenery, then how can that be beat?       

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: autumn, chip shots, golf stinks, golfstinks, New England

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