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Book Review: The Grumpy Old Golfer’s Putting Tips

January 29, 2014 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

PuttingTipsI’ve never been one to spend a ton of money on a putter. To spend $100+ for something that, in essence, could be replaced by any flat-faced object with a handle never made much sense to me.

For me, it’s always been about the “feel” of the putter in my hands. If I had confidence in it, then I would have success with it. For some, having confidence means spending a ton of money on the latest mallet or blade style putter; for others, like Happy Gilmore, a modified hockey stick did the trick.

So it struck a cord when I read Tip #6 in “The Grumpy Old Golfer’s Putting Tips” book:

“When choosing a putter, confidence in the putter is more important than the cost.”

And then Tip #10 too:

“Choosing the correct putter for you is a very individualistic and personal decision. Never let someone choose your putter for you.”

The Grumpy Old Golfer’s Putting Tips has 300 quips like those mentioned above. Author E.P. Murphy explains at the beginning that many of the tips will convey similar sentiments, but will be stated differently. This is done to address the varying personalities of those reading the book – a tip that connects with one person, may only connect with someone else after a being restated in a different way. Plus the repetitiveness helps drive home his points.

Mr. Murphy is extremely transparent from the start, stating his book alone isn’t going to make you a great putter…but it will make you a better one. He has drawn from his 40+ years on the links and his collection of notes along the way: “This grumpy old golfer and his old worn notebooks will provide all you need to take you to another plateau in your putting skills.” And he might be on to something. After all, putting is a very important part of the game – as he states in his book; “Over 40 percent of the average golfer’s score comes from putting.”

Some of the tips you might have heard before (“Tip #127: On short puts aim to the back of the hole“) while others are unfamiliar, but effective: “Tip #119: On short putts, visualize yourself frozen in a block of ice up to your waist. Use only your upper body to execute the putt.”

But the book isn’t just a collection of tips. Each chapter is a theme (the approach; the setup; etc.) and at the beginning of each theme, Mr. Murphy digs a bit deeper with his narrative. The last chapter (Putting in a Nutshell) is a standalone pocket guide in and of itself, providing tips for short putts; long putts; and even preparing mentally.

But the tips make this book a must read. Perhaps my favorite is this one:

“The only club in the bag specifically made to hit the ball into the cup is the putter. Master it first, master it best.”

When you think about it, the above statement is perhaps one of the most profound pieces of golf advice you may ever receive. And the source is not your typical confusing and hard-to-read golf self-help book. Instead, The Grumpy Old Golfer’s Putting Tips is a simple and easy way to help keep you focused while on the greens.

The Grumpy Old Golfer’s Putting Tips is officially being released today via Amazon, Barnes and Noble and other online retailers.

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Book Review: Bad Golf

April 17, 2013 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

badgolfThere’s an ethos we live by here at GolfStinks: You don’t have to be good at golf to love it. And in the spirit of that ethos, we strive to write commentary that helps you accept the fact that even though you might stink, you can still get great enjoyment out of this game.

It’s in this spirit that author Dave Simon penned Bad Golf. After receiving my copy and initially thumbing through the pages, I thought I had the book figured out; Mr. Simon had written a comical take on how bad the vast majority of us are at this game. However, after reading a few chapters, I realized Bad Golf is so much more.

In reality, what Mr. Simon has done is create a golf self-help guide. But this guide doesn’t give you tips on how to play better – instead it provides you ways to enjoy the game in spite of your wretchedness on the links! His premise is simple: You’re bad at golf – most of us are. So, why not accept that fact, move on and start having fun despite your high handicap? Sounds like a book GolfStinks can stand behind!

Bad Golf is 34 (somewhat short) chapters of rollicking ideas to help you forget the quadruple bogie you took on the 7th or the sleeve of balls you lost on the 13th. Chapter titles include: “How to get better, briefly;” “450 yard par 4’s made easy;” and “I know what I did wrong (but can’t correct it).”

One of my favorite chapters (Fun topics when things are going worse than usual) encourages you to use comedy to get your mind off the terrible round you’re having. In one example, Mr. Simon suggests you have an exploding gag golf ball in your bag for this occasion. But don’t try to pull the gag on someone else – instead, he suggests you walk to the next tee and use it on yourself! Unbeknownst to your golfing pals, you step up to the tee and drive the ball into a cloud of powdery smoke – resulting in laughter from all (including you). The point is to get your mind off your round and it’s genius! I’m definitely giving that a try next time I find myself playing a particularly miserable round!

Bad Golf is more than just poking fun at yourself and your golf game – it’s an instructional guide to getting more enjoyment out of golf! While you might not lower your handicap reading this book, you’ll surely learn to not sweat the high scores as much. As Mr. Simon says: Live it. Love it. Learn it. Laugh at it.

You can download the e-book version of Bad Golf on Mr. Simon’s website here: justwrite15.com/bad-golf.html (scroll down a bit once the page loads).

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Book Review: The Golf Excuse Handbook

November 28, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

IMG_6411There are many, many golf books presented to GolfStinks and we can’t read them all. But when one is entitled “The Golf Excuse Handbook: A Duffer’s Survival Guide” we have a hard time passing it up.

I’ll start by making an excuse for the author: He’s a lawyer named Jason Frank. Seriously, who better to bend and twist the truth than a lawyer? You can basically say this book was written by an “excuse expert.”

And what Mr. Frank has done is written one of the greatest stroke-saving books in golf…because you don’t have to change a thing about your swing. You just have to be comfortable with making excuses.

For example, did you know you can start making excuses for your wretched play before you even step on the first tee? Mr. Frank lists several options for that, including a pre-round injury such as stubbing your toe (or a garage door falling on your head) that can translate into the shanks or yips during your round. And how about blaming the weather? Any weather – hot, cold, wind, rain – it can all be utilized to help you save face on the links.

But this book goes far beyond typical golf excuses and delves into the imaginative art of blaming anything other than yourself for a poor shot or round. And the keyword in the previous sentence is “art” – Mr. Frank truly is an artist at work when he formulates an excuse…and his book is packed with ready-to-use gems that you can take out on the course with you.

I laughed out loud at several of Mr. Frank’s anecdotes – many genuinely believable excuses; others, slightly preposterous…But all were in good fun. And to that end, I really enjoyed this book. His ability to turn anything close to a duff into a plausible acquittal is simply amazing. And quite honestly, I will probably think twice before so easily accepting any of my golf buddies’ excuses for poor play from now on.

“The Golf Excuse Handbook: A Duffer’s Survival Guide” is a hilarious read that will have you planning your excuse strategy before, during and after each of your future rounds of golf. With the holidays upon us, it will make a great gift for any golfer in your life.

To get your copy the book, click HERE or visit http://golfexcuses.com. Or, you can head on over to our Facebook page and “Like” the post on our wall entitled “Win the Golf Excuse Handbook!” where we’ll pick one random fan to win a copy of the book!

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Book Review: Weird Golf

June 13, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

golfstinks golf stinksI was intrigued when Dave Donelson emailed me to review his “fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible and morally reprehensible” novel about golf.

A golf writer by trade, Mr. Donelson has strung together 18 short stories that engross you in mystery, suspense, comedy and a touch of horror.

Mr. Donelson is obviously an avid golfer – his tales, while tall, are written with such familiarity of golf course antics, you begin to believe what you are reading.

And what you read is somewhat comical, somewhat frightening and somewhat candid all wrapped in one. For example, his hilarious portrait of Superman and Batman playing a competitive round together is both ridiculous, yet believable at the same time.

His creepy tales of golf course ghosts and night crawlers (such as in “Bald Peter’s Pond” and “Night Putting”) leave you feeling a bit unnerved. While other stories such as “By The Rules” and “Choker” take typical golfer frustrations to near homicidal levels.

Meanwhile, Mr. Donelson throws-in what seems to be his own candid opinions of golf in “A Not-So-Brief History Of Golf Time” and “Three Club Wind” – both of which, if you really stop to think about what he is saying, make a ton of sense!

Each story is unique but shares a common thread: Things aren’t what they seem! You’ll surely think about this book the next time you golf after a full moon and you’ll definitely think twice before hassling that foursome of ladies ahead of you.

Weird Golf is a great book for your mystery novel-loving dad this Father’s Day. And if you’re a golfer that’s at all interested in the supernatural, Weird Golf is for you. A bit fantastical? Yes. A rollicking read? Absolutely.

For more about Weird Golf or to purchase the book, please go to http://www.weirdgolf.net/.

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Book Review: Do I Get A Drop?

May 30, 2012 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

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When the guys from Golfstinks get together to play a round, we typically allow gimme putts; don’t care much if you take a Mulligan; and don’t mind if you drop a ball instead of walking back to re-tee.

I’d say we’re pretty normal golfers. Look, it’s not the Tour, we’re just out there to have fun. But I’d be lying if I said we just play however we want. The truth is we care about the rules of golf far more than we let on.

For example, no one in our foursome takes a Mulligan…ever. It’s not that we don’t allow them, it’s just that over the years, we simply stopped taking them. Gimme putts are rare too. And when we’re unsure of a ruling, I’ll typically pull out my phone, open up my USGA Rules app, and try to find out what to do.

I’d say most of the time, we just want to get it right (except for walking back to re-tee – that’s just not practical on most crowded public courses). But getting it right can be a challenge too. Have you ever flipped through the USGA rule book? Many times finding what you’re looking for is impractical in-and-of itself.

Enter the ingenious book by Doug Anderson: Do I Get A Drop? Mr. Anderson is an Australian accountant who decided the golf world needed a guide book for the rule book!

The book works by asking a simple question: Where is your ball? If it’s on the tee, turn to the “Tee” section. If it’s in a bunker, turn to the “Bunker” section. On the fairway or in the rough? Turn to the “Through the Green” section. There are also sections for the green, water hazards, OB and ground under repair too.

You literally just flip to the section that pertains to your situation and your answer will be found within seconds. This book will give you your ruling and get you on your way far quicker than the real rule book – and that’s good news both for you and the group behind you!

But “Do I Get A Drop?” is more than just a quick reference guide. If you read it from start to finish, it’s a quick and easy way to learn the rules. It’s packed with humorous cartoons that help explain different ruling situations – from grounding the club in a bunker to your options in casual water – it amuses as it teaches and as a result, you learn extremely quickly.

Plus, it helps you understand all those crazy rules too – for example, I never knew that you CAN’T ask your playing partner what club they used – a stupid rule, I know – but when money is on the line, it might come in handy!

“Do I Get A Drop?” is the perfect way to instantly find the ruling you need while on the course and a great way to learn the rules of golf while you’re in the living room. And as part of this post, Mr. Anderson has graciously provided us three copies to giveaway!

Just head on over to our Facebook page (“Like” us if you haven’t already) and Like the post on our wall entitled “Win a Free copy of the book Do I Get A Drop?” – that’s it! We’ll select three random people to get their very own copy of this useful book!

Good luck!

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