I’ve played in a few golf tournaments in my time. And I’ve noticed that in every tournament there is one hole that sets you up to fail. There’s one hole that plays with your mind. There’s one hole that grabs at your emotions and forces you to do something that you really want to do, but know you shouldn’t. What is it you ask? It’s the long-drive hole of course!
What hole simultaneously forces you to decide between exactly what you do and don’t want to do, when deep inside you know you should just focus on your game. This hole of course.
You stare down the fairway and you see it. The sign posted right where the longest drive of the day landed. You say to yourself “If I get hold of one I could beat that.” But the little voice inside your head is telling you not to do it. You’re playing a good game, don’t risk blowing it now. You know damn well there’s just as good a chance, if not better, that you’re going to launch your ball into a neighboring fairway. But you don’t listen to that little voice. No. Instead, you pull the cover off your driver, line up over the ball, rear back and with the force only Sir Isaac Newton could truly appreciate, you hammer that drive with all your might. And you and your buddies watch as…
Well, you know what you did.
Getting Together To Watch Some Golf
So regular season football has been on for two weeks now, and for two weeks I’ve had a few buddies come over to watch the games with me. Our faces are being stuffed with pizza, wings and chips. Beers are being guzzled. Ooh’s and aah’s spread throughout the room after big hits and great catches. Football season is in full swing and I love it.
It’s all of this that makes me realize what that one thing is that’s missing from golf that keeps me from having the guys over to watch a round – everything.
A long time ago I wondered the reason my buddies and I get together to watch football, along with the occasional baseball and basketball games, but we never do for golf, even though we all enjoy and play the game. But I’m thinking that sometime in the next few months, I may try to have a golf get together. But a few dilemmas exist.
1. It’s going to be limited to only certain months of the year. Think about it, if the weather is nice enough, we’re going to be playing golf, not watching it. It’s the same reason that, despite there being a PGA Tour stop only fifteen minutes from my house, I’ve only attended it three times. If the weather is nice enough to wander around a golf course, then I’m going to wander a golf course with my clubs in tow.
2. As mentioned before in the linked post above…it’s boring. Let’s face it, watching golf on TV is just not very exciting. “Hey guys, want to come by my place Sunday and watch the sun move across the sky?” Yeah, that’ll be a blast. “Hey man, I just painted my garage. Why don’t you head on over and we can watch it dry together?” If I was to actually ask either of these questions to my buddies, do you know what the response would be? “Thanks but no thanks dude…I’d rather watch a golf tournament.”
3. How do you plan ahead for it? Do you just pick a time and say come over then? What if it’s the final round and you’re only interested in one particular golfer? How much of that golfer do you really get to see? Let’s go to 13. Now back to 7. We’re going to head over to 17 now. We end up watching a bunch of practice swings before we see eleven seconds of real action…if you can really call it that.
You know, this idea is actually beginning to start sounding bad. I don’t want to have the guys come over and be bored. None of us want to sit and watch golf when we could be playing instead. And honestly, it just seems hard to plan for. So if I’m going to do it, it looks like it’s going to have to be a final round, which means a Sunday. It’s going to have to be in the cold weather, or else we’ll be playing. So that leaves a Sunday in the winter. And that, my friends, is football time. So it looks like my idea is going to have to be put on the shelf. Oh well, maybe one of our rounds will be rained out. Then there may be some time to watch golf.
Swing ’til you’re happy!
The "Excitement" Of A Golf Tournament
This past Friday I had the opportunity to attend game three of the Heat vs. Celtics playoff series. It’s been a while since I’ve been to an NBA game, and even longer since I’ve been to a playoff game. I forgot how much fun it is. The intensity of the crowd, the players, and not too mention the game itself. It’s a great experience and lots of fun. It’s also something that’s missing from golf.
Now I’ve been to golf tournaments, but never a major. So I may be a little off in my view here. However, I have to say, in comparison to even a regular season NBA game, there is simply no comparison.
Part of the draw for fans to any sporting event is how much fun and how exciting it is going to be while there. And even though it’s not my favorite sport, a basketball game is where it’s at action-wise. I love football, but there’s a lot of down-time. I read somewhere once that, on average, a two-and-a-half hour baseball game has less than ten minutes of actual game play. So you can see how baseball could be a little too slow moving as well. But both of these pale in comparison to the “excitement” of a golf match.
Talk about slow moving. I love the sport of golf, but watching it? I’ve had people tell me they’re not interested in going to a tournament unless it’s free. I’ve even had free tickets that people have refused! If someone hands me tickets to a football, basketball or baseball game…count me in! And that goes the same for most sports fans I know. But golf? All of a sudden people have to mow their lawns. They have some work to do around their house. Or they have a birthday party to attend. What’s the deal?
Well, when you take a sporting event at which half the fun of attending is going to the beer tent…you can see the issue here. The excitement of standing still and being as quiet as possible, while absolutely riveting for some, is mind-numbing for others. How do you talk someone who’s not really a golf fan into going to a tournament? “Hey, it’s gonna be great! Over-priced beer, sub-par food, wander around the course for a while and stand quiet as a church mouse.” Yeah…good luck.
I understand why people have to be quiet during the shots. I also understand that the draw to a golf tournament is seeing the best of the best. But that doesn’t make me want to attend a professional chess match! So I guess I can understand why people feel the way they feel about a golf tournament.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not one of these people. I will attend a golf tournament if I have the opportunity to do so. I like the sport. I want to see the guys who are the best at it compete. But I can also understand how people find it dull and unentertaining. Especially when you compare it to a sport like basketball where there is non-stop action and the only down-time is between quarters and during time-outs.
So with that being said, I encourage everyone to at least give a tournament a shot if you haven’t before. I plan on doing this myself in a couple of weeks at the Travelers Championship here in CT. It’s only about 10 minutes from my house, so how can I pass it up? Now, I’m just waiting for my boss to pony up a few tickets…
Swing ’til you’re happy!
A Perception of Golf by Age Groups
Occasionally, while I’m driving to and from work or out on my lunch break, I listen to sports talk radio. And it was just this past Friday when I tuned in mid-day for a couple of minutes and caught an interesting golf conversation.
I’m tuned into The Fan (WFAN – New York) listening to their mid-day show. This particular show is hosted by kind of an odd pair due to their age. While one guy, Evan Roberts, is in his late-20’s, his co-host, Joe Beningo, is in his late 50’s. As you could imagine, the age difference makes for good conversation on multiple sports topics and all-around good sports radio.
But on Friday I tuned in just in time to catch part of a conversation about golf and golf tournaments. I missed the beginning, but I got the general idea – the way a younger guy looks at golf vs. the way an older guy does.
A caller was trying to talk up how much fun it is to go to a golf tournament, but Evan just wasn’t really down with it. Joe on the other hand was in agreement with the caller, trying to express how incredible some of the shots and putts the pros make truly are. But what it came down to were the two overall opinions. Evan’s was that he will probably take up golf later in life. But for the time being, while he’s still got his legs, he’s going to participate in more active sports. Joe on the other hand, wishes he took up golf earlier in life. This conversation got me wondering how many golfers and non-golfers perceive the sport this way. Using myself as an example, I can see where both guys are coming from.
I spent most of my early life living practically right around the corner from a golf course, but never had any interest in playing the sport. I was younger, and interested in the more active sports. I wanted to play basketball, football and softball. Not golf. So for that reason, I understand where Evan is coming from. As you get older, the active sports are going to be gone and you’ll be relegated to either watching them on TV or watching your kids play. So get the time in when you can. Soon, golf will be your only option.
But on the other hand, I certainly see Joe’s view. Once I began playing relatively regularly, I too had wished I had taken up the game sooner than I did. I didn’t realize until I began playing, just because it’s not an “active” sport doesn’t mean it’s not fun. The key is to play the game as you would a pickup basketball game, or a softball game – don’t take it too serious. Just have fun with your buddies, relax and play a game. I wonder now what took me so long to take it up, and I’m glad my friends introduced it to me when they did.
So is it the Evan-type perception that is keeping the younger generation from taking the sport up as much as in the past? I can see how it would be. Watch it on TV and it looks relatively boring. But it’s a different story out on the course. It can be competitive if you want it to be. Or, like my golfing buddies and I, it can just be a relaxing day out with your buddies. Either way, it’s a sport that deserves a chance from everyone, young or old. And bearing in mind the opinions of the two hosts, there’s going to come a point in time when golf will be your only realistic sports option. So the sooner you take it up, the better you’re likely to be and the more appreciation you’ll have for it in the future.
So Evan (and those with his thought process), if this reaches you somehow, let Joe take you on the course once or twice. Give it a round or two now and you’ll appreciate it more later. And hey, if you don’t like it, at least you gave it a chance. But trust me, ten years from now (maybe less) you’ll be looking for a sport you can participate in without having an oxygen tank in tow.
Swing ’til you’re happy!
Golf Course Country Club…Crashing?
I’m pretty sure most of us have seen the movie “Wedding Crashers”. If not, I recommend watching it. In short, it’s a film about two bachelors (Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson) that crash weddings in search of free food, drinks and to pick up women. Call them want you want: Freeloaders, scumbags, whatever. I’m also pretty sure that the thought of doing this at least once has bounced around in our heads. Maybe as a to-do on the ol’ bucket list?
A buddy of mine (ABOM), in perhaps his not so proudest of moments, informed me of a “Wedding Crashers” variation he has participated in – crashing golf tournaments. The best part is he doesn’t even play golf. Naturally, my first question was “If you don’t play golf, WTF are you doing at a golf tourney?” ABOM then enlightened me on his motive. He said he shows up at the end for the dinner and open bar. Intrigued I was.
“Go on…I’m listening” I replied. ABOM proceeded to fill in the details; He said the most important thing was to look the part. The golf logo hat, shirt and golf shoes he borrowed from his brother that were a size too small. He even went as far as to button the top button on his polo shirt. I was impressed by his attention to detail. I’m not sure if they do that anymore, but for someone who doesn’t golf, he really did his research. ABOM’s theory was to look as authentic as possible and not raise suspicion.
The story gets better. This particular tournament (which, he crashed with a co-conspirator) was, as he put it, “a perfect set-up.” Meaning there was a buffet-style dinner and open bar. There were no seating arrangements or anything like that. As a matter of fact, ABOM sat at the bar and freeloaded like a bandit. “This can’t get any better” he thought. Until he saw his boss, who just happened to be one of the organizers of the event.
“Crap!” he thought. Well, it was more of a slow-mo “Ohhhhhh shhhhhiiiittttt!” “I gotta get the f$#@ out of here!” As he frantically planned his escape, the thought of his boss exposing him made it even worse. All he could think about was how much of an asshole he was going to look like (not to mention the possibility of losing his job). Luckily, ABOM’s accomplice was able to run interference allowing the exit strategy to be executed flawlessly. My final question to him; “Would you do it again?” His reply “Why not…”
*ABOM did make it a point to mention to me that he would only crash tournaments that do not benefit any charities. It’s good to know there is honor amongst scumbags. And no, ABOM is not really me.
Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!