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Attention Public Golf Courses: Make Room for Judge Smails

March 9, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 3 Comments

Ready to trade-in that private club membership yet? No matter; there’s a chance your golf course will do it for you. According the National Golf Foundation (NGF), 94 18-hole private courses switched over to public courses in 2010.

Compare that to only 22 that switched from public to private and you start to realize what the golf real estate boom of decades past (coupled with the current economy) has done to private golf clubs. What’s more, public golf courses have increased in number in the U.S. nearly 6 percent over the last 10 years; compared to private courses, which have increased just 2 percent.

That being said, I’d like to take this time to welcome private club members to public golf course life. If your country club has been downgraded converted to a daily fee track, don’t fret – there’s still plenty of top drawer fun to be had. You just need to brush-up on some of your public golf course etiquette:

Firstly; Please take heed of the dress code: Collared shirts must not cost more than $30 and must never be tucked in. Shorts (I’m pretty sure long pants are forbidden) must not have little whales, ducks or other wildlife embroidered all over them. Also, wearing an ascot around your neck or sweater across your shoulders is an open invitation for a 9-iron enema…consider yourself warned.

Second; Please don’t linger in the club house before or after your round. Range balls aren’t free, so there’s no reason to show up too early for your tee-time. And if you’re not scoffing-down a bucket of hot-wings in the 19th-hole post round, then you probably should be driving home…after all, you should carve-out some time on the weekend to see your spouse and children.

Third; There’s going to be a wait on a few holes and you need to remember to remain calm. Take a deep breath (bring a paper bag to breathe into if necessary). This anxiety will pass once you come to terms with the fact that the round is going to take longer than 3 hours. Also, while you’re out on the course, you may get stuck behind a foursome that will appear to have never played golf before. Don’t worry – this is the Tennis Shoe Crowd and they are a completely normal occurrence. Simply play through when they are all in the woods searching for their drives.

Let me think…are there any more tips? Well these are a good starting point. Remember, there’s going to be an adjustment period, but don’t let that discourage you. Playing on a public golf course is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, think of all the interesting people you will meet…like me! Just try to keep your chin up (not because you’re depressed over losing your elite status, but because if the Tennis Shoe Crowd is teeing off, you don’t want to get smacked in the face with an errant shot).

See you in April!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: club, course, daily fee, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, judge smails, municipal, private, public

3 Reasons Public Golf Courses Get A Bad Rap

April 14, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Do all public/muni golf courses look like this?
Do all public/muni golf courses look like this? (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

In 1895, two great things happened to the game of golf: The pool cue was officially banned for use as a putter by the USGA; and the biggest city in the country established the first public course in America: Van Cortlandt Golf Course in the Bronx, NY.

Soon after opening, the course was suffering from all the stereotypical things we hear about public tracks today: “Poor playing conditions, unmanageable crowds, and a general lack of golf etiquette.” But within three years, the grounds were cleaned-up, playing rules were established, and the number of holes increased from 9 to 18. As a symbol of its longevity, the course is still open today – accepting tee-times from Wall Street bankers and sanitation engineers alike.

Unfortunately for golf though, the stereotypes of public courses still exist. The notion that if you play a daily fee or (God forbid) a municipal course, you’re in for bad grooming, waits on every tee, and worst of all: you’ve got to deal with the average slob who doesn’t know how to conduct himself like a gentleman.

Ah but the reality is much of this is exaggerated. Let’s examine each of these stereotypes in more depth…

Public Courses have Bad Grooming: I’ve played 18-hole, daily fee courses (both expensive and inexpensive alike) all over this country and have not found many in complete shambles. Sure, a few need some help, but these are by far in the minority. These days, increased knowledge in course architecture, seeding and sprinkler systems, and better grooming equipment have made it hard for public courses to fall into utter disarray. While it still happens on occasion – especially in tough economic times – the majority of public courses are lush and playable (especially the tee-boxes, fairways and greens). Don’t get me wrong, not many can compare to Augusta, but then not many private courses can either.

Public Courses have Long Waits on Every Tee: I’m not going to lie to you, there may be times when you will wait on every tee. While this is annoying, it is also rare and usually avoidable. The reality is there are some courses that will squeeze in too many groups in an effort to capitalize on profits. There are also some courses that fail to employ enough rangers to manage the slow pokes. But in either case, these courses are most likely repeat offenders and golfers usually know what to expect before even pulling into the parking lot. But the majority of public courses get it. They understand how to space foursomes out so backups don’t occur. They also understand how to manage a slow group holding others up. And most courses usually have a strict tee-time policy, which is a good thing – it ensures there’s not a backup on the first tee. While there still can be an occasional backup on one or two tees, backups on every hole are very infrequent.

Perhaps the real concern is how long it takes to play an 18-hole round on a public track? Well, let me ask you this: How long do you expect 18-holes to take? It seems to me my private club friends are always bragging about how quickly they can finish a round. “Oh, I finished 18 in 2.5 hours yesterday!” WTF? That’s not golf, that’s insanity. Where the hell is the joy in that? Look, four hours is normal. But on a public course, expect it to take five hours. You have to realize that people play golf for enjoyment – thus they are going to chat, have a dog and a beer at the turn, and lose a few balls here and there – and usually, these people are keeping up with the group in front of them! These days with how popular the sport has gotten, you can’t sweat-it if it takes five hours to finish a round on a public course – in fact, you should plan on it.

Public Courses Attract Golfers who Don’t Know Etiquette: It stinks that a small few can give public courses a bad rap. Truth is, all it takes is one golfer who is ignorant (or indifferent) to the etiquette-side of the game, and the hold-up begins. But again, this is usually the exception during a round, not the norm. Occasionally, (usually while on the same courses that allow on too many foursomes, I may add) you may get stuck behind a newbie who doesn’t know when to pick-up and move-on. You can decrease your chances of this happening by playing a course that has a strict tee-time policy (since many newbies and hacks are walk-ons who’ve decided last minute to dust-off the old clubs and play). And making an early tee-time is even better – when there are more serious players out on the course. But again, it’s extremely rare I get paired-up with someone who is clueless about etiquette – most public golfers know these unwritten rules quite well and play rather efficiently.

So it seems public golf courses have been given a bad rap. But the reality is the game of golf has changed. Regular Joe players are starting to see golf as relaxation rather than a competitive activity. Sure competitiveness is fun, but it’s more about spending time with their friends, away from their everyday lives. Five-hour rounds (e.g. a day at the course) are becoming the norm and veteran golfers are beginning to adjust to this.

Meanwhile, public courses already outnumber private clubs two-to-one and that ratio is growing due to this down economy – which means the bulk of golfers play on public tracks…which also means if so many of us are going to be playing this game, we need to take public golf courses for what they are for: Leisure, fun and enjoyment.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: etiquette, municipal, private club, private course, public course, public golf, slow play, USGA, van cortlandt

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