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Last Minute Golf Gift Ideas

December 24, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 6 Comments

It's never too late to get something for the golfer in your life!
It’s never too late to get something for the golfer in your life!

Contrary to popular belief, the most popular shopping day of the year is not Black Friday.  It actually changes from year-to-year, but the busiest day normally falls sometime in December.  However, most husbands and boyfriends would likely believe that December 24th is the busiest shopping day of the year.

So for anyone out there who falls into this frame of mind when it comes to holiday shopping, if you have a golfer on your list then maybe I can help.

See, the problem with buying gifts for golfers is that you really can’t buy the main things…clubs.  There are too many options, choices and variations.  In other words, too many wrong choices to make.  So you have to try sticking to the simpler things.  For instance:

How about a box of Callaway Tour iz golf balls? Sure they may run you about $50+, but it would be a much appreciated gift especially for a golfer, such as myself, who would not normally spend that kind of money on golf balls.

Got a little extra money to spend?  Maybe a little gadget like this would be nice…

It’s a Garmin GPS watch.  OK, so it’s about $250, but hey…it’s got lifetime course updates!

Or, maybe you have a golfer with a sense of humor.  Maybe something like this would do?

It farts when it returns your ball!  And after all, fart jokes never really get old, even for golfers.  So combining golf with a fart joke?  How could this gift go wrong…

Face it, we all save some of our holiday shopping for the last minute, be it intentional or otherwise.  So if you’re struggling with any last minute items, I hope I helped.  Otherwise, we here at golfstinks would like to wish everyone Happy Holidays and all the best for the coming new year!

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: Black friday, Callaway, Garmin GPS, golf balls, holiday shopping

Book Review: The Golf Excuse Handbook

November 28, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

IMG_6411There are many, many golf books presented to GolfStinks and we can’t read them all. But when one is entitled “The Golf Excuse Handbook: A Duffer’s Survival Guide” we have a hard time passing it up.

I’ll start by making an excuse for the author: He’s a lawyer named Jason Frank. Seriously, who better to bend and twist the truth than a lawyer? You can basically say this book was written by an “excuse expert.”

And what Mr. Frank has done is written one of the greatest stroke-saving books in golf…because you don’t have to change a thing about your swing. You just have to be comfortable with making excuses.

For example, did you know you can start making excuses for your wretched play before you even step on the first tee? Mr. Frank lists several options for that, including a pre-round injury such as stubbing your toe (or a garage door falling on your head) that can translate into the shanks or yips during your round. And how about blaming the weather? Any weather – hot, cold, wind, rain – it can all be utilized to help you save face on the links.

But this book goes far beyond typical golf excuses and delves into the imaginative art of blaming anything other than yourself for a poor shot or round. And the keyword in the previous sentence is “art” – Mr. Frank truly is an artist at work when he formulates an excuse…and his book is packed with ready-to-use gems that you can take out on the course with you.

I laughed out loud at several of Mr. Frank’s anecdotes – many genuinely believable excuses; others, slightly preposterous…But all were in good fun. And to that end, I really enjoyed this book. His ability to turn anything close to a duff into a plausible acquittal is simply amazing. And quite honestly, I will probably think twice before so easily accepting any of my golf buddies’ excuses for poor play from now on.

“The Golf Excuse Handbook: A Duffer’s Survival Guide” is a hilarious read that will have you planning your excuse strategy before, during and after each of your future rounds of golf. With the holidays upon us, it will make a great gift for any golfer in your life.

To get your copy the book, click HERE or visit http://golfexcuses.com. Or, you can head on over to our Facebook page and “Like” the post on our wall entitled “Win the Golf Excuse Handbook!” where we’ll pick one random fan to win a copy of the book!

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: book review, duffer's survival guide, excuse, golf book, jason frank, the golf excuse handbook

Book Review: Weird Golf

June 13, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

golfstinks golf stinksI was intrigued when Dave Donelson emailed me to review his “fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible and morally reprehensible” novel about golf.

A golf writer by trade, Mr. Donelson has strung together 18 short stories that engross you in mystery, suspense, comedy and a touch of horror.

Mr. Donelson is obviously an avid golfer – his tales, while tall, are written with such familiarity of golf course antics, you begin to believe what you are reading.

And what you read is somewhat comical, somewhat frightening and somewhat candid all wrapped in one. For example, his hilarious portrait of Superman and Batman playing a competitive round together is both ridiculous, yet believable at the same time.

His creepy tales of golf course ghosts and night crawlers (such as in “Bald Peter’s Pond” and “Night Putting”) leave you feeling a bit unnerved. While other stories such as “By The Rules” and “Choker” take typical golfer frustrations to near homicidal levels.

Meanwhile, Mr. Donelson throws-in what seems to be his own candid opinions of golf in “A Not-So-Brief History Of Golf Time” and “Three Club Wind” – both of which, if you really stop to think about what he is saying, make a ton of sense!

Each story is unique but shares a common thread: Things aren’t what they seem! You’ll surely think about this book the next time you golf after a full moon and you’ll definitely think twice before hassling that foursome of ladies ahead of you.

Weird Golf is a great book for your mystery novel-loving dad this Father’s Day. And if you’re a golfer that’s at all interested in the supernatural, Weird Golf is for you. A bit fantastical? Yes. A rollicking read? Absolutely.

For more about Weird Golf or to purchase the book, please go to http://www.weirdgolf.net/.

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: Batman, book review, ghost, golf book, superman, vampire, Weird golf, werewolf

Book Review: Do I Get A Drop?

May 30, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

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When the guys from Golfstinks get together to play a round, we typically allow gimme putts; don’t care much if you take a Mulligan; and don’t mind if you drop a ball instead of walking back to re-tee.

I’d say we’re pretty normal golfers. Look, it’s not the Tour, we’re just out there to have fun. But I’d be lying if I said we just play however we want. The truth is we care about the rules of golf far more than we let on.

For example, no one in our foursome takes a Mulligan…ever. It’s not that we don’t allow them, it’s just that over the years, we simply stopped taking them. Gimme putts are rare too. And when we’re unsure of a ruling, I’ll typically pull out my phone, open up my USGA Rules app, and try to find out what to do.

I’d say most of the time, we just want to get it right (except for walking back to re-tee – that’s just not practical on most crowded public courses). But getting it right can be a challenge too. Have you ever flipped through the USGA rule book? Many times finding what you’re looking for is impractical in-and-of itself.

Enter the ingenious book by Doug Anderson: Do I Get A Drop? Mr. Anderson is an Australian accountant who decided the golf world needed a guide book for the rule book!

The book works by asking a simple question: Where is your ball? If it’s on the tee, turn to the “Tee” section. If it’s in a bunker, turn to the “Bunker” section. On the fairway or in the rough? Turn to the “Through the Green” section. There are also sections for the green, water hazards, OB and ground under repair too.

You literally just flip to the section that pertains to your situation and your answer will be found within seconds. This book will give you your ruling and get you on your way far quicker than the real rule book – and that’s good news both for you and the group behind you!

But “Do I Get A Drop?” is more than just a quick reference guide. If you read it from start to finish, it’s a quick and easy way to learn the rules. It’s packed with humorous cartoons that help explain different ruling situations – from grounding the club in a bunker to your options in casual water – it amuses as it teaches and as a result, you learn extremely quickly.

Plus, it helps you understand all those crazy rules too – for example, I never knew that you CAN’T ask your playing partner what club they used – a stupid rule, I know – but when money is on the line, it might come in handy!

“Do I Get A Drop?” is the perfect way to instantly find the ruling you need while on the course and a great way to learn the rules of golf while you’re in the living room. And as part of this post, Mr. Anderson has graciously provided us three copies to giveaway!

Just head on over to our Facebook page (“Like” us if you haven’t already) and Like the post on our wall entitled “Win a Free copy of the book Do I Get A Drop?” – that’s it! We’ll select three random people to get their very own copy of this useful book!

Good luck!

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: australia, book review, do i get a drop, doug anderson, golf book, rule book, rules of golf, USGA

DAWGS Golf Crossover Shoe; Versatile Comfort

February 8, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

DAWGS Crossover Golf Shoe
DAWGS Crossover Golf Shoe

So I spent my Super Bowl Sunday morning with a couple golf buddies at the indoor golf simulator, smacking balls into a screen that was projecting Teeth of the Dog Golf Course in the Dominican Republic.

And while we always have a good time at the indoor range, this wasn’t just a social (or practice) session – I was also there on official Golfstinks business: I was tee-testing a new pair of DAWGS Golf shoes – the Men’s Crossover (black).

Touting themselves as offering the “world’s lightest golf shoe,” DAWGS Golf doesn’t sell your typical golf cleat. For starters, there’s no leather – In fact, most of their shoes are constructed with Ethylene vinyl acetate (EVA), which gives them their lightweight properties (think Crocs with soft spikes).

However, when I was asked to review a pair of DAWGS, it was their Crossover shoe that caught my attention – the Crossovers are made of lightweight canvas and come in both black and (for the more adventuresome) houndstooth.

It wasn’t just the looks of the Crossovers that caught my eye – it was the lack of a soft spike. Instead, the Crossovers feature rubber nubs that allow you to wear them both on and off the course – and that’s what enticed me – that I could pull these out of my closet in the morning; drive to the course in them; play 18-holes in them; drive to the super market in them…etc, and never change my shoes!

But would they do their job on the links? (Their job, of course, is to provide both comfort and stability).

In short, my answer is yes. These Crossovers are super comfy (I actually wore them the entire day – from my round on the simulator through Tom Brady’s incomplete end-zone Hail Mary) and there wasn’t one slip on the teeing mat. In addition, they look pretty cool (I was wearing jeans during my test, but they look great with khakis too). At 50 bucks, these versatile shoes are well worth it.

That being said, I should add a couple caveats.

Obviously, the Crossover may not be the best shoe to wear in wet conditions. First of all they are canvas, so they will soak through. And secondly, with the rubber nubs, you may not get the stability on wet grass as you would with normal soft spikes.

Also, you may consider ordering a size up from what the measuring chart on their site tells you. They don’t seem to come in half-sizes, so DAWGS Golf provides a chart to show how to measure your foot to decide which size to buy. I measured and (according to their chart) was a 9. I went with 9 and it’s a smidgen tight. But when I re-read the chart for this post (after the fact), I noticed it recommends to order a size up (so, I probably should have gone with a 10).

Both of these issues seemed minor in my mind though (after all, I wore my slightly tight size 9’s without complaining all day). So, I definitley recommend giving them a try if you’re in the market for a multipurpose golf shoe.

And if you are, then you’re in luck, because DAWGS Golf has agreed to give one of our Facebook fans a free pair of black Crossovers! Check our Facebook Page for details!

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: crocs, crossover, dawgs, golf shoe, shoe

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