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It’s Monday and I’m On The Golf Course

September 16, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

It’s a nice feeling when you get to say “It’s Monday and I’m not at work.”  Everyone hates Mondays.  There’s a reason it’s not called “Blue Tuesday.”  No one gets a “Case of the Thursdays.”  No, we all start feeling that way about Mondays, usually, on Sunday mornings.  But when you have that Monday off from work, even though you have to go in on Tuesday, it somehow just doesn’t seem nearly as bad, does it?  But do you know what’s even better than being out of work on Monday?  Being on the golf course on Monday.

There’s been a few times where I’ve skipped out on work to play golf, and most times it’s been on a Monday.  And although I’ve included Wednesdays and Fridays as well, there’s nothing quite as liberating as standing on the first tee and saying to yourself “It’s Monday, and not only am I not at work, but I’m playing golf.”

So that leads me to some questions.  I began to wonder what is the most popular day for golfers to play hooky from work and hit the links.  But believe it or not, it seems there has been no clear research done on the subject.  But in my research, I’ve learned a couple of things.  For starters, it seems most golfers prefer to play on Saturdays vs. Sundays.  Not sure why as, again, no clear reasons are given.  However, if other golfers are anything like me, at least late in the season, I’ve mentioned how once football season starts my golf season comes to an abrupt end, or at least gets a change in schedule.  But that only explains from September on.  What about earlier in the season?  I have no answers.

Secondly, there is no real information about which days golfers will miss work most often to play golf.  Out of all of my research, strangely enough, I seemed to come across Tuesday quite often.  Really?  Tuesday?  I don’t think I’ve ever taken a random Tuesday off for any reason, let alone golf.  But that seemed to be the trend.

Anyway, my point is, at the time you are reading this, It’s Monday and I will not be at work.  Better yet, it’s Monday and not only am I not at work, but I’m playing golf.  So a question for all…when you’re going to skip out of work for a day to play golf, what day do you choose to take off?  Monday?  Friday?  Tuesday?!  I guess as long as you’re playing golf, it doesn’t really matter, does it?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life, Uncategorized Tagged With: football, football season, golf season, golf stinks, golfstinks, skipping work to play golf

How Golfers Look at Holidays

September 2, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

Is it just me, or do all of us golfers look at holidays a little bit differently than everyone else?  For instance, many people look at Memorial Day or Independence Day as a day for get-togethers with friends and family.., cookouts, parties and fireworks.  Many look at Christmas as a time of giving, sharing and, again, gathering with family.  Golfers look at these days and times this way too.  However, they look at it other ways as well.

For starters, any holiday that gives us a day off from work is instantly thought of as an opportunity to play golf.  Sure, a Memorial Day cookout or Fourth of July party are great!  But maybe we could squeeze at least nine holes in before the party starts, right?  And being that this is Labor Day weekend, what do you think was the first idea that came to mind for having Monday off?  Obviously, golf.  This weekend however, was quickly shut down by the wife due to my choosing to attend a baseball game on Sunday.  Now, some yard work is on the docket for Monday.  Yard work…it gets you every time.

When Christmas time rolls around here in the northeast, obviously, playing golf is not an option for the next few months, at least.  So our attention shifts from playing golf to preparing to play golf.  What does this mean?  It means we ask for gifts pertaining to golf.  Forget the things we need.  We want golf gear.  We put together Christmas lists all related to golf.  We want….no…we need a new putter.  We need a new driver.  We need a new pair of golf shoes.  See what I’m getting at?

We golfers love to spend time with our families.  We love to have a get together, a party or cookout and spend time with others.  We just hope that part of that holiday off from work includes golf.  We love non-golfers.  We just have a little different way of showing it.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise, Uncategorized Tagged With: 4th of July, christmas, golf stinks, golfstinks, holiday, Independence day, Labor Day, memorial day, work holiday

In the Time of PED’s, How Has Golf Stayed Clean?

August 26, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

Me and one of my boys were feeling a little under the weather this past Sunday afternoon.  So even though it’s a beautiful day, we’re just hanging out on the sofa scanning the channels.  I’m hoping we land on some type of a sporting event.  Well, in actuality, I’m just hoping we land on something other than Power Rangers.  But with the remote in his hand…who knows what we’ll end up watching.  There’s a good chance I’ll end up watching the back of my eyelids.  But lo and behold, he heads to one of the ESPN’s and says “We could watch high school football.”

So at first, I’m partially satisfied.  I mean, even though it’s high school, it’s still football.  But after I thought about it further, I began to wonder why the heck we are watching high school football on a nationally televised cable network.  A local cable access channel?  OK.  But, being that I’m in Connecticut and watching two teams from Florida on an ESPN channel?  What’s going on?!

Then, this just gets me thinking deeper into youth sports on television.  We have high school football being nationally televised.  High school basketball, and McDonald’s All-America games are nationally televised as well.  And in baseball, we go even further past high school, as every year we are nationally televising little league games!!  I can’t be the only person that sees the problem with this.  What problem?  Over-exposure, that’s the problem.

I could be wrong, but in my opinion, over-exposure is where all of the problems with PED’s in sports begins.  When the extra spotlight is put on players who are too young to handle or understand it, pressure is then created at an earlier age.  This pressure to perform in front of cameras on a national stage creates further pressure to perform at a greater level than they can naturally.  Athletes now feel the pressure at an earlier age to be bigger, faster and stronger than their peers.  Enter PED’s.

Thankfully, as far as we know anyway, the PED problem has not yet come to the world of golf – though we have questioned the possibility.  And maybe a part of the reason for that is, no one cares about amateur golf.  Well, not enough to nationally televise high school golf tournaments anyway.  But if it came to that point, do you think for a second the pressure wouldn’t reach those kids as well?  Sure, extra strength from PED’s would, for the most part, only benefit a golfer off the tee.  So it wouldn’t really help the all-around game.  But when a few 17-year old high school seniors are on ESPN ripping 300+ yard drives on a regular basis while reps from Callaway, Nike and Adidas are watching…well…I think you see what I mean.

So after all of these thoughts run through my head, I ended up changing the channel to something else.  I just don’t like the idea of over-exposing and promoting kids, who are at an age when they should be playing these sports for fun more than anything else, and I don’t want to help promote/support it.  We see what it’s doing to baseball.  It’s happening in football as well, although to a far smaller degree.  And it’s probably only a matter of time before it finds its way into basketball too.  So as long as we keep from putting high school golf on TV, maybe that can be one way to help keep the sport clean.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: Adidas, all-america, baseball, basketball, callaway, espn, football, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, high school football, little league world series, mcdonald's, nike, PED, performance enhancing drugs, Power Rangers

Can Your Attire Make Golf More Relaxing?

August 19, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

It’s no secret that you play a better game of golf when you’re relaxed.  When you’re stressed or pressured, you tense up and don’t play well.  But more importantly, when you’re stressed or pressured on the course, you’re not having fun.  And quite simply, if you’re not having fun, then you’re missing out on the best part of being out on the course. Well, this past week, I had the pleasure of playing one of the most relaxed rounds I ever had the pleasure of playing. It probably helped that all of the cards seemed to be turning up in my favor.

For starters, I left work early to go play golf.  Most times when I leave work early, it’s for a legit reason – doctor appointment, pickup a kid from school, go to a school conference or concert, etc…  But this time, I was leaving work to go play golf.  Who’s better than me?

Second, I’m playing with someone who looks at the game the same way as I – we’re out there to have fun.  We’ll both try to do well, but first and foremost, it’s a Thursday afternoon and we’re on the golf course instead of at work.  The stress and pressure are left behind with our co-workers.  We don’t have a care in the world, and that leaves nothing but calm and relaxation – the way the game should be played.

Third, and this is the first time I can say I ever did this – I’m wearing jeans.  That’s right.  I was wearing jeans and a polo to work that day, so that’s what I wore to the course as well.   It’s funny, but I didn’t realize how much the way you dress on the golf course can affect your mindset.  When I took the course wearing a pair of jeans, any thought I had of putting any extra pressure to do well on myself was out the window.  All stress was left entirely behind.

What it all boiled down to was, I shot better than average, had a good, relaxing time, played at a nice, leisurely pace and enjoyed myself for a nice round.  Now don’t get me wrong, I’m most certainly not going to get into the habit of playing golf in a pair of jeans.  But I’m just sayin’…

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf apparel, golf in jeans, golf stinks, golfstinks, round of golf

It’s OK To Stink At Golf

August 12, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

One of my favorite sitcoms was always My Name Is Earl.  For those who aren’t familiar, the show is about a guy who, for most of his life, was always.., well.., a low-life dirtbag.  He lied to, stole from and hurt people both physically and emotionally – just an all-around bad guy.  Until one day, by “accident,” he learns about karma.  He then goes on a mission to fix all of the things he’s done to ruin people’s lives.  I mention this because I saw a re-run of an episode I didn’t remember seeing before.  An episode called “Stole Beer From a Golfer.”

In this episode, Earl and his brother convinced a guy that he was a really good golfer who had a shot at the tour even though he was terrible.  Why did they do this?  So they could get free beer.  The poor guy became so obsessed with golf, thinking he had the potential to be great, that he lost his job, his girlfriend left him and he ended up living out of his car.

Obviously, this was a big joke and a far-fetched sitcom.  But in a strange way, there’s some truth to it.  Simple fact, if you stink at golf, just accept it.  If your buddy stinks at golf, don’t hype him up.  Instead, let him know.  You can’t have your golfing buddies going around thinking they’re better than they are.  That’s how they lose money in golf bets.  That’s how they end up looking and sounding like idiots, both on the course and off.

Have you ever been around that guy who talks the part, dresses the part and carries the equipment that looks the part, but when he gets out on the course, it looks like he left the game part at home?  Of course you have.  How do you think he got to be that way?  Because he had one of two things – either his buddies hyping him up, or no one to talk him down.

It’s like when you leave your house looking stupid.  Or when you have a little too much to drink and you start acting like a fool.  You need your friends there to straighten you out before you go too far.  Well, it’s the same in golf.  You need your friends to keep you from doing anything foolish.  And just the same, your friends need you.  Keep your golfing buddies in check and have them do the same for you.  And above all else, remember…if you stink at golf…you stink at golf.  The sooner you accept it, the better off you’ll be.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: beer, golf stinks, golfstinks, karma, My Name Is Earl, sitcom

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