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Golf, A Blessing In Disguise.

November 2, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

Golf is difficult, we know this, but that is also relative. I’m sure we can agree waiting in line at the DMV is difficult too, no? But given the choice, we would rather be golfing. As hard a game or sport it might be, we want to play it no matter how our previous round went. How lucky are we to have that privilege?

Every so often something is introduced to me and it resonates within. Thanks to our buddy Kevin over at L2 Communications for providing the following video. It’s amazing! The very first few words, “Golf is hard” uttered by Sgt. Russell Logan sets the tone.

Mind you, this is coming from someone who lost a leg to an explosion while serving in Afghanistan. So, relatively speaking, how hard is golf? Better yet, how modest is this man, hero and golfer? To be exposed to war and all its horror is difficult. To live through and overcome a traumatic experience in a war zone is even more difficult. To hear the words “golf is hard” come out of his mouth, that’s a blessing…

Hit’em long…Yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: golf, golf stinks, golfsmith, golfstinks, veterans, wounded warrior

Did Golf Ignite America’s Thirst for Scotch?

October 26, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

So here’s what we know about golf’s history in the United States: Golf was introduced at the end of the 18th-century and it took nearly 100 years to really catch-on here in America. In the mid-1890’s, golf courses began springing up and the USGA (known at the time as the Amateur Golf Association of the United States) was created.

But, there’s a part of golf’s U.S. history that is rather intriguing; as golf became popular here in the States, so did, coincidentally, the consumption of Scotch Whisky. This parallel was first introduced to me through a book I’m currently reading called “And a Bottle of Rum.“ While the book’s main focus is on rum’s history in the New World, there’s a point where the author writes the following:

“Scotch, brought into fashion by the golf craze that swept the nation in the 1890’s, began its decades-long fling with popularity.”

That statement immediately had me searching the internet for answers. I wanted to learn more about golf’s influence on Scotch drinking in the U.S. Unfortunately, there’s not much to be had about that on the information super highway.

I was able to find the following excerpt from a book published in 1902:

“Some say that it [Scotch Whisky] came into fashion with golf, others that the increase is due to the recommendations of doctors, or that the habit was introduced by travelers from the United Kingdom.”

Interestingly, the book the previous excerpt came from was a 1901 British consular report on trade and commerce for San Francisco, but says nothing more regarding golf’s influence on Scotch here in America.

Oh, there are plenty of things on the net about Scotch and golf (like this piece on pgatour.com and this from the Travelstart Blog). And there’s even mention of golf being a “gentleman’s game” and Scotch being a “gentleman’s drink.” In fact, here’s a quote from a site called The Gentleman Blog where they recommend taking a moment at the end of your swing to enjoy what golf has to offer:

“…a good follow through is needed so that you can have that solitary moment where you take in the beauty of the course and the serenity that comes with golf (this is before you get angry at how terribly you sliced the ball). It’s this moment that makes golf worthwhile. It’s the moment where you are at one with the club, the course and that hip-flask of Scotch in your breast pocket.”

So sure, golf and Scotch seem to go hand-in-hand. But as for answers on how Scotch became all the rage in the United States, I found very little. Perhaps the author of “And a Bottle of Rum” got his information from the 1901 British consular report? It’s all a bit of a mystery. Of course, it probably doesn’t really matter. All that matters is what we do know:

“We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.” – Horace Hutchinson; English golfer, sportsman, and writer.

Enjoy.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: and a bottle of rum, gentleman blog, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, pgatour.com, scotch, whiskey, whisky

You Gotta Work On That Swing!

October 24, 2011 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

What don’t people get about the idea that I play golf for fun? When I tell people that I’ve been playing golf as long as I have and I’ve never taken a lesson, they look at me like I have three heads. Maybe it’s just me, but I will never fully understand this.

Recently, I went over this with someone I know. This person happens to be an avid biker (bicycle, not motor). When he heard what I shoot, he questioned why I’ve never taken a lesson. So I asked him if he’s ever paid someone to teach him how to ride his bike. He understood my point. He, like me, participates in his sport because he enjoys it, nothing more.

I’ve made similar comparisons before. I’ve played softball for years, but I’ve never paid a batting coach! I played for fun, not to get on some professional level. Same with basketball. I played pickup games every weekend for who knows how long. But I never hired a coach to help me with my shot.

The thing is, I played all three sports (golf, softball and basketball) for the same reason…fun! Everyone laughs at the coach-hiring jokes for basketball and softball. But why is it that no one can understand why I don’t really care to take a golf lesson?

What is it about golfers that make them take their sport so serious? What is it that makes them pay for lessons? What is it that makes them pay for expensive equipment? What is it that make them buy expensive apparel? Is that expensive new shirt going to help you hit your drive farther?

Someone hiring a swing coach for rec-league softball sounds just plain silly, right? But golfers do it on a regular basis. Someone has to help me understand the draw. Most of these people who pay a pro for lessons are going to go about as far in golf professionally as I will in softball. So again, why?

Is it because you can play golf for longer in life? Is it because you are holding out hope to maybe possibly make the senior tour? Is it just because you want to be the best of your golfing buddies?

Honestly though, I’m not poking fun. I just don’t understand. I’m not a good golfer by any means. But I play a sport I enjoy. I’m happy doing that, just like any other sports I have played. Why are things perceived to be different in golf when, in reality, they are no different than participation in these other sports?

I’m just looking for some answers because, like I said, I just don’t understand.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: basketball, coach, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, lesson, softball

Golf And Morality.

October 21, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

Most of us know that golf is a pretty honorable game. We’ve seen pro’s call penalty’s on themselves when they could have gotten away with it. Not for nothing, it makes me wonder how much they actually did get away with. We’ve also seen that amongst amateurs as well. The image golf portrays is that of honesty and an overall sense of doing the right thing.

What I want to know is: Do we carry these morals and ethics of golf into real life? I’d like to think so. Generally, we are good people. Why wouldn’t we be? So, to really answer that question I’ve devised a little questionnaire to help us hacks pin-point what kind of person we are. Let’s begin.

1) Where were you the day your child was born?

A. With the mother of our child.
B. At the bar.
C. At the golf course.


(If you are the mother and answered B or C…you are a trooper and my hero!)

2) Where were you on your child’s 1st birthday?

A. With the kid.
B. At the bar.

C. At the golf course.

3) Where were you on your wedding day?

A. With my spouse.
B. At the bar.

C. At the golf course.

If you answered A to all of the questions, you are a good person and golf is proud to have you as a member of it’s community.

If you answered B to all of the questions…you need help.

If you answered C to all of the questions, you are an avid golfer and an asshole.

Hit’em long…Yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: ethics, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, morality, morals

Golf Stinks, but this is Ridiculous…

October 19, 2011 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Apparently the state of Illinois has a skunk problem. So much so, The Wall Street Journal decided to publish an article about it yesterday (on page A7 no less – must have been a slow news day).

What piqued my interest though was the sub-headline that this plethora of pee-yew is also affecting local golf courses. It seems “the skunks tear up the courses while digging for grubs.”

The publication interviewed one animal control professional who was hired by the courses to remove the critters. This guy proudly claimed to have taken out (e.g. shot dead) nearly 30 skunks on two courses (apparently this is totally legal in Illinois).

Can you picture this guy maneuvering covertly around the course a la Carl Spackler? According to the article, he would stalk his prey on the course and once he spotted his target, he would hop “out of a small SUV and shoot them with a .22-caliber rifle.”

Geesh! What’s next? Dropping C-4 explosives into their burrows and taking cover? You know, not for nothing, but I don’t see anyone out there blasting away at the Canadian Geese that are on the course – I mean, there’s way more of them roaming around and for goodness sake, they’re actually shitting all over the fairways and greens!

Alright, so maybe we can’t just go around knocking-off gaggles of geese. But I’ll tell you one golf course pest we should be looking into…Does anyone know what a Cicada Killer is?

OK, maybe you’ve heard of Cicadas – those large bugs that leave their shell behind on trees and make that annoying noise on summer evenings? Well, there’s a type of wasp that specifically hunts them, and it’s called a Cicada Killer.

These things are freaky – they look like gigantic bees (probably 1.5 to 2.5 inches in length). Anyway, these guys burrow in holes in the ground, and golf courses are a favorite haunt of theirs – especially in the sand traps and on the greens. I’ve personally seen them on a few local courses up here in Connecticut and while it’s rare they sting humans, they’re still scary as hell in person. Check out this video of Cicada Killers on a golf course.

But let’s get back to the skunk issue in Illinois for a moment. It seems our malodorous mammal friends are not just invading the Prairie State. Earlier this year, they also infested a neighborhood and golf course in Tennessee. To make matters worse, the golf course (Fox Den County Club) was getting ready to host a Nationwide Tour event: “‘The last thing we really need out here is a skunk problem,’ said course superintendent Scott Severance.”

Well Scott, I guess you could convince the owners to change the course name to Skunk Den Country Club (ba-dum-DUM). Seriously though – you golfers be careful out there…

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: cicada, cicada killer, course, geese, golf, golf stinks, golfstinks, illinois, knoxville, skunk, Tennessee

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