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The Christopher Columbus of Golf

October 11, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Who was the Chris Columbus of golf?
Who was the Chris Columbus of golf?

In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And found this land, land of the free, beloved by you, beloved by me.

Actually, I have no idea if those are the correct words. Everything after “blue” is pretty much a mystery. No one really seems to know the exact words. But that’s OK, everyone knows the basic idea and the basis of the story.

But I want to look at things on a much smaller scale. We know, for the most part, what it was that Columbus brought to this land. But in the spirit of the holiday (a day which I do not have off from work by the way), I was interested in finding out who brought golf as we know it to this country. Who is the Christopher Columbus of golf? Well, on the 18-hole scale anyway, it’s a man named Charles MacDonald.

First off, I was surprised to find that 18 holes of golf is a relatively new concept in the United States, especially considering its roots, according to some research, date back as far as the mid 1300’s. But Charles MacDonald, who was born in Canada and raised in Chicago, is responsible for building the first regulation 18-hole golf course in 1893.

His story, golf-wise, starts in 1872 when at the age of sixteen he was sent to school in Scotland…so you can see where this is going. He took up golf, played as often as he could for two years, then moved back to the United States where he….did not continue to play golf.

By the 1880’s, immigrants began bringing the game to the States. So in 1892, McDonald and his associates opened a nine-hole course known as the Chicago Golf Club. One year later, nine more holes were added and, boom!…the first eighteen-hole golf course in the United States was born. The course still exists today and is now know as Downers Grove Golf Course (The exclusive Chicago Golf Club moved to it’s current location in 1895).

But bringing 18-hole golf to the United States is not MacDonald’s only claim to fame. He is also largely responsible for the formation of the USGA and is a former vice-president of the organization.

Additionally, MacDonald took to golf course design. Looking to bring challenge and variety to golf courses here in the U.S., he took cues from his experiences in Scotland and designed several of the most noteworthy courses in the country. Included among these courses are, the Chicago Golf Club of course, National Golf Links of America, Yale University golf course and The Greenbrier. For his contributions to the golf world, McDonald came to be known as the “Father of American Golf Architecture.”

So how about that? Eighteen hole golf courses are only 117 years old in the U.S. I don’t know about you, but considering Europeans have consistently been coming to American shores for over 500 years now, I would have guessed the origins of American golf to be much older.

Good thing Charles MacDonald came around when he did. Had he not, our excuse to our spouses for getting out of the house on a Saturday would only cover half the time!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Charles MacDonald, Chicago Golf Club, Christopher Columbus, Columbus Day, Downers Grove, Greenbrier, National Golf Links of America, USGA, Yale University golf course

What If PGA Tour Golf Was a Team Sport?

October 4, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Yeah, maybe this was partially inspired by the Ryder Cup, but it was much more inspired by my favorite Sunday afternoon activity….watching football.

Football, in my opinion, is the ultimate team sport. Think about it. If just one single player doesn’t do his job, the play is a waste. If one offensive lineman doesn’t block…the QB is down. If a wide receiver, even though he’s not even involved in the play, doesn’t at least run his route, or block someone downfield, the play is busted. If a cornerback or safety doesn’t cover their man, the other team is on their way to six. No other sport so heavily depends on the team as a whole.

Look at basketball – at any point, one or two players per team are just standing around doing nothing – sometimes they’re not even on the same side of the court! Even worse is baseball. There are times when as many as eight players on the field at once are all just watching the action happen somewhere else. Maybe the players are a little more involved in hockey or soccer, but really….who cares?

Team sports are the most popular sports in the United States. Football, basketball, baseball and yes…even hockey. But what about golf? Why is golf not played in teams? At the high school level, golf is a team sport. At the college level, golf is a team sport. But at the pro level…outside of the Ryder Cup, it’s all about the individual. I understand why it’s a team sport in high school and college, but has anyone ever really considered the idea of pro team golf?

Would it add or detract from the sport? I myself don’t see why it would take anything away. I mean, you’re still seeing the individual golfer play, right? That aspect isn’t affected at all. But what if, instead of getting behind one golfer, you could get behind a team? How would teams be broken up? Would there be a draft? Or would players be eligible for teams based on their home states? For instance, maybe Matt Kuchar leads a team of players from Florida against a team from South Carolina led by Dustin Johnson. The Florida Retirees vs. The South Carolina Beach Bums…or something like that. You know what I’m gettin’ at.

I’m thinking that if this was a team sport, and each weekends tournament scores added up to something towards the end of the season…this could build up to a PGA Tour Super Bowl of sorts. Imagine the final weekend of the season being a foursome-on-foursome meeting between Jim Furyk’s Pennsylvania team vs. Lefty’s California squad. Sounds pretty OK.

I’m not saying every weekend tournament would have to be played as a team. Tournaments would still be setup as they are now. However, each golfers individual results would affect their teams cumulative score. And at the end of the season, the two best teams will face off.

I’ll tell you three ways this could/would be beneficial to the tour. Number 1 – It makes every tournament mean more. Even the smaller, lesser followed events. Number 2 – It will get the big names to the current not-so-big venues. And number 3 – It would get all golfers playing more often. No more of this Tiger Woods and his only playing 12 events crap, while everyone else is playing 20+. I don’t know about you, but this is beginning to sound OK!

Now I know that some of you are saying to yourself “But golf isn’t supposed to be a team sport. You play golf against yourself. You try to beat the best you’ve done every time you play.” You know what…shut up. I always hated that asinine comment and that’s why I’ve never attempted to make that stupid argument and never will. That’s just golfers trying to justify why their sport is better than another. I can make that same stupid argument for ANY athlete in ANY sport. If it was all about playing against yourself then there wouldn’t be tournaments against other golfers! Of course you’re trying to play your best round ever! Why wouldn’t you?! Do you think Tom Brady goes out on the field every Sunday saying “I think I’ll try to do just enough to get by this time. I don’t want to do better than I did last week.” Do you think Kobe Bryant says the same thing? How about Albert Pujols? See how stupid it sounds? But I digress.

Maybe this is an all around stupid idea. I don’t know. But it’s an idea anyway. I’m just trying to think of some ways to inject some life into an often times lifeless sport.

Anyone got a better idea?

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Albert Pujols, Dustin Johnson, golf stinks, golfstinks, Jim Furyk, Kobe Bryant, Matt Kuchar, PGA, PGA TOUR, phil mickelson, team sports, tiger woods, Tom Brady

A Golf Course Is Like Pizza…

September 27, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

I don’t know how anyone else feels about this, but to me there are certain foods of which a good meal isn’t much different than a bad one. Chinese, especially take-out, comes to mind. A bad plate of Gong Bao Chicken and a good plate of Gong Bao Chicken are not all that different.

Mexican is another. Now don’t get me wrong…I’ve had some really bad Chinese and Mexican dishes, and I’ve had some really good Chinese and Mexican dishes. I’m saying, in general, there’s not a big difference.

But even though you know of a certain restaurant that may serve up some of those below-par dishes, you still go to them in a pinch. For me, it’s pizza. I love pizza. I can have pizza three times a week and it’s OK with me. But unfortunately, since I moved out of the New Haven, Connecticut area, I just can’t find a good pie anywhere locally. I apologize to everyone around me now, but the pizza places you’ve recommended to me with that “great sauce” or “good pepperoni” – I’m sorry and I’m sure I’ve been spoiled by being so close to the famous Pepe’s and Modern pizzerias for years, but…your recommendation? It sucked.

But I have kids. And packing them into the car to drive 40 minutes for pizza every time we want it? It’s just not realistic. So we settle for the crappy pizzas we find around here. They’re not good, but they’re good enough to satisfy a craving.

For me, golf is the same way. Sometimes, I just want to play. Yeah, I want to play a nice course whenever I can. But at the same time, I don’t always have the time or the money to play the nicest courses around. So, I settle for playing some courses that wouldn’t be considered top-tier. But, like the pizza, it’s OK because I’m still playing golf.

That’s what it’s all about. I don’t so much care where I play, I just care that I do. Of course I’d prefer to play the nicest courses all the time, who wouldn’t? But for most of us, that’s just not possible. It costs more money to play the nicer courses. For some of us, it takes more time because these courses may not be local. I have a nice course only ten minutes away, but it’s pricey…so I won’t be there all the time (not that I want to play the same course all the time anyway).

But the bright side to this is the chance to discover and play a wide variety of courses throughout the state. Unheralded courses. Courses that fly below the radar. Courses that I would normally never play if I just focused on certain others. Some may not understand this. Some may not understand why anyone would want to play these courses when there are better available. And that’s fine. I just prefer the variety. I prefer playing different courses. This is why I’m not a member at any one.

Yeah, sometimes I have to settle. But am I really? Sure, I’m not at the greatest course in the world, but I’m doing what I set out to do…play golf. Maybe I’m not being waited on hand-and-foot, but I’m here to play golf…not to pass out tips and have my ass kissed. Maybe the scenery isn’t as great as it could be, but I’m not exactly looking at a demilitarized zone either. I’m playing golf, and that’s all that I set out to do. So I’m happy.

So how is a golf course like pizza? Even when it’s bad…it’s still pretty good.

Swing ’til you’re happy.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf course, golf stinks, golfstinks, pizza

In Case Of Emergency, Pop Trunk

September 20, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

So if you’re like me and you drive a smaller sports car, you understand trunk space is at a premium. I remember one occasion when I was picking my wife up from the airport. She had two bags with her (Insert your favorite mother-in-law joke here).

Problem was, I forgot to take my golf clubs out of the trunk. Uh-oh. There’s no way the larger of the two bags (Insert your second favorite mother-in-law joke here) was going to fit. Luckily, I do have a backseat. It’s a bit of a tight squeeze, but it is a backseat nonetheless. So after a bit of a fight with the larger of the two bags (again…joke) we were on our way home; disaster averted.

My wife doesn’t understand why my clubs were in the trunk anyway, considering I hadn’t played recently and had no plans to play again soon. I try to explain to her that you never know where you’re going to be when a round of golf breaks out. So it’s best to be prepared. She thinks I’m an idiot. She’s probably right.

Now when I say my trunk is small, I mean it’s small. It’s so small in fact, there is actually a diagram on the underside of the trunk lid showing how to fit two golf bags in there! I guess somehow the great minds at Infiniti must have know this car would eventually find it’s way into a golfers driveway!

But the fact that a diagram showing golf bags in my trunk exists at all is what I find astonishing. The diagram does not explain how to fit luggage in the trunk, although I wish it did. Instead, it shows two golf bags. So obviously, some research went into finding out how many people travel with golf clubs in the trunk. And considering the diagram found its way into my car…I guess it was a relatively high number.

Now it’s not just the clubs themselves that take up the space – it’s the shoes, the umbrella, a couple of boxes of balls and whatever other random things are in there. Throw all of that crap into one small space, and you can see how disorganized it can get. Anyone else have this problem? Well how about this for a solution – don’t pick your wife up from the airport!

Sorry honey; just kidding. Seriously though, finding a solution to this problem would be pretty great, right? Finding it cheaply would be even better. But finding it on a website better known for selling dining tables would be completely unexpected! But sure enough, here it is:


Pretty sweet, eh? I can squeeze just about every golf accessory I have, short of my clubs, into that one convenient package. And no kidding…it’s just a click away while surfing http://www.diningroomsdirect.com/.

See, that site is a branch of http://www.csnstores.com/. They have just about everything you can shop for on that site – furniture, household goods, clothing and yes, golf accessories. If you’re on the dining room site, you just click the tab at the top that says “view all 200 csn stores” and then search “golf trunk” on that page. I’ve done it for you HERE.

Not bad for under $60! But you know what could make it better? What if it was free?! Well, for one lucky Golfstinks reader, it can be. As with all of our great Golf Stinks blog giveaways, simply head over to our Facebook page and “like” us. That’s it! That’s all you have to do to enter! We’ll then randomly choose one lucky winner, and we’ll be in touch!

One warning though – once you have this thing, you no longer have any excuses for allowing your trunk to look as bad as it does. You no longer have the ability to say “I’m sorry honey, there’s no way that will fit in my trunk. We’ll have to take your car.” And you will certainly have no excuse for leaving any bags (you know what to do here) sitting on the airport curb.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

*Update – In response to the comment asking if the diagram on the inside of my trunk actually exists, here you go! I couldn’t believe it when I saw it either…

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: csnstores, dining rooms direct, dining tables, facebook, golf clubs, golf clubs in trunk, golf stinks, golf trunk organizer, golfstinks

From Greens To Gridirons

September 13, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

This is my favorite time of year. The days are getting cooler and more comfortable. The nights are becoming, what I refer to as, “sleeping weather.” Soon, the leaves will be blazing with the foliage of another beautiful Connecticut autumn. It doesn’t get any better than spending a few hours out on the course on a Saturday morning in September or October. But not Sunday! Why not Sunday? Well, becaue of another reason this is my favorite time of year. It’s football season!

Since I began playing golf, I try not to let much get in the way of being on the course. Sometimes I can’t help it. Things happen. I can’t control the weather. And with my wife being a photographer, sometimes her appointments, sessions or weddings get in the way. But hey, it’s better for her to be making us money, than for me to be spending it, right? But the one thing that I will always allow to get in the way of golf is the NFL. I will put away my putter in favor of my Patriots.

I have long been a fan of football. Ever since I was just a little kid and my dad would keep me up at night to watch Monday Night Football. Nothing has changed since then. As a matter of fact, I find myself doing the same thing with my boys now. The minute the Super Bowl ends, I long for September to come around again. I want to spend my Sundays lounging in front of the TV with a beer, eating chips and wings. I’ll play golf on Sunday, but I have to be home by 1:00.

However, as much as I love football and look forward to the start of the season, I guess it is a bittersweet feeling as well. Because when the football season is just starting up, that means golf season is winding down. So I begin to reflect on another season of golf. I look back on another season in which I didn’t get to play nearly as much as I would have liked. I don’t really reflect on my performance all that much. For me, it’s more about quantity than quality. I think back on some of my favorite rounds. I look back and appreciate playing a course I’ve never played before, or one I haven’t visited in a few years. I try to remember the good rounds and forget the bad. There’s usually not a whole lot of good rounds for me to remember!

But along with the disappointing feeling of another golf season coming to an end, is the feeling of knowing I am also entering my favorite part of the golf season! Often times, we will try to save some of the best courses for last. Courses we know have the best views of the changing leaves. The prettiest courses in autumn. There’s nothing like standing at the top of an elevated par-3, hitting your ball into a sea of reds, oranges and yellows, followed up by searching for the ball in the woods while the fallen leaves crunch beneath your Foot-Joys. How about playing a course with a few holes that wind around an orchard right when the apples are in season. There’s nothing like eating an apple picked right off the tree. And it’s even better when I can simply drive my golf cart right up to the tree, and pick out the best one I can find. Now that’s great golf.

So let’s all enjoy these last few weeks of the season. Forget your score for a while. Don’t try so hard. Don’t take it so serious. Enjoy the beautiful weather and comfortable temperatures. And if we’re lucky enough to have that “golf weather” last deep into the year, then let’s just enjoy the fact that we’re out on the course at all! Just not on Sundays after 1:00.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: fall foliage, football season, golf course, golf season, golf stinks, golf weather, golfstinks, monday night football, nfl, Patriots, Super Bowl

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