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That Elusive Hole in One…and Free Steak!

August 4, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

Recently, I was traveling in Omaha, Nebraska on business. I had just gotten finished visiting the Omaha Steaks stand at the airport (I was buying this beef jerky they sell for dogs – no lie, my dog loves them) when my co-worker Matt asked me if I had ever gotten a hole in one.

Immediately, I told him that I had not, but then I started making excuses. I explained that I had holed a couple shots from par-3-distance (one from 125 yards and one from 200 yards). I mean, if I were on a tee box when I took those shots, I would have two aces under my belt. Heck, I should get more credit for my two shots since neither were off a tee (and we all know it’s easier to hit off a tee).

Alas, I had to settle for eagle (the 125 yard-shot) and birdie (the 200-yard shot). That 200-yard birdie should have been a double-eagle, but I hit my drive OB on a short par 5 and was hitting my provisional from the fairway…typical. So no, I have never gotten a hole in one. It doesn’t really bother me…but I’ve played a lot of golf over the last 20 years, you would think the odds are with me. Of course, I am a self proclaimed “stinky golfer” and write for a blog called “Golf Stinks” so I guess the odds are right where they ought to be.

Anyway, shortly after my visit to Omaha last month (and in a rather interesting coincidence), I received an email from Omaha Steaks. I initially thought it was a customer satisfaction survey for my dog to fill out. Instead, they explained Omaha Steaks is running a “Hole in One” promotion for the month of August through their Facebook page – If you get a hole in one, you win a FREE package of 4 Omaha Steaks Filet Mignons!

But what about if you don’t get a hole in one? That’s OK! Because the good folks at Omaha Steaks have secured a $20 gift card for one lucky Golf Stinks reader! All you have to do is:

1. Make sure you “like” both the Golfstinks Facebook page and the Omaha Steaks Facebook page.

and

2. Post “I Entered the Omaha Steaks Contest!” on the Golfstinks Facebook page.

That’s it – we’ll automatically enter you to win during a drawing on August 16th!

Good Luck!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: ace, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, hole in one, omaha steaks, steak

Golfing in Hawaii is Just a Website Away

August 1, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

It’s not often we here at Golfstinks gush over something the Golf Channel does, but for the next four Sundays, we’ll be highlighting some great travel websites they’ve launched.


This Sunday, we’re taking a peek at HawaiiGolf.com, a one-stop-shop for finding the right Hawaiian courses and resorts to make your golf trip to paradise perfect (especially for someone like me, who’s never been to Hawaii before). From the easy-to-navigate homepage, you can choose your island, search for courses and book tee-times – all without leaving the desktop.

Featured courses include Ko’olau Golf Club, which is one of the most beautiful and most difficult courses in the world – no kidding, in a post I penned about slope ratings, I highlighted its crazy 152-rating (used to be 162) from the back tees!

Of course, you’ve got to have someplace to stay while visiting The Aloha State, and HawaiiGolf doesn’t disappoint – from it’s “hotel” tab, you can find great deals on some great hotels, including Sheraton, Turtle Bay and The Westin. And with the handy restaurant guide, you’ll be kept well-fed in between rounds.

One of the other neat features of the site is the video center, where you’ll get to see footage and outtakes from the Golf Channel’s “Destination Golf: Hawaii.” Not only are the video’s somewhat entertaining, they can provide some cool tips while visiting.

Now I realize not everyone is going to be heading over the the tropical paradise that is Hawaii in the near future (including yours truly), but if you’ve been thinking about making a golfing trip there, perhaps one of the best places to start is HawaiiGolf.com.

Check back next Sunday when we’ll take a look at another destination golf website.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf channel, hawaii, hawaiigolf, ko'olau golf, sheraton, turtle bay, westin

The Economics of Golf

January 6, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 4 Comments


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Now that the public has been formally introduced to mortgage-backed securities and collateralized debt obligations, I thought our readers would like to know golf is doing its part to help the economy.

It may surprise you that PGA players (and the pro tours in general) contribute just a small amount to golf’s total economic impact. Instead, it’s average golfers like the majority of us that help drive golf-related revenue and subsequently stoke the economy.

According to the most recent study by Golf2020 (conducted in 2007 for the year 2005), golf’s total economic impact is nearly $76 billion annually. Of that figure, all the pro tours combined (PGA, LPGA, Champions, etc.) contributed just $954 million (or about 1% of the total).

Compare that to what we spend to play golf each year (around $27 billion), or on golf-related travel ($18 billion), or on golf equipment ($3.7 billion), or golf apparel ($1.5 billion) – Heck, we even collectively spend a billion dollars at the driving range annually! Actually, we must really want to improve – not only do we spend at the range, but we also plunk down nearly as much ($925 million) on golf-related magazines and books.

Beyond its sport and recreational value, golf is at the heart of a major industry cluster that generates jobs, commerce, economic development, and tax revenues for communities throughout the country. – Golf2020

Golf2020’s methodology extrapolates additional economic impact from the golf industry to include the golf-related jobs and wage incomes surrounding all the aforementioned golf products and services. Furthermore, golf real estate was included in the mix (nearly 64,000 golf course homes were constructed in 2005). Taken as a whole, Golf2020 estimates that golf contributes more than $195 billion annually to the US economy (see chart below). Now that’s allot of green to spend on the greens!


While it would be interesting to see more recent data given the spending decline of the last two years, the 2005 study still suggests golf’s economic importance in the US. Golf2020 notes the golf industry seems to be “staying ahead” of inflation, and golf outperforms industries including other spectator sports and motion pictures.

The full magnitude of every round you play or every golf-related purchase you make rarely comes into perspective, but its nice to know we’re contributing to the health of the overall economy – especially these days. So get out there and keep playing!

Golf2020’s full report can be found HERE.

Filed Under: The Economics of Golf Tagged With: economics, economy, golf, golf 20/20, golf2020, PGA, real estate

Who are your Golf Heros?

November 11, 2009 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

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Unc sporting his B-26 bomber hat circa 2009

My great uncle served as a side gunner on a B-26 bomber during WWII, and served as my mentor on the golf course nearly 50 years later. He flew on 66 missions during the war and was shot down, behind enemy lines, during the Battle of the Bulge (his entire crew survived the crash).

After the war, he took-up golf and continued playing through the early part of this decade. When I first took-up the game, he was in his late 60’s and his best golfing days were behind him…Yet I was still no match for this senior. I would out-drive him by 60 yards, but he was a master at accuracy – he’d hit it 200-yards into the middle of the fairway, and I’d hit it 260 into the right rough or OB left. We’d meet on the green and he’d putt-out for bogey and I’d take a double – it never failed.

Now, in his 80’s, his golfing days are over (though he still enjoys watching the tour on TV and hearing about the latest course I’ve tackled, and how well (or poorly) I fared). I wish he could still get out there on the course, but age has a way of catching up to all of us.

I thought of my uncle today, on Veteran’s Day – the service to his country, and his tutoring of me on the golf course – and it reminded me that some people went to hell and back for the freedoms we have – even something as immaterial as playing a round of golf.

If you are looking for a golf connection to our veterans, please spend some time on the Birdies for the Brave website. If you would like to read more about my uncle’s 66 missions, or other stories from veterans, please visit Witness-to-War.org (see the listing under “Frank Maturo”).

Update: Unc passed in 2011 but his memory – both what he did for his country and for me on the golf course will remain.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: battle of the bulge, birdies for the brave, golf, memorial day, veterans, Veterans Day, witness to war, WWII

6 Popular Golf Bets to Make Things More Interesting

October 5, 2009 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Sometime a few bucks on the line can spice golf up a bit...
Sometimes a few bucks on the line can spice golf up a bit…

Several years ago a threesome of us stinky golfers were paired-up for nine holes with somewhat of a local sports celebrity – the first baseman for one of our in-state minor league baseball teams. Being baseball fans, as well as fans of the team, we were excited for the opportunity.

Now this was a pretty big guy and I clearly remember watching him hit some drives like they were hanging curve balls. I mean, he was crushing these things. It was something to remember. But that’s not what I recall most about the round. The memory that still pops up most often is not his drives, but my introduction to golf betting games.

Somewhere around the 12th or 13th hole the big guy asks us if we’d be interested in playing for a little money. “Sure, why not?” So he proceeds to explain to us a game called “Wolf.” This game was completely foreign to us, and to this day I’m not sure if we were playing 100% correctly. But we played anyway, and I’ll admit…the prospect of winning or losing (especially losing) a few bucks sure did add a whole lot of intrigue to the round, and it sure did make me try harder.

Thinking about it now, it made me wonder how many of these betting games there are and how many people actually incorporate them into their round. Turns out, there are literally dozens of these games, and according to a 2006 Golf Digest poll, 93% of golfers bet on their rounds at least “some of the time.” Ninety-three percent is a pretty big number, so I decided to take a look into the most popular of these games. Here are what I found them to be:

#1 – “Nassau” (aka “Best Nines”) – Probably the easiest bet to remember how to play, which may be why it’s the most popular. This one is basically three games/three bets in one – best front nine, best back nine and best eighteen played in any format (stroke, match, scramble, best ball, etc…).

#2 – “Wolf” (aka “Ship, Captain & Crew”, “Boss” and “Pig”) – Players rotate being the wolf on each hole. The wolf can choose to partner with another and play the hole 2-on-2 or play the hole 1-on-3. Obviously the low score, or lowest total score if played with a partner, wins the hole. If choosing to go 2-on-2, the wolf must choose his partner immediately after that player’s drive. If he doesn’t choose any of the drives, then the wolf plays the hole 1-on-3 and can either win or lose double the bet. The wolf can also choose to go “Lone Wolf.” He must do this immediately after his own drive. This way, the wolf can either win or lose triple the bet. One addition to this game is, if the Wolf is overly confident, he can choose to go “Lone Wolf” before he even hits his own drive. If this is the case, the Wolf can then either win or lose quadruple the bet. Tied holes can be carried over, but are normally erased.

#3 – “Bingo Bango Bongo” – This game is based on achievements and being the first to do something on each hole. The first player on the green gets a bingo. The closest to the pin when all four balls are on the green is a bango. The first in the hole is a bongo. Each one is worth a predetermined amount (maybe $1 each from each player). If one player does all three first, then that player wins double. The best thing about this game is it keeps with the golf etiquette side of things. Also, it gives the players who may have screwed up their drive and hacked their way down the fairway a chance to make up for it with a chip or a putt.

#4 – “Aces & Deuces” (aka “Acey Ducey”) – Another simple one. The low score on each hole wins a predetermined amount from each of the other players. The high score on the hole loses a predetermined amount to the other golfers. This can be played alternately so the high score has to pay the low score an additional amount. Obviously, this can get expensive if you are clearly the worst golfer in your foursome.

#5 – “Las Vegas” – This one must be played as a foursome since it is played as two teams of two players. Each team plays for a team score, but the score is not totalled. Rather, it is paired. If one player scores a 3 and the other a 4, the score is not 7 – it would be 34. The lower score goes first unless one player scores a 10 or more in which case the higher score would be put first. The difference in the team score represents the predetermined amount won or lost on each hole. Example – if the bet is $1 per stroke and Team A scores a 45 and Team B a 56, then Team B owes Team A $11 on that hole. Obviously, this is another game that can get quite expensive if the bet amount is high enough (hence the name Vegas).

#6 – “Chicago” (aka “Thirty-nines” or “39’s”) – Golfers begin their round with negative points. Points start at -39 and is adjusted based on your handicap. If your handicap is 12, your score starts at -27. If your handicap is 28, your score starts at -11. This continues up to -3. Points are gained based on the following:

Bogey is 1 point
Par is 2 points
Birdie is 4 points
Eagle is 8 points

Highest point total at the end of the round wins. Total winnings can be based on point differential or a predetermined amount.

Aside from the dozens of games themselves, there are also alternate rules to each. Combine that with the amount of the wager, and there can literally be an infinite amount of golf bets!

Upon learning about some of these bets and games, as well as experiencing it for myself, I can understand why so many people place wagers on their rounds, whether they are good players or not. It adds another dimension to the game. It adds another layer of competition as well as another layer of fun. It also helps you to raise your level of play. Maybe your game is not quite at the level you would like? Put some money on it. I guarantee you’ll focus a lot harder.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: bet, bets, betting, Bingo Bango Bongo, Chicago, golf, Nassau, Vegas, Wolf

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