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Golf Clips In The Flicks

October 13, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Golf has been the subject of many movies.  Some of them comedies (Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore) and some more serious (The Greatest Game Ever Played, The Legend of Bagger Vance).  In each of those movies golf played a major, or at least significant role.  But it’s funny, for a game that’s always taken so seriously, I’ve noticed many films or television shows that use golf as somewhat of a comic relief.  Perhaps it’s the writers taking a bit of a shot at the seriousness of the sport?  What do I mean?  Well, here are a few examples:

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How about this scene from The Walking Dead (season premiere last night!)?  In this scene from an otherwise dark and somewhat disturbing show, The Governor and one of his henchmen stand atop a makeshift wall, launching drives at aimlessly wandering zombies.  It’s a funny few seconds from an otherwise, unfunny show.  Now, did anyone watch Lost?

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If so, do you remember this scene?  Again, not a funny show.  These people are trapped on a mysterious island, smoke monsters chasing them and no idea where they are or how long they’ll be there.  So what to do to let off a little steam?  Find a set of golf clubs from the plane wreckage and build a makeshift golf course.  Complete that with a fat guy and a skinny guy gyrating by the pin to distract the guy teeing off?  Now that’s how you put a smile on someone’s face.  Speaking of smiles, what about another classic, funny scene from an otherwise unfunny movie…

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A great scene where a couple of FBI agents are watching Nicky (Joe Pesci) from a circling airplane only to run out of gas and are forced to land on the fairway.  As Nicky and Ace watch the agents hurry away, Nicky gives one of many great lines – “$100 whoever hits the plane.”  And while on the subject of mob movies…

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Just one of many great scenes from a great show, The Sopranos.  In this one, Tony is trying to fit in with his neighbor, like a regular guy.  But on the course, he quickly realizes he is being treated as more of a circus freak than one of the guys.  So for their entertainment, he tells them a story about John Gotti, to let them know what kind of a guy he is.  It’s not exactly a funny scene out of context.  But in relation to the rest of the episode, it is.

Point here is, as I mentioned earlier, golf is often times used as some type of comic relief in otherwise serious times.  Kind of funny considering how serious many golfers take their sport.  Maybe we can all take a hint from the movies and TV and take it a little less seriously ourselves.  You’ll probably enjoy it much more!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: caddyshack, casino, golf movies, happy gilmore, Lost, the greatest game ever played, the legend of bagger vance, The Sopranos, The Walking Dead

What’s Your Favorite Season For Golf?

October 8, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Sleeping Giant Golf Course, Connecticut
Sleeping Giant Golf Course, Connecticut (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Well, we’re into my favorite part of the year – autumn.  You can have the spring and summer.  Being a native New Englander, I live for the cooler temperatures, crisp night air, the changing of the leaves, breaking out the jackets and sweaters.  This is the weather I wait all summer for.  So not surprisingly, it’s also my favorite season for golf.  Besides the cooler temperatures and no humidity, making your round of golf much more comfortable, it’s the changing of the leaves that can help make your favorite course even prettier, or bring an ordinarily dull course much more to life.  But what about you?  What’s your favorite golf season?

Is it spring?  I can understand why may golfers are fans of the spring time.  The spring usually means the beginning of the golf season.  A fresh, new start.  The winter chill is gone, temps are rising.  Trees and flowers are blooming and the courses are drying out.  It’s a chance to get a good bunch of golf in until the real summer heat and humidity kick in.

Maybe it’s the summer?  The summer is probably the time of year when you have the most consistent good weather.  Some of us can’t think of a better way to beat the summer heat than to head out for a ride in the old golf cart, grab a couple of beers from the Mofobete, and hope to whack your ball into a shady spot.  Just, no one writing this post.  But others…sure.  But mid-summer golf, for me, can be summed up in five simple words once uttered by Stinky Golfer Pete after a missed putt – “It’s too hot to miss.”

For me it’s the fall.  For all of the reasons mentioned above, and then some, the fall is far and away my favorite time of year for golf.  Really, who wants to sweat in places where you can’t quite get your towel to while in a public place?  Who wants to play golf when you feel like you just stepped out of a hot shower each time you walk to your ball?  I’d rather wait out the heat in order to play a little more golf in weather like this!  Hey, it’s fall in New England.  There’s a reason people travel here at this time of year.

Maybe you enjoy the winter for golf.  Wait…what?  OK, so no one (or very few anyway) are out playing golf in the snow.  But for many golfers who live in the northern portion of the country, maybe the winter means traveling south to play golf.  Maybe you have a second home or a timeshare.  Maybe the winter is simply time for your yearly big golf trip.  If you live in the south, then maybe you’re waiting for the cooler winter temperatures to play more often.  Whatever the reason, maybe the winter’s your time.

No matter your choice or your favorite season, to each their own.  Whatever gets you out on the course is good reason enough.  Whether you prefer the heat or the cooler weather.  Be it the lush green of mid-summer or the vibrant colors of the fall.  Hell, maybe your out there in the freezing mid-winter temperatures.  Whatever it is that gets you out there, enjoy it!

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Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: autumn, fall, golf trip, poll, seasons, spring, summer, winter

Why Do I Love Golf? Because I Don’t Care

September 29, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

thVA2KCXGGI think we all know by now that one of our firm stances here at GolfStinks is the idea that the game of golf is more enjoyable if it’s not taken too seriously.  And from every experience I’ve had, that’s 100% true.  However, I guess you don’t really realize whether or not you are taking the game seriously until you play with someone who truly doesn’t care about anything except getting out on the course.  A couple weekends ago I got to play a round with one of those people.

It started when I arrived to the course.  Now I’m in relatively good physical condition.  I could afford to lose a few pounds and I’m not in tip-top shape, but I’m not about to keel over at the next bite of a hot dog either.  I like to walk the course, mainly to get exercise.  My playing partner?  Not a chance.  He already has a cart paid for before I even arrived at the course.  As a matter of fact, he picked me up at my parking space.  For him, walking the course?  Out of the question.  It’s only during some conversation that I realize how stupid I sound when I try to explain how walking gives me a better “feel” for the course.  Who am I kidding?  The only thing I “feel” is my sore feet.

Even further was the score – this is where we felt exactly the same.  Neither of us really cared what we scored.  Just the idea that we were playing was more important.  However, I can’t remember the last time I took a mulligan.  But we each took one, and you know what?  I didn’t care.  It’s not a competition.  My score doesn’t matter.  I had one of those “Nope” moments and gave myself a do-over.  Big deal.

Playing with him opened my eyes more to why I enjoy this game.  I’m not out there for exercise.  I’m not trying to get a “feel” for anything.  I’m not in a competition.  I’m just there to hang with my buddies and play a game.  It’s how the game should be approached by all of us…as a game.  Now, this doesn’t mean I’m not going to walk the course anymore.  But if someone offers me a ride, I’ll probably take it.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf cart, mulligan, walking the golf course

But I Want To Play 18 Holes!

September 22, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

thObviously, I like playing golf.  That goes without saying.  But there’s something about playing only nine holes that leaves me feeling unfulfilled.  Of, course, I’m going to play nine when I have the opportunity, and I’ll be satisfied doing so.  But there’s a big difference between being satisfied and being happy.

Just due to work schedules, family commitments and life in general…time and finances don’t often allow for eighteen holes much anymore.  It seems that years ago, playing only nine was almost unheard of unless it was last minute or late afternoon before dusk.  But now, it’s just the opposite.  Nine holes has become the norm and eighteen has been reserved for special occasions and the like.  Honestly, it’s almost sad.  So last weekend, when the invitation to play eighteen was extended, finances be damned…I’m playing!

I don’t know why I accept it.  I’m not interested in two quarters of football.  I don’t want a baseball game to end after five innings.  If I’m playing a pickup game of basketball to twenty, we don’t stop after eleven!  Is it because of how long it takes to play eighteen holes?  Really?  I just don’t want to accept that as an excuse anymore.  Can we really not find the five hours once every couple of weeks to fit in a full round?  It seems we as golfers need to work better on our time management skills.

Look, we’re being duped by our families or significant others – does your wife/girlfriend cut their pedicure or hair appointments short?  Tell her she can only get one hand done this weekend.  Or she can only get her hair washed and blow-dried, but not cut this time.  That’s going to have to wait until two weekends from now.  We’re being duped by our jobs – I’m sure your boss makes the time to cut out early on occasion, right?  I’m sure your boss doesn’t work on the weekends as often as you, right?  Well why not tell him, “I’m only going to put in four hours today.”  Or “Sure, I’ll work on the weekend, but only on one day…you do the other.”

I don’t know.  I just enjoyed playing eighteen for only the second time this year.  It’s just uncalled for and needs to change.  And you know what?  Golf season is only half the year.  The other half, we don’t play at all…not even nine!  So I’m going to push for eighteen holes for as much as is left of this season.  And next year, I’m going to push for it again.  It needs to happen.  I need it to happen.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: 18 hole round, 9 hole round, golf stinks, golfstinks

My First Experience With The So-Called “Cheater Ball”

September 15, 2014 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

thZKOZDGTKWell, we’ve all read about, heard about and maybe even tried out the so-called “cheater ball,” the Polara golf ball.  Though we here at GolfStinks have already given both the positive as well as the negative effects the use of the ball could possibly have on the sport, we haven’t actually offered up our own experiences with the ball.  Well, this past weekend, I gave the Polara ball a real try for the first time, so I’ll be the first to share my opinion.

Prior to this past Saturday, my only experience with the Polara had been teeing off with one which was given to me on the last hole of a round by my playing partner, who had been using them all day.  I reluctantly agreed to try one out as I still had that “cheater ball” mentality in mind.  But curiosity had certainly gotten the best of me.  I proceeded to mis-hit the tee shot, only for it to somehow still land safely in the rough a couple hundred yards out.  So the question became…did I land safely in the rough rather than out of bounds because of the ball?  Or would I have been safe anyway?  Unfortunately, this is a question that still looms to this day.

So this past weekend, I played eighteen holes at a local course and decided to try the Polara out on half the round – regular balls on the front nine and Polara’s on the back.  Now I understand that by not playing the same holes, I can’t really make a fair comparison as far as the scores go.  But that’s not the comparison I’m really trying to make.  I want to find out if, quite simply, the ball is going to travel straighter as the claim states.  So, for the record, my score was four strokes lower on the back nine with the Polara than on the front with regular balls.  But for the real issue…

On the front nine, I felt like I played my typical game.  A few good shots, more not so good.  After the ninth hole, my score was just about what it normally is.  So I switched over to the Polara’s to start the tenth.  For about the first four or five holes, I didn’t see or feel much difference in my balls flight path, distance or otherwise.  However, by the second half of the back nine, I noticed a few of my shots were traveling pretty straight on clubs I normally tend to struggle with.  But again, for me anyway, this just opens up more questions – mainly, how do I know that if I hit that same shot with a regular ball, the result wouldn’t be the same?  So is it the ball?  Or is it the idea of the ball that’s giving me a more mental edge than a physical one?  And if it is more of a mental edge, then doesn’t that mean the ball is working, just in a different way?

As I said, my score did come down on the back nine, but would that have happened anyway with a regular ball?  I think another couple of rounds may be in order to try to get a more accurate assessment.  And next time I think I’ll try playing the same holes with the two different balls.  But in the meantime, I think I’ll plan on keeping the Polara’s in my bag and I will continue to use them.  Hey, just because they may not be legal on the PGA Tour doesn’t mean I can’t use them on my local muni.

More reviews to follow.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: cheating, golf ball, polara

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