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Do Golf Retail Prices Fuel The "Rich Man’s Sport" Stereotype?

August 22, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 10 Comments

golf apparelIt was at the start of a recent round that Stinky Golfer Greg and I were poking a little fun at the foursome in front us. “Hey, who do you think is winning, the red team or blue team?” I asked Greg this referring to the foursome in front of us in which two were wearing red shirts and two were in blue. Greg responded that his money was on the blue team.

This brought up further joking regarding how, several times, one member of our foursome would have to head back inside their house and change their shirt so we don’t show up to the course looking like we’re on a team. It’s actually almost come to the point where we’ll have to be on the phone with each other before our round like a couple of school girls – “What color shirt are you wearing today?” “I’m going to wear the red one so wear a different color.” It’s pathetic really.

But further conversation regarding our shirts lead to a simple comment regarding a common stereotype of the sport. On the subject of the shirts, Greg mentions to me that he paid only $20 or so for his moisture-wicking Champion polo. I tell him that I paid the same for the Reebok shirt I was wearing at the time. He then tells me; “If this same shirt had a Nike logo on it, it would cost $50.” I agreed with him, and that led to his comment – “See, that’s why some people think golf is a rich man’s sport and don’t take it up to begin with.” I gotta say, he’s got a good point.

Every golf publication, and most golf products advertised, are for the priciest apparel and products available. Think about it. When was the last time you saw a review on a new set of $150 golf clubs? When was the last time you saw a feature on the season’s newest golf apparel, and in it was a $15 polo?

For further proof, I’ve just popped open a recent issue of Golf Magazine. Of the first ten advertisements, six of them are for golf equipment. Of the six, three of the ads are for drivers costing between $400-$500, a $700 set of clubs, a $200 fairway wood and another driver costing $300. As a matter of fact, it isn’t until you are 90-plus pages in before an “affordable” set of clubs is advertised.

Do you see what I mean? What is someone new to the sport, or just getting involved supposed to do? They are bombarded with the idea that they have to pay a lot of money to play this sport. And all you have to do to for proof of this is pick up a golf magazine.

Thankfully, my buddies who got me involved in this sport years ago had steered me in the right direction. I paid $150 for my first set of golf clubs, woods included! And I carried them for twelve or thirteen years. Now that may sound ridiculous to many of you, but even more ridiculous is that I still carry one of the clubs from that set! And it’s quite possibly the most consistent club in my bag!

I don’t think I’ve ever purchased a polo specifically for golf, and I don’t recall any of them having been one of those $50-$60 type. Had it not been for my buddies, I may have been one of those that was sucked in by the ads. And that makes me wonder how many golfers do get sucked in and feel they need to have that Tiger Woods or Ashworth polo. How many golfers go out buy a $600 set of irons, a $300 driver and $100 putter when they’re just taking up the game and aren’t even sure if they like it or not yet?

Even worse, and the real question that fuels the stereotype is, how many people never take up the game because everything they see is so damn expensive? The clubs, the apparel, the courses…everything highlighted by the golf publications (both magazines and television) is the most expensive of what’s available. It makes potential players feel that if they don’t spend more money, they will be using inferior equipment, wearing the wrong apparel and playing poor courses. But in reality, nothing could be further from the truth.

In my opinion, this is just another problem facing the golf industry. Not only is there very little going on for the average hack like myself and my golfing buddies, but there is also very little for beginners. How do you expect to attract new players to the game, when you price most of them out of it right from the start?

I hope that anyone who may be new to the game is being guided by friends like mine. Because honestly, if I had to rely on the golf publications and fell victim to the “rich man’s sport” stereotype, I would have quit the game long ago. And that’s if I ever took it up to begin with.

Swing ’til you’re happy…you can afford to if you do it right!

Filed Under: Golf Life, The Economics of Golf Tagged With: apparel, Ashworth, Champion, golf, Golf Magazine, nike reebok, The Price of Golf, tiger woods

Variations on the Game of Golf – Ladder Golf

August 1, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

Find Ladder Golf at you summer backyard parties... (photo by Melanie Dueck / CC BY-ND 2.0)
Find Ladder Golf at your summer backyard parties… (photo by Melanie Dueck / CC BY-ND 2.0)

Rather than hitting the links this past Saturday, I instead played another type of golf…Ladder Golf.

Our co-founder, Stinky Golfer Tom had his annual summer party this past weekend and to go along with a few burgers, dogs and brews, there were your typical summer backyard games to partake in as well: Bocce, horseshoes, and Ladder Golf. Wait, what?

Yep, Ladder Golf. Never heard of it? No worries, neither had I. But there I was, tossing golf balls on a rope towards this ladder thingy…and the more I drank, the better I played.

The game is relatively new (early 1990’s) and is believed to have originated from the camping scene. According to Wikipedia; “The game is played by throwing a bola of two golf balls connected with a rope at a ladder type structure. The top rung is worth 3 points, the middle rung is worth 2 points and the bottom rung is worth 1 point, with the goal of the game being to get exactly (and not over) 21 points.”

The all-knowing online encyclopedia goes on to say it may have originated earlier than two decades ago – tracing possible roots back to cowboys who would toss live snakes at fences. Now that’s a ballsy game (minus the [golf] balls).

Anyway, as much fun as the game is, it really has nothing to do with golf (save for the whole golf balls on a rope deal). That being said, perhaps this is a good opportunity to re-hash some of our previous posts about “real” variations on the game of golf.

It all began back in January of last year, when Stinky Golfer Chris penned a post about Mini Golf. That was followed-up by four more installments (see “related posts” seciton below). Enjoy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: backyard golf games, bola, Golf Variations, ladder golf

It’s Christmas in July For Golfers

July 18, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

Two holiday season ago, I awoke to find that some items on my Christmas wish list were not under my tree. There was no $20,000 golf cart in my living room, nor were the $5,000 golf shoes I was looking to slip on. But that was my own fault. I waited way too long to get my Christmas list to my wife.

But fret not golfers. This year, I’m going to help you get your Christmas list started early. This way, you’ll have plenty of time to get your wish list to the people who matter and, hopefully anyway, you won’t feel the same disappointment I did. Let’s get started!

Right off the bat, we’ll start at the top of the list – the golf cart. A year-and-a-half ago, my list included a $20,000 Hummer (to which the Tiger Woods jokes were flying). But that’s old news now. The new chariot of the golfing kings looks something like this:

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That would be the Garia LSV. With its hand-stitched seats, digital instruments, stereo and refrigerator, the driver would want for nothing. But that’s not all. The Garia, available in over 100 different colors, is also street-legal! Not that you would want to take its 25 MPH top speed onto your busy city streets, but for a mere $62,000…you can!

But with the extra money sunken into the cart, you’ll probably have to suffer cutbacks somewhere else. Since you’ll be riding, it makes most sense that it’s the shoes that get cut back. So, we’re going to skip the $5,000 John Lobb’s in lieu of these:

These are the Royal Albatross golf shoes, retailing for the bargain basement price of only $750. OK, so they’re not custom fit like the Lobb’s, but they do have a leather sole, fast-twist cleats and they’re waterproof. Plus, they come with two shoe bags and a ball marker. You know, I was a little iffy on the $750, but since they’re throwing in the ball marker…

But let me show you this one. Now, it’s the not the most expensive piece of golf equipment you’ll ever see. But it certainly may be the most unique. Brought to you by William Henry Studios, a company more well-known for making heirloom quality knives which take over seven months to produce (as well as some beautiful writing instruments), is the D-3 Fairway; a divot tool of unimaginable beauty.

What is it that makes these divot tools so unique? Well, to start the handles are made from either hand-forged Damascus steel or mokume gane. The inlays can be made from either wood, coral, mother of pearl or…get this…fossil mammoth tooth! Included with this piece as well is a stainless-steel ball marker that can be personalized. But quite possibly the coolest feature about this tool (outside of the mammoth tooth inlay) is that it is spring-loaded. This means it works like a switch-blade knife. A little bit of old-school street thug is brought to the golf course! And for a mere $1,200, you too can feel like the Dutch Schultz of your local club.

So if you don’t want to be let down on Christmas morning this year, take this list and pass it along to your significant other. Let them know that they still have just over five months to figure out the best way to say “Happy Holidays” using the list above. Need some more choices? Don’t be afraid to revert to the original. Of course, don’t be afraid to sneak your own items onto the list. There is still, after all, the $53,000 set of Honma golf clubs…

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: christmas, Christmas in july, custom golf cart, Garia, Honma Golf, John Lobb, Royal Albatross, William Henry Studios

The Games we Play on the Golf Course

July 15, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

What games have you passed the time on the tee with?
What games have you passed the time on the tee with?

No, I’m not talking about match- or stroke-play. Nor am I talking about Nassau, bingo bango bongo or any other golf betting games. I’m talking about the games we invent while trekking though 18-holes of wretchedly-played golf.

For example, you’ve all heard of the Red Tee Salute? Fellas, you know what I’m talking about – when you don’t hit your drive past the Women’s tees and you are told to play the rest of the hole with your pants around your ankles? The only problem with this game is it’s rarely enforced – which is probably for the best.

What about the “closest to the tee marker” game? This is where you stand a bit behind the tee markers and soft-toss golf balls towards them in a bocce-like manner. If you hit the marker you win, unless another person in your foursome hits it too, which will force a one-toss playoff. Good fun indeed.

Heck, even before the round we’re playing games. Ever spin a tee in the air to get the hitting order of your foursome? This is our buddy Stinky Golfer Tom’s favorite part of golf (seriously, it’s all downhill for Tom from there).

Interestingly, if it wasn’t for slow play, some of these games would never exist. Take golf-hockey for instance – you know that one – it’s where you’re waiting on the tee and one guy plays goalie between the tee-box markers while another tries to shoot and score. This is fun till someone takes it in the shin.

Meanwhile, some games are played on the go – like the one where you toss your ball onto the tee-box as you approach in a cart. Though I never really figured out the object of this game – is it to hit the tee marker, or is it just to land it close to one of them? Perhaps it’s to get it right between the markers (like right where you’re going to tee-it-up). Not that it matters – most of us like throwing objects at other objects anyway so, let the games begin.

I have a new game I’d like to run by you. It stems from people who dress like they have scratch handicaps and then proceed to hack-up the course. I think everyone should come to the course dressed nicely but bring a bag filled with older, worn-out and cheap clothes. Every terrible shot you hit, you have to replace an article of clothing you’re wearing with one from the crappy clothes bag. Whoever is dressed the worst at the end of the round has to buy the drinks in the 19th-hole. Thoughts?

Finally, every decent golfer I know (handicap under 10) can bounce a ball off one of their irons multiple times a la Tiger Woods. I myself can keep it going for about three bounces and then it drops. It sucks I stink at that since the game seems like a good time-waster if you’re stuck behind Shanks, Hook, Skull and Slice.

But how much do you have to practice to be really good at bouncing a ball off the club face? Perhaps it takes a decent amount of hand-eye coordination that I (or other “average” golfers) don’t have? Hmmm. Maybe we should tell people who are thinking about taking up golf to practice bouncing a ball off a club for a few days. If they can’t keep it going for more than 10 in a row, perhaps they should try tennis instead – it will save them years of anguish.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: games, golf games, slow play, tee

5 Reasons Why they Hate Golf

July 6, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 21 Comments

I know it’s hard to believe, but there are people in this world who simply hate the game of golf. Conceding that these folks are basically scoundrels, they still have a right to be haters.

And while those of us who read this blog simply adore the game, the haters have their reasons for considering golf a waste of good time, money and real estate.

So what are these reasons? I’m sure there are more, but I basically boiled-it-down to five big issues…Let’s examine them:

Golf is Too Boring
Sure, you and I know that golf is about physically and mentally coming together to pull-off the perfect shot every time you hit the ball, but to non-golfers, it’s a downright snore. Have you ever watched golf on TV? You have to admit, the commentators don’t make it very exciting. And then the crowd (unless the shot is pretty awesome) is fairly subdued. Television aside, people that don’t understand the game don’t appreciate laying up on a par 5 or hitting a good lag on a long putt – it’s all just rather ho-hum to them. These are the same people who also relate to the second one on this list…

Golf is Too Stupid
“Why would you want to chase a little white ball around for hours and hours?” How many times have you heard that one from a non-golfing friend or family member? To these folks, golf is just plain stupid. It boggles their mind on how you will actually pay to play this game. You can explain all the things you love about golf but it will probably fall upon deaf ears – let them think what they wish.

Golf is Too Slow
OK, we golf lovers may actually agree with this one. But we’re upset over something taking five hours that should only take four. For non-golfers, three hours would be too long. Look, the reality is, when you don’t necessarily like something, you want it to be over as soon as possible. But could it be too painful for these people rather than too slow? See below…

Golf is Too Hard
Do you have that friend who has to be great at everything he or she does? It’s the best to get these people out on the golf course and watch them shank and slice their way back to the clubhouse for the first and last time. “How do you play this game?” they’ll ask as they proclaim you’d have to be crazy to fork over hard-earned cash without ever having a chance to go pro. Yes my non-golfing friends, golf is hard. But that’s what’s so fun about it! One man’s torture is another’s comfort.

Golf is Too Expensive
This has a ring of truth to it. When you compare the costs of playing golf with playing, say, any other recreation sport, golf will (over the course of the season) cost you more. This can mostly be attributed to greens fees, which all recreational golfers must fork-over before teeing off. And this is probably why golf has been (and continues to be) called a “rich man’s” game. But I don’t think that label is necessarily fair. For example, I’m by no means “rich” yet I can still afford to play once a week (granted I’m not playing Pebble Beach every week). But hey, when you have a passion for something, you figure out how to work it into your life. Perhaps golf is expensive, but too expensive? Not if you love it.

So to all you golf haters that may stumble across this post…remember: Before you tell that golfer in your life his or her favorite sport is boring, slow and stupid – consider this joke: Two guys are walking down the first fairway at the local club and one man says to the other; “My wife told me if I don’t quit golfing, she’s gonna divorce me…God I’m going to miss her.”

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: boring, difficult, expensive, slow play, stupid

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