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Five Ways To Have More Fun On The Golf Course

August 18, 2015 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

Golf_caddyAs a golfer, I know how the game can look to a non-golfer: Boring.  I’ve heard it time and again from my non-golfing friends.  They wonder how I can chase a little ball around the course all day.  Of course, they’re just watching the game on TV.  Hey, I’m bored by that also.  I don’t watch golf on TV either.  I’d rather just go out and play myself.  But what if you are a golfer and the game seems to be getting a little stale to you?  Maybe you need a few things to spice your game up a bit.  Why not give a couple of these a try?

1. Put a little money on it – Nothing makes a game a little more interesting than a friendly wager.  Maybe you throw down a few bucks on the round?  Maybe you’re feeling a little more daring and you go a few bucks per hole?  Maybe not…so you play instead for a round at the 19th hole.  No matter what you play for, there’s no questions that a golf bet makes your round much more interesting.

2. Play a game other than your normal 9 or 18 – Most of us golfers go out and simply play our normal game with routine scoring.  Is that getting a little tired?  Especially if one guy in your regular foursome is constantly beating the rest of you?  Try a little something different – play a different game.  How about a skins game?  Or maybe you could play a round of best ball?  Maybe you just want to stick to your regular game, but your tired of your buddy wiping the floor with the rest of your foursome.  Why not take your handicap into account?  After all, getting beat every time you play can certainly suck the wind out of your sails.  Leveling the playing field a bit certainly makes the game more fun for all.

3. Ride the new guy – Call me a jerk, but I find it quite entertaining to poke a little fun at the new guy as he stumbles through his first time doing, well.., just about anything really.  So why not incorporate that into your round?  Think about it – you’ll be doing the game a service by introducing it to someone new.  But at the same time, you’ll be laughing your way through the round as your new golfing buddy learns the rules, both of the game and of etiquette.  He or she will leave their bag on the wrong side of the green, forget their putter in the cart or have to play the rest of the hole with their pants around their ankles for not reaching the women’s tee on their drive.  OK….maybe not that one or your round might be over much earlier than anticipated.  But you get what I mean…

4. Leave some clubs in the trunk – Want to try a little something different out there?  Play with only half of your clubs.  It’s a little something my stinky golfing buddies and I have tried a couple of times.  Granted, it’s a game better suited for a short or executive course, but fun nonetheless.  Choose either five or seven clubs, plus your putter, and see what you can do.  The fun starts when you have to decide which clubs you choose to exclude.  Wait until you get to that first time you would use your six-iron, only to find out you didn’t bring it along.  Fun?  Well, I can understand how that might be questionable.  Good luck!

5. Step outside of your comfort zone – Are you the type who plays the same course or two all the time?  If so, then you are severely missing out.  Half the fun of golf is the variety that it offers from course to course.  Do you play a muni on a regular basis?  Well once a year or so, go treat yourself to a higher-end course.  Maybe go try out a par-3 or executive course.  Ever play golf at night?  Now there’s something different.  In golf, different is fun!      

Look, if you’re not on the course to have fun, then either you’re a PGA pro, or you’re doing it wrong.  It’s become our mantra here at GolfStinks – Golf is a game, you should have fun playing it.  If you take the game too seriously and get angry when you don’t play well, you need a change in your mindset.  Let me help – The sooner you accept that you will never be a pro golfer, the sooner you will begin having fun.  The sooner you accept that you stink at this game, the sooner you’ll have fun playing it.  If you’re that type of golfer who gets angry at every poor shot, slams your club into the ground or tosses it into a lake…you need to rethink the reason you’re out there.  Not only are you not having fun, but you’re ruining it for the people who are playing with you and around you.

Again, it’s a game.  It should be fun.  If it’s getting stale to you, then maybe you need to switch it up a bit.  Put a little wager into your round.  Play something other than your standard scoring.  Introduce someone new to the game.  In the end, just do what it takes to make sure you keep giving yourself a reason to be out on the course.  And for crying out loud, have fun!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: executive course, golf bets, night golf, par 3 course

5 Signs You Take Golf Too Seriously

December 2, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | 1 Comment

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How serious do you take your golf game?

Sometimes it seems to me that many golfers are more concerned with the etiquette and/or actions of other golfers than they are with just golfing themselves. Am I imagining this? I don’t think so.

It seems it never fails. We’ll be out on the course, and some yahoo we get paired up with begins droning on about how someone in the group ahead of us is pissing him off because he’s doing something “wrong.” It’s after about three or four holes of this that I want to wrap my nine-iron around this guy’s neck.

I wonder how many golfers are like this. How many golfers take this game so serious that they actually get visibly angered by the play of other golfers. I understand if someone is just deliberately slow. But to get that angry about it? Come on now.

Some people complain about the most ridiculous things on the course. Sometimes these complaints may even have nothing to do with, or have any effect on, the round they are playing. So I got to thinking about some of the most ridiculous complaints I’ve heard from other golfers…

1. You need absolute silence, even when you’re not hitting a shot. Look, one of the main reasons I play golf is for the camaraderie. I want to have conversation. I want to make jokes. I want to have a good time out there. But you have a guy who is taking his game so serious that you’d think he was on the back nine on Sunday within two strokes of the lead! Dude, lighten up. If you need silence at all times and can’t be social with the people you’re paired up with, then wait for the chance to play by yourself. As a matter of fact, with that attitude, I can understand why you showed up alone to begin with!

2. You take offense to folks betting. Hey pal, mind your business. Why is my sports betting any of your concern to begin with? What does my $2 Nassau have to do with your round. Now, I understand if we’re talking about the bet during your swing. And I understand if we’re holding up the round because we’re trying to figure out who owes who what money. But if that’s not the case, and we’re just betting because we want to bet…then how is this a problem for you?

3. You’re worried about another golfer’s appearance. Again, how does this have any affect on you or your game? Why do you care if the guy in the group ahead of us is not wearing a collared shirt? Did you shank that last drive because you were distracted by that guy’s cut-off jean shorts? I don’t care if the guy is in his pajamas! He’s playing golf. We’re at a golf course. Seems OK to me! So what if he’s wearing a pair of Chuck Taylors rather than Foot-Joy’s! As a matter of fact, the more ridiculous someone looks, the more entertaining it is for me and my buddies!

4. You don’t understand the difference between slow play and poor play. If the group in front of you has a guy who takes his time getting to his ball, and when he finally gets there he takes a little while to decide which club to use…Then he has to take eight or nine practice swings, address the ball, step away, take a couple more swings, etc. Sure, then go ahead and complain. But if the person just isn’t a good golfer, but he’s trying, then shut your pie hole. None of us are born golfers. It takes practice. You know, at one time, you sucked also. And it’s even worse when the complaint is about a couple of senior citizens who don’t quite move as quickly as they once did. Hey buddy…you’ll be lucky to reach that age someday and still be able to come out here and play. If you do, do you want people complaining about you? Didn’t think so.

5. You call someone out for a gimme or for using your toe iron. It’s not a competition pal and I don’t take it all that serious. We’re not playing against each other. If we were, then go ahead and say something to me. But if I give my ball a little nudge out from behind a rock, it’s really not your concern. I didn’t change the numbers on your scorecard. I didn’t move your ball. I didn’t cause you to lose a bet, did I? Of course not…because you’re offended by my wager to begin with!

There are many more, but I think I’ve made my point by now. All I’m trying to say really is, don’t be “that guy.” Just enjoy the game for what it is. Relax. Have fun. Don’t be in such a hurry and don’t worry about what everyone else is doing. Just play your game and have a good time. If you were that great at this sport, then trust me…you wouldn’t be paired up with me and my golfing buddies in the first place.

Swing ’til you’re happy!

Filed Under: Golf Life Tagged With: golf bets, golf betting games, golf etiquette, Nassau

Are You Betting on Tiger to Win The Masters? Or Just Betting?

April 7, 2010 | By Chris Chirico | Leave a Comment

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Are you betting on The Masters? (photo by Tom Lianza / CC BY 2.0)

Are you like me? Do you think betting on sports makes things a bit more interesting? No? Well, you’re wrong. It does. Let’s say you’re watching a football game between the Browns and Rams. Unless you’re a fan of one of the two, most people don’t care about the result, right? Well, put $50 on it. Now what?

Throughout every individual sport’s season, there are all kinds of games that don’t matter to a casual fan. But once the chance to win some money enters the equation, suddenly an all new interest becomes apparent. Think about the Super Bowl. The boxes get passed around the office and even the people who think the Lakers played the Yankees in the Stanley Cup Finals last year are scribbling their name into three or four empty slots. They’re dropping $20 or so, on a game they don’t know the first thing about, in the hopes of winning a couple of Franklins. NCAA tournament time is another great example. I don’t follow college hoops all that closely, but year in and year out, I’m filling out at least one bracket! Between all the boxes, brackets, pools and, who could forget, fantasy sports, a little wager makes watching the game(s) all the more interesting.

However, some of the greatest wagers you’ll find come from Vegas around Super Bowl time. Fun, out of the ordinary bets such as, “Will the Colts and Saints combine for more points than the New Jersey Nets?” or “Will Kobe Bryant outscore the Colts?” or “What color hat will Peyton Manning wear on the sideline, blue or white?” Some of these bets have almost nothing to do with the game, but they simply provide some fun to either a fan or non-fan. It gives everyone at least a bit of a reason to tune in.

Sparked by the return of Tiger, some of these off-beat wagers are now becoming popular in the golf betting world. According to Bodog Sportsbook Manager Richard Gardner, betting on the Masters has doubled from last year. Included in all of those extra wagers are not only the old “Who will win The Masters?” and “Where will Tiger Woods finish?” Now we’re seeing wagers a little more, dare I say, fun? Let’s take a look at some examples:

What color hat will Tiger Woods wear in Round 1?

Black 5/4
White 7/4
Red 7/2
Blue 11/2
Any Other Color 8/1

Will Tiger Woods be Heckled after Addressing the Ball and Step Away?
Yes -120
No -120

Will Elin Nordgren be Seen on Camera?

I hope you already placed your wager on this one since Tiger has already given away the answer.

Will Tiger Woods cry during his acceptance speech if he wins?

Yes -120
No -120

Thank goodness for the world of sports gambling. Without it, for many people who aren’t all that interested in the PGA Tour and have lost interest in the Ringling Brothers & Tiger Woods circus, this is just another golf tournament. But for people who partake in the gambling side of things…there’s more to it than the tournament itself. There’s the prospect of winning (or losing) some money. There’s the idea of looking at things in the tournament that, normally, you would pay little to no attention. And the PGA should be happy also, as this brings in more viewers who normally may not have paid any mind.

Don’t get me wrong, the amount of wagers is not exactly approaching Super Bowl standards. But to have the amount of wagers double, that alone shows, thanks to Tiger, the amount of interest generated for this years Masters. Me personally, I never do much more than quickly peek in to see what’s going on. This year will likely be no different. Although, I’ll most likely be peeking in with the hopes Tiger dons a red hat on day 1.

Filed Under: The Pro Tours Tagged With: betting on golf, Bodog Sportsbook, golf bets, PGA TOUR, sports gambling, Super Bowl, The Masters, tiger woods

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