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5 Reasons They Think Golf is Stupid

March 30, 2015 | By Greg D'Andrea | 8 Comments

golf in the rain
Rain or shine, golf is still golf. But some folks will never understand why we love this game…

Without question, there are those in this world who cannot see the point of golf. The thought of chasing a little white ball around hundreds of acres of land is the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever heard.

And from their completely superficial viewpoint, you can (sort of) understand where they’re coming from. To the outsider, some things about this game are, well…stupid. Here are five of them I tend to hear over and over again…

1. Golf is stupid because we really do chase a little white ball around. In the very simplest of terms, we golfers hit a ball, walk after said ball, and then hit it again. Taken on its own, I could see how this is mind-boggling to the non-golfer. But we golfers also know there’s so much more to this game than chasing balls. First of all, hitting that ball where you want it to go takes a whole hell-of-a-lot of skill. But beyond this, golf is a very complex and thought-provoking game. And of course there’s the camaraderie aspect of it and the “walk in nature” aspect, etc. Taken collectively, golf is a wonderful game. And speaking of taking a walk in nature…

2. Golf is stupid because you shouldn’t have to pay to take a walk in nature. Again, taken on its own, one shouldn’t have to pay to walk in the woods. But golf courses need to be maintained in order to play the game properly and that maintenance costs money. We golfers will gladly pay a greens fee to putt on a smooth green.

3.Golf is stupid because it wastes valuable space. Golf courses and cemeteries, right? At least according to Al Czervik and apparently many others. Now I will admit there are probably too many golf courses out there – I mean you’re more likely to run across a golf course before a McDonald’s restaurant here in the U.S. But a complete waste of space? Not if people are enjoying themselves. Plus, many courses preserve wildlife habitat and invest and care for those areas far more than they would be if the course was not there.

4. Golf is stupid because of the clothes. OK, it’s hard to argue with this one – when the sport’s primary style is the clothing of choice for retired men everywhere, you might not be on the cutting edge of fashion. But nowadays more athletic gear (and less old man garb) is becoming more popular (and acceptable) on the course – so things are slowly changing for the better.

5. Golf is stupid because most people play even though they’re not any good at it. Guilty as charged. And I should add I’m totally fine with that. Where does it say you have to be great at something in order to love it? And golf is scaleable – the handicap system helps you compete against anyone no matter their skill. And you can even compete against your previous score. There’s so much to appreciate about golf regardless of your level of play.

So with the exception of the clothes we wear, anyone who tells you golf is stupid are they themselves probably a bit, well…stupid. If you don’t fancy golf, that’s cool. But to call it stupid when you don’t fully understand it? Well, let’s just say that leaves more tee-times for the remaining 30+ million folks out there who do.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: #somethingaboutgolf, golf apparel, too many golf courses

Bonding With And Without Golf

January 12, 2015 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Camaraderie on and off the golf course (photo by Tim Evanson via flickr)
Camaraderie on and off the golf course (photo by Tim Evanson via flickr)

Some of the most common days for men to get together for some “bonding” are no doubt football Sundays.  This is especially true here in the northeast during this particular time of year when it’s NFL playoff time, there’s snow on the ground and the temps are hovering around the low 20’s.  Needless to say, it’s not golfing weather.

As I sit watching the playoffs with my boys, I consider the difference between football bonding time and golf bonding time.  As focused as we are on watching the games, we also use the time together to just talk.  What’s going on at school, what did they do with their friends, jokes, a new video game…anything really.  But it’s the football games that brought us together to begin with.  Now, despite that we all enjoy playing golf, getting all of us together to hang out and watch the first golf tournament of the year would likely have proven to be a bit more difficult.

In a funny way, just the opposite can be said of getting out and playing the sports we are, or could be, watching.  While there may not be any bonding time watching golf on TV, getting out on the course and playing is a different story.  In much the same way male bonding takes place while hanging out and watching the game, the same can be said while actually out on the course playing golf…and vice versa.  Heading outside to throw the ball around or playing a game of two-hand touch, while fun, doesn’t exactly spark up much good conversation.

So as much as I enjoy football, especially at playoff time, I’m also looking forward to a few months from now when golf season gets back into full swing.  When football season has been over for a couple of months, my boys and I can continue the bonding that will hopefully last our lifetimes, but continue it out on the course.  However, I’m sure the first time one of them beats me, I’ll be looking forward to football season again.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: #somethingaboutgolf, golf season, NFL playoffs

Golf: A Life Long Journey

December 21, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Golf gets better with age
How many people over 60 can still play other sports? (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Many of us have participated in different types sports on every level. Most of us in a recreational manner but some have been blessed with the opportunity to showcase their skills in “the show”. For those not familiar, “the show” refers to the big leagues – NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL…you get the picture. Personally, I’ve played on competitive levels. Granted, not in “the show” but had the chance to compete against some that did and let me tell you, they deserved to be there.

It’s easy for us to watch a game on the television and say this guys sucks or that guy is a bum. What we might be forgetting is that these athletes are the best of the best. Against their peers it might now be so evident but trust me, they got game! However, as good as they may be their days are numbered. Most pros call it quits in their 30’s, a handful make it to 40 or so and that’s it the gloves are hung up.

Coming back to real life and us average joes, the age of the recreational player probably extends another 10-15 years maybe 20 but there  is an exception. Golf. I really can’t think of any other sport or activity that can be a part of our entire life, health permitting. Don’t get me wrong, I know there are senior leagues that exist but when was the last time you saw a 65 year old whip a 25 year old’s ass other than on a golf course? Exactly. Golf is one of the few things we can enjoy throughout our life.

Not only can we enjoy the game, we can actually get better as we age. For example, a gentleman in his 60’s I know, who we can call Phil, is putting up some the best scores he’s ever had. Why? Wisdom through experience. He’s more concerned about keeping it in play then smashing the s*** out of the ball. Less is more as he likes to put it. Hitting it 175 or 200 yards down the middle is way more beneficial than spraying a bomb all over creation. I would insert a grasshopper quote here but unfortunately I don’t have one.

So, if there’s one thing we can take away from this is that as a hack, our better days are ahead.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Or just keep it in play…

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #enjoygolf, #somethingaboutgolf, MLB, NBA, nfl, NHL

Golf: A Real Ball Breaker

June 8, 2012 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

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Sometimes we feel like this golf ball out on the course… (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Golf is, hands down, an absolute ball breaker, club breaker, bank breaker and whatever else breaker. This sport (or “game” for the non-believers) seems to have more cons going for it than pros. And that’s at any level. Beginners struggle with pretty much everything. Professionals struggle (and I use that term loosely) with certain facets of their game too.

In reality, pro’s are scratch or close to scratch golfers. Why do they feel the need to break a $500 dollar club because they hit an errant tee shot? No big deal dude…you screwed up, stuff happens. You are part of an elite group. It’s called “professional golfer”…act like it. You see where this is going, the whole ball, club and bank breaking thing? Not to mention in a few instances, relationship breaker.

So, why do we keep playing? I have no friggin’ clue. Here’s a game that, when I’m playing, I hate every other shot and dislike the ones in between. People say it’s that one great shot that keeps you coming back…hmmmm…so then golf is like crack. I heard stories from addicts that tried crack for the first time and were chasing that high ever since. Golf and crack; same jazz different band.

Ok, maybe crack and golf aren’t quite on the same level but you get my point. Why do I keep playing? Well yes, it’s that one shot, it’s the camaraderie, the challenge but most important – I love the game. I know it’s rather insane when you think about it. You motherf$#@ everything when you’re playing and swear you’ll never pick up the sticks again. But when you’re off the course, you miss it and think about it. I believe Frank Sinatra said it best: That’s life.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Be a hack, don’t do crack.

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #somethingaboutgolf, broken golf club, crack

There’s Something About Golf…

April 5, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Stanley Golf Course - New Britain, CT (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Stanley Golf Course – New Britain, CT (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Imagine brilliantly clear blue sky on a warm afternoon in early spring. A gentle breeze carries the scent of new blossoms, while the songs of distant birds seem abstract from your concentration. The sounds of nature are disrupted briefly by the swoosh of a golf club, followed by what seems to be complete and utter silence…then, a splash.

Yep – I just plunked a 100-yard approach shot into the drink and I’m totally fine with it. Am I nuts? Probably. But I’m not alone. You see, people don’t merely play golf; they experience it. Immersed in the sights, sounds and smells of the outdoors; the camaraderie among friends; and a dash of competitiveness – the game assimilates you among the many crazed addicts of this sport.

It’s true. The economy has tanked; scores are unemployed; but the golf faithful are still out on the course. “Golfers are a different breed; we’re basically a bunch of lunatics,” says Golf Digest senior writer Steve Donahue. Through a promotion with Excalibur Cigars, I had a chance to speak with Steve recently and he thinks the game is doing “pretty well despite the down economy.” It seems we golfers “find a way to happily fork-over our greens fees even if it means not being able to eat that day.”

While I’m not sure I’d be willing to risk starvation to hit the links, Steve does have a point. My friend has been out of work (for months) and is still playing; I have a baby on the way (my first) and I’m still playing; the president is waging war (two of them) and he’s still playing. In fact, everyone seems to be still playing golf! Steve recalls the most recent statistics he’s viewed show the number of rounds played have only declined by 1 percent since the economic woes began – only 1 percent! That being said, what strikes me as the nuttiest fact is most of us aren’t even good at this game!

In case you’re wondering, 99 percent of golfers can’t shoot anywhere near par…and that tells me one thing: We play this game because we love it. And in the 21st-centruy, golf is no longer just for rich men. Over the last 20 years, golf has exploded to include more than just the country club snob (the Judge Smails if you will). These days, golfers are teachers, executives, cashiers, doctors, car salesman and sanitation engineers. We’re also mothers, fathers and grandparents.

According to Steve, “…the great thing about golf is you can rub elbows with folks from all walks of life.” You’ll get paired-up with a group of people you’ve never met before and “it seems like they’ve been your friend forever when you walk away after the round.” This “bonding” starts on the first tee-box with the notion that “everybody else is just as nervous and insecure on the first tee as you are.” That inevitably leads to good conversation during the round. Seriously, during the heat of competition in other sports, can you really tell a joke or talk politics?

This all points to why golf is a unique sport. You don’t have to be good at it to love it. You also don’t have to be young to play it. Think about that for a second; do you know many beer-league softball players over 60? Then there’s the fact you can tee-off alone too. I mean, I can go out and have the whole course to myself – try that in tennis and you’ll end up hitting a ball against a wall for two hours. Finally, there’s the course itself. I’m of the opinion that no two courses are exactly alike. Sure, most of them have 18-holes, but they all have something unique to them – I’ve lost my ball in the ocean, in the desert, in the forest – even in a rock quarry…Yep, I’ve triple-bogied many of the coolest holes I’ve played and I’d do it all again.

Steve Donahue writes for one of the most popular golf publications in the world and Golf Digest spends a good amount of time covering the pro tours. But even Steve admits for the pros, it’s not about having fun: “Look at the PGA Tour players; they’re the greatest players in the world. How many of them look like they’re having a good time? Not many of them.” And that’s the thing – while the rest of us would all like to get better, it’s not just about being good – golf isn’t our job, it’s our passion. There’s something about the way you can relax out on the course; something about spending time with good friends far removed from your everyday lives; something about being immersed in nature’s entire splendor.

The reality is I’m not going to make the PGA Tour anytime soon (or the Hooters Tour for that matter). But that’s OK. Just being on the course is reason enough to celebrate. So, give me a nice Honduran stogie on the first tee; a couple cold ones in the 19th-hole; and everything that happens in between really doesn’t matter in the long run. Yep, there certainly is something about golf…

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #somethingaboutgolf, cigar, excalibur cigar, golf digest, hooters tour, PGA TOUR, steve donahue

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