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Nike Golf’s Dynamic Duo Party Put On Hold

January 21, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

If that picture to the left doesn’t speak for a look of frustration, then I don’t know what does.  It’s not that they’re in trouble, but let’s just say Nike’s new dynamic duo is off to a bad start.  After promoting Tiger and Rory leading up to their first tournament together as the brand’s stablemates, things couldn’t have possibly gone worse for Nike.  Once both were sent packing before the weekend, questions immediately began piling up.   

Now I know there are simply Nike-haters out there.  Many people call Nike bullies, say that they make an inferior product or that they charge too much money simply because they can, not because the product is worth it.  Those people have got to be laughing their butts off right now.  But it’s certainly a bit early to write them off, no?

I think Nike had a couple of ideas in bringing on Rory.  More than just signing the current top player as well as what should be considered the future face of the tour, I’m sure they also know that Tiger’s skills and dominance are certainly fading.  So now’s the perfect time to transition the face of Nike golf from Tiger to Rory.  Tiger put Nike Golf on the map, and now it will be Rory’s job to keep it there.  In the meantime, while Tiger is still one of the top players, why not get the most out of both of them while they can?  But when both fail to make the cut in their first tournament, one can see how many would begin to question the Nike product, especially when Rory has already supposedly tossed aside the Nike putter and gone back to his old one.

But one tournament is certainly not enough to judge anything.  It’s not like either of them hasn’t missed a cut before.  And they certainly will miss more.  It’s simply the timing and the fact that they both missed the cut in the same tournament.  So what do you say we give them a little more time.  But if this somehow becomes a pattern, then you can start to say that something is wrong at Nike. 

Swing ’til you’re happy!             

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf stinks, golf tournament, golfstinks, Nike Golf, rory mcilroy, tiger woods

Kids These Days…

December 29, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Little snot nose brats make me laugh, but their parents who let them get away with it are even better. I was at a local golf shop putzing around recently and stumbled across a young kid and his mother. This little punk’s snappy attitude towards his mother made me want to slap him…but, not my kid, not my job.

Apparently the young’un wanted to take-up golf and was looking for a set of clubs. So, the sales person had him hitting balls to warm up. It was obvious the kid had never really played and after a few swings the salesperson suggested a starter set and went to grabs a few clubs from it. This spoiled kid takes one look at the clubs asks how much they cost and tells his mother “I can’t play with those pieces of junk! I want the Nike’s…”

The salesperson calmly explained to the mother that the Nike’s cost a lot more…about $600 more. And to start with those clubs, especially if the kid might not end up playing a whole lot, doesn’t really make sense. He could have easily pushed those clubs on them and made his commission, but he did what he should have done and (from what I saw) advised them properly.

The kid persisted that the starter set was not for him. So, the sales person (who looked like he had been through this before) tells the kid that they’re going to run a few tests to see what would be best. He took a 7 iron from both the starter and Nike set and tapes the bottom and back of the head (so you couldn’t really see which was which). He had the kid swing both and then asked him which one felt better. Just as suspected, the kid had no clue.

Now that the point had been proven, the kid started making a big stink and demanded he get the Nike set. He said something along the lines of “I will never speak to you again and you don’t love me…blah blah blah…if I don’t get these Nike clubs.” Are you f#$@ing kidding me?!?! If I ever spoke like that to my parents as a kid, it would have been knuckle sandwiches for dinner (maybe not that bad but not that far off either). That’s when I left the area, I couldn’t deal with this kid anymore. And if I stayed any longer I probably would have thrown my 2 cents in…

I’ll tel ya’…the lack of respect these days is heart breaking. And then you wonder why the course is littered with morons acting like they’re Jack Nicklaus but playing like a bunch of Jack Asses.

Hit’em long, yell FORE!! Respect your parents…

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, jack nicklaus, Nike, Nike Golf

Counterfeiting Golf Clubs?

January 8, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Handcuffs01_2003-06-02I guess with any billion-dollar industry there are some scumbags trying to get a piece of it. I came across some stories straight out of the counterfeit capital of the world…China. For some reason you can buy a Rolex, Louis Vuitton bag, Gucci shoes, a bottle of Viagra and…Callaway Golf Clubs? All for around $250. Amazing, I know! What deals they have…

In March of 09,the Beijing Chaoyang Administration for Industry and Commerce (AIC) and the Chaoyang Public Security Bureau (PSB) jointly conducted raids against an assembly and warehouse facility of the Sunshine Golf Store located at Shangxinpu, Huanggang Village, Chaoyang District, Beijing.The owner and seven other persons were arrested by the PSB after the raid. The raids resulted in the seizure of nearly 10,000 pieces of counterfeit golf equipment, including more than 740 assembled golf clubs, 1,500 club heads, 4,700 golf grips, 2,300 shafts, 280 headcovers and assorted golf towels, golf bags and apparel.

The seized goods were illegal copies of authentic products made by all six (comprised of Acushnet Company, Callaway Golf, Cleveland Golf, Nike Golf, PING and TaylorMade Golf Company) of the Group’s members. It is anticipated that Chinese authorities will pursue criminal prosecutions in this case.*

 

 

You know, this really chaps my ass. Not only do I have to worry about playing poorly, now I have to worry about using bunk clubs. I guess that could be a good out for those players that will blame their grandmother’s cooking from last week as to why they’re playing like crap. “Hey man, I don’t suck, these clubs are counterfeit!” It never ends.

Is that why you were late too…because you’re Faux-lex watch wasn’t working and that Niagra you took last night had you going to the bowl more times than the University of Alabama’s football team? Oh man, the nerve…now where’s my faux iron…?

*http://ir.callawaygolf.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=68083&p=irol-newsArticle&ID=1272414&highlight=

Related Posts: Counterfeiting Golf Clubs (Follow-Up)

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Acushnet Company, Callaway, Cleveland Golf, counterfeit, golf clubs, Nike Golf, Ping, TaylorMade Golf Company

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