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My Balls are Freezing

April 13, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 5 Comments

Will icing your golf balls add distance to your drives? (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

So my father-in-law was visiting from out of state a couple of weeks ago. One of the days during his stay, I began explaining some of the things I do to prepare for the start of the golf season (keep in mind this is a man who’s never played golf in his life).

In the middle of this conversation, he walked over to my refrigerator, opened the freezer and began looking inside. After staring at him for a few moments (wondering if my golf talk was boring him), I asked if he needed something. Here was his reply:

“No, I was just looking for your golf balls.”

WTF?

Me: “Pop, why would I keep my golf balls in the freezer?”

Him: “Well, I’ve always heard if you freeze your golf balls, they go farther. So I assumed all golfers froze their balls.”

Just then my wife came in the kitchen and our conversation about frozen balls ended. But for the rest of the day, I couldn’t shake the notion of golfers everywhere (save for me) having an unfair advantage all these years because they’ve been freezing their balls.

That night, I decided to do a little research on this frozen ball theory. Turns out, my father-in-law isn’t the only one who had heard of this little trick. A Google search returned many people asking the same question: “Does freezing your golf balls make them go farther?”

Man, what people will go through to add a few extra yards to their drives. And with such an easy solution (after all, most of us have freezers), it’s no wonder so many were interested in if this trick was fact or fiction.

I’m not sure how many of you have heard about freezing golf balls, but my research has led me to believe this is pure fantasy. In fact, studies have shown the exact opposite is true: Cold balls will actually travel a shorter distance (on average) than warm balls!

So I guess freezing your golf balls isn’t a good idea. But what about freezing your golf clubs? Sound ridiculous? Well, don’t say that to cryogenic expert and founder of the Cryogenic Institute of New England, Robin A. Rhodes:

Using a process called Nitrofreeze Cryogenic Tempering, Rhodes deep-freezes golf clubs at 300 degrees below zero inside a 24-cubic foot chamber in his Cryogenic Institute of New England office at 60 Prescott St. Deep-freezing of metals, a process first used by NASA in the 1960s, changes their microstructure, relieving stresses and producing a more consistent and uniform material, Rhodes said. As a result, the company claims that golfers get a better feel, less shaft twist for improved accuracy, a larger sweet spot and more distance.

The price tag to give your set of clubs a deep freeze? $230. Hey, it’s a small price to pay for adding some distance and feel (I just don’t want to know what late, great actor my clubs were cryogenically frozen next to)! You can read the full article HERE.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: cryogenic, golf balls, golf clubs, nitrofreeze

10 Things Golf Courses Get Wrong

March 16, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Signs of Golf
Signs on the Golf Course (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)


I enjoy nearly all the golf courses I play…truly, I do. But there are some annoyances that make even a great course lose some of its luster. Here are a few of those annoyances:

1. When There’s no Yardage Markers
Ever play a course with those 150-yardage polls in the middle of the fairways? I wish all golf courses used those. I don’t mind the red, white and blue discs either – they’re old school, but they do the trick. But when a course has no yardage markers, that just gets my goat. What am I supposed to do, count-out my paces to the center of the green and then walk back to my ball? Some courses use an ambiguous shrub as the 150 marker – which sort of works, until that one hole where you can’t tell which little shrub is the marker: “I thought the little boxwood was the 150 but it was really the little pine tree – oh well, I only overshot the green by 30 yards.”

2. When There’s Not Enough Water Jugs
It’s hot and it’s humid. You arrive at the 3rd hole and there’s a water jug waiting for you. You think; “Cool, this course has a water jug every few holes.” But then you don’t come to another one till the 16th. WTF? On like 11, you begin seeing water jug mirages. By the 16th, you can spot the water jug 50 yards away – calling to you like an oasis in the Sahara. Come on courses – get with the program! There needs to be at least 2 jugs per 9-holes – that’s just common human kindness.

3. When You Need a Hammer to Get the Tee in the Ground
I’ve actually broken tees before trying to force them into the ground. Why is this even an issue? Water the freaking tee-box for crying out loud! There used to be this 9-hole track in my neighborhood that all the old timers would play. I kid you not – almost every one of them carried a rubber mallet in their bag to bang the tee into the ground on various holes. It got so bad they actually convinced management to replace some of the tee-box turf with driving range mats. Pathetic.

4. When it’s Cart Paths Only
Why am I even taking a cart? Look, I understand the course wants to keep it’s fairways nice, but cart path only is ridiculous. At least make it 90 degrees! Enough said.

5. When it’s Carts Only
I know, I know – it helps speed up play on the weekends. But to force people to ride is a bit greedy, no? Most courses already charge more to play on the weekend anyway. But when they mandate carts on the weekend too, it just gives them the justification to jack the price up even further. If some golfers want to walk, they should be able to. If someone starts slowing up foursomes behind them, then have a ranger tell them to speed it up. Ah, but having a ranger out on the course costs money, whereas having a mandatory cart rule makes money…it all makes sense to me now.

6. When You Can’t Call Ahead to Order Food at the Turn
Every course should do this. Is it too hard to put a menu on the 9th-tee (perhaps taped to the water jug) with the phone number of the 19th-Hole? It would help keep the pace of play moving if your food is ready for you when you make the turn.

7. When there’s no 19th-Hole
Believe it or not, there are 19th-holeless courses out there. No beer, no wings, no hot dogs. Some of these courses will point you in the direction of the vending machines when you’re hungry or thirsty. This is just unAmerican.

8. When Holes are Too Close Together
Either they didn’t have enough room to build the course in the first place, or it’s just poorly designed. But there’s no reason to be ducking on the tee from balls headed to a green 10 yards to your left. I actually hit a guy with my tee-shot at a local mortar range some years ago because the holes were so close to each other. See my story HERE.

9. When There are Too Many Signs
Some courses have gotten so fed up with people getting hit (probably due to the holes being too close together); misusing carts; or trying to get golfers to follow the local rules; that they end up plastering signs all over the course. Not only is this an eyesore (see photo at top), but it’s the last thing you want to see when you’re just trying to have a nice day on the course. It’s almost like they’re yelling at you before you even tee-off. You know, this kind of stuff wouldn’t happen if these courses accepted tee-times, paced them 7 minutes apart and had a ranger making sure things go smoothly out on the course. Ah, but having a ranger out on the course costs money, whereas plastering signs up everywhere is far cheaper…(why does this sound familiar?)

10. When the Customer Service is Poor
If I’m forking over my hard-earned cash to play 18, the last thing I want is some pro shop punk with an attitude or a grouchy starter. Sometimes it seems the staff’s whole mission is to get you through 18-holes as fast as humanly possible so they can squeeze more groups in. Whatever happened to golf being a gentlemen’s game? I’m not saying a bag boy needs to clean your clubs after the round, but a little hospitality would be nice.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: cart, course, hospitality, ranger, starter, water jug, yardage marker

Golf Simulators: Good Practice or Giant Video Game?

March 7, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 5 Comments

Stinky Golfer Chris letting it rip in the golf simulator (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Stinky Golfer Chris letting it rip in the golf simulator (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

This past Friday night I got a text from Stinky Golfer Greg asking if I can hit the indoor range Saturday morning. Unfortunately, due to my kids basketball playoff schedule, I’m unable to commit to it because I don’t know how far the team is going to advance, so therefore, don’t know when I’ll be free. We plan on trying again in a couple of weeks.

However, it turns out they don’t advance very far, getting knocked out in the first round. This now frees up the afternoon. Still with the indoor range on my own mind, the kids remind me that I promised to take them to the indoor spot to use the golf simulator. So it looks like I’m going after all. I call ahead to make sure a tee time is available (yes…you need to make a tee time), and we’re off.

Now I’ve used the simulator before, so it’s not new to me. I take it as just an opportunity to get a little swing practice in. But for the kids…this is a giant video game! And after listening to their excitement and the way they are looking at it, I start to realize that their right. It’s just a giant video game. But never did that become more apparent than when I absolutely crushed a beautiful drive off the tee to the tune of…156 YARDS?!

OK, I’m not saying I’m capable of hammering out 300 yard drives on a regular basis. But I certainly am capable of of driving farther than 156! So I put it behind me until it’s my turn to tee off on the next hole. Once again, I hit it pretty solid. The result…163! What is going on??!! Now it’s no longer a game. I realize this is pretty inaccurate and go back to focusing on my swing.

This experience got me wondering – Is the golf simulator a useful tool? Or is it just the giant video game my kids view it to be? I guess the answer is.., it’s both. I’m not playing out on an actual course, so course and weather conditions never came into play. Also, you don’t putt on the simulator, so my semi-normal three-putts never come into play either (you always one- or two-putt, based on distance from the hole). But at the same time, the inaccurate readings of distance certainly did force me to concentrate more on my swing. After all, I certainly can’t allow a 10 and 12 year old to out-drive me!

In the end though, I got both a little bit of fun and a bit of practice out of the simulator. The inaccuracy of the simulator did force me to focus more. However, it was a rainy day in early March – not typical golfing season or weather…but there I was (according to the simulator anyway) in Myrtle Beach at Arrowhead Country Club (kids choice).

Oh yeah, and just to prove how inaccurate the simulator really is…I shot an 89. My twelve year old…a 91. And my ten year old….95 (including back-to-back birdies). In reality, I have never broken 90. But you know what? The three of us had a damn good time. And if it did something to keep their attention on the sport, even if it was just a video game, then that’s just fine with me.

We swung ’til we were happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Arrowhead Country Club, golf simulator, indoor driving range, indoor golf facility, practice facility

Analysis: What Makes a Golf Course Great

March 2, 2011 | By Golf Stinks | 5 Comments

For the last year or so, Golfstinks has been collecting information on what makes a golf course great. We intend to apply what we’ve learned to the Golfstinks Golf Course Rating System, which will rank every course at the state/province level and at the national level.

Why would we want to do this? Well, for one, it would be cool to have rankings for every course, wouldn’t it? Think about this scenario; You’re traveling to a city and want to squeeze in a round of golf while you’re there, but which course should you play? Just zip on over to Golfstinks.com’s course search, filter by location and then sort by course rankings – voilà, instantly find the highest ranked course within your price range, pack the clubs and enjoy!

Anyway, we created a survey and posed some pretty basic questions, including “How often do you play?” and “How much do you typically pay for greens fees?” But the meat of our survey asked; “Of the following six criteria, which is most important to you?” Here are those criteria:

  • Difficulty
  • Layout
  • Grooming
  • Hospitality
  • Scenery
  • Price

Recently, the survey reached 100 responses (thank you)! We’ve taken those initial 100 responses and have begun looking at what you said about a great golf course experience.

Findings
First, let’s take a look at who took the survey: That would be predominantly males (91%) between the ages of 50-59 (28%). The second most frequent age group was 30-39 (23%), followed by 40-49 (22%). These golfers predominantly play at public/muni courses (56%) and average 50 rounds or more annually (24%). It should be noted that 22 percent of the respondents average between 30 & 39 rounds annually, while 20 percent of them average between just 10 & 19 rounds annually.

Now onto the meat and potatoes: Of the criteria listed above (based on three possible answers: Very-, Somewhat-, and Not Important), most respondents (74 out of 100) chose “Layout” as a “Very Important” feature of their hypothetical great golf course. In addition, 71 chose “Scenery” and 69 chose “Grooming” as also “Very Important.” This came as somewhat of a surprise to the Golfstinks team. We figured scenery and grooming would be very important to most golfers, but layout?

what makes a golf course great - golfstinks

We then asked respondents to rank the six criteria in order of importance to them (which forced them to reveal what they felt would be the most important feature of a great golf course). As with the previous question, “Layout” again proved important – receiving the most top votes (26). Then something interesting happened: “Price” garnered the second-most top votes with 24 (“Grooming” and “Scenery” only received 17 and 15 top votes respectively, placing them 3rd and 4th). What’s interesting about this is in the previous question, more respondents (49) felt “Price” was only “Somewhat Important” versus the 43 respondents that felt it was “Very Important.” Even more interesting, 23 respondents said “Price” was least important to them (which is just one less than those who felt it was most important)!

what makes a golf course great - golf stinks

Perhaps not surprisingly, course “Difficulty” is not very important. In fact, it received the most least important votes (33) of the six criteria. Meanwhile, many respondents (55) said “Hospitality” was “Very Important” to them. But when the next question forced them to rank it amongst the other criteria, it placed second-to-last.

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Some discussion on the findings:
While an appealing course layout is a matter of personal style, it’s clear golfers feel strongly about how a course is designed – even though individual opinions may differ from course to course (which makes it extremely difficult to establish what a good layout actually is). What we have learned is layout matters; and our ratings will reflect such.

Greens fees are another hard-to-guage area – it’s either the end-all, or just an after thought. To a good chunk of the respondents (26), price is everything – so much so, that cost was more important to them than any other course attribute (e.g. they’d rather the course be inexpensive than beautiful). Perhaps the current economy played a role in their answers, but remember, the whole point of the survey was positioned as “what makes a golf course great” – despite this, price was still an important factor to many, which is interesting. BTW, it should be noted that most respondents (46) said they typically pay between $40 & $60 for greens fees.

Conclusions
What we liked about this survey was how the first two questions checked each other. While our first survey question (asking if the 6 criteria were Very-, Somewhat-, or Not Important) established what an off-the-cuff reaction would elicit, the second question forced people to really think about which criteria was most important to them. In other words, we could have just casually asked a bunch of random golfers what their dream course would offer, but they would have just said the same for everything (e.g. good grooming, good layout, good hospitality, good scenery, good price). By forcing them to rank those criteria, we can now better pin-point what ingredients make a golf course great.

The survey did have some issues we hope to fix going forward. For example, our custom age ranges cannot be cross-tabulated with those from the US Census Bureau. In addition, it may be beneficial to have a question asking what makes a good course layout.

Overall though, these results are a promising start to weighting our course rating criteria. The original survey can be seen HERE. Feel free to comment below on how we can improve on our survey.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf course ratings, golf course reviews

Counterfeiting Golf Clubs (Follow-Up)

February 18, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

Callaway authenticA little over a year ago, I posted about the growing problem of counterfeit golf clubs. But recently, Callaway has come forth with a new innovation to help combat this problem.

According to a company press release, its new labeling system (which has been rolled-out only in Australia and New Zealand thus far) will require a polarized film to view the authentic label (see picture at left). Callaway says this safeguard will provide consumers a guarantee of authenticity (I hear you, it would suck to buy a set of clubs for $500-plus and find out they are fugazi’s).

Apparently, club counterfeiting at this level is something that has been going on for a few years now. Back in 2007, the folks at globalgolf.com, along with WRAL, did a story on phony clubs (check it out HERE). And then there’s this great video from last year explaining how to spot a counterfeit (will the beginning golfer be able to tell?):

This makes me wonder; if these counterfeiters put the same effort they exerted in counterfeiting into something legit, they would probably be doing just as well. Needless to say, they also wouldn’t have the stress or fear of getting caught lurking over them. But, I guess if this world didn’t have counterfeiters, we wouldn’t know what’s real.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Use a real club…

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Callaway, counterfeit, globalgolf, golf clubs, WRAL

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