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A Golfer’s Dream: How A Regular Guy Played Golf Digest’s Top 100

October 15, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

agolfersdreamAbout five years ago, I set-out on a quest to play every 18-hole golf course in my state that granted tee-times to non-members (there are 66 of them); I still have one to go, but have been dragging my feet because the course is semi-private and only allows non-members to play a few rounds on weekdays.

Nevertheless, having undertaken my own quest, I was excited to read Larry Berle’s 2007 book: A Golfer’s Dream – How a Regular Guy Conquered The Golf Digest List of America’s Top 100 Golf Courses. But now that I’ve read the book, not only does my own quest seem rather inconsequential, but the fact I haven’t completed it seems utterly ridiculous.

Over the course of ten years, Mr. Berle networked, charmed and sweet-talked his way onto the greatest golf tracks in the country – and he had a blast the entire time. Now don’t get me wrong, he never finagled his way onto any of these courses (Mr. Berle does not strike me as a man of deception) but he used every honest means possible to gain access and was usually successful…and sometimes lucky.
The web of people Larry needed to accomplish his quest was vast – and sometimes hard to follow, but it was amazing reading his colorful tales on how he came to play each course, while thanking those who helped him along the way. On many private courses, he was required to play with a member – and normally this was someone he had never met before – yet these people were gracious-enough to sponsor him after hearing of his quest through a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend.
Interestingly, one of Mr. Berle’s more useful connections was a man from New York he called “John.” John was a member at a few extremely exclusive clubs – ones that he unlocked for Larry to play on. But John wished to remain anonymous in Mr. Berle’s book – never wanting fellow members to know he was helping an outsider gain access to these courses. And he never met Mr. Berle either, instead orchestrating Larry’s tee-times over the phone.
Mr. Berle played 24 of the top 100 courses with his wife, Annie, including Spyglass, Pebble Beach, and Whistling Straits. He played several with his pal Jeff, who had his pilot’s license and flew he and Larry to some of the courses in his 6-seat, prop-plane. And he played only a couple with his close friends – playing many alone or with no-one he knew at all. But he seemed fine with that – he became a connoisseur of golf course architecture (he has grown rather fond of Tom Fazio designs) and learned how to be a very gracious guest (which was something he took great pride in when meeting new golfers willing to host him).
I had the opportunity to speak with Larry recently and asked him what his favorite course was on the top 100 – you know, the one that slows time, brings you to that special place and makes you think “yeah, this is why I play this game.” Without hesitation, he named Cypress Point. And in talking to Larry, you realize this accomplishment is something that defines his very character. He lights-up like a kid in a candy store when talking about his adventure. He remembers details most golfers would never remember on a course, and he himself looks back in disbelief that he actually completed such an undertaking.
A Golfer’s Dream is a heartening story of personal accomplishment and strong perseverance. As golfers, we’ve looked at the top 100 lists and dreamt about playing them all – Augusta, Pine Valley, Winged Foot – and then brushed the notion aside, labeling it a pipe dream. Kudos to Mr. Berle for proving us wrong, and kudos to him for sharing this triumph with golfers everywhere.
As for me, there’s the matter of one golf course left to play – this one’s for you, Larry.
You can purchase “A Golfer’s Dream” by Larry Berle HERE.

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: a golfer's dream, augusta national, book review, cypress point, golf book, golf digest, larry berle, Pebble Beach, pine valley, spyglass, tom fazio, top 100 golf courses, whistling straits, winged foot

Male-Only Golf Clubs: Sexist Bastards or Constitutional Right?

September 30, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 20 Comments

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Have golf courses like Augusta National been hiding behind the constitution for too long? (photo by Roger Sayles / CC BY-ND 2.0)

I wrote in a blog post the other day that golf is a “gentleman’s game.” My reference was rather tongue-in-cheek, but for some courses this is a literal truth. One would think men-only golf courses are in contradiction to what the USGA wants the game to become, yet it’s hard to squash the constitutional rights of a privatized club. I’m clearly not the first to discuss this topic (most prominent in recent memory being the continuing controversy between Hootie and Martha), but I thought I’d give the fire a stoking.

“We aren’t closed-door, wives and girlfriends can come out and have lunch. Really, the only thing they [women] can’t do is play the golf course.” – PGA professional Scott Walter (Bear Creek Golf Club, Denver Colorado).

Funny, I thought it used to be the only thing women couldn’t do in the United States was vote, and we amended the Constitution to change that about 90 years ago.

Bear Creek is one of about a dozen clubs in the U.S. that don’t allow women to play golf there. Others, such as Augusta National, don’t allow women members, while many more make it hard or undesirable for women to join (should note that while there are no women members at Augusta, a woman may be “invited” to play the course – especially a woman of notoriety, such as an LPGA player).

A course that is off-limits to women (both as members and players) is Southern Dunes in Phoenix, which has been the subject of a couple articles – one from travelgolf.com contributor Chris Baldwin. A few years ago, Mr. Baldwin had the opportunity to play Southern Dunes and subsequently penned the article “Defending the Undefendable: Men-Only Golf Clubs.” In the assessment of his experience there, Mr. Baldwin relegated the membership to “a bunch of golf nerds, through and through.”

Wrote Mr. Baldwin: “Let them be nerds! Women have their gyms where no men are allowed in to gawk at them in their stretch Spandex. They have Oprah. And any single or stay-at-home dad can tell you how open those playground clubs really are. Why can’t a bunch of golf nerds have their own club?” I find it amusing that just because these guys are a bunch of nerds, we should overlook the fact that women can’t play their course. And what nerds are members there? Here’s a few: Former NFL defensive tackle Dan Saleaumua, former Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer and former Mets catcher Todd Hundley. Yep, those guys epitomize the word “nerd” in my book!

Mr. Baldwin suggests that while clearly a stereotype, women may actually induce a slower pace-of-play on the course. Too funny. He should read this related post at Real Women Golf. (I should note that Mr. Baldwin ultimately said he would never join a men-only club, claiming the guys there seem to take their golf game too seriously for his liking).

But here’s the thing; Imagine you were on a quest to play Golf Digest’s Top 100 courses (which has been accomplished multiple times by various men). If you are a woman, you can’t do it. Is that fair? Up until the 1990’s, if you were an African American man you couldn’t play the top 100 either (and you may still be discouraged at some clubs today). That’s just sad. Meanwhile, the USGA is concerned the sport is not attracting enough minorities and women. Hello?

To play devil’s advocate for a second, this is a free country and private clubs should be able to exclude whoever they want, right? That got me wondering if there were any women-only golf clubs out there. Turns out there is one in North America…but it’s not in the United States. In Canada, there’s The Ladies’ Golf Club of Toronto – and it’s nearly 10-years older than Augusta National! But even these ladies have softened a bit, as they now allow a limited number of men to become “guest card holders.”

As a public golf course connoisseur, it’s hard for me to imagine excluding anyone from playing on any course – if you know the etiquette of the game, I say tee-off. But I also understand the appeal of private memberships – I mean, your dues are paying for some type of exclusivity, right? But does that really have to exclude a gender? If you want male camaraderie, why can’t your foursome be men-only? Or does it really kill the afternoon to see a group of women playing a few fairways over?

Filed Under: Golf Growth & Diversity, Golf Life Tagged With: #golfdiversity, augusta national, bear creek golf club, ladies' golf club of toronto, men-only golf clubs, private club, private course, sexist, women-only golf clubs

Bogies and Stogies; The Love Affair Golfers have with Cigars

September 28, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

The "cigar tee" (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
The “cigar tee” (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

I remember we were up in Saratoga, NY one summer hacking our way through a local track (golf, not horse). We had purchased some cigars downtown that day and while I don’t recall the name, I do recall they tasted like candy (vanilla- tipped, I believe). I had to toss mine out after only a few minutes…the sugar made my mouth water so much, it turned the tip into mush. I remember thinking that if I took a swing with it in my mouth, it would have probably flown out and branded Stinky Golfer Pete on the forehead.

Nevertheless, I’m seeing more and more cigars on the course these days. Why is that I wonder? Are cigars and golf really meant for each other? It often seems the two are inseparable. One time, Stinky Golfer Chris pulled out a cigar tee – that’s right, a piece of plastic he stuck in the ground next to his wooden ball tee. The wooden tee, of course, supported his ball and this piece of plastic supported Mr. Cigar. Anyway, as I watched Chris tee-off that day, I began to realize that cigars are as much a part of the game as fuzzy animal club-head covers.

Let’s face it, you can buy cigars in almost every 19th hole and in most upscale clubhouses. Why, even the MOFOBETE has a “We Card” sticker on the side of her snack bin. You may know Cigar Aficionado, the magazine for cigar smokers, used to sponsor the Montecrisco Cup (a pro-am golf event that was held in Puerto Rico) and currently has a page dedicated to golf on its website. On top of that, there’s an actual Stogies & Bogies golf tournament located in the Chicago area.

So, it seems golf and cigars tied-the-knot some years ago. But, how did this marriage of bogies and stogies begin?

I guess I could attempt to find some evidence that points to a reason for this union, but many facts are obvious. For example, I surmise it’s partly because cigars project a sophistication of sorts – young players see older “executive types” cigaring-it-up while schmoozing with other VP’s on the course. Heck, the game of golf itself has rather hoity-toity undertones (after all, it’s a gentleman’s game); why not complete the look with a nice Macanudo hanging from your jaw?

But, before we transform ourselves into big, pompous gentlemen, there’s also the “mosquito theory.” We’ve all heard that one: light a cigar on the course to keep the bugs away. I’d say this is the number one excuse hackers like myself give for lighting up. But, does it really work? Some say yes, while others claim it’s just an excuse they give their significant other to help explain-away the ashtray mouth. As for me, the jury’s still out…although, the last time I lit up on the course, the bugs disappeared (hear that, Honey)?

Other examples include those that say cigars help you relax before a round or a shot. And still others say it gives you something to enjoy while fishing your ball out of a creek. Whatever the reason, a percentage of golfers smoke cigars on the course, while others think: “Should I light one up too? I know I don’t smoke cigars anywhere else, but it seems the golf course is the place to do it.”

And that’s the funny thing; many people are cigar smokers only while golfing! It’s like those people who smoke cigarettes only while drinking. To me, this solidifies the notion that cigar smoking is somehow part of the game: Rule 26-1: If a ball is in or is lost in a water hazard, promptly light up a stogie as near as possible to the original position of the ball. I had to check my rulebook to make sure the previous statement was NOT in there!

In any event, I guess smoking a cigar while on the course is to toast the game of golf. For example, fathers pass out cigars for the birth of their baby; or you may light one as the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve…in either case, you’re celebrating. With golf, people celebrate being one with nature, the time with friends, the birdie on 6 or the quadruple on 12. Bottom line, golf is just one of those games that makes you want to celebrate…the optional cancer stick is up to you.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, cigar, cigar aficionado, cigar tee, macanudo, montecrisco cup, stogie, stogies & bogies

Golf’s Proper Place

September 23, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 7 Comments

Bobby Jones
Bobby Jones

“I reached a point where I felt that my profession required more of my time and effort, leaving golf in its proper place, a means of obtaining recreation and enjoyment.” – Bobby Jones on his retirement from golf in 1930.

At age 28 Bobby Jones realized, like many of us, what’s really important in life: “My wife and my children came first; then my profession; finally, and never in a life by itself, came golf.”

The average weekend golfer plays 21 rounds a year but we all wish we could play more. Mr. Jones, when competing, played about 80 rounds a year – still far less than what his fellow competitors were churning out annually. Yet his raw talent allowed him to not only excel at the sport, but become immortalized as one of golf’s greatest legends.

Because of his sparse playing schedule, Mr. Jones has been called golf’s greatest part-time golfer. For only three months during the year, Bobby competed in the major tournaments and then retired back to other matters – usually surrounding his education (he held degrees in Mechanical Engineering from Georgia Tech; in English from Harvard College; and in Law from Emory University). And he was also a family-man, with a wife and three children to spend time with.

When Bobby Jones retired in 1930, he was at the peak of his career; still in his twenties; and having just completed what is widely considered the greatest achievement ever in the history of golf – winning golf’s Grand Slam. But Mr. Jones digressed – removing himself from competitive play and relegating himself to the ranks of the weekend golfer. There’s something inherently right with the phrase “quit while you’re ahead” – it seems that those who do, inevitably enshrine themselves as legends of their craft.

As part-time golfers ourselves, we are sometimes discouraged at how infrequently we have the opportunity to play. We blame our high scores on our low number of rounds. And those of us who have not reached the age of retirement, long for the day we can play more often. But even a great player like Bobby Jones knew that golf was just a game – and he recognized that as with any competitive monetary sport, golf’s true benefit can be easily lost:

“There seems to be little appreciation today that golf is an amateur game, developed and supported by those who love to play it.”

It would have been understandable had Mr. Jones made the previous statement at the end of his life, but instead he wrote that in the letter announcing his retirement at age 28. Perhaps more amazingly, Bobby could have easily made a living playing professional golf – yet he never did, instead competing only as an amateur. Bobby Jones never saw golf as something you should bank your next meal on, rather he saw golf for what it was intended to be, “a means of obtaining recreation and enjoyment.”

If you truly want to enjoy this game, you should never forget golf’s proper place.


Since this is the week the Tour Championship makes its annual return to East Lake, the course where Bobby Jones grew up and learned to play golf, several members of the golf blogging community decided to pay tribute to the legend. Ten different blogs are featuring posts devoted to the life and legacy of Bobby Jones, each focusing on an aspect of Jones’ life related to his or her blog; now that you’ve read our post, you’ll find the rest of the list below. So before you watch the tournament, learn a few new things about the man who inspires it…enjoy.


Gayle Moss over at Golfgal has posted My Favorite Bobby Jones Golf Tips. She writes, “His swing was a bit unorthodox, but no one can deny his amazing talent. Here are some of my favorite swing tips from the self-taught legend – Bobby Jones.”

Art Murphy from LifeandGolf gives us …We Play the Ball Where It Lies, a collection of miscellaneous quips and quotes about golf and golfers from Bobby Jones.

Mike Southern at Ruthless Golf wonders Could Bobby Jones Have ‘Cut It’ Against Today’s Pros?, and shows us what science and Jones’s own notes have to say about the debate.

Vince Spence from The One-Eye Golfer writes about An Affair to Remember – Bobby Jones and St. Andrews, as he looks at the affection of the champion golfer for the Old Course at St. Andrews, Scotland which started in 1921.

Boyer from Me and Old Man Par has chosen Bobby Jones’ Competitors: Many of Them Were Good, One Was Great. “It is often thought that Bobby Jones showed up and crushed his competition on the way to another victory,” Charles says. “The truth is that he had many worthy competitors and one, Walter Hagen, stood above all the others as Jones’ most worthy competitor.”

Michael Green at Aussie Golfer tells about Searching for Bobby Jones, where a search for Bobby Jones in Australia finds remarkable similarities to modern day golf.

Jon Blackburn from The Common Golfer looks at Bobby Jones: Golf’s Original Common Golfer. It’s a celebration of Bobby Jones’ life, and what made him unique amongst his golfing peers.

Apryl DeLancey at Women Like Sports features in her weekly Wild World of Wednesday post about how good friends Alexa Sterling and Bobby Jones continued to play golf during WWI in order to raise money for a good cause.

And Ryan Ballengee from Waggle Room sends us a vlog from East Lake about how Jones’ spirit influences the club and community today.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: amateur golf, Bobby jones, grand slam

Why High-Handicappers Should Play Great Golf Courses

September 15, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments

Stinky Golfer Chris in the trap (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Stinky Golfer Chris in the trap (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Take a look at the picture above – that’s Stinky Golfer Chris completely missing his ball in the trap on a Gary Player-designed course. Now, based on that shot, do you think he should’ve saved his money rather than playing on a nice, upscale course? Believe it or not, many amateur golfers would answer “yes” to that question.

It just seems odd to me that so many people claim they won’t play great golf courses because they’re simply not good enough. Allow me to toss in my two cents here: That is the worst excuse in the book! Find me where it’s written that only good golfers can play on good courses. The mere notion is ridiculous.

However, let me take a step back for a moment to highlight the difference between “poor players” and “slow players.” I once saw a sign at a course that read: “No one is offended by poor play, but everyone is offended by slow play.” How true that statement is. But it’s been my experience that the really slow players are usually the people that shouldn’t be out on a course to begin with. These are people who have not been properly introduced to the etiquette-side of the game. So, as long as you understand when to pick-up-the-pace and not hold-up every foursome behind you, there’s no reason to think you’re “not good enough” to play a particular course.

Which brings me to the issue of money. People think, “I’d love to play Pebble Beach, but I’d just be throwing my money away.” I feel like saying to them: “Really? Why play at all then? I mean, the next time you play the local muni, you’re still gonna shoot 95, right? Why pay the $40? Just give up the game since you stink so bad. Take that $40 and go out to dinner instead.”

Speaking of going out to dinner, we don’t mind paying more at better restaurants, do we? In general, the best golf courses have the highest greens fees, which makes sense – In general, the best restaurants are usually pricier than your average eatery. Sure, you’re not going to eat at the best place in town every night, but you probably would once or twice a year, perhaps on a special occasion? So why don’t people rationalize this way for where they play golf?

Why do we golf? The answer is simple: We enjoy it. By golfing, we’re rewarding ourselves, even when we play poorly. Want proof? We keep coming back for more no matter how bad our last outing was. Try this: Why did you go to that great steak house on your birthday, or that pricey fusion place on your anniversary? Do you have an answer? Now ask yourself why you shouldn’t experience the best course around by playing the game you love there – even if it is only once or twice a year?

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: greens fees, upscale golf course

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