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Rock n’ Roll n’…Golf?

December 2, 2011 | By Pete Girotto | 1 Comment

A good common denominator between music and golf would have to be tempo. Obviously, most songs have a tempo and it is up to the musician to master the whole timing thing. Same thing in golf; the game has its own rhythm and the players focus on their tempo and timing. Could that be the reason why some rockers are excellent golfers?

Now please understand, the term “rocker” can be misconstrued. I mean, a few years back, Golf Digest did a ranking of the top 100 musicians who golf and came up with Kenny G. as number 1 (0.6 handicap). Mr. G. might not personify the rock star ideology with his mighty sax but he’s in the ball park, sort of.

If we want to talk about a rock star that golfs, I got one for you: Alice Cooper. This guy hits the course just as hard as he used to hit the bottle – at least six days a week. He’s been quoted as saying golf saved his life from alcohol addiction. Moreso, how he replaced one addiction with another, referring to his love for golf. If you’re wondering…he’s a 2 handicap.

I never really thought rock stars and golf could co-exist. I figured courses would shy away from the whole rock star lifestyle. You know, the boozing, cursing, tight leather pants and breaking stuff…wait a minute, that sounds like a normal outing for me.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!! Rock on!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Alice Cooper, golf, golf digest, golf stinks, golfstinks, Kenny G., Music and golf, rock n' roll

There’s Something About Golf…

April 5, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

Stanley Golf Course - New Britain, CT (photo by Greg D'Andrea)
Stanley Golf Course – New Britain, CT (photo by Greg D’Andrea)

Imagine brilliantly clear blue sky on a warm afternoon in early spring. A gentle breeze carries the scent of new blossoms, while the songs of distant birds seem abstract from your concentration. The sounds of nature are disrupted briefly by the swoosh of a golf club, followed by what seems to be complete and utter silence…then, a splash.

Yep – I just plunked a 100-yard approach shot into the drink and I’m totally fine with it. Am I nuts? Probably. But I’m not alone. You see, people don’t merely play golf; they experience it. Immersed in the sights, sounds and smells of the outdoors; the camaraderie among friends; and a dash of competitiveness – the game assimilates you among the many crazed addicts of this sport.

It’s true. The economy has tanked; scores are unemployed; but the golf faithful are still out on the course. “Golfers are a different breed; we’re basically a bunch of lunatics,” says Golf Digest senior writer Steve Donahue. Through a promotion with Excalibur Cigars, I had a chance to speak with Steve recently and he thinks the game is doing “pretty well despite the down economy.” It seems we golfers “find a way to happily fork-over our greens fees even if it means not being able to eat that day.”

While I’m not sure I’d be willing to risk starvation to hit the links, Steve does have a point. My friend has been out of work (for months) and is still playing; I have a baby on the way (my first) and I’m still playing; the president is waging war (two of them) and he’s still playing. In fact, everyone seems to be still playing golf! Steve recalls the most recent statistics he’s viewed show the number of rounds played have only declined by 1 percent since the economic woes began – only 1 percent! That being said, what strikes me as the nuttiest fact is most of us aren’t even good at this game!

In case you’re wondering, 99 percent of golfers can’t shoot anywhere near par…and that tells me one thing: We play this game because we love it. And in the 21st-centruy, golf is no longer just for rich men. Over the last 20 years, golf has exploded to include more than just the country club snob (the Judge Smails if you will). These days, golfers are teachers, executives, cashiers, doctors, car salesman and sanitation engineers. We’re also mothers, fathers and grandparents.

According to Steve, “…the great thing about golf is you can rub elbows with folks from all walks of life.” You’ll get paired-up with a group of people you’ve never met before and “it seems like they’ve been your friend forever when you walk away after the round.” This “bonding” starts on the first tee-box with the notion that “everybody else is just as nervous and insecure on the first tee as you are.” That inevitably leads to good conversation during the round. Seriously, during the heat of competition in other sports, can you really tell a joke or talk politics?

This all points to why golf is a unique sport. You don’t have to be good at it to love it. You also don’t have to be young to play it. Think about that for a second; do you know many beer-league softball players over 60? Then there’s the fact you can tee-off alone too. I mean, I can go out and have the whole course to myself – try that in tennis and you’ll end up hitting a ball against a wall for two hours. Finally, there’s the course itself. I’m of the opinion that no two courses are exactly alike. Sure, most of them have 18-holes, but they all have something unique to them – I’ve lost my ball in the ocean, in the desert, in the forest – even in a rock quarry…Yep, I’ve triple-bogied many of the coolest holes I’ve played and I’d do it all again.

Steve Donahue writes for one of the most popular golf publications in the world and Golf Digest spends a good amount of time covering the pro tours. But even Steve admits for the pros, it’s not about having fun: “Look at the PGA Tour players; they’re the greatest players in the world. How many of them look like they’re having a good time? Not many of them.” And that’s the thing – while the rest of us would all like to get better, it’s not just about being good – golf isn’t our job, it’s our passion. There’s something about the way you can relax out on the course; something about spending time with good friends far removed from your everyday lives; something about being immersed in nature’s entire splendor.

The reality is I’m not going to make the PGA Tour anytime soon (or the Hooters Tour for that matter). But that’s OK. Just being on the course is reason enough to celebrate. So, give me a nice Honduran stogie on the first tee; a couple cold ones in the 19th-hole; and everything that happens in between really doesn’t matter in the long run. Yep, there certainly is something about golf…

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: #somethingaboutgolf, cigar, excalibur cigar, golf digest, hooters tour, PGA TOUR, steve donahue

Cigar Brand Partners with Golf Digest & Golfsmith

March 31, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

Cigar3800_SidePanelDecalA while back, I posted about the relationship between golf and cigars. In the article, I attempted to reason why this love affair between bogies and stogies exists. But regardless of my insights, it seems the two are inseparable – and now that bond is about to be reinforced.

Renowned stogie manufacturer Excalibur Cigars is gearing up to launch a new website in partnership with Golf Digest and retailer Golfsmith. The site (ExcaliburGolfClub.com) is set to go live within the next week and feature special offers on new Excalibur Cigar packs – but there’s a twist: Each cigar pack includes a bonus stogie, a special golf gift from Excalibur, plus a gift card to Golfsmith!

OK, I know what you’re thinking; Why do the guys at Golfstinks care about this? Well, beside the fact that we love both golf and cigars, our content will be featured on the Excalibur website too. This is all courtesy of Golf Digest, who has agreed to provide exclusive content to the new Excalibur site and give a few popular golf bloggers (one of which is Golfstinks) a chance to interview a writer at the well-known golf publication.

That being said, keep an eye out for a post right here on this blog that will highlight our interview with Golf Digest senior writer Steve Donahue. We got a chance to ask Steve a plethora of questions regarding the current state of golf, its “rich man” undertones and why the pro tours aren’t the only things that matter.

So stay tuned for both our article (featuring insights from Golf Digest) and the forthcoming ExcaliburGolfClub.com site (featuring great deals and freebee’s for cigar-lovin’ golfers)…

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: 19th hole, cigar, excalibur cigars, golf digest, golfsmith, steve donahue

Four Strokes and seven yards to go…

February 12, 2010 | By Pete Girotto | Leave a Comment

President Ford on the golf course
President Ford on the golf course

As we get close to President’s Day, I began to wonder how many presidents were golfers and how would they rank amongst each other.

So, with the intentions of embarking on an arduous journey of research and collecting data, I went online and with the click of a few buttons found the following list thanks to Golf Digest!

Without further ado, the ranking of golfing presidents:

1. John F. Kennedy

2. Dwight D. Eisenhower

3. Gerald R. Ford

4. Franklin D. Roosevelt

5. George H. W. Bush

6. George W. Bush

7. Bill Clinton

8. Barack Obama

9. Ronald Reagan

10. Warren G. Harding

11. William Howard Taft

12. Woodrow Wilson

13. Richard M. Nixon

14. Lyndon B. Johnson

15. Calvin Coolidge

Who would of thought that with such a short term, unfortunately, JFK would be leading the pack? Supposedly he had a handicap somewhere between 7-10! Ike picked-up the game at 37 and played over 800 rounds in his career. His handicap hovered somewhere in the 14-17 range.

Ford was a passionate golfer who consistently shot in the 80 ‘s. He was also known for his errant shots that would hit spectators. After a round at the Bob Hope Classic he jokingly said: “I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.”

FDR was quite an accomplished golfer until stricken with polio. However, one of his greatest contributions to golf was the construction of 250 municipal courses that made the game accessible to hundreds of thousands.

A definite must-read for those interested in golfing presidents should check out: “First Off the Tee: Presidential Hackers, Duffers, and Cheaters from Taft to Bush” written by Don Van Atta Jr. Van Atta, a New York Times reporter, humorously approaches the subject and reveals some interesting things such as Bill Clinton ‘s “Billigans.” Van Atta shot a round with the Ex-prez after his term, discovering how, through the use of “Billigans,” he was able to break 80. Go figure, of all the presidents that would cheat…

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: barack obama, bill clinton, Don Van Atta Jr., eisenhower, First Off The Tee, george bush, gerald ford, golf digest, golfing presidents, jfk, nixon, ronald regan

Do Golf Course Rankings Matter?

January 20, 2010 | By Greg D'Andrea | 2 Comments

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Augusta National is among the top courses in the world (photo by Dan Perry / CC BY 2.0)

Surely for the average golfer, the thought of playing golf’s most celebrated courses is a fun thing to daydream about. To this end, some golf-related publications produce a “top course” list for us to ponder while stuffed in our cubicles or reclining on our porcelain thrones.

But beyond the “daydream” factor, do these lists merely serve as a badge of honor for the courses they contain? And furthermore, how accurate can they be? Golf Magazine and Golf Digest probably produce the most popular “top course” lists. A look inside how they compile their rankings sheds light on some flaws in their methodology.

Let’s first look at Golf Magazine’s method: Golf Magazine uses just 100 panelists to compile the top courses for the entire world. How can this be? There’s over 30,000 golf courses in the world, how can 100 people play them all? Answer: They can’t, and they don’t. You see, Golf Magazine has already narrowed that 30,000 down to around 400. How? They’re not saying. Nevertheless, we now have 400 courses for these 100 people to play and rank. But wait, not all 100 people have played these 400 courses. What? That’s right – the 100 panelists have not played all the courses. As such, panelists can only vote for courses they have played. Also, course architects and course owners on the panel (why are these people on the panel in the first place?) can’t vote for courses they are affiliated with (is it me or is this starting to get a little hairy?).

Meanwhile, Golf Digest’s method is even more vague, which is a little alarming seeing as they produce more lists (including one for top public courses and one for best new courses). At least they have an expanded range of panelists (more than 900 men and women) and grade courses on seven different criteria – but that’s about all we know. Who are these 900 people and how are they chosen? What courses do they play and how is that determined?

Perhaps most intriguingly, neither magazine considers price when calculating its rankings. While it makes sense to compile a list strictly based on course quality, it would also be nice to see a “Top 100 Under $100” list, or at least one that takes greens fees into consideration (for its part, Golf Digest does sort its top 100 public tracks by price, but only 20 of them are under $100).

The reality is, most of the courses on these lists include private and/or pricey facilities that do little more than mock us – relegating our daydreams to improbable realities. The likelihood of an Average Joe playing more than one or two top courses in his/her lifetime is slim-to-none (if you do, you write a book about it and/or spend nearly a quarter million dollars to play them all). Alas, for most of us, we must walk Amen Corner in our minds and then digress back to our everyday lives.

So considering the sketchy methodologies and the general uselessness of these lists, does any of it really matter? Sure, I guess its nice to daydream, or to boast that you’ve played one of the “top 100.” But as for practical purposes; Give me a list of courses I’d be able to start booking tee-times at tomorrow.

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: augusta national, golf digest, Golf Magazine, greatest courses, top 100 courses

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