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The Best Swing Advice I’ve Ever Received

August 17, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

One of the things this blog prides itself on is NOT telling you how to improve your game. Sure, we may highlight a product or two that we feel is useful (like those neat pocket guides from Golf Genie). But what you won’t find is us telling you how to fix that hitch in your swing or how high to tee-up your ball…that’s just not us.

That being said, about nine months ago I wrote a post entitled; “I Get My Swing Advice from a Guy who Doesn’t Golf.” The book (Golf Sense – Practical Tips On How To Play Golf In The Zone) inspired me to proclaim the following:

“Golf Sense is packed with simple ways to put you in (and keep you in) a calm and relaxed state of mind on the course (which will translate into a more relaxed swing, and subsequently lower scores)…my plan is to put [the] book to the test. Beginning in the new year, I am going to practice a few of the exercises at home. Then, once the weather gets warmer, I will move to the range and finally to the course. I’ll post sometime next season about how I’m progressing.“

I wrote the previous statements with all the gusto one has in the early off-season – you know, that “I can’t wait to get back out there next spring” feeling. Well, an unusually long offseason (more than six months passed before I stepped out on the course again) threw me off my normal routine a bit. And when I finally did resume hacking up courses, my drive to test out some of the techniques in the book had passed.

Not to treat the book like an old girlfriend, but…it wasn’t the book; it was me. Two things had happened in those six months: First, I had never missed playing in April and by May, I was putting pressure on myself to get back out there as quickly as possible. The second thing was…well, it was another book I had read (ok, maybe this is sounding a bit like a breakup).

The other book (Little Balls Big Dreams) is a novel about an average golfer who, after hitting a hole-in-one, starts playing scratch golf. Anyway, there’s a chapter in the book where he attends this golf school that mentally prepares up-and-comers for the tour. In a passage at the beginning of that chapter, the group is being taught how much time it really takes to play a round of golf:

“It takes only two seconds to execute the average golf swing. ‘Bout a second for the back swing and another for the downswing and follow through…Say you shoot a 70. 70 times two seconds equals 140 seconds…I’m going to teach you boys how to make the best of those 140 seconds. Take charge of them. And how to use the other three hours, fifty-seven minutes and forty seconds to channel your energy [so you can] focus your attention on those two minutes and twenty seconds.“

Of all the swing advice I’ve been given; all that I have read – over 20 years worth…nothing has stuck with me as much as that previous passage. It just makes sense. You can do whatever you want during the rest of the round (BS with your buddies; take-in the scenery; ponder the type of beer you’ll have in the 19th-hole…whatever). But for those two minutes and 20 seconds (or in my case, 3 minutes and 6 seconds) focus on nothing else but making the perfect golf shot.

And that’s what I have tried to do on each and every shot this season – focus on the three minutes and six seconds that count. Hey, if I was willing to take golf advice from a guy who doesn’t golf, why not take it from a fictional novel?

So, has it worked?

Simply put…Yes. Am I a scratch golfer? No. But for not golfing all that much this year, I have been playing much better than I expected. My scores are a full two-strokes down from last season and I’ve been hitting better shots overall. I can be BS-ing right up to the point where I take my stance. And then I try to clear my mind, focus on the shot I want to make and swing. Those are my two seconds.

Interestingly, it’s not always easy to remember I should be focusing right before my swing – and when I don’t, I tend to mis-hit my shot. Once I start focusing again though, my results improve. Perhaps many of you do this already, but it didn’t register for me until I read the passage above.

Nothing against “Golf Sense” – it’s a good book and in fact, it basically conveys much of the same advice (albeit in a more complex way). Perhaps I’ll re-read it again in the future. But for now, I’m sticking with the best swing advice I’ve ever received.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: focus, golf, golf sense, golf stinks, golfstinks, little balls big dreams, swing advice

Golfstinks’ Most Hilarious Blog Posts of ALL TIME

August 12, 2011 | By Golf Stinks | 1 Comment

Small Golfstinks Logo ReflectiveBelieve it or not, it will be two years this Sunday that the Golf Stinks Blog launched into a profusion of snarky editorials and hilarious observations about the golf industry, the PGA Tour and the mainstream sports media that cover this fine game.

So get your party hats on because in celebration of dos años de diversión loca, we’re re-posting our top 5 knee-slapers of all time – those LMFAO gems that golfers of all skill levels can enjoy!

So without further adieu…

Number 5

Me, Swing Advice and a Nervous Breakdown – Back in 2010, an extremely overwhelming issue of Golf Magazine convinces Stinky Golfer Greg that swing tips on the printed page make about as much sense as wearing waders in the desert. He wants to know what ever happened to good old fashioned lessons from your pro?

Number 4

Attention Public Golf Courses: Make Room for Judge Smails – After reading a study that reveals private courses are changing over to public courses more frequently due to the economy, Stinky Golfer Greg decides to acquaint his hoity-toity golfing brethren with muni course etiquette.

Number 3

Golf Gadgets; WTF? (Part 1) – In part 1 of this continuing series, Stinky Golfer Pete takes a jeering look at the ridiculousness of golf training aids.

Number 2

Ten Sure-Fire Signs You’re In for a Long Afternoon on the Golf Course – While just walking from the clubhouse to the first tee, Stinky Golfer Greg provides tell-tale observations that should make you think twice about teeing off that day!

Number 1

Golf and A Wife: A Tale of Three Women In One (Part 3) – What happens when one day, your non-golfing spouse asks to join you on the links? As Stinky Golfer Chris‘ worst golf nightmare nearly comes true, he remains calm, cool and collected while adverting what would have been certain disaster.

Well, wasn’t that a good way to help celebrate our 2nd birthday?

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf gadgets, Golf Magazine, golf training aids, golfstinks, humor, muni, private, public, top posts, wife

Golf’s Troubled Past

August 10, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Who knew that golf was once a banned sport? Apparently, back in the day the Scottish brass thought it conflicted with archery lessons and didn’t allow anyone to play on Sundays due to military training.

Well, I guess driving balls at the invading English is not quite as effective as arrows. Although some of the courses I’ve been on definitely required a helmet and flak jacket…see: Mortar Range.

A quick look back at golf’s history shows that in 1457, James II of Scotland banned golf for the reason mentioned above. His son James III continued the ban in 1470, as does his son James IV in 1491. It wasn’t until 1502 when England and Scotland ended their beef (did they ever really?) that the ban was lifted.

Now, what’s really interesting is that a few years before the ban was lifted something else was going on in Scotland – whisky. That’s right…whisky. Actually, in 1494 there is the first written record of it. Through my deductive reasoning I found that; golfers that are banned from golf are not happy. Whisky makes them happy. Therefore golfers banned from golf invent and drink whisky to be happy.

Who knows though, chances are those zany Scots could have been bogarting grandpa’s ol’ cough medicine recipe for years and it wasn’t until some pissed off golfer (probably drunk) decided to let the world in on their little secret. And I thought this noble game had a proper up-bringing.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf history, golf stinks, golfstinks, james II, james III, James IV, New England, Scotland, whisky

Tiger’s Back…And The Media Sure Is Letting Us Know About It!

August 8, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 8 Comments

So it looks like Tiger finally put an end to that 20 tournament losing streak. He wrapped up the WGC-Bridgestone, like he has so many times before. The longest winless streak of his career is over.

Now maybe he can just get back to his normal routine and just go back to being the same player he always…What? What do you mean he didn’t win? I saw him on every sports news show on TV. I saw Tiger on ESPN constantly! He must have won!

Adam Scott you say? Well I knew he was playing well, but he couldn’t possibly have beaten Tiger. 17 under?! He finished 18 strokes better than Tiger?! Well then, what the hell was I watching?!

Nope, my eyes and ears did not deceive me. Tiger was never really in the hunt after Day 1, but that doesn’t stop the sports media. Rather than focusing on the guy who led the tournament from start to finish, we’re focused on the guy who, after the first day, was never closer than six strokes back. Rather than pay attention to the guys who finished tied for 2nd (each shooting a final round 66), we’re worried about the guy who only broke 70 once in the four rounds.

I get on the PGA’s case for failing to properly promote its players on the tour. But I guess that’s only part of the problem. Just as much of the problem, if not more, is the media. No matter what happens (on the course anyway) the media just can’t get enough of Tiger. It’s been 21 straight winless tournaments, but the media acts like it’s just the opposite. Once again, it’s “Tiger, Tiger, Tiger….oh, and by the way, blah blah blah won.”

Need an example? Friday night, I tuned into Sportscenter. Before they even showed the results of the second round, there was an entire segment on Tiger’s second round struggles, even though he was only three strokes off the day before. A few segments of the show later, we get to the actual highlights of the round. Here, we see a few more strokes and reactions from Tiger before we get to see anyone who is actually in contention. Need further proof? Check out this clip

Still leading off with Tiger. We have to wait through three of Tiger’s putts before we hear about the guy who won. And there’s barely even a mention of either Luke Donald or Rickie Fowler, who finished tied for second. And people wonder why the sport is in the shape it’s in…

So here’s a bit of a plea to the mainstream media – do the sport a favor and start focusing on some of the other great players on the tour. Please realize that, until he shows otherwise, Tiger is no longer the elite player he was. Until he shows otherwise, he is a middle-of-the-pack player. OK, benefit of the doubt due to his accomplishments…he’s still a top-tier player. But he is NOT the Tiger of years past. And until the time comes that he does show otherwise, why not take the time to introduce us to, and promote the other great, young talent on the tour. It can do nothing but help the sport as a whole.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Adam Scott, ESPN, golf stinks, golfstinks, Luke Donald, PGA, Rickie Fowler, Sportscenter, tiger woods, WGC Bridgestone

Golf, Fishing And Brewing Beer

August 5, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

So far this summer has been a wash for me as far as golf goes. Some of you know that I’ve been recovering from heart surgery and with that comes very little physical activity.

It’s been a couple months since the actual surgery and the doc’s have cleared me for light physical activity. Even though golf isn’t that demanding, a healing sternum impedes your swing and rules out a quick 9.

What to do, what to do…how about fishing? For smaller fish obviously, nothing that’ll pull me in. Believe it or not, the whole time I was fishing I thought about golf and how the two are similar. For example, a good golf swing definitely helps in striking a ball well. As does a good cast. If Skippy over there can’t cast well, there’s a good chance someone’s getting hooked. Just like when I tee off…there’s a good chance you’ll have to duck.

I have to say, the biggest similarity between the two would be they both end up pissing me off. I flub, shank and hook shots all day. I snap a line, barely get any bites and the ones that do bite get away. Oh yeah, lots of fun. Just thinking about it raises my blood pressure. Where’s my beta blockers? Maybe these “relaxing” activities aren’t as heart-healthy as I thought.

That said, it leaves one last activity…brewing my own beer. I have found that as I consume beer, it lowers the stress and anger levels that golf (and fishing) might bring. Therefore, I brewed my own beer for three reasons. 1) It’s beer 2) golf and beer just go together and 3) it helps me cope with my golf game. Now that I have stocked-up on my own home brew, I am ready to hit the links once the doc gives the thumbs up. Isn’t golf great?

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: brewing beer, fishing, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks

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