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In Golf, You Don’t Always Get What You Pay For

November 11, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

You know what’s a welcome relief?  When, after you finish your round, you can say to yourself “that course was worth it.”  Too many times, this is simply not the case.  Think about how many times you’ve shown up to a course and paid your fees, only to head out to a course full of beat up fairways, chewed up tee boxes and greens that look like they’ve been maintained with a Zamboni.  Such is the case, especially later in the golf season here in the northeast, when the weather and conditions are somewhat unfavorable for golf course maintenance.  But sometimes, just the opposite happens.  Sometimes, you get more than what’s expected.

Such was the case for me this past Sunday morning.  One of my boys recommended we play a course which I’ve never played before, despite being only a town over.  Checking out the website, I see that for the two of us to play nine holes and ride, it’s only $44.  So needless to say, I’m not expecting a very good experience, especially at this time of year.  But I was wrong.  Turns out, we may have found a hidden gem.

So as great as it turned out to be, it makes me wonder what is wrong with all of these other courses.  Last week, I played another nine hole course,  But there, I paid roughly the same amount (per person) and walked the course.  More importantly, the conditions of the course weren’t nearly as good as what I played on Sunday morning.  So why am I paying more?  Your fairways are a bit beaten up, the greens are a bit chewed and the course is not even close to what it should be.  So how can you charge me what you’re charging me?  Shouldn’t I get a break?

In my entire golf career, I can only remember one or two courses giving us a break on the greens fees due to the course conditions.  Why wouldn’t more courses do something like this?  I mean, with any other product, if the condition is not what it should be, you pay less for it.  Why is that not the same for golf courses?  See, if you were charging me $50 to play your course but it looks like crap, I’m not going to show up.  However, if I show up and see the course looks crappy, but you’re only going to charge me $40 instead of $50…well, now you have a satisfied customer.  I’d be much more likely to come back and pay the full price at a later date.

So maybe a little something for more courses to consider.  If you know your course conditions are, well, not up to par…why not offer a break to your customers until you can get things straightened out.  You may be able to potentially pull in more customers by charging less, which could turn into more return customers down the road.  It sounds a whole lot better than having golfers show up to your course, have a bad experience, and never come back, right?

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf course conditions, golf course maintanance, golf season, golf stinks, golfstinks

Am I A Better Golfer Than The Pros?

November 4, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

OK, maybe “better” is not quite the correct word to use.  But when I say I’m a “better golfer,” I’m taking that out of context.  See, I’m going to take the round I played on Sunday morning as an example.  For starters, I went outside my normal temperature range to squeeze in nine holes.  As a matter of fact, that I played only nine holes is something in itself.  But it’s not just me.  It’s all of us stinky golfers.  We play in sub-par conditions.  We squeeze in nine holes.  We deal with losing balls that we saw land as clear as day.  We play not because we’re good golfers, but because we have a love for the game that can’t be understood by many.

But again, with the Sunday morning round as the example, I went outside of my normal temperature zone and played when the temp dropped below 50.  That’s right…the temperature was 43 degrees when we teed off.  When’s the last time you saw a professional golf tournament take place in the cold weather?  Below 60 degrees?  We stinky golfers don’t care.  We will do what we have to do in order to play.  Even if it’s only nine-holes.

That being said, we braved the elements to play only nine holes!  We teed off in the low 40’s.  And being a shoreline course, the wind was whipping throughout the round.  And when I say throughout the round, I mean the wind was always blowing.  Sometimes lighter than others, but a constant wind nonetheless.  There were no calm moments.

As far as the time of year, I can’t remember the last time I played in November, and the temperature is one of the reasons why.  However, another reason is the leaves on the ground.  As pretty as they are, they’re quite the nuisance and a constant source of lost balls.  The leaf factor, the wind and the chewed up fairways, tee boxes and greens on which we play are reminders of our dedication to this game.

So am I a better golfer than a pro?  Well, if we’re talking about our final scores, then of course not.  But if we’re talking about the dedication to the game as shown by all of us stinky golfers versus the dedication to the competition, then maybe we are “better” golfers.  But with that in mind, I would like to cite the P.A.F. (Pro Advantage Factor) – I would be willing to guarantee a pro’s scores would be higher if he played on the…let’s say…less than perfect course conditions we play on.  Conversely, my scores would likely be lower if I had the opportunity to play only in favorable conditions, had people looking for my ball when it headed toward the rough or lumber yard, perfectly manicured tees, fairways and greens and sand traps which resembled more sandy beach than gravel driveway.

But we’re out there anyway.  Even if it is only nine holes.  We play no matter the condition of the course.  We play no matter our skill level.  We play no matter the weather….well now I’m going too far.  But you get the idea.  And it’s those factors that make us stinky golfers “better” golfers.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: golf course conditions, golf pro, golf stinks, golfstinks, Pro Advantage Factor, pro golfer

The Funniest Golf Lesson You’re Likely to See

October 21, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

Let me start by stating, I am not at all a fan of reality TV.  For the most part, I can’t stand watching a bunch of nobodies over-acting in what is a clearly scripted, but tries to be passed off as unscripted, show.  If I’m going to watch a sit-com or drama or whatever type of show, I want to be entertained by actors and actresses who are professionals and who know what they are doing.  I don’t want to see some bobble-headed idiot trying really hard to “act.”  Bottom line – if you are turning on The Real Housewives of anywhere, and feel like you are watching quality television, you need to turn off your TV and find something better to do with your time.  It’s television for idiots.

That being said…a little over a year ago, I let my wife talk me into watching an episode of Duck Dynasty.  That was a mistake, but not because I saw it as a typical reality show.  Instead, quite unexpectedly, I enjoyed it!  It turned out to be funny and very entertaining.  Before I knew it, I started watching every week, and to me, Uncle Si became one of the funniest people on television.  So imagine how excited I was when I saw that last weeks episode would include Uncle Si discovering Youtube and attempting to post an instructional golf video, despite not being a golfer.  What followed was this golf lesson from which no one should try to learn anything.

Take a look at his “Four basic, simple steps.”

1.  Stance – “OK, step 2….”  That’s all he has to say!  “Stance.”  Basically, he said to just stand there!  Not how you stand, where you stand or where your feet should be.  Nothing except to stand there.  Genius!

2.  If you want this ball to go a pretty good distance, you swing hard – Does that even qualify as a “step,” or is that more just a general statement?  I mean, he’s right.  If you don’t swing hard, the ball may not go very far.  Still though…maybe not the best advice you can get.  Funny nonetheless.  Also, reminding us that hitting the little white ball is of paramount importance (not quite pronounced that way though) is a great tip!

At this point, the self-described “Amateur golfer, but a professional golf instructor” takes us to steps 3 and 4 which will help us with our putting.

3.  Figure out your long putt – Now that’s a great step.  Figure out your long putt.  If only someone told me that thirteen years ago, I could have had this game mastered by now!

4.  Don’t overdo it – As he rockets his putt past the hole.  Once again, is this really a step?  Or more just a word of advice.  Either way, I guess it could be helpful, right?

OK, so it’s obviously a big joke – the guy doesn’t play golf, but he’s going to give us a golf lesson.  It’s strictly for the sake of comedy.  But could you imagine if a golf lesson came down to something so simple?  Stand there and hit the ball hard.  When you’re on the green, take out your putter and don’t overdo it.  If we could all treat golf a little closer to this simple, we’d all leave the course with a bigger smile on our faces.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: Duck Dynasty, golf lesson, golf stinks, golfstinks, reality tv, The Real Housewives, Uncle Si, youtube

POLL: Tell Us What You Want to Buy!

October 9, 2013 | By Golf Stinks | Leave a Comment

GolfStinks_Logo_Golf_ShirtSeveral months ago, a Twitter follower of ours contacted us asking to buy shirts with the GolfStinks logo on them. At the time, we had no such merchandise and expressed our apologies to the inquisitive follower.

Undeterred, the person recommended a company (www.showoffdesigns.net) that had done work for them in the past and suggested we give them a call. After some discussion internally and with the good folks over at Show-Off Designs, plus some time to implement a shop on golfstinks.com, we now have golf shirts for sale!

Now keep in mind, the shop is brand spanking new and the only item currently for sale is a white, 50/50 blend golf shirt with our logo embroidered on the left chest. It’s reasonably priced at $30 (USD) and we are hoping to get you even better deals with increased demand. So we invite you to support one of your favorite golf blogs by purchasing a GolfStinks Logo Golf Shirt and display proudly that you don’t take your game too seriously!

And keeping that in mind, what other (if any) merchandise would you be interested in buying from us? Take the poll below and let us know – after all, if one tweet could get us to sell golf shirts, who knows what this poll could do!

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golfstinks, logo, merchandise, poll, shirt, shop

Why Doesn’t Anyone Care About College Golf?

September 23, 2013 | By Chris Chirico | 2 Comments

Lot’s of sports fans love college sports.  Some love it more than pro sports, which I do not understand.  I mean, when given the choice (especially if watching live, ticket price not being an issue), I would want to see a competitive event between the top players in the sport.  How can you enjoy watching minor league or amateur sports more than watching the best of the best compete?  And don’t give me the tired old “The college kids aren’t playing for the money.  They’re playing or the love of the sport.”  It’s time to stop living in the past.  This is the NCAA…it’s all about the money from one angle or another.

Let me be clear though, I do watch college sports simply because it’s a sporting event.  But I’ll give you an example of something I can’t stand about college sports, and being that we’re in football season, I’ll use football as an example.  Do you want to know what stinks about college football?  These – 76-0.  72-0.  54-6.  59-13.  77-7.  56-0.  70-7.  Those are scores from the games of this past Saturday’s AP Top-25 ranked teams.  20 of the 25 teams played.  Seven of them won their games by at least 40 points.  What is enjoyable about watching a game with a final score of 76-0?  In the history of the NFL, there has been exactly one 70+ point victory and it occurred 73 years ago!  In college football, there were three 70-point victories just this weekend!

I hate that there are so many of these mismatched games which, in my opinion, should not even be played.  But they are.  Why?  Money of course.  But in the pros, the gap between the best and worst teams in the league is relatively small.  Only a few players and a few decisions separate the cream of the crop from the cellar dwellers.  This is why it’s rare for a blowout of these proportions to occur and why pro sports are better all-around.  But you know what college sport isn’t like that?  Golf.

The best part of competitive pro golf is that the difference between the top players and the lower tier players is really only a few strokes per round.  In college, it’s not much different.  And with the competition being more…well…competitive, this translates to a good spectator sport.  So why is college golf not seen anywhere on television?

In this day and age, where there are literally hundreds of television channels available, how is it that a popular sport with good competition taking place on a pretty regular basis, not getting any air time?  And when I say not any, I mean almost none!  College golf doesn’t even get so much as a mention on sports channels or highlight shows.  It’s even an afterthought on the Golf Channel.

The question is, why?  It’s a college sport, which many sports fans love.  It’s a very competitive sport with, as in the pros, relatively little difference between the top players and the lower tier.  So where is the attention?  Where are the cameras?  Where’s the fanfare?  You know, catching some of these players when they’re still in college can begin to create star-power prior to the next big thing hitting the pro links.  It seems to work for the college football and basketball players.  Just sayin’.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: AP Top 25, college basketball, college football, college golf, college sports, golf stinks, golfstinks, NCAA, nfl, The Golf Channel

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