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Five Ways To Have More Fun On The Golf Course

August 18, 2015 | By Chris Chirico | 3 Comments

Golf_caddyAs a golfer, I know how the game can look to a non-golfer: Boring.  I’ve heard it time and again from my non-golfing friends.  They wonder how I can chase a little ball around the course all day.  Of course, they’re just watching the game on TV.  Hey, I’m bored by that also.  I don’t watch golf on TV either.  I’d rather just go out and play myself.  But what if you are a golfer and the game seems to be getting a little stale to you?  Maybe you need a few things to spice your game up a bit.  Why not give a couple of these a try?

1. Put a little money on it – Nothing makes a game a little more interesting than a friendly wager.  Maybe you throw down a few bucks on the round?  Maybe you’re feeling a little more daring and you go a few bucks per hole?  Maybe not…so you play instead for a round at the 19th hole.  No matter what you play for, there’s no questions that a golf bet makes your round much more interesting.

2. Play a game other than your normal 9 or 18 – Most of us golfers go out and simply play our normal game with routine scoring.  Is that getting a little tired?  Especially if one guy in your regular foursome is constantly beating the rest of you?  Try a little something different – play a different game.  How about a skins game?  Or maybe you could play a round of best ball?  Maybe you just want to stick to your regular game, but your tired of your buddy wiping the floor with the rest of your foursome.  Why not take your handicap into account?  After all, getting beat every time you play can certainly suck the wind out of your sails.  Leveling the playing field a bit certainly makes the game more fun for all.

3. Ride the new guy – Call me a jerk, but I find it quite entertaining to poke a little fun at the new guy as he stumbles through his first time doing, well.., just about anything really.  So why not incorporate that into your round?  Think about it – you’ll be doing the game a service by introducing it to someone new.  But at the same time, you’ll be laughing your way through the round as your new golfing buddy learns the rules, both of the game and of etiquette.  He or she will leave their bag on the wrong side of the green, forget their putter in the cart or have to play the rest of the hole with their pants around their ankles for not reaching the women’s tee on their drive.  OK….maybe not that one or your round might be over much earlier than anticipated.  But you get what I mean…

4. Leave some clubs in the trunk – Want to try a little something different out there?  Play with only half of your clubs.  It’s a little something my stinky golfing buddies and I have tried a couple of times.  Granted, it’s a game better suited for a short or executive course, but fun nonetheless.  Choose either five or seven clubs, plus your putter, and see what you can do.  The fun starts when you have to decide which clubs you choose to exclude.  Wait until you get to that first time you would use your six-iron, only to find out you didn’t bring it along.  Fun?  Well, I can understand how that might be questionable.  Good luck!

5. Step outside of your comfort zone – Are you the type who plays the same course or two all the time?  If so, then you are severely missing out.  Half the fun of golf is the variety that it offers from course to course.  Do you play a muni on a regular basis?  Well once a year or so, go treat yourself to a higher-end course.  Maybe go try out a par-3 or executive course.  Ever play golf at night?  Now there’s something different.  In golf, different is fun!      

Look, if you’re not on the course to have fun, then either you’re a PGA pro, or you’re doing it wrong.  It’s become our mantra here at GolfStinks – Golf is a game, you should have fun playing it.  If you take the game too seriously and get angry when you don’t play well, you need a change in your mindset.  Let me help – The sooner you accept that you will never be a pro golfer, the sooner you will begin having fun.  The sooner you accept that you stink at this game, the sooner you’ll have fun playing it.  If you’re that type of golfer who gets angry at every poor shot, slams your club into the ground or tosses it into a lake…you need to rethink the reason you’re out there.  Not only are you not having fun, but you’re ruining it for the people who are playing with you and around you.

Again, it’s a game.  It should be fun.  If it’s getting stale to you, then maybe you need to switch it up a bit.  Put a little wager into your round.  Play something other than your standard scoring.  Introduce someone new to the game.  In the end, just do what it takes to make sure you keep giving yourself a reason to be out on the course.  And for crying out loud, have fun!

Filed Under: Stinky Golfer Paradise Tagged With: executive course, golf bets, night golf, par 3 course

Golf in the Future: What will it be Like?

February 23, 2015 | By Greg D'Andrea | Leave a Comment

The Future of golf
What will the future of golf look like? (photo by Buck via Flickr)

The game of golf is in a period of transition – that much we are sure of. Reports show participation is down, courses are struggling (if not closing their doors altogether) and retail sales are lagging.

While some golf authorities are remaining calm, attributing the current climate to market correction after years of industry overgrowth, many others believe it will take significant change to right the ship.

Those worried over what they see as obvious signs of golf’s forthcoming demise are scrambling to find fixes. But what are we fixing? Well, that’s a rather broad topic – golf is too hard; too slow; too expensive. While solutions have been proposed for all of these issues, many of these fixes change the game somewhat.

The reality is, if some of these ideas catch on, golf as we know it today might be totally different in just a quarter century from now. Imagine you’ve been transported 25 years into the future…to the year 2040. Here’s what your round of golf might be like…

You step-out onto the first tee at 9 o’clock…at night. It seems the idea behind TopGolf spills-out to the actual course. Behind you is a fully-stocked bar teaming with patrons. You place your beer in a cup-holder next to the ball-washer and approach the glow-in-the-dark tee markers. You tee-up (both ball and tee are also glowing) and drive the ball towards a giant illuminated target in the middle of the fairway – the bulls-eye being the 150-yard marker.

It’s easy to follow the flightpath of your approach shot as it careens through the air like a shooting star towards the green, the flagstick and flag lit-up like a tree on Christmas. You pull-out your putter and promptly drain a 40-foot putt for birdie. Of course, the hole is 20 inches in diameter (HackGolf’s original 15-inch cup idea is adapted for nighttime).

Hole #2 is a par 3 with a pond and trap flanking the green and a portable bar flanking the tee-box. There’s also the closest-to-the-pin contest going on, where the winner from your foursome gets a free shot from the bar and the overall winner for the evening gets three free rounds of golf (it’s not uncommon for the ball closest-to-the pin to actually be in the hole, and thus have several overall winners for the evening).

Hole #3, a par 5, features the obvious long-drive contest, where prizes range from free drinks to free golf depending on how far you can hit it. Each level is conveniently marked in the fairway: 300-325 yards has grass glowing red; 325-350 the grass glows blue; and 350-375 glows yellow (both free rounds and drinks beyond that). If you think these distances seem a bit far for average golfers, it’s only because no one abides by the USGA rulebook anymore…so using non-conforming equipment (balls, clubs, etc.) is the norm.

Walking off the 3rd green takes you back to the bar/clubhouse area, where you’re free to join the merriment on the dance floor or make the turn to play the back 3 holes. Yes, most new golf courses by 2040 are only 6 holes long. With less to maintain, courses can lower prices while still raking-in boatloads of cash from the main bar, plus the three additional portable bars out on the course.

Those golfers still wishing to play during the day can do so, albeit without the cool glow-in-the-dark effect. Plus, plenty of kids are being introduced to the game as it’s not uncommon for parents to rent-out a course for birthday parties, etc. And daytime is also when the course is used by FootGolf enthusiasts – a game that has gotten extremely popular by 2040.

In addition to the lower greens fees, the time it takes to play has been drastically reduced as well. No more wife or hubby ranting about you being gone all day. Instead, a 6-hole round takes 90 minutes (give or take your time at the bars). And rarely are there backups on the tee – with the holes being so big and the equipment being so forgiving, most average golfers have single-digit handicaps in the future.

OK, let’s time machine back to the year 2015 and think about what we just read. Sure, I took some liberties in illustrating golf’s future, but am I really that far off? Regardless if the current economic woes of the game dissipate on their own, we’re going to see some changes. TopGolf, HackGolf and even a rulebook for recreational golfers already exist in the here and now. Not to mention non-conforming equipment that corrects your slice and allows you to hit it farther are also already on the market. Plus, the idea of creating golf courses with less than 18 holes isn’t a new idea either.

This all being said, I don’t think I would mind a future that looked similar to what I imagined above. I may opt for less night rounds and expand the courses to 12 holes instead of 6, but I think a new rulebook for average golfers, bigger holes and non-conforming equipment can make the game more fun for recreational players (not-to-mention more profitable for courses and the industry as a whole).

Whether this comes from glow-in-the-dark night rounds; incorporating a bar/club atmosphere; making the game easier for average hacks; or something else entirely, the bottom line is golf has to change with the times. I think one thing is clear – there is a vast gap between serious golfers (and that small percentage of players who are talented enough to be pros) and the rest of us. It’s high time we start playing a different game of golf.

Filed Under: The Economics of Golf Tagged With: hackgolf, night golf, polara golf, rules of golf, slow play, topgolf

My Wife’s First Time

August 15, 2014 | By Pete Girotto | 2 Comments

Have you ever played golf at night?
Have you ever played golf at night?

It was a beautiful August night. A light breeze, clear sky and not an ounce of humidity. We paid our greens fees and…wait…you know we’re talking about my wife’s first time GOLFING, right? Come on, get your head out of the gutter. This is a family-friendly site people.

After the past 7 years we’ve been together I had no idea she never went golfing. She’s been to the range before but never hacked up a track. I figured why not do something different for the first time – night golf! We have a local place here that features an executive par 3 under the lights which was perfect for her. Trust me, it’s one of those places that if you played it during the day you would be wondering why you were even there.

I must say though, the place did let her use a set of clubs for free which was very nice of them. Here’s where the irony began. I was concerned she was going to hold up the group behind us because of mis-hits and whatnot that I think I jinxed myself. It ended up that I was spraying all over the place and she kept it straight…go figure.

The important thing is that her first experience was a good one and I think she might have caught the bug. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing yet. Especially if she thinks I’ll be paying for her every time. Regardless, considering golf has been losing players I’ve made it a point to try and introduce more folks to this game we love.

Hit’em long…yell FORE!!!

Filed Under: Golf Growth & Diversity Tagged With: #growgolf, first time golfing, new golfer, night golf, par 3, wife

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