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How to Quit Golf; A 12-Step Program

December 17, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

How to Quit Golf
How to Quit Golf is now an e-book!

“How to Quit Golf; A 12-Step Program” is a book written by Craig Brass – a self-described problem golfer who is trying to rationalize why anyone in their right mind would ever want to play this game. His most logical conclusion? No one who plays golf is in their right mind. In fact, he likens golf to an addictive drug that is impossible to quit and will ultimately consume your entire life!

As such, each chapter of the book is one of twelve steps that Mr. Brass has carefully thought-out to help get golfers on the road to recovery…with the end-goal of never stepping foot on a golf course again!

But don’t let this premise deter you – How to Quit Golf is a wonderfully hilarious and disturbingly accurate critical analysis of both golf and golfers – especially those who take the game too seriously. And while some of the imagery contained in the book is slightly exaggerated (purposely and for effect), it is nonetheless one of the most well-constructed and unabashedly genuine compositions about the realities of being a golfer.

It is without a doubt a book every average golfer should read – from the 28-handicap hack to the single-digit handicapper who probably takes himself too seriously. This book will get you thinking – not necessarily about quitting golf (I mean, how realistic is that anyway) but rather about your place in the game and the game’s role in your life. I would be hard-pressed to find another book out there that is more closely aligned with GolfStinks’ message: Golf is a game; you should have fun playing it.

Originally written in hard copy format by Mr. Brass more than a decade ago, we are now treated to this updated e-book version (with forward by actor Jeff Daniels). It is a great last minute holiday gift for any problem golfer in your life! Highly recommended; average golfer approved!

The e-book is available at the following retailers:

  • Amazon
  • iBooks
  • Kobo
  • Google
  • Barnes & Noble

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: average golfer, book review, golf books, quit golf

Is Golf a Dying Sport?

July 30, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments

Empty Golf Range
Empty driving range (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

I love golf. And I know many, many people who also love golf. But even those of us who love it admit there are a few issues that tend to drag it down: It’s too slow; too hard; and too expensive. These are inherent to the game – always have been and probably always will be.

But recently, there have been a few additional red flags run up golf’s proverbial flag pole: First, there was the Chinese government enforcing its ban on building new courses, effectively halting industry growth in what was a promising emerging market; Then there was the alarming NGF (National Golf Foundation) report that 400,000 people quit golf last year, supporting the idea that golf participation is shrinking, not growing; and finally, there was the mass layoffs of golf pros at Dick’s Sporting Goods stores last week, suggesting golf (as it stacks up to other recreational activities) is no longer worth investing in.

If all that isn’t grim enough, there’s always the pesky issue of growing the game to the younger generation. I recently put in my two cents on how to do that properly, because many Millennials (or younger) simply don’t/can’t relate to golf. Take a recent comment we received from a 25 year-old:

“I just don’t have time to learn [golf].  I can get to the range to practice once a week, and play once a week, usually the day after I get to the range.  It’s just not enough, I quit today because after months of effort I’ve gotten nowhere.  I feel bad abandoning my dad, because I was golfing with him, but I refuse to embaress [sic] myself anymore out there and he has friends he golfs with as well. I should add that I’m 25, and I don’t see many young people on the course, mostly grey haired guys 50+.  This sport is dying anyway, I don’t see the point in putting a ton of effort into learning a dead game walking, it won’t exist by 2040.”

Granted, this is just one person’s opinion, but it sounds all too familiar. The younger generation only wants to play to win. And if they can’t excel at golf it’s not worth playing at all. Lost on them is that you don’t have to be good at something to love it. The comments from the 25-year-old above help prove this point – that he quit because he wasn’t good at golf – even if it meant spending less time with his father.

And what of golf being a thing of the past in just a short quarter century? Sounds a bit far-fetched…Or is it? I mean, the notion of every course being gone in 25 years is obviously ridiculous. But that doesn’t mean golf couldn’t be a shell of what it is now…especially if current trends continue. It’s not impossible to imagine a future where golf has regressed back into a small, elitist game – golf pre-1960 if you will – back before Arnie and Jack and television and new equipment technology opened golf to the masses – and more recently before Tiger and the new course explosion that grew this game to what it is today (over grew it, according to many industry sources).

As much as we don’t want to consider that outcome, it would be foolish to ignore it. More courses are closing than opening; hundreds of thousands are quitting and big retail seems to be giving up on the game. Perhaps NGF is right – that this is just market correction from several years of over-growth. But if that’s the case (and the economy continues to struggle), at what point does the market correction end? And perhaps more importantly, what can/should we do about it in the meantime?

Maybe we shouldn’t do anything? Maybe we should just let the market correct itself and hope that when the dust settles, golf will be problem-free. Or maybe we should act now to ensure golf actually has a future once that dust settles?

I truly believe the solution is to market the fun aspect of this game, rather than being so focused on making people play better. From the teaching pros, to the equipment and apparel companies, to (and perhaps most importantly) the media – there needs to be this fundamental shift in our approach to golf. Here’s the thing – not everyone is going to be good at golf. In fact, most of us are going to stink. So let’s embrace that. It’s our job to show the younger generation how fun golf is regardless of what your score is. And it’s time we veterans of the game learn that lesson too – Isn’t walking the fairways on a beautiful day with your friends at least slightly more important than the final number you write down on your scorecard?

If you said no, perhaps this game truly is dying.

Filed Under: The Economics of Golf Tagged With: #enjoygolf, #growgolf, course closures, quit golf

Most Golfers are Consistently Inconsistent

July 23, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

stinkygolfercrossingStatistically, my average score has stayed pretty much the same over the past 20 years. Why? Because I’m consistently inconsistent. The problem of inconsistency afflicts nearly every golf hack out there and as a result, we don’t really improve our games much – at least not without a good amount of practice and/or lessons.

My handicap has been around an 18 since I started keeping track back in the mid-90’s. Sure I may have a decent round every once in a while, but I’ll still have a wretched round thrown in there too.

Many times, I’m inconsistent within a round! Take this past Saturday for example; I parred 3 holes on the front but also took two 9’s! Two of them!! I finished with a 52. Meanwhile, I caught fire on the back – parring 3 more holes and even dropping a 20-foot putt for bird! And no nines (or 8’s) either!  So I shot 42 on the back, which made a 94 for the full 18-hole round. Which, when you think about it, is pretty in-line with my 18 handicap. You see? I’m consistently inconsistent.

Typically during a round, one part of my game is “on” while another part is “off.” Today I can putt but not drive. Tomorrow I can hit it off the tee but my chipping has gone to hell…It seems like I can never put it all together. Saturday, my irons were terrible on the front but then “something” happened and they improved on the back – leading to my 42. That “something” is a frustrating anomaly better left to discuss on another day.

How about this: You hit an awesome drive (best one of the round) only to flub your shot from the fairway. Happens to me all the time – especially on par 5’s where I need a good drive to put me in good position to make the green in regulation. Of course, instead of that happening, my inconsistency causes me to knock my second shot down ultimately leading to a double-bogey seven.

What also kills me is the inconsistency of the same shot back-to-back. Let’s say you hit one off the tee OB and decide to hit another. Nine times out of ten, that second shot will be straight down the middle. Why couldn’t you have done that the first time?!? This is why golfers invented the Mulligan.

So, we average golfers are consistently inconsistent. But what are we going to do about it?

Well, unless you’re ready to practice 10 hours a week and/or plunk-down tons of cash on lessons from a pro, there’s probably not much you can do about it. Gimmicks and gadgets don’t work; books and magazine articles are helpful but not really practical when you have to translate the lesson on the page to your swing on the course; and buying new equipment rarely solves anything (unless your clubs are actually falling apart).

So where does that leave us? Well, for many of us (who have jobs, families and other responsibilities) it leaves us right back where we started: Being consistently inconsistent. But that’s OK! If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it 1,000 times – Golf isn’t just about playing well (if that were the case, most of us would have quit a long time ago).

It’s also about camaraderie; being out in nature; taking the time to do something you love! If you happen to play well that day, fantastic! If not – will you regret playing at all? Of course not. Chances are even if you did play wretchedly, there was something positive you will remember – a long putt perhaps, or a great drive? Consistently inconsistent or not, I love playing this game.

And that’s all that really matters.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, golf lessons, golf pro, inconsistent, only a game, practice, quit golf, stinky golfer

Research Shows “Frustration” Contributes to Quitting Golf

November 20, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | 7 Comments

golfstinks-frustrationWe’ve written before about why people quit the game of golf – from the obvious time and money to suffering an injury to simply hating the game, there are plenty of reasons.

But now, a study conducted by the National Golf Foundation (NGF) has put some primary research behind it. Atop the list were the aforementioned time and money. But for one particular group of golfers (those NGF identifies as “never-committed”), “frustration” ranks near the top.

According to NGF, “never-committed” golfers are people who play golf, but either don’t consider themselves golfers or typically have more fun doing other recreational activities. These folks also comprise around two-thirds of the 21 million golfers who quit the game within the last two years. So the question then becomes; Why aren’t these people having any fun playing golf?

Well, frustration seems to be one big answer. It’s interesting that research would reveal “frustration” as a key reason for quitting golf. The GolfStinks slogan (“taking the frustration out of golf”) implies that most golfers are frustrated with their game. But now, it seems, we have empirical evidence to support this notion!

And NGF’s analysis makes a good point:

“Improving retention will help golf’s participation problem tremendously.  Making golfers feel more comfortable on the course is paramount to retention, as is helping beginners feel good enough about their skills to lessen frustrations and eliminate embarrassment.  All of this will contribute to making golf more FUN, and build a larger base of committed players.”

So how do we do this? Do we, as some have proposed, change the rules to make the game easier? Use illegal equipment to hit balls straighter and farther? Maybe we triple the size of the hole!

Or perhaps we don’t change anything with golf – perhaps we just change our attitudes instead? Instead of the bottom line always being about what you write down on your scorecard, maybe we can take a different approach to teaching golf? Sure, teach them the fundamentals of the grip and swing and the basic rules and etiquette. But we need to also keep in mind that the main point is to not create the next tour member (raw talent will always dictate that). But rather, the focus should be on providing someone with an activity they can enjoy for the rest of their lives.

With this in mind, we should focus our teaching efforts on the other aspects of the game – like camaraderie and being out in nature. And let’s not overlook the importance of challenging themselves to play better (rather than just competing against their golf buddies).

We need to show new golfers that this game is so much more than just how good you can play. And if we can be successful in doing that, we can also be successful in creating new, lifetime golfers…with less frustration.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: national golf foundation, ngf, quit golf

So You Stink At Golf…Big F’ing Deal.

August 29, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Do I look concerned about not breaking 100?
Do I look concerned about not breaking 100?

How many times have you heard someone say the following: “I’m not good enough to play that golf course.” Worse, how many times have you said something to that effect yourself? Let me help set the record straight:

Not being “good enough” to play a certain golf course is the biggest bunch of BS ever!

Every time I hear the phrase “I’m not good enough to play there,” I throw up in my mouth a little bit. Come on – playing a nice course has absolutely nothing to do with how good you are.

The reality of the situation is it doesn’t matter how good you are. What matters is how good your golf etiquette is. So you stink at golf…BIG F’ING DEAL! If you love the game and know how to keep up with the group ahead of you, then that’s all that matters! You’re not going to get kicked off a course for not breaking 100.

“But I’ll embarrass myself and shoot around 120!” WTF? You shoot 102 every time out at your local course – that’s freaking 30 strokes over par! Are we really going to split hairs over adding another 15 strokes to your already wretched golf game?

REALITY CHECK! If you’re embarrassed about your golf game you have three choices:

  1. Quit Now.
  2. Get Better.
  3. Screw getting better and just go out and have fun.

Ah, but some people can’t have fun unless they get better. Though as I mentioned in a post before, getting “better” is a relative term. Do you think you can just take lessons and become a scratch golfer (see #1 above)?

Look, you stink and you need to come to grips with it. Let’s call it “I stink at golf therapy” and everyone not on a professional tour needs to swallow this pill. I took this medicine years ago and have become much happier today because of it.

I average 93 for 18-holes – that’s 21 strokes over par on average. Guess what? I stink. Sure, I’m better than the guy who averages 102, but does it really matter at this point? We both stink. And that’s OK!

I say go out and play that $100+ golf course an hour away! It’s like going to an upscale restaurant a couple of times a year – you’re not going to plunk-down that kind of cash every week, but once or twice a year – why not? Take the day off of work; Clean the clubs; Wear that nice golf shirt the kids got you for your birthday; and get out there and enjoy yourself.

So you stink at golf…So what? For the love of God – Golf is a game, you should have fun playing it!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf therapy, quit golf

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