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Are Golf Courses Becoming More Lenient?

July 23, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Are T-shirts and jeans becoming commonplace at golf courses?
Are T-shirts becoming acceptable at golf courses? (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)

It wasn’t long ago that you could show up to a course without a collared shirt and be sent home.  You could be told that you couldn’t play if you didn’t have your own clubs.  But the more I head out and play, the more I see golf courses relaxing their rules.

For example, the last time I took my kids golfing, we put all three of us in one cart.  Three to a cart!  About six or eight years ago that would be unheard of!

Further, my kids were sharing a set of clubs.  Years ago, that would be another no-no.  But this time, no one paid any attention whatsoever.  Nor do I think they would care anyway.

See, as we all know, times have changed in golf.  I’ve been to this particular course three times now and I have yet to see it even approach “busy.”  So are they going to bust my stones over putting me and my kids in a cart?  Of course not.  Are they going to tell me that one of my kids can’t play because he doesn’t have his own set of clubs yet?  Well then they run the risk of us walking out the door instead of making money from three greens fees and a cart rental.  With golf business down year after year everywhere, what do you think they’re going to do?

Even ride-alongs have become acceptable.  Years ago, if you weren’t playing, then you weren’t riding.  But now…along with many other former “taboos,” golf courses are relaxing their rules in the interest of making money and keeping their doors open.  And that’s something that I hope continues, even after participation in the sport begins to rise again.  Actually, that is “if” it ever rises again.

These rules have long been a complaint for golfers, or, potential golfers.  For instance, if you’re just getting into the game, you may not want to spend the money on a set of clubs without knowing whether you like the sport or not.  This isn’t basketball where you can play at any local court for free, use anyone’s ball, or worst case, spend a few bucks for your own.  This is golf, where every move you make is money out of your pocket.  So how do you expect someone to just shell out all of that money just for the chance to play once?  This is part of golf’s (hopefully) former pompous attitude.

As golf rounds continue to fall, relaxing the “rules” around the course a bit can only help – especially with Millennials.  What we need is to attract more players, not shun them with silly rules.  We want people to take-up the game, not have to shell out their hard-earned money just to see whether or not they want to pursue it.  Sooner or later, if the courses don’t lighten up a bit…there won’t be any left to turn golfers away.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Economics of Golf Tagged With: golf attire, golf courses, greens fees, millennials

Giving Golf A Second Chance

July 16, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

The old second chance.  Many people deserve it.  Few get it.  But what about golf?  How many people do you think quit the game and leave it behind for good?  I’ll bet it’s a much higher number than the people who quit the game and come back.  But I recently read an article about a man who plans on doing just that. 

This particular gentleman gave up the game back in high school.  Now that in itself is kind of strange, being that it seems to be the time when many are being introduced to the game.  It was for me.  I didn’t start playing in high school, but I had a part-time job at a local golf course, which is where I first discovered the driving range.  But that’s about as deep into golf as I got until my mid-20’s. 

But as we’ve mentioned before, sometimes life gets in the way of golf.  It does for most of us.  There’s always something to do that keeps us away from this great game.  And once we get pulled away from the course for a significant amount of time, many of us never go back.  But thankfully, some of us do.  Our writer realized after several failed home improvement projects, that he needed something else to do with his free time.  So, looking for something more social, enter…or…re-enter golf.

So now, he’s faced with some of the the decisions with which many of us were faced when we first took up the game – taking lessons and purchasing clubs.  So if I could inject a bit of my own advice, I would like to say just a couple of things.

1.  Enjoy the game for what it is – a game.  If you take your game or your lessons too seriously, you’ll be missing out on some of the fun. 

2.  Use the time on the course for something more than just playing golf.  Make a day of it with your buddies.  Relax, talk, hang out, have a couple beers…make it a good social experience with your friends. 

3.  Understand that you will never be a pro.  And if you’re taking up the game later in life, understand that you will likely never even approach the point you think you will reach.  If you hit more bad shots than good…who gives a crap?!  Is it your job?  Are you blowing a million dollar purse?  Are you losing your chance at making the PGA Tour?  No!  You’re just out there having a good time.  Continue to do that.     

4.  As for your clubs, before you go out and dump an obscene amount of money into a driver and a set of irons, make sure you’re going to stick with the game first.  I bought a cheap set of clubs to start with and used them for a good twelve years before I got custom-fitted for a set.  And though they feel like they’re helping, my scores certainly don’t reflect it.

Point is, I’m glad to see someone returning to the game.  But I’d be happier if they were to stick with it.  And a few simple ideas with which to approach the game can make the experience all the better. 

Swing ’til you’re happy!      

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: custom club fitting, golf clubs, golf lesson, golf stinks, golfstinks, PGA TOUR, taking up golf

The Golf Pros Set The Pace

July 9, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

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Last week I read an article by Rick Reilly on ESPN.com about how slow baseball is despite the rules that are supposed to be in place to keep it moving along.  The article is funny, but true.  Sometimes, with all of the stoppages in play, it’s just tough to sit through an entire baseball game.  But what it reminded me of most was…golf.  In particular, going to a golf tournament and watching the pros.

Now we’re not the only ones to put some blame on the pros for the reason slow play makes it’s way onto your local course – this topic has been debated plenty of times before, so you already should know what I mean.  But the similarities between the two when it comes to slow play are pretty funny.

Watch the pro golfers wander around the green for as long as they do before a putt.  Now compare that to watching an at-bat for a major-leaguer.  The golfer looks at the green from every angle.  Sometimes twice, as if the green is going to move.  Then look at the baseball player and his at-bat.  Take a pitch, step out of the batters box to “adjust”, back into the box for another pitch.  Repeat a few times.  By the time it’s all over, we could have seen six or seven scoring plays in a basketball game.

At least on TV they can switch from golfer to golfer, so we don’t have to sit through the painful green-wandering, the conversations between the golfers and their caddies, the endless practice swings…you get the idea.  We’re stuck with all of the nonsense that Mr. Reilly so accurately describes.  It’s no wonder I don’t pay full attention to baseball until basketball season is over.  And my attention span is cut short once the NFL starts up.  Kind of makes that stroke clock idea look better and better all the time!

But seriously, how can you tell everyone to play their round in four hours when we all watch the pros take their sweet time?  I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be on a clock.  The pros, they should be.  But not us.  As long as we’re being considerate to other golfers and following the rules of etiquette, then screw your four hour time limit.  I’ll let people play through before I’m rushed.  Hey, they’re the professionals.  They set the example, right?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: ESPN, MLB, NBA, nfl, PGA, Rick Reilly, slow play

Chip Shots: Golf Requires Total Concentration

July 5, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

So we all know that golf requires full concentration.  You have to block-out whatever distractions are around you and put 100% focus on what you need to do in order to hit the perfect shot.  But this guy is taking it to a new level.

What do you think is going through this guys head?  Is it:

A. “I’ll show him.  Put down a bogey when he knows it was a double…”

B. “Hey, no one’s paying attention to me right now.  How will they ever know this is my fourth putt?”

C.  “Revoke my membership?  Ha!  We’ll see…”

Or D.  “What fire?”

D. would certainly show the total concentration aspect.  But it’s more fun to think it’s something else.  The question is what that something else could be to keep his round going…

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: chip shots, fire, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks

Was Golf Invented By A Drunken Scotsman?

July 2, 2012 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Anyone who plays the great game of golf knows full well that whoever created the game to begin with must have been a drunken, twisted, sadistic bastard.  I mean, what did they know?  How could they possibly fathom the idea that people would become almost addicted to this game?  And knowing that, to go and make it as difficult as it is…how and why would they do this to us?! 

When you stop and think about the difficulty of this game, between the equipment, distances and obstacles, there are really no words to describe why someone would try this game once and ever want to do it again.  Well, maybe there are words to describe the craziness of the inventors.  Just none that I could ever gather.  So in place of me…ladies, gentlemen and fellow stinky golfers, I give you…Robin Williams!

Can anyone think of a more eloquent description of this great sport?  Can anyone think of a better way to describe the completely irrational thought that went into it?  “Like a bowling lane?”  “F*** no!  I’ll put s*** in the way!”  And if that’s not good enough, to describe the green as “A flat piece with a little flag to give you f****n’ hope” is brilliant!  Because that’s all it really is…hope! 

But it ends perfectly!  You put youself through all of this anguish using a “f***ed up stick,” to aim your ball at a target toward which they’ve “put s*** in the way” including trees, tall grass and “a pool and a sandbox to f*** with your ball.”  But for some reason, we don’t do this just once – “F*** no!  Eighteen f****n’ times!”       

It’s funny how a sport so agravating can be so addictive.  Even for a guy like me who doesn’t really care how poorly he plays, I still find the game to be frustrating at times.  And I don’t even take it seriously.  I can’t imagine how a serious (but not professional) golfer does it!  If I could go back in time, I would like nothing more than to meet the creator of this fine sport and simultaneously shake their hand and punch them in the face.  And if I feel that way, how does someone who takes it seriously feel?

Swing ’til you’re happy!     

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf stinks, golfstinks, invention of golf, Robin Williams

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