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Inside Condé Nast Traveler’s Golf Resort Ratings

March 23, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

Condé Nast Traveler has released its Top 125 Golf Resorts issue and I’m wondering how many of us should actually take this list seriously? The list was compiled from the publication’s 2010 Readers’ Choice survey, which was conducted online and had nearly 26,000 respondents.

That’s allot of respondents, but can these results really be that accurate? Firstly, how many resorts have these respondents vacationed at? My guess is not many (and certainly not all 125). So if they’ve stayed at only one or two, there really isn’t much basis for comparison. When people choose a resort, they typically select one they’ve heard of (perhaps through lists such as in Condé Nast Traveler).

After visiting a resort, some people will then take the online survey (which could be years removed from when they were actually there), thus providing more (possibly outdated) feedback on a resort that is already on the list. With data being collected on the same resorts over and over, I surmise it would be an uphill battle for new resorts (or those who have undergone vast renovations) to make the cut, despite offering a similar experience to those listed (especially considering resorts had to receive a certain number of responses to make the list to begin with). All this leads to a somewhat flawed rating system in my opinion.

But what’s even more interesting is Condé Nast Traveler hasn’t actually produced a top 125 list at all. Instead, it has taken golf resorts that received the most responses and ranked them by region. First they hone in on the typical U.S. golf vacation states like Arizona, California, Florida and Hawaii. Then the publication provides top lists for the Northern, Western and Southern U.S. (aforementioned states excluded). Finally, it compiles a measly top 25 list for golf resorts from the rest of the world. The lists combined total 125 resorts.

Condé Nast Traveler buckets resorts in this manner because they have no data to legitimately rank 125 golf resorts in order from best to worst. After all, they are only going off a volunteer survey, which typically draws from the same old pool of resorts, rated by people who really have no basis for comparing such establishments in the first place.

But what about the fact that this info exists at all? Sure, these lists can be fun to look at, but are they realistic? Seriously, how many of you plan on actually vacationing at one of these golf resorts this year? For starters, these places aren’t cheap. According to the publication, rates are listed in three categories and represented by dollar signs: “$”; “$$”; and “$$$” – where prices encompass “the least expensive double during peak golf season.” Well, the “least expensive” turns out to be $350 or less ($); $350-$499 ($$); and $500+ ($$$) – it doesn’t specify, but I assume this is per night; golf not included – ready to pack the old clubs yet?

All this makes me wonder who’s really benefitting from this list being published?

So with that said, I’d like to see how many of our readers are planning an excursion this year to one of these top golf resorts. Take the poll* below and let us know.

Will you play a Top Golf Resort in 2011?


*It should be noted that respondents to this poll are on a volunteer basis and are drawn from the same old pool of this blog’s readership.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: conde nast, course, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, reader's poll, resort, top 125, traveler

10 Things Golf Courses Get Wrong

March 16, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

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Signs on the Golf Course (Photo by Greg D’Andrea)


I enjoy nearly all the golf courses I play…truly, I do. But there are some annoyances that make even a great course lose some of its luster. Here are a few of those annoyances:

1. When There’s no Yardage Markers
Ever play a course with those 150-yardage polls in the middle of the fairways? I wish all golf courses used those. I don’t mind the red, white and blue discs either – they’re old school, but they do the trick. But when a course has no yardage markers, that just gets my goat. What am I supposed to do, count-out my paces to the center of the green and then walk back to my ball? Some courses use an ambiguous shrub as the 150 marker – which sort of works, until that one hole where you can’t tell which little shrub is the marker: “I thought the little boxwood was the 150 but it was really the little pine tree – oh well, I only overshot the green by 30 yards.”

2. When There’s Not Enough Water Jugs
It’s hot and it’s humid. You arrive at the 3rd hole and there’s a water jug waiting for you. You think; “Cool, this course has a water jug every few holes.” But then you don’t come to another one till the 16th. WTF? On like 11, you begin seeing water jug mirages. By the 16th, you can spot the water jug 50 yards away – calling to you like an oasis in the Sahara. Come on courses – get with the program! There needs to be at least 2 jugs per 9-holes – that’s just common human kindness.

3. When You Need a Hammer to Get the Tee in the Ground
I’ve actually broken tees before trying to force them into the ground. Why is this even an issue? Water the freaking tee-box for crying out loud! There used to be this 9-hole track in my neighborhood that all the old timers would play. I kid you not – almost every one of them carried a rubber mallet in their bag to bang the tee into the ground on various holes. It got so bad they actually convinced management to replace some of the tee-box turf with driving range mats. Pathetic.

4. When it’s Cart Paths Only
Why am I even taking a cart? Look, I understand the course wants to keep it’s fairways nice, but cart path only is ridiculous. At least make it 90 degrees! Enough said.

5. When it’s Carts Only
I know, I know – it helps speed up play on the weekends. But to force people to ride is a bit greedy, no? Most courses already charge more to play on the weekend anyway. But when they mandate carts on the weekend too, it just gives them the justification to jack the price up even further. If some golfers want to walk, they should be able to. If someone starts slowing up foursomes behind them, then have a ranger tell them to speed it up. Ah, but having a ranger out on the course costs money, whereas having a mandatory cart rule makes money…it all makes sense to me now.

6. When You Can’t Call Ahead to Order Food at the Turn
Every course should do this. Is it too hard to put a menu on the 9th-tee (perhaps taped to the water jug) with the phone number of the 19th-Hole? It would help keep the pace of play moving if your food is ready for you when you make the turn.

7. When there’s no 19th-Hole
Believe it or not, there are 19th-holeless courses out there. No beer, no wings, no hot dogs. Some of these courses will point you in the direction of the vending machines when you’re hungry or thirsty. This is just unAmerican.

8. When Holes are Too Close Together
Either they didn’t have enough room to build the course in the first place, or it’s just poorly designed. But there’s no reason to be ducking on the tee from balls headed to a green 10 yards to your left. I actually hit a guy with my tee-shot at a local mortar range some years ago because the holes were so close to each other. See my story HERE.

9. When There are Too Many Signs
Some courses have gotten so fed up with people getting hit (probably due to the holes being too close together); misusing carts; or trying to get golfers to follow the local rules; that they end up plastering signs all over the course. Not only is this an eyesore (see photo at top), but it’s the last thing you want to see when you’re just trying to have a nice day on the course. It’s almost like they’re yelling at you before you even tee-off. You know, this kind of stuff wouldn’t happen if these courses accepted tee-times, paced them 7 minutes apart and had a ranger making sure things go smoothly out on the course. Ah, but having a ranger out on the course costs money, whereas plastering signs up everywhere is far cheaper…(why does this sound familiar?)

10. When the Customer Service is Poor
If I’m forking over my hard-earned cash to play 18, the last thing I want is some pro shop punk with an attitude or a grouchy starter. Sometimes it seems the staff’s whole mission is to get you through 18-holes as fast as humanly possible so they can squeeze more groups in. Whatever happened to golf being a gentlemen’s game? I’m not saying a bag boy needs to clean your clubs after the round, but a little hospitality would be nice.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: cart, course, hospitality, ranger, starter, water jug, yardage marker

Attention Public Golf Courses: Make Room for Judge Smails

March 9, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

Ready to trade-in that private club membership yet? No matter; there’s a chance your golf course will do it for you. According the National Golf Foundation (NGF), 94 18-hole private courses switched over to public courses in 2010.

Compare that to only 22 that switched from public to private and you start to realize what the golf real estate boom of decades past (coupled with the current economy) has done to private golf clubs. What’s more, public golf courses have increased in number in the U.S. nearly 6 percent over the last 10 years; compared to private courses, which have increased just 2 percent.

That being said, I’d like to take this time to welcome private club members to public golf course life. If your country club has been downgraded converted to a daily fee track, don’t fret – there’s still plenty of top drawer fun to be had. You just need to brush-up on some of your public golf course etiquette:

Firstly; Please take heed of the dress code: Collared shirts must not cost more than $30 and must never be tucked in. Shorts (I’m pretty sure long pants are forbidden) must not have little whales, ducks or other wildlife embroidered all over them. Also, wearing an ascot around your neck or sweater across your shoulders is an open invitation for a 9-iron enema…consider yourself warned.

Second; Please don’t linger in the club house before or after your round. Range balls aren’t free, so there’s no reason to show up too early for your tee-time. And if you’re not scoffing-down a bucket of hot-wings in the 19th-hole post round, then you probably should be driving home…after all, you should carve-out some time on the weekend to see your spouse and children.

Third; There’s going to be a wait on a few holes and you need to remember to remain calm. Take a deep breath (bring a paper bag to breathe into if necessary). This anxiety will pass once you come to terms with the fact that the round is going to take longer than 3 hours. Also, while you’re out on the course, you may get stuck behind a foursome that will appear to have never played golf before. Don’t worry – this is the Tennis Shoe Crowd and they are a completely normal occurrence. Simply play through when they are all in the woods searching for their drives.

Let me think…are there any more tips? Well these are a good starting point. Remember, there’s going to be an adjustment period, but don’t let that discourage you. Playing on a public golf course is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, think of all the interesting people you will meet…like me! Just try to keep your chin up (not because you’re depressed over losing your elite status, but because if the Tennis Shoe Crowd is teeing off, you don’t want to get smacked in the face with an errant shot).

See you in April!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: club, course, daily fee, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, judge smails, municipal, private, public

POLL: Have You Ever Broken A Golf Club in Anger?

February 23, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 1 Comment

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Does breaking a golf club make you feel better?

Perhaps one of the greatest feelings I ever got was when I broke my golf club in half. Is that bad?

Some years ago, I was hacking my way through the back 9 of a local course. I had been struggling with my putter throughout most of the round and by the time I teed-off on the 16th, the rest of my game decided to head on over to the 19th-hole for a few beers without me.

Anyway, after planes, trains and automobiles to get to the green, I promptly 5-putted (I swear the freakin’ hole was wearing a chastity belt). I ended up taking a 12.

Without even thinking, I immediately snapped my putter in half across my knee. A few seconds later I was rife with regret. But for that fleeting moment while I was actually in the act of breaking the club, I felt invigorated. You know that one moment on the course that keeps you coming back for more? You could be playing wretchedly all round and then you hit that one shot that inspires you to play again the next week? Well, my moment of inspiration to play again came from me breaking my putter across my knee.

Not long after, I was at a PGA Tour event and watched one pro (I forget who now) also break his putter across his knee after putting-out on the 18th (he was smart to do it on the last hole…I had to putt with my 3-wood the rest of the way). Anyway, I remember this pro holding up the broken putter to wild cheers from the gallery. And that’s when it hit me – maybe I shouldn’t regret what I did?

I haven’t broken a club on purpose since, and really, haven’t seen anyone else break one either. But I don’t think I can say I’ll never break one again – when I’m having one of “those” rounds, it may just be the medicine I need to help me get back out there ASAP.

How about you? Have you ever broken a club in anger? Take the poll and let us know.

 

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Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: break clubs, break your club, broken club, broken golf club, poll

Hypnotize Your Way to a Scratch Handicap!

February 16, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

When you read the title of this post, do you envision golfers walking up the fairway in zombie-like trances; their clubs loosely held in one hand as they twitch and drag their way to the 2-foot putt they have left for birdie?

I do.

Perhaps it’s because I don’t know much about hypnotism. What I do know comes from movies or television; where a person under hypnosis typically has this deer-in-the-headlights look about them and is completely submissive to whatever the hypnotizer is telling them to do. Normally, the person has “gone under” to remember something from their dreams; or to re-live a close encounter of the fourth kind.

But I guess in reality, many people undergo hypnosis to adjust certain undesirable behaviors. And when I think about that notion (as a golfer), I wonder if I can hypnotize-away my slice? Sound ridiculous? Well, don’t tell that to the folks over at Hypno-Doctor Golf Edition.

I first learned of Hypno-Doctor Golf Edition after they contacted this blog in hopes of Golfstinks joining an affiliate program* they offer. Their one (very long) webpage begins by stating the following: “Amazing New Golf Program Runs Automatically And…It Takes 5 STROKES (Or More) Off Your Very Next Round…GUARANTEED!“

Anytime a statement like that is made, I surmise many of you would immediately have reservations. I don’t blame you. Not only did I have reservations, I believe I laughed out loud. A computer program? What does it do, give you subliminal messages while you surf the web or check your email?

Well, actually, it turns out that’s exactly what it does.

“Hypno-Doctor Golf Edition provides gentle, effective hypnotic messages to ‘program’ your mind…Hypno-Doctor Golf Edition uses a layered strategy to activate your ‘relaxation center’ in multi-sensory modes. The software features layers of audio, video, subliminal text and visual anchors to put you in a mentally relaxed state while it is running on your computer – and giving you the uncanny ability to return to that state, on command, whenever you are about to hit a golf ball.”

Ready to try it yet?

OK, maybe someone out there who has gone through this form of subliminal messaging can chime in here, but this scares the shit out of me has me a bit concerned. I mean, I’ve reviewed golf books (here and here) that promote the mental side of the game, but this crosses some kind of line for me. Am I alone?


“Finally, here is a product that can end ‘The Battle of the Brain’ permanently and in your favor…and do a lot more besides.”

I don’t know…”permanently” sounds just so, well…permanent to me. And what do they mean by “do a lot more besides?” To convince you further, they’ve littered the site with testimonials from guys who swear it works (many of which have professional head shots to go along with their quote).

Upon further investigation, I realized there is a similar program for general use (not specific to golf) just called Hypno-Doctor. I assume (but am not certain) the Golf Edition is affiliated with it somehow. Regardless, does this stuff actually work? I mean, if I hand my brain over for this particular purpose, will I get it back in an un-mutilated condition? Furthermore, should I pay for this type of service (it’s on sale now for $67)?

Thoughts?

*To date, Golfstinks, LLC has not joined any affiliate program with Hypno-Doctor Golf Edition.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, hypno doctor, hypnosis, hypnotherapy, hypnotism, hypnotize

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