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In the Time of PED’s, How Has Golf Stayed Clean?

August 26, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Me and one of my boys were feeling a little under the weather this past Sunday afternoon.  So even though it’s a beautiful day, we’re just hanging out on the sofa scanning the channels.  I’m hoping we land on some type of a sporting event.  Well, in actuality, I’m just hoping we land on something other than Power Rangers.  But with the remote in his hand…who knows what we’ll end up watching.  There’s a good chance I’ll end up watching the back of my eyelids.  But lo and behold, he heads to one of the ESPN’s and says “We could watch high school football.”

So at first, I’m partially satisfied.  I mean, even though it’s high school, it’s still football.  But after I thought about it further, I began to wonder why the heck we are watching high school football on a nationally televised cable network.  A local cable access channel?  OK.  But, being that I’m in Connecticut and watching two teams from Florida on an ESPN channel?  What’s going on?!

Then, this just gets me thinking deeper into youth sports on television.  We have high school football being nationally televised.  High school basketball, and McDonald’s All-America games are nationally televised as well.  And in baseball, we go even further past high school, as every year we are nationally televising little league games!!  I can’t be the only person that sees the problem with this.  What problem?  Over-exposure, that’s the problem.

I could be wrong, but in my opinion, over-exposure is where all of the problems with PED’s in sports begins.  When the extra spotlight is put on players who are too young to handle or understand it, pressure is then created at an earlier age.  This pressure to perform in front of cameras on a national stage creates further pressure to perform at a greater level than they can naturally.  Athletes now feel the pressure at an earlier age to be bigger, faster and stronger than their peers.  Enter PED’s.

Thankfully, as far as we know anyway, the PED problem has not yet come to the world of golf – though we have questioned the possibility.  And maybe a part of the reason for that is, no one cares about amateur golf.  Well, not enough to nationally televise high school golf tournaments anyway.  But if it came to that point, do you think for a second the pressure wouldn’t reach those kids as well?  Sure, extra strength from PED’s would, for the most part, only benefit a golfer off the tee.  So it wouldn’t really help the all-around game.  But when a few 17-year old high school seniors are on ESPN ripping 300+ yard drives on a regular basis while reps from Callaway, Nike and Adidas are watching…well…I think you see what I mean.

So after all of these thoughts run through my head, I ended up changing the channel to something else.  I just don’t like the idea of over-exposing and promoting kids, who are at an age when they should be playing these sports for fun more than anything else, and I don’t want to help promote/support it.  We see what it’s doing to baseball.  It’s happening in football as well, although to a far smaller degree.  And it’s probably only a matter of time before it finds its way into basketball too.  So as long as we keep from putting high school golf on TV, maybe that can be one way to help keep the sport clean.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Adidas, all-america, baseball, basketball, callaway, espn, football, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, high school football, little league world series, mcdonald's, nike, PED, performance enhancing drugs, Power Rangers

Can Your Attire Make Golf More Relaxing?

August 19, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

It’s no secret that you play a better game of golf when you’re relaxed.  When you’re stressed or pressured, you tense up and don’t play well.  But more importantly, when you’re stressed or pressured on the course, you’re not having fun.  And quite simply, if you’re not having fun, then you’re missing out on the best part of being out on the course. Well, this past week, I had the pleasure of playing one of the most relaxed rounds I ever had the pleasure of playing. It probably helped that all of the cards seemed to be turning up in my favor.

For starters, I left work early to go play golf.  Most times when I leave work early, it’s for a legit reason – doctor appointment, pickup a kid from school, go to a school conference or concert, etc…  But this time, I was leaving work to go play golf.  Who’s better than me?

Second, I’m playing with someone who looks at the game the same way as I – we’re out there to have fun.  We’ll both try to do well, but first and foremost, it’s a Thursday afternoon and we’re on the golf course instead of at work.  The stress and pressure are left behind with our co-workers.  We don’t have a care in the world, and that leaves nothing but calm and relaxation – the way the game should be played.

Third, and this is the first time I can say I ever did this – I’m wearing jeans.  That’s right.  I was wearing jeans and a polo to work that day, so that’s what I wore to the course as well.   It’s funny, but I didn’t realize how much the way you dress on the golf course can affect your mindset.  When I took the course wearing a pair of jeans, any thought I had of putting any extra pressure to do well on myself was out the window.  All stress was left entirely behind.

What it all boiled down to was, I shot better than average, had a good, relaxing time, played at a nice, leisurely pace and enjoyed myself for a nice round.  Now don’t get me wrong, I’m most certainly not going to get into the habit of playing golf in a pair of jeans.  But I’m just sayin’…

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf apparel, golf in jeans, golf stinks, golfstinks, round of golf

It’s OK To Stink At Golf

August 12, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

One of my favorite sitcoms was always My Name Is Earl.  For those who aren’t familiar, the show is about a guy who, for most of his life, was always.., well.., a low-life dirtbag.  He lied to, stole from and hurt people both physically and emotionally – just an all-around bad guy.  Until one day, by “accident,” he learns about karma.  He then goes on a mission to fix all of the things he’s done to ruin people’s lives.  I mention this because I saw a re-run of an episode I didn’t remember seeing before.  An episode called “Stole Beer From a Golfer.”

In this episode, Earl and his brother convinced a guy that he was a really good golfer who had a shot at the tour even though he was terrible.  Why did they do this?  So they could get free beer.  The poor guy became so obsessed with golf, thinking he had the potential to be great, that he lost his job, his girlfriend left him and he ended up living out of his car.

Obviously, this was a big joke and a far-fetched sitcom.  But in a strange way, there’s some truth to it.  Simple fact, if you stink at golf, just accept it.  If your buddy stinks at golf, don’t hype him up.  Instead, let him know.  You can’t have your golfing buddies going around thinking they’re better than they are.  That’s how they lose money in golf bets.  That’s how they end up looking and sounding like idiots, both on the course and off.

Have you ever been around that guy who talks the part, dresses the part and carries the equipment that looks the part, but when he gets out on the course, it looks like he left the game part at home?  Of course you have.  How do you think he got to be that way?  Because he had one of two things – either his buddies hyping him up, or no one to talk him down.

It’s like when you leave your house looking stupid.  Or when you have a little too much to drink and you start acting like a fool.  You need your friends there to straighten you out before you go too far.  Well, it’s the same in golf.  You need your friends to keep you from doing anything foolish.  And just the same, your friends need you.  Keep your golfing buddies in check and have them do the same for you.  And above all else, remember…if you stink at golf…you stink at golf.  The sooner you accept it, the better off you’ll be.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: beer, golf stinks, golfstinks, karma, My Name Is Earl, sitcom

Golf As A Common Denominator

August 5, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Lucky for me, my boss is pretty lenient when I want to take a day off, come in late or leave early.  He doesn’t care why.  He doesn’t ask questions (though I usually give him the reason anyway).  I just tell him “I’ll be in late on Wednesday,” and it’s fine.  It’s probably because I rarely take any time off that he really has no issue when I do.  I don’t have to come up with ways to play hooky in order to play golf.  One time, the other stinky golfers and I were planning on playing 18 during the week.  So I walk into his office, put on an obvious joking, fake cough and tell him…”I got a little cough coming on.  Looks like I’m going to need next Monday off.”  His response – “Sure.  Where are you playing?”  So you see what I mean.

So when one of our temporary employees (a college kid and friend of my boss’ son) let us know he would be leaving toward the end of the month to head back to school, the head honcho seemed to have no problem with the two of us ditching work early one day later this week so I could take him out for a round of golf as a “Thank you” for a job well-done this summer.  Golf is a useful tool that way.  Taking someone out for a round of golf is a way to show appreciation.  A way to say thanks.

Golf is also a common denominator.  You can have two people who may not have all that much in common, but if they both play golf?  Well now, they’ll be willing to hang out with each other for hours one day.  That’s us.  He’s a cocky, confident, college kid.  I’m a pretty laid back, working class guy.  I’m somewhere around twice his age…maybe more.  Other than the fact that he’s a hard-working kid, I don’t know a whole heck of a lot about him.  But I know he golfs, and that’s enough to get me to cut out of work early one day.

Who knows?  Taking two people who otherwise would likely not be hanging out, and putting them together on a golf course for a few hours, could lead to anything.  Maybe he and I become good friends.  Or maybe we don’t talk again until next summer if he comes back to work.  Either way, I’m sure he’ll appreciate the gesture as much as we appreciated the work he did.  But at the very least, we’ll both appreciate the fact that it’s a Friday afternoon and we’ll be on a golf course rather than at work.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf stinks, golf vs. work, golfstinks, playing hooky

Golf Spam

July 29, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Is it just me, or do all of us golfers get all kinds of ridiculous golf spam email?  I’m sure that it can’t be just me.  It’s not constant – I can go a few days without getting a single email at all, spam or otherwise.  However, when I get ’em, I get ’em – to the tune of twelve to fifteen per day!  Now I just scroll through and delete these emails.  But as I’m doing this, I wonder a couple of things.  Firstly, how many of us golfers are clicking on these emails and following through so that these companies continue to think spam emails work.  And secondly, how on earth do they come up with what they think I would be interested in just by knowing I’m into golf?

So let’s start with the first question.  How many of you have received some golf spam, was actually interested in what you saw, and decided to follow through in the email?  I, for one, have never done this.  Am I missing something?  I fear that the moment I do open one of these up and click whatever link is presented to me, one of two things is going to happen.  Either my computer will self-destruct or I will instantly be hit with dozens more spam emails which will continue to fill my inbox everyday for the next several years.  Neither of those is an option I’m prepared to deal with.

As for the second option – how do they come up with what they choose to send me?  See, I understand some of the spam I get.  Betting websites, golf equipment and apparel stores, golf lessons and things like that.  But what about the rest?  Why do I get emails about weight loss programs and supplements?  How do they know I could afford to lose 25-30 pounds?  Are they going under the assumption that most of us golfers are out of shape?

OK, but what about those Rolex emails?  Do they assume that because I’m a golfer, I’m rich and I can afford to wear whatever I want?  Boy, these people have a lot to learn about me personally.  However, it does seem they are trying to help – I have been offered my Ph.D. via email.  So maybe they’re at least trying to help me get a better paying job.

I guess it’s probably the same with anyone’s email.  No matter what you do, some type of spam is going to sneak through.  It’s just funny to see the type of email I get through an email account associated with golf vs. a personal email account I may have.  As I mentioned, some of the spam I get, I understand.  But some of it is completely out of leftfield and useless.  But…it is always nice to be reminded once in a while that “Hot Russian women want you.”  Am I right?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life, Uncategorized Tagged With: email, golf stinks, golfstinks, Rolex, Spam, weight loss

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