GolfStinks

A Golf Blog for the Rest of Us!

  • Home
  • About
  • Most Popular
  • Categories
    • Stinky Golfer Paradise
    • Golf Life
    • The Pro Tours
    • Reviews
    • The Economics of Golf
    • Golf Growth & Diversity
    • Health & Environment
    • Golf Destinations
  • Golf Terms
  • Newsletter

Hacks, Snacks and Six-Packs

July 13, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 3 Comments

Summer is obviously in full swing for us in the northeast. And especially after getting bombarded with snow this past winter, I’m not minding the heat that much…to an extent that is.

Still in the recovery process and the only golf I get to experience is on TV, I’ve been doing some research on what golfers might consume during a round. It’s definitely not approved by the American Heart Association.

A lot of us average golfers have been stereotyped as a hot-dog-devouring (or two), beer-guzzling, lazy-so-I’m-taking-a-cart weekend warrior. All in all, it’s safe to say there are probably more out-of-shape golfers (including me) than in-shape ones on the course on any given day.

What can be done you ask? Well, some simple changes to the ol’ diet and the pounds will start to fall off. Throw in a little exercise and you are on the way to a new you! For example, the cooler you usually load up with a 24 pack can be reorganized. Leave some cans out and use the space for some water and healthier snacks.

Some of the best snacks for you are fruits and vegetables. They are loaded with vitamins, minerals, fiber and low in calories. A lot of fruits and vegetables can be easily taken with you. Something easy to grab and eat like apples, bananas, grapes, berries or carrot sticks.

You can also throw in a couple pieces of cheese or string cheese. Maybe some almonds, pecans or sunflower seeds as well. In moderation these are a great source of vitamins, minerals and protein.

Now, don’t get me wrong I’m not saying your fat or anything…I’m just giving an alternate to the traditional golf course cuisine. Hopefully, some find this useful…or you can just tell me to take my alternate snack ideas and go mow the sand trap.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Health & Environment Tagged With: American Heart Association, health, healthy, snacks

Can Golfstinks.com Work For You?

July 8, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

What exactly does golfstinks.com mean to you? Better yet; What would you like golfstinks.com to mean to you?

As we develop the site golfstinks.com, we love the fact that we offer a hands-down, top notch, golf course search (which is now in beta). And if you haven’t noticed, a widget for it is also located at the top of the right-hand sidebar of this blog…Just in case you want to look up a course or two.

Ultimately, the goal of golfstinks.com is to give golfers of all ability – average hacks, better-than-average hacks and worse-than-average hacks – a place and community to call home while on the web. In essence, a social media site for golfers. Somewhere we can go and be around our golf buddies as well as meet new ones.

What we are looking for is some input from our readers and hopefully future members. We figured it would be best if we further developed the site with the help of those that will use it – you. To give you an example, we’ve received some ideas ranging from ways to fill-out foursomes to booking tee times through our site to tracking tournaments in your local area.

If you have any ideas or features that you would like to see on our site, please let us know. You can email us at info@golfstinks.com or just leave a comment on this post. We are really looking forward to getting you’re input!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: community, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, social media

Ahh Jeez, For The Love Of…Golf?

June 29, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Albert Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results (he must have been a golfer). Psychology tells us that a relationship normally consists of good and sometimes bad emotions. So, what do the two have to do with each other? Simple, go golfing and you will see.

There’s nothing quite like getting to your favorite track and feeling confident that today you will get the best of this course. You then proceed to tee up your first drive and smash it in the lumber yard.

“Ahh Jeez, for the love of (insert favorite religious icon)! Why do I always shank this *bleep*ing drive?” Please see Albert Einstein’s definition above. Any questions?

So, we’ve learned that insanity is involved in being a weekend hack but, what about the relationship? This is also a complex situation. Golf is the underdog hopeless romantic that succeeds just like in those sappy romantic comedies. The good eventually outweighs the bad.

Ironically, there is more bad than good for the 50 million average golfers. Out of the 100 + strokes we take every round maybe 20-25% are close to what we wanted (this being good). The other 75-80% land where they land and we recover and bitch about it (the bad).

Where is the love? Well, you know…the one shot that will keep you coming back. And that shot is like cupid’s arrow finding your rear. What we have here is a biased scale. Even though the bad out-numbers the good, it doesn’t matter because the one good shot carries so much weight that we forget about the rest of the round. Insane, isn’t it?

Albert Einstein must have been on to something.

Hit’em long…yell E=MC2!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: albert einstein, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, insanity, psychology, relationship

What If I Could Never Golf Again?

June 24, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

I posted something similar back in February (Check it out here) and this is the follow-up. You see, originally I went to the doc’s office for a sinus infection and wouldn’t you know it, I leave there finding out I had a heart murmur.

At first I was told not to worry. “A lot of people have heart murmurs and they live full productive lives with no problems” says the MD. Which is true but after a couple ultra sounds of the heart, this little heart murmur turns out to be a significant problem with the mitral valve and needs repair – open heart surgery.

There were tons of questions going through my mind. WTF…I couldn’t believe it! There’s only 35,000 miles on this motor and it needs a valve job and tune up? This can’t be right, heart surgery isn’t for young people. Unfortunately, this time it was. Luckily, living in the Northeast I had access to one of the best surgeons in the country (possibly world) who specializes in cardiac surgery and more specifically – mitral valve repair (if you need his name email me, pete@golfstinks.com, and I will gladly tell you.)

About a month ago I went under the knife and had the problem corrected. Glad to say all is well so far. Here’s the downside…friggin’ recovery and healing is really messing up my golf schedule this season. So much that I probably won’t be able to swing a club until September…maybe. That’s right, it takes about 3+ months to recover from that surgery. Son of a…

The point is if I never took care of this problem, eventually life’s pleasures – such as golf – would probably not be in the picture. So, I have been put on the disabled list for this season…but that’s ok because there will be many more to come.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Take care of yourselves.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, mitral valve repair, open heart surgery

Book Review: Golf List Mania!

May 20, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

golf list maniaAs soon as I found out I was getting a copy of Leonard Shapiro and Ed Sherman’s “Golf List Mania!” I began to schvitz in excitement. Besides it being a future 19th hole and coffee table staple, this book offers up (as they perfectly denote), “The Most Authoritative and Opinionated Rankings of the Best and Worst of the Game.” I personally enjoy reading stuff as interesting as this.

Included are lists by golf legends Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer as well as original stuff courtesy of Jim Nantz (who, by the way, offers up a great foreword) and one of America’s greatest sports writer, Dan Jenkins. Shapiro and Sherman delve into this with no holds barred. They have lists ranging from Arnie’s “My Five Most Important Victories” to a personal favorite – Shapiro’s; “Great Caddyshack Pick-Up Lines.”

Another great contribution to this book are the quotes that follow some of the lists. One that sticks out in my mind is Jimmy DeMaret’s, who said: “Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.” Classic.

Fellow hacks, get out there and score yourself a copy for $15. I have lost more than that in golf balls after a round. At least there is a better chance of not losing this book. Good job fellas!

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Reviews Tagged With: arnold palmer caddyshack, book review, Dan Jenkins, Ed Sherman, golf book, golf list mania, jack nicklaus, Jim Nantz, Jimmy DeMaret, Leonard Shapiro

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • …
  • 38
  • 39
  • 40
  • 41
  • 42
  • …
  • 57
  • Next Page »

Awards

Badges Badges Badges Best Mens Blogs Badges

Advertisements

GPI


 


Archives – Read all 1,000+ GolfStinks Posts!

Blogroll

  • Aussie Golfer
  • Black Girls Golf
  • Devil Ball Golf
  • Front9Back9 Golf Blog
  • Geoff Shackelford
  • Golf Blogger
  • Golf For Beginners
  • Golf Gear Geeks
  • Golf Girl's Diary
  • Golf News Net (GNN)
  • Golf Refugees
  • Golf State of Mind
  • Golfgal
  • My Daily Slice of Golf
  • Pillars of Golf
  • Ruthless Golf
  • The Breakfast Ball
  • The Grateful Golfer
  • UniqueGolfGears.com

Questions / Advertise

info@golfstinks.com

Disclaimers

See here

Privacy Policy

See here

Copyright © 2009-2024 GolfStinks.com - All rights reserved.