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The Other Golf Holes We Want To Play

August 15, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 4 Comments

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Pebble Beach – 7th Hole (photo by Metallion / CC BY-SA 3.0)

The 7th at Pebble Beach. It’s definitely one of the most recognizable holes in golf. Any major golf publication has emblazoned this image into the minds of its readers. Every golfer, stinky or not, would like to play this hole at least once in their golfing lives…hopefully more.

Along with this hole are a few of the others which the golfing media has spotlighted as “legendary.” Holes such as the 17th at The Old Course, the 13th at Augusta or the 17th at Sawgrass. All of these holes are famous for one reason or another, and all are holes we want to play someday.

But maybe I look at this a little differently. Don’t get me wrong, I would love to play all of these holes. But the way I see it, some of these holes simply have something intangible attached to them rather than actually being a “cool golf hole.” The Old Course for instance; I’ve never played it (would love to though!), but seeing it on TV…I don’t find it to be particularly attractive. But I also understand, that’s not why people want to play it.

Similar to the Old Course is the 13th at Augusta. While it’s a very pretty hole and it, again, has that historical significance, in then end.., it’s just a pretty hole.

When I think of some holes I would like to play, I think of the holes I mentioned earlier and a few more that many may or may not be on the list of most golfers. For instance:

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Legend Golf Safari Resort

This is a hole that’s gotten a lot of attention over the past year or so. It’s the 19th hole at South Africa’s Legend Golf & Safari Resort. While it’s more of a gimmick hole, I don’t care. It’s quite possibly the most unique golf hole on the planet. The green, shaped like the continent on which it lies, is best viewed from the tee box area, which just so happens be located on a cliff, 1,400 feet above. I know what you’re thinking – “Who the hell wants to walk all the way up there?” Well, fret not friends…the helicopter ride up and down is included in your $220 greens fee. Now that’s cool.

But maybe you’re afraid of heights. Maybe you don’t like helicopters. Maybe you’d just rather hit at one of those cool-shaped greens from a “normal” tee box. Well, check out this shapely green at Washington’s Apple Tree Resort:

Apple Tree Resort

Yeah, it’s gimmicky also. It’s a large island green. It’s an apple. But you have to admit…it’s pretty cool. I don’t believe it’s of any historical significance, and I’m sure the only story behind it is to pay tribute to the apple growing regions of Washington, from where 58% of commercially grown apples in the U.S. come. But again, that’s not what matters. What matters here is that it’s a cool hole to play.

But another hole that’s pretty high up on my list resides in the golfing mecca that is…Idaho, home to the Coeur d’Alene Resort Golf Course.

Now, island greens just don’t have the same allure to me that they used to. I live not more than 20 minutes from a pretty average course which features an island green. So seeing that an average course in the area can pull it off, the idea of an island green has lost some of its luster in my mind. Maybe that’s part of the reason why I really like the island at Apple Tree mentioned above. But here at Coeur d’Alene, this island green ain’t just another island green:

Coeur d’Alene Golf

Nope, this is the world’s only floating island green. And when they say island, they mean island. See that boat slip to the right? There ain’t no land bridge here, friends. But wait, there’s more. This par-3 averages 147 yards. I say “averages” because, get this (if you don’t already know), the island moves! Everyday, the computer controlled island is in a different place! One day the hole can play 95 yards. Play it again the following day, and it may be 200! Now that…is a cool hole.

It’s one of the things I love about this sport – the variety. While the same courses, year after year, magazine issue after magazine issue, are drilled into our heads, there are so many great courses and great holes out there just waiting to be played. Some of them may not be on the Top 100. But that doesn’t make these hidden gems any less great. It’s just up to us to get out and play them.

So maybe the next golf trip you plan could or should be somewhere other than Florida or Myrtle Beach. Maybe places like Idaho and Washington (among many others) are worth a look. If variety is the spice of life, then it certainly should be the spice of your golfing life as well.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Destinations Tagged With: Apple Tree Resort, Coeur d'Alene, Legend Golf Safari Resort, Pebble Beach

Tiger’s Back…And The Media Sure Is Letting Us Know About It!

August 8, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 8 Comments

So it looks like Tiger finally put an end to that 20 tournament losing streak. He wrapped up the WGC-Bridgestone, like he has so many times before. The longest winless streak of his career is over.

Now maybe he can just get back to his normal routine and just go back to being the same player he always…What? What do you mean he didn’t win? I saw him on every sports news show on TV. I saw Tiger on ESPN constantly! He must have won!

Adam Scott you say? Well I knew he was playing well, but he couldn’t possibly have beaten Tiger. 17 under?! He finished 18 strokes better than Tiger?! Well then, what the hell was I watching?!

Nope, my eyes and ears did not deceive me. Tiger was never really in the hunt after Day 1, but that doesn’t stop the sports media. Rather than focusing on the guy who led the tournament from start to finish, we’re focused on the guy who, after the first day, was never closer than six strokes back. Rather than pay attention to the guys who finished tied for 2nd (each shooting a final round 66), we’re worried about the guy who only broke 70 once in the four rounds.

I get on the PGA’s case for failing to properly promote its players on the tour. But I guess that’s only part of the problem. Just as much of the problem, if not more, is the media. No matter what happens (on the course anyway) the media just can’t get enough of Tiger. It’s been 21 straight winless tournaments, but the media acts like it’s just the opposite. Once again, it’s “Tiger, Tiger, Tiger….oh, and by the way, blah blah blah won.”

Need an example? Friday night, I tuned into Sportscenter. Before they even showed the results of the second round, there was an entire segment on Tiger’s second round struggles, even though he was only three strokes off the day before. A few segments of the show later, we get to the actual highlights of the round. Here, we see a few more strokes and reactions from Tiger before we get to see anyone who is actually in contention. Need further proof? Check out this clip

Still leading off with Tiger. We have to wait through three of Tiger’s putts before we hear about the guy who won. And there’s barely even a mention of either Luke Donald or Rickie Fowler, who finished tied for second. And people wonder why the sport is in the shape it’s in…

So here’s a bit of a plea to the mainstream media – do the sport a favor and start focusing on some of the other great players on the tour. Please realize that, until he shows otherwise, Tiger is no longer the elite player he was. Until he shows otherwise, he is a middle-of-the-pack player. OK, benefit of the doubt due to his accomplishments…he’s still a top-tier player. But he is NOT the Tiger of years past. And until the time comes that he does show otherwise, why not take the time to introduce us to, and promote the other great, young talent on the tour. It can do nothing but help the sport as a whole.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Adam Scott, ESPN, golf stinks, golfstinks, Luke Donald, PGA, Rickie Fowler, Sportscenter, tiger woods, WGC Bridgestone

Golfing In The Tropics…At The Wrong Time of Year

August 3, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 5 Comments

A few months back, my wife told me she was planning a vacation for us along with another couple. This being our first “real” vacation since our honeymoon, I was excited to go! Besides the obvious “Where are we going?” only two other questions remained for me.

After learning of our destination, Key West, the first question that came to mind was “Is there a golf course there?” The second question, “Does the guy we’re going with play?” Lucky for me, the answers to both questions were “yes.”

So my only real concern with this vacation was the time of year. It’s July. In the Florida Keys. It’s going to be hot. It’s going to be humid. All signs point to discomfort. But I guess I didn’t much consider the effect of the weather on the golf course itself. Maybe I was fooled by all of those beautiful pictures of tropical golf courses. The bright, cloudless skies. The crystal blue ocean waters. The lush green grass. Well, I guess two out of three ain’t bad. Excited to head to the Key West Golf Club, America’s southernmost golf course, those aforementioned visions were dancing in my head. But man was I in for a let-down.

I should have known when we called the day before to make a tee-time and everything from 11:30 on was available, that it was going to be rough one. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t blame the course or its employees. I suppose at this time of year, with non-stop sun baking the grass and temperatures consistently in the 90’s (with a heat index regularly approaching 110), course maintenance can’t be easy. But outside of the tee boxes and greens (which were in nice shape), there was an incredible amount of brown on this course. It makes me wonder about other tropical courses. Are the conditions similar at this time of year? Did I just pick the wrong time of year to play a tropical course?

Now, it’s not that I so much mind some brown patches on the course. As I said, with the weather and temps being what they are, I can understand the challenges in keeping this course green. But the grass in the rough (where I tend to spend a lot of time) was so dry and hard that it was having a seriously negative effect on our swings. Quite simply, the game just became much more difficult than it already is. Combine that with the heat and humidity and the back nine (well, the front nine for the second time because the actual back nine was closed) was just overbearing.

So with all this in mind, if I do return to Key West in the future, it will certainly be at a different time of year. I’d like to play this course again as I did find it to be fun all around. Some of the scenery wasn’t all that great as a few holes run parallel to Route 1. But some others were quite pretty, with the palm trees sprouting throughout the course, ponds aplenty and the tropical wildlife including the iguanas, herons and various other tropical birds and ducks.

But again I ask, was I in the right place at the wrong time? Did I head to a beautiful part of the country at a bad time of year? Are other tropical courses in less than perfect shape during the summer?

Well, no matter the weather or course conditions, I guess the whole situation was summed up by my playing partner Chris, when he said “Hey, we’re playing golf in Key West. How many people do you know that can say that right now.”

He was right.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Florida Keys, golf stinks, golf vacation, golfstinks, Key West, Key West Golf Club

What If The PGA Experienced A Lockout?

July 25, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

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What would a PGA Tour lockout look like? No golf or replacement pros?

Well, all signs are pointing in the right direction. It seems there’s finally some agreement between players and owners. All signs are pointing to an on-time start the NFL regular season…and I couldn’t be happier! Now, if the NBA will soon follow suit, then the sports world will once again be right as rain.

But with lockouts currently going on in two of the three most popular spectator sports in the United States, it kind of makes me wonder what would happen if there was a PGA Tour lockout.

Would it be like an NFL lockout? I guess that could go two ways. With the current lockout, I think all of us know that both parties understand there is way too much money to be lost if games are not played. It’s by far the most popular spectator sport in the country. When it’s estimated that anywhere between $200- $250 million could be lost per week of the PRESEASON (!!), imagine what’s to be lost during the regular season!

But if you look at it like 1987 (which was actually a strike, not a lockout), it may look a bit different. Back then, the owners thought it would be a good idea to play a few games with replacement players. I remember distinctly watching a “replacement player” game when flashed upon the screen was a players regular job – car salesman. This was not the NFL I or anyone else wanted to see. Can you imagine the PGA Tour heading in this direction? Many of us have no idea who many of the players on the tour are now. Could you imagine if, in place of the tour pros, we had a bunch of course pros out there? Or, a bunch of guys from the Hooters Tour? Well, I guess if many of us don’t know who the players are now…

But what if it was approached like the NBA? Back in the 1998-99 season, the players were locked out and the games simply didn’t happen. No replacement players. No D-League players. Just no games. By the time it was over, the season was shortened from 82 games to 50. Would a PGA lockout look something like this? Just no golf at all for almost half the season? This would be the equivalent of missing approximately the first 17 tour stops of the season. Now, before you look at the schedule I’ll fill you in…yes, that includes The Masters.

But what if it worked out like the MLB strike of 1994? Everyone recalls only one thing from the ’94 season – no World Series. Obviously, The PGA Tour doesn’t work the same. Despite the tournaments name, there is no actual PGA Championship. But you get what I’m saying…

My question is, how would the golf world react if a lockout or strike were to hit the PGA? Would all be forgiven as it was (and will be) in the NFL? Would there be lingering after-affects as there was in MLB, a sport that was already on the decline viewership-wise? Or would it deal the sport a significant blow such as it did in the NBA which, 13 years later, has still yet to recover?

Obviously this is all theoretical as we know the PGA doesn’t work the same as the players organizations in the other sports mentioned above. But that doesn’t mean it can’t happen one day. And if it ever does…and since Tiger has already hit his decline…would we even notice if replacement players were out there?

Swing ’til you’re happy! Because one day, you too could be a replacement player.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: hooters tour, lockout, PGA CHAMPIONSHIP, strike, World Series

It’s Christmas in July For Golfers

July 18, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

Two holiday season ago, I awoke to find that some items on my Christmas wish list were not under my tree. There was no $20,000 golf cart in my living room, nor were the $5,000 golf shoes I was looking to slip on. But that was my own fault. I waited way too long to get my Christmas list to my wife.

But fret not golfers. This year, I’m going to help you get your Christmas list started early. This way, you’ll have plenty of time to get your wish list to the people who matter and, hopefully anyway, you won’t feel the same disappointment I did. Let’s get started!

Right off the bat, we’ll start at the top of the list – the golf cart. A year-and-a-half ago, my list included a $20,000 Hummer (to which the Tiger Woods jokes were flying). But that’s old news now. The new chariot of the golfing kings looks something like this:

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That would be the Garia LSV. With its hand-stitched seats, digital instruments, stereo and refrigerator, the driver would want for nothing. But that’s not all. The Garia, available in over 100 different colors, is also street-legal! Not that you would want to take its 25 MPH top speed onto your busy city streets, but for a mere $62,000…you can!

But with the extra money sunken into the cart, you’ll probably have to suffer cutbacks somewhere else. Since you’ll be riding, it makes most sense that it’s the shoes that get cut back. So, we’re going to skip the $5,000 John Lobb’s in lieu of these:

These are the Royal Albatross golf shoes, retailing for the bargain basement price of only $750. OK, so they’re not custom fit like the Lobb’s, but they do have a leather sole, fast-twist cleats and they’re waterproof. Plus, they come with two shoe bags and a ball marker. You know, I was a little iffy on the $750, but since they’re throwing in the ball marker…

But let me show you this one. Now, it’s the not the most expensive piece of golf equipment you’ll ever see. But it certainly may be the most unique. Brought to you by William Henry Studios, a company more well-known for making heirloom quality knives which take over seven months to produce (as well as some beautiful writing instruments), is the D-3 Fairway; a divot tool of unimaginable beauty.

What is it that makes these divot tools so unique? Well, to start the handles are made from either hand-forged Damascus steel or mokume gane. The inlays can be made from either wood, coral, mother of pearl or…get this…fossil mammoth tooth! Included with this piece as well is a stainless-steel ball marker that can be personalized. But quite possibly the coolest feature about this tool (outside of the mammoth tooth inlay) is that it is spring-loaded. This means it works like a switch-blade knife. A little bit of old-school street thug is brought to the golf course! And for a mere $1,200, you too can feel like the Dutch Schultz of your local club.

So if you don’t want to be let down on Christmas morning this year, take this list and pass it along to your significant other. Let them know that they still have just over five months to figure out the best way to say “Happy Holidays” using the list above. Need some more choices? Don’t be afraid to revert to the original. Of course, don’t be afraid to sneak your own items onto the list. There is still, after all, the $53,000 set of Honma golf clubs…

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: christmas, Christmas in july, custom golf cart, Garia, Honma Golf, John Lobb, Royal Albatross, William Henry Studios

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